Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)

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Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.

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Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry

Send us a textIn this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he became a performing superstar. You'll be hanging at every word!Content Warning:Depictions of Capitial Punishment, Outlandish Animal Cruelty, Grieving for Loss of a Loved One, Parricide

Sep 21, 2022•29 min•Season 2Ep. 1

(psst. don't start here any more. check description) Episode 1: The Last Red Scent

The series has undergone a soft reboot! Please only come here if you've listened to Beyond Help Episodes 1 and 2 and are curious about what the show was like before. ...and if you can tolerate really bad editing, as opposed to kind of bad editing. Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair introduces himself, and tells the history of Lenny Sarkon, the Megaladon Corporation, and a pet craze that was doomed to the cutest of tragedies. You'll really ...

Sep 21, 2022•23 min•Season 1Ep. 1

Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer

Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!

Aug 28, 2022•2 min

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