Reuploaded with a much less obnoxious echo! Episode 3 of Beyond Help isn't quite ready for release, but that doesn't mean the world of the story has stopped moving. Here's a message from Sinclair's dearly departed but ever present friend, The Ghost of Orson Welles, popping out to say hello well before his proper debut, and humbly asking for your assistance in helping the series grow. Starring Jason Warner as The Ghost of Orson Welles Get updates on the show by following Sinclair on BlueSky and T...
Jul 01, 2025•9 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Content Warning:Historical war violence, depictions of historical figures, discussion of history, use of firearms, use of firearms, alcohol use, character death, irreverent humor and song lyrics, and adult language. The adventure continues as Sinclair and The Daylight begin their travels together. Sinclair, however, has the attention span of an intoxicated gnat, and has delayed a 12 hour drive into a week and a half, stopping at countless tourist traps on their journey to Nashville, much to The ...
May 10, 2025•44 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Content Warnings:Irreverent humor and song lyrics, loud noises, use of firearms, public displays of violence, character death, use of alcohol, and adult language. The long trip starts here! Sinclair, a million-year-old minor level deity with a penchant for vagrancy and financial scheming, has been, for the first time in many hundreds of thousands of years, staying in one place and biding his time, forced into suburban settlement through mysterious circumstances. He's become friends (?) with some...
May 10, 2025•52 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Premiering May 10th!It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren TuckerMi...
Apr 28, 2025•2 min
It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren Tucker Michael E. Freemantle...
Apr 11, 2025•6 min
Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor! This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of historical racist caricatures. Listener discretion is advised. Links to Public Domain 2025 information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_in_public_domain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of...
Jan 02, 2025•9 min
Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair into the heart of a neo-Dickension nightmare. But Sinclair is no Scrooge, and the future holds little anxiety for a deathless creature of a million years of age. The past however... Will Sinclair's love of...
Dec 21, 2024•45 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Sinclair's full interview with MeevTeevNeev News, a preview of the upcoming audio drama series "Beyond Help" The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo Kaleidoscope was played by Jess McCoy The Screaming Voice was Alyssa Roldan and Lauren Tucker appeared as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Additional sound editing by Jess McCoy. Music and sound effects are in the public domain "I Ain't Got Nobody" performed by Marion Harris "Blue Skies" performed by William Robyn "Selling Out" and "N'T" by Tom Le...
Sep 21, 2024•9 min
After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon! The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo
Sep 20, 2024•2 min
Mane finem cogito vestrum. Loquor cum amicis meis, cogito de te.et sciunt? Est animum amitto.
Sep 17, 2024•3 min
Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved? content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Dec 15, 2023•2 hr 36 min
Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality! content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy Public Domain songs used: I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris...
Dec 01, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail. content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Nov 23, 2023•28 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.
Nov 15, 2023•2 min
In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Nov 07, 2023•44 min•Season 4Ep. 2
In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Oct 27, 2023•50 min•Season 3Ep. 1
In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted.
Sep 24, 2023•3 min
Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.
Sep 21, 2023•51 min
Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality! https://www.madisonontheair.com/Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server! https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35
Aug 30, 2023•1 min
Send us a textIn this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.
Jun 15, 2023•22 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Send us a textSinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story! Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.
May 25, 2023•32 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Send us a textIt's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!
May 07, 2023•6 min
Send us a textSinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:Jacob BirksClay ClarkRen
Apr 21, 2023•35 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity! Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at sinclairwantstohelp@gmail.com, and the goofy god will read your problem and offer a divine solution!
Feb 11, 2023•3 min
Send us a textHappy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading! A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed emails to this show:Human-B-Gon! https://www.human-b-gon.com/October's Children! https://octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm/The Night Post! https://nightpostpod.com/Small Victories! https://...
Jan 08, 2023•19 min
Send us a textHere are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!
Dec 03, 2022•4 min
Send us a textEbeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast.
Dec 02, 2022•58 min
Send us a textHello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.
Nov 04, 2022•8 min
Send us a textIn this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.
Oct 22, 2022•9 min
Send us a textIn this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!Content Warning:Depiction of crime scene, Serial Murder, Allusions to Sexual Harrassment
Sep 21, 2022•43 min•Season 1Ep. 3
