Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Creeps IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred Dekker Written by: Fred Dekker Released: 1986 Quote: “What I’m going to need is your standard flamethrower.” Poll: Fuck, Marry, Kill – Tom Atkins edition Rule: Look people in the eye every once in a while. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Des...
Jan 27, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Comet IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Thom Eberhardt Written by: Thom Eberhardt Released: 1984 Quote: “I’m not crazy, I just don’t give a fuck.” Poll: Where would your shopping montage be? Rule: Make it with the guy in the projector booth. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by F...
Jan 13, 2023
Your Polterguides and polter-guest Ryan Bradley take on Guillermo del Toro’s latest creation for Netflix, Cabinet of Curiosities. Which episodes did they like? Which didn’t hold up? Find out within. Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see. New regular episodes will be back in January! If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487...
Dec 30, 2022
Your Polterguides review the year that was 2022: our favorite movies, our favorite episodes, and what we're looking forward to in 2023. Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons ...
Nov 18, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Hellraiser (2022) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Bruckner Written by: Ben Collins & Luke Piotrowski, based on the book by Clive Barker Released: 2022 Quote: “What the hell just happened in there?” Poll: Is Riley a “Final Girl”? Rule: Don’t go with rich people to a second location. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a...
Nov 04, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Halloween Ends IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Gordon Green Written by: Paul Brad Logan, Chris Bernier, Danny McBride, & David Gordon Green Released: 2022 Quote: “You need to find someone that can let go. That makes you want to rip off your shirt and show grief your fucking tits, and say, ‘You know what? Let’s go.’” Poll: Where does the franchise go from here? Rule: Find the difference between “letting go” and “letting your guard down.” If you enjoy...
Oct 21, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Smile IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Parker Finn Written by: Parker Finn Released: 2022 Quote: “I’m sure it feels real.” Poll: What would you do? Rule: Psych evals should be a two person job. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by Freepik https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ http://w...
Oct 14, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond When a Stranger Calls (1979) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred Walton Written by: Steve Feke & Fred Walton Released: 1979 Quote: “I’ll show you a badge when you open up the goddamn door!… I don’t have a badge.” Poll: Why haven’t you checked the children? Rule: Don’t, under any circumstances, do what anyone in this movie does, ever. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and...
Sep 16, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond X IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Ti West Written by: Ti West Released: 2022 Quote: “To the power of independent cinema!” Poll: Do you think they would have survived if RJ hadn’t tried to leave in the middle of the night? Rule: Be attentive to your partner’s needs. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: ...
Sep 02, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond They/Them IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Logan Written by: John Logan Released: 2022 Quote: “I’m in the goddamn Chamber of Commerce!” Poll: Do you think this could be a new slasher franchise? Rule: Don’t agree to do something just because your parents insist on it. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons lic...
Aug 19, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Nope IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jordan Peele Written by: Jordan Peele Released: 2022 Quote: “This dream you're chasing... where you end up at the top of the mountain... it's the one you never wake up from.” Poll: Did the chimpanzee have anything to do with anything? Rule: Don’t look up. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a...
Jul 29, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Hannibal (2001) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Ridley Scott Written by: David Mamet & Steven Zaillian, based on the novel by Thomas Harris Released: 2001 Quote: “Okey-dokey, let’s drag these down.” Poll: What do you think happens now to movie-Clarice and movie-Hannibal? Rule: Listen to Clarice Starling. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it...
Jul 15, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Black Phone IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Scott Derrickson Written by: Scott Derrickson & C. Robert Cargill, based on the short story by Joe Hill Released: 2022 Quote: “Jesus, what the fuck? Honestly, what the fuck?” Poll: Was Finn imagining the voices in the phone? Rule: Never trust the guy who’s buying up multiple houses in the same neighborhood. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was create...
Jul 01, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Bubba Ho-Tep IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Don Coscarelli Written by: Don Coscarelli, based on the short story by Joe R. Lansdale Released: 2002 Quote: “Never, never fuck with the King.” Poll: Was Sebastian Haff actually Elvis Presley? Rule: It’s never too late to be a better person. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creat...
Jun 17, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Sam Raimi Written by: Michael Waldron Released: 2022 Quote: “This time it's gonna take more than killing me to kill me!” Poll: Did the ends justify the means? Rule: Read banned books. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Design...
Jun 03, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Firestarter (2022) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Keith Thomas Written by: Scott Teems, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 2022 Quote: “You telling me I can’t trust the TV?” Poll: Why does Charlie make peace with Rainbird? Rule: Don’t tell anyone to calm down, stay calm, or any variation thereof. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it ...
May 20, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Night House IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Bruckner Written by: Ben Collins & Luke Piotrowski Released: 2021 Quote: “A B is fine.” Poll: What do you think it was that attached itself to Beth? Rule: What the fuck, Beth? Leave! If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by Freepik https...
May 06, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Firestarter (1984) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Mark L. Lester Written by: Stanley Mann, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1984 Quote: “Get out of here, you bastard! I'll burn you up! I'll fry you!” Poll: What do you think happened after the small child strolled into the New York Times? Rule: Don’t listen to fake indigenous men. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala...
Apr 22, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Scream (2022) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: James Vanderbilt & Guy Busick Released: 2022 Quote: “How can fandom be toxic? It’s about love.” Poll: When were you sure Richie was one of the killers? Rule: Never fuck with the daughter of a serial killer. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of i...
Apr 08, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Donnie Darko IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Richard Kelly Written by: Richard Kelly Released: 2001 Quote: “Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.” Poll: Which was the better world: the world in which Donnie lived or in which Donnie died? Rule: Always take your medication. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a crea...
Mar 25, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Blue Garcia Written by: Chris Thomas Devlin Released: 2022 Quote: “Try anything and you’re cancelled, bro.” Poll: Who are some other final girls you would like revisit? Rule: Always make sure your documents are in order. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a cr...
Mar 04, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond An American Werewolf in London Werewolf Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Landis Written by: John Landis Released: 1981 Quote: “A naked American man stole my balloons.” Poll: What’s your ranking of the 3 werewolf films we watched? Rule: Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a cre...
Feb 18, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Wolf Man Werewolf Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: George Waggner Written by: Curt Siodmak Released: 1941 Quote: “You're insane! I tell you, I killed a wolf! A PLAIN, ORDINARY WOLF!” Poll: What’s your werewolf outfit? Rule: Stick to the sky when using a telescope. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons l...
Feb 04, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Howling Werewolf Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Joe Dante Written by: John Sayles & Terence H. Winkless, based on the novel by Gary Brandner Released: 1981 Quote: “You can’t tame what’s meant to be wild, doc. It just ain’t natural.” Poll: At one point would you nope out of the colony? Rule: Never, ever, ever, for any reason, under any circumstances, go to the back of a porno shop. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https:/...
Jan 21, 2022
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Last Night In Soho IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Edgar Wright Written by: Edgar Wright & Krysty Wilson-Cairns Released: 2021 Quote: “You know where to find me.” Poll: What exactly was Ellie’s power? Rule: Just because someone makes tea doesn’t mean it’s tea time. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons licen...
Nov 05, 2021
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Halloween Kills IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Gordon Green Written by: Scott Teems & Danny McBride & David Gordon Green Released: 2021 Quote: “He creeps, he kills, he goes home.” Poll: What do you think Michael Myers was staring at outside his sister’s window? Rule: Don’t go to Michael Myers’ house. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some part...
Oct 29, 2021
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Manor IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Axelle Carolyn Written by: : Axelle Carolyn Released: 2021 Quote: “Fighting nature always comes at a cost.” Poll: Would you take the deal? Rule: Treat our elders with respect. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by Freepik https://creativecommons.org/...
Oct 15, 2021
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Scream (1996) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Wes Craven Written by: Kevin Williamson Released: 1996 Quote: “What did mom tell you? When I wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law.” Poll: If you could pick a movie genre to star in, what would it be? Rule: If your boyfriend pressures you into anything you don’t want to do, break up with him. https://medium.com/humungus/the-banality-of-skeevil-3c56c0c3b60f https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/screams-billy-l...
Oct 08, 2021
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Rocky Horror Picture Show IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jim Sharman Written by: Richard O’Brien & Jim Sharman Released: 1975 Quote: “It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!” Poll: What was the song that made you fall in love with it? Rule: Don't dream it, be it. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used ...
Oct 01, 2021
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Malignant IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Wan Written by: James Wan & Ingrid Bisu & Akela Cooper Released: 2021 Quote: So I’m putting a BOLO out on Sloth from “The Goonies”? Poll: Why would a fucking teratoma be that much of a badass? Rule: Pay attention in science class. Don’t rape people. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are...
Sep 24, 2021
