Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Terminator 2: Judgment DayHORROR-ADJACENT SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron & William Wisher Released: 1991 Quote: “On August 29, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fuckin' real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it? God, you think you're safe and alive. You're already dead. Everybody! Him. You. You're dead already. This whole place, everything you see is gone! You'r...
Jul 19, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Years Later IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Danny Boyle Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2025 Quote: “Memento amorous. Remember you must love.” Poll: When the shit hits the fan, what TV show are you putting on for the kids? Rule: It’s always appropriate to ask questions when someone has a field of dead bodies. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some part...
Jul 04, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Days Later IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Danny Boyle Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2002 Quote: “That was more than a heartbeat.” Poll: The shit goes down, where do you go first? Rule: If you going to infect an animal with “Rage”, choose something that can’t rip you apart. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative ...
Jun 15, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Godzilla Minus OneHORROR-ADJACENT SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Takashi Yamazaki Written by: Takashi Yamazaki Released: 2023 Quote: [Godzilla picks up a plane and tosses it casually.] Poll: What sort of critters would be created by today’s dumb shit? Rule: Come back alive. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative c...
Jun 07, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond AbigailVAMPIRE SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: Stephen Shields & Guy Busick Released: 2024 Quote: “Here's the thing about being a vampire, Frank. It takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.” Poll: Which vampire group do you think you could survive? Rule: Never take a job from Giancarlo Esposito. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487...
May 16, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond SinnersVAMPIRE SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Ryan Coogler Written by: Ryan Coogler Released: 2025 Quote: “You keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home.” Poll: Why did Stack & Mary continue to leave Sammie unharmed into the 90s? Rule: Don’t let white men in. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under...
Apr 25, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Interview with the Vampire (1994)Vampire Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Neil Jordan Written by: Anne Rice Released: 1994 Quote: “Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had.” Poll: Would you have a vampire on your podcast? Rule: Don’t be an evildoer. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons...
Apr 13, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Heart Eyes IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Josh Ruben Written by: Phillip Murphy & Christopher Landon & Michael Kennedy Released: 2025 Quote: “You can be so clueless sometimes; it's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids and move to Notting Hill. No. This is love, momma. Some kind of... wonderful, crazy stupid love, actually.” Poll: Do Ally & J...
Mar 29, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Monkey IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Osgood Perkins Written by: Osgood Perkins, based on the short story by Stephen King Released: 2025 Quote: “YAY!! THEY’RE BRINGING OUT THE BODY!!” Poll: How would you keep the monkey from killing anyone else? Rule: Leave the shit in Dad’s closet alone. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under...
Mar 14, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Salem’s Lot (1979)Vampire Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Tobe Hooper Written by: Paul Monash, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1979 Quote: “Back, holy man! Back, shaman! Back, priest!” Poll: How do you identify the main character? Rule: If you’re in a Stephen King story, rapidly identify the main character and stay far away from them. Check out Polterguest Ryan’s Patreon & upcoming book, Say Uncle . If you enjoyed this, please consider ...
Feb 21, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Shadow of the VampireVampire Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: E. Elias Merhige Written by: Steven Katz Released: 2000 Quote: “I don't think we need the writer any longer. — I don't expect you to understand this, and I am loathe to admit it myself, but the writer is necessary.” Poll: Did this film “Bowfinger” the real Max Schreck? Rule: Don’t hire non-union actors. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo...
Feb 09, 2025
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Nosferatu (2024) Vampire Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Robert Eggers Written by: Robert Eggers Released: 2024 Quote: “I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb!” Poll: Fuck, marry, kill: Max Schreck, Klaus Kinski, Bill Skarsgård. Rule: Don’t ever, ever have sexy feelings, unless you’re a man. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by ...
Jan 24, 2025
It's time for our year-end recap! Your Polterguides reflect on our top movies, favorite episodes, and more from 2024, plus what we're looking forward to in 2025. Enjoy, and be sure to connect with us on Instagram , Facebook , Threads, or BlueSky ! Tell us what you're excited about for the upcoming year, and feel free to share any movie recommendations we should check out. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and De...
Dec 14, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Monster Squad IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred Dekker Written by: Shane Black & Fred Dekker Released: 1987 Quote: “They blew it.” Poll: What famed monster hunter would you want to get the “thumbs-up” from? Rule: Believe that, at least, something is going on when a man insists he is a werewolf. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it ar...
Nov 29, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Totally Killer IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Nahnatchka Khan Written by: David Matalon & Sasha Perl-Raver & Jen D'Angelo Released: 2023 Quote: “Can you please just see ‘Back to the Future’?” Poll: What carnival/amusement park ride would you want to be your time machine? Rule: Yeah, so uh, the first thing you wanna do if you see the killer is run. Remember, avoid the knife... keep your life. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? ht...
Nov 15, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Ready or Not IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: Guy Busick & R. Christopher Murphy Released: 2019 Quote: “Let's go take a walk, find you an edible, even you out a little bit.” Poll: If you were a member of Le Domas family, and weren’t really happy about it, and found someone you loved, what would you do? Rule: Before you get married, ask for details on what “fucked-up family” means. If you enjoyed this, p...
Nov 01, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Final Girls IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Todd Strauss-Schulson Written by: M.A. Fortin & Joshua John Miller Released: 2015 Quote: “You just fucked with the wrong virgin.” Poll: What movie would you want to be transported into? Rule: Eyes on the road. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Desi...
Oct 18, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Speak No Evil (2024) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Watkins Written by: James Watkins, based on the screenplay by Christian Tafdrup & Mads Tafdrup Released: 2024 Quote: “We believe honesty is the first step to fixing things.” Poll: What pop song would you want to hear sang menacingly? Rule: Sometimes it’s ok to not be polite. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and D...
Oct 04, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Beetlejuice Beetlejuice IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Tim Burton Written by: Alfred Gough & Miles Millar Released: 2024 Quote: “I believe it was Dostoevsky that said... ‘Later, fucker!’” Poll: Who is your favorite new dead person? Rule: A. Don’t listen to your boyfriend when he tells you to stop taking your prescribed medication. B. Sometimes you need to break the rules. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM ...
Sep 20, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Silence of the Lambs IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jonathan Demme Written by: Ted Tally, based upon the novel by Thomas Harris Released: 1991 Quote: “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you'v...
Sep 06, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Alien: Romulus IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fede Alvarez Written by: Fede Alvarez & Rodo Sayagues Released: 2024 Quote: “Thank you, and remember the company is grateful for your enduring service.” Poll: If the company has been looking for Ripley this whole time, why do they not believe her when they finally find her? Rule: A: Never trust Weyland-Yutani. B: Don’t get pregnant; but if you do, don’t take drugs. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying ...
Aug 23, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond New Nightmare IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Wes Craven Written by: Wes Craven Released: 1994 Quote: “‘Choice? What kind of choice?’ ‘Whether or not you will be willing to play Nancy one last time.’” Poll: Which icons would you want to see cross over the fictional divide? Rule: Buy into the premise, quickly. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of i...
Aug 09, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John McNaughton Written by: Richard Fire & John McNaughton Released: 1986 Quote: “Who you think you're associating with anyway?” Poll: What did you do or watch immediately after this movie to start scrubbing it from your memory? Rule: Don’t abuse children. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg...
Jul 26, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Wicker Man (1973) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Robin Hardy Written by: Anthony Shaffer & David Pinner Released: 1973 Quote: “The Producer would like to thank The Lord Summerisle and the people of his island off the west coast of Scotland for this privileged insight into their religious practices and for their generous co-operation in the making of this film.” Poll: Did they kill Lord Summerisle next year? Rule: Learn to be a good guest. If you enjo...
Jul 05, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Watchers IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Ishana Night Shyamalan Written by: Ishana Night Shyamalan, based on the novel by A.M. Shine Released: 2024 Quote: “Try not to die.” Poll: When did you figure out the Madeline twist? Rule: Check under the rug. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by ...
Jun 21, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Talk to Me IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Danny & Michael Philippou Written by: Danny Philippou & Bill Hinzman, based on a concept by Daley Pearson Released: 2023 Quote: “He’ll split ya, pretty boy. He’ll split ya.” Poll: Would you grab the hand? Rule: Rules are put in place for a reason, Mia. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are u...
Jun 07, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond CujoStephen King Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Lewis Teague Written by: Don Carlos Dunaway & Lauren Currier, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1983 Quote: “Fuck you, dog.” Poll: How should Donna Trenton have answered the question about her affair? Rule: Vaccinate your pets! If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used un...
May 25, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Maximum OverdriveStephen King Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Stephen King Written by: Stephen King Released: 1986 Quote: “Honey, come on over here, sugar buns. This machine just called me an asshole.” Poll: What the fuck/Why? Rule: Maybe he’s great at everything; maybe it’s just cocaine. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used unde...
May 10, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Dead ZoneStephen King Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Cronenberg Written by: Jeffrey Boam, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1983 Quote: “The ICE... is gonna BREAK!” Poll: What would your parameters be if you were to go back in time to kill Hitler? Rule: Life is short; sleep with your romantic partner. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cr...
Apr 26, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond MiserySTEPHEN KING SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Rob Reiner Written by: William Goldman, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1990 Quote: “Isn’t that an oogy mess?” Poll: What author would you like to write a book in your honor? Rule: Call for backup, especially when backup is the missus. 2nd Law: Seek professional help. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and D...
Apr 12, 2024
