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Believe It! A Naruto Podcast

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Join Duncan, Dom, Kt, and Liam as they go from Genin to Hokage by watching every episode of Naruto! If you’d like to support us, you can check out our Patreon or subscribe on Spotify! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/subscribe patreon.com/believeit twitter.com/believeitcast youtube.com/channel/UCh4QcdBGwDNtXvU4U-F8tkQ Believe It!

Episodes

Ep 49 - Bisexuals Wear Fishnets

The Medical Ninjas at the Apple Store have worked their resurrection Jutsu on Dom's laptop, and we're back to our regularly scheduled content! The hosts get to vibe with Yams and Sai a bit more as the brand new Team Kakashi embark on their first mission. Of course, things Kessel Spiral out of control as per usual, and it appears meeting with a ninja spy might be an ambush.  (Wait, what's that?) ---  If you want to (what) give us money (ayy) for the product (yuh) we release weekly for f...

Aug 26, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 49

PATREON EXCLUSIVE LEAK - Naruto the Movie

Hey Believe It! teens, welcome to the MacBook retrieval arc -- the one where Dom's laptop leaves us for Orochimaru and who knows when we'll get it back. We're only about 30 episodes into Shippuden so honestly we have no clue. While we're in technology limbo, we didn't want to leave you hanging. So, here's an exclusive episode FROM THE VAULT, BABY.  The hosts watch Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow. Liam comes up with some much-needed improvements for ninja locomotives. Dom i...

Aug 19, 20211 hr 22 min

Ep 48 - An Artist Raised By Cops

This week on Believe It! is a doozy as the hosts get comfortable in the New Believe It! Studios with some fun new additions to the pod (wow)! We meet a mega pervert croptop artist named D̶o̶m̶ Sai, the new Team 7 squad leader Yamato, and are introduced to two of the most bizarre vibes we've ever seen with Danzo and Tobi.  Seriously, what is going on.  ---  Please fund more sounds to put on our soundboard by becoming a Patron, or it'll be the same four forever and you have yourselv...

Aug 12, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Ep 47 - Kabuto's Problem With Roommates

Team Guy triumphs over their clones by being stronger than they were yesterday (wow!). Sakura gets some snake-based intel from the dying puppet man. The hosts imagine what's going on back in Orochimaru's hideout, and pick fights with just about everybody. --- I wrote this haiku so you'll appreciate us pay your toll, dweebus   patreon.com/believeit

Aug 05, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 47

Ep 46 - Sakura's Biggest Dub

On this episode of Believe It!, everyone is hyped on the best fight we've seen in Naruto. Sakura, the angelic force of nature of Konoha Village and greatest kunoichi of all time, fights some ginger dweeb, while Naruto and Kakashi nearly catch up to Deidara. Team Guy simply struggles.  Duncan has some brand new octopi facts (just dropped). All these Naruto scenes have Liam in Fox Mode. Kt reveals the sibling's sordid marionette past. Dom is simply thriving, and you all owe Sakura an apology....

Jul 29, 20211 hr 9 min

Ep 45 - 🅱️uppet 🅱️ingers

Welcome 🅱️ack to 🅱️elieve It! A Naruto 🅱️odcast. Eyeliner Ginger Sasori is finally revealed, and has a 🅱️anger of a fight against Sakura and Lady Chiyo. Deidara runs from Naruto and Kakashi. Team Guy is caught in a twap.  🅱️om is a proud husbando. 🅱️iam's living ghoulishly. 🅱️t has an issue with radios. 🅱️uncan goes rogue. - Do you ever have //too much money//? Consider redistributing the wealth into the grubby hands of your favourite four anime gremlins by becoming a Patron. patreo...

Jul 22, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Ep 44 - Kankuro’s Serial Killer Bedroom

In this week's episode of Believe It!, Gaara Dies™ ! He's Dead ! Unbelievable! Anyway, Team Kakashi finally break into the Akatsuki cave to see two idiots sitting on a murdered ginger. Will a fight ensue? Probably, but we have to wait until next week, and so do you!  Kt and Liam saw a strange Shark-themed licence plate (that totally doesn't belong to them). Dom thinks Seto Kaiba is a dork. Duncan's vibes on Kankuro's murder room are off.  --- Honestly, I don't even want your money anym...

Jul 15, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Ep 43 - A Devastating Blow To The Catgirl Community

In this episode of Believe It! a Nyaa-ruto Podcast, the Akatsuki have sent in some reinforcements to throw off the Leaf Village squads. Itachi has a David Lynch fight with Team Kakashi. Might Guy takes on the newly-christened, newly-remembered goblin Kisame. The hosts get far too heated discussing animal facts and fringe anime communities. You know, the usual.   --- Buy Dom some cat ears by checking out our patreon: http://patreon.com/believeit

Jul 08, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Ep 42 - Gay Hologram Akatsuki? That’s Pride, Baby!

If you thought there was a historic heatwave happening outside, wait until you hear the heat of this week’s episode baby! Gaara is kidnapped and fed to dragons, Team Kakashi make their way to the Sand Village, Sakura is useful and beautiful and intelligent and solos the verse.  Liam and Duncan still love the blade. Kt has some harsh news for anyone looking for a beach episode. Dom is Ginger Curry (on the court).  ✨ If you'd like to become a patron and give us money for us to say your n...

Jul 01, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Ep 41 - The Sunny Dom

The hosts witness the conclusion of the Deidara/Gaara fight, and have low hopes for Kankuro as he steps to Ugly Sasori. Duncan recounts his first time drinking. Liam has evacuation plans for Sand Village. Kt is from the Village Hidden In The Mid. Dom unveils his greatest ship.  ---  If you appreciate the fact that I'm in here working on a podcast about Naruto  on a beautiful summer day instead of playing volleyball with my pals, become a Patron: http://patreon.com/believeit&n...

Jun 24, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Ep 40 - #ShippudenSummer

Finally. Finally! Grab your surfboard, hit the waves, because at long last it’s #ShippudenSummer! The hosts are back with the first few episodes of Naruto: Shippuden! Nardo’s back after years of training (looking buff and cool and hot), and it seems like Gaara might be in trouble as two new Akatsuki make their move. Duncan can't wait for the hosts to be ~400 episodes deeper into this series. Liam knows exactly what Diedara sculpts with (this isn't even a bit, he just knows). Kt can’t believe Sas...

Jun 17, 20211 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Ep 39 - The End of Naruto!!!

Welcome to Sasuke!!! A Naruto Podcast, where the hosts have finally finished OG Naruto! The gang get a great send-off with some surprisingly good Naruto filler. Naruto gets a new beautiful boyfriend. Gaara briefly navigates the education field before fighting dicksword. Ok, there was still some bad filler. Duncan didn’t deserve to be blocked #freebelieveit. Liam is a Kony defender. Kt’s trying to avoid the cookies. Dom walks the fine line between “sheesh, women” and “women… sheesh!” #ShippudenSu...

Jun 10, 20211 hr 11 min

Ep 38 - Yellow Snow Sorbet

Hey, are you as sick of filler as we are? The gang tackles the penultimate batch of episodes before #ShippudenSummer and have no fun doing so. In case you've been wondering what Kurenai has been up to, there's a Kurenai arc for some reason. Naruto and Kiba do stuff. The Ninja Dropouts give the Akatsuki a run for their money.  Duncan is a mean big man. Liam's id is out of control. Kt is a croptop dropout. Dom poses jutsu to summon delinquent dads.  ---  If you want to support us an...

Jun 03, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Ep 37 - Is Boruto Jaden Smith?

The hosts are finally gearing up for #ShippudenSummer with yet another batch of Naruto filler! Lee and Guy Sensei have a bonding moment through the power of youth. The entire Leaf Village fights Construction Worker Joker. The best episode of Naruto happens.  Duncan wants selfies to market our podcast. Liam is just an AI. Kt has a strange Patreon offer. Dom is an incredible trap master. --- Beep boop pow Patreon give us da money  http://patreon.com/believeit ...

May 27, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Ep 36 - What's In A Monster?

On this episode of Believe It!, the hosts have all had terrible weeks... only made worse by eight more episodes of Naruto filler! Naruto takes the worst princess in the world on an escort mission, Ino goes on a date with Fat Elvis, Lee builds a dojo, and Duncan forgets to watch Monster House (2009).  Duncan talks cheap therapy options. Liam poses Monster tea. Kt has two thoughts and a new Twitter bio. Dr. Animals warns against having chameleons as pets. ---  If you like this episode, p...

May 20, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Ep 35 - If You Hear This, Send This To Logan Paul

This week on Believe It! the hosts discuss what could possibly be the best episodes of filler so far - the bar is as low as Natsuhiboshi is high. Akamaru gets anime rabies. Naruto raises a titty-grabbing monkey. Shino laughs. Duncan might be an ablien. Kt wishes she was a million laughing bugs (instead of the alternative). Dom is sickly from the star illness. Liam poses that you may not always have to Believe It!  ---  If you'd like to get access to bonus episodes, a Discord filled wit...

May 13, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Ep 34 - Would Kakashi Kill 10 Dudes for 80 Dollars?

This week’s episode of Believe It! covers some Anko backstory (feat. a mermaid), a snotty rich kid, a classic doppelgänger mission for the worst ninja in the village, and Kt’s new favourite episode of Naruto. Liam’s brain is empty and spiteful. Dom is looking for his butt queen. Kt almost explains one whole episode. The feds show up and Duncan has a panic attack.  --- Do I need to sell the Patreon this week or are we all good with the offer Dom made in the show? Check out the perks: http://...

May 06, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Ep 33 - The Worst Episodes of Naruto

This week on Believe It!, the hosts address some truly problematic Naruto filler, tackling toxic diet culture and issues with the justice system. Also, International Superhits, Punk-o-Rama, and Europop.  Get a sneak peek trip to the Shores of Shippuden Summer where the monkeys serve you drinks and the birds call you names. Liam puts on his glasses and boosts the overall intelligence on the podcast. Duncan immediately lowers it with the worst hypothetical question that man has ever asked. Kt...

Apr 29, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Ep32 - Naruto, May I Nut?

Welcome back to Believe It! filler hours. Naruto is killing time on missions looking for bugs and exterminating a cult. The hosts are coping fabulously in sing-song.  Do the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Of The Mist have a type? Is Hinata a very brave ninja, aux-cord DJ, or lifelong barista? Will Temtem be the first character to commit a war crime? How exactly did Boruto get Fox DNA in him?  Liam spits bug facts. Duncan never stops defending his waifu. Dom blows everyone’s little baby brains. ...

Apr 22, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Ep 31 - Mizuki, Go Back To Jail!

This episode of Believe It! is predictably off the rails as the hosts delve into the first 12 (twelve!!) episodes of OG Naruto filler. The first arc covers Sakura, Naruto and Jiraiya on a frequently-problematic trip to Orochimaru's Screamfest hideout. The second features the return of Naruto-character-that-we-all-totally-remember Mizuki, who has drank Orochimaru's secret botion and become Tony The Tiger.  Look, we didn't write this.  Duncan makes his argument for loving Naruto filler. ...

Apr 15, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Ep 30 - Believe It! 30th Anniversary Special: Naruto vs. Sasuke!

It's the historic 30th episode of Believe It! and it's time for an iconic duel. No, it's not Duncan vs. Liam... or Dom vs. Steven. Naruto and Sasuke finally have their long-awaited anime battle, and the hosts speak on it for about 10 minutes total. In true Believe It! fashion, ghosts of classic goofs make their triumphant return.  Duncan realizes he may have been hexed. Liam's always getting ghoulish. Dom has problems with hand-wings. Kt has an impeccable aura.  Thanks for supporting o...

Apr 08, 20212 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Ep 29 - All Uchiha Are Bastards

In this week’s episode of Believe It!, the hosts ponder friendship, murder, and mangekyo logistics as the fight between Naruto and Sasuke begins. Who tops? Is Sasuke mid? Could tsukuyomi work on smooth orange brain?  Kt and Dom get ready to awaken their mangekyo sharingans while Duncan and Liam argue about Uchiha clan politics. The one thing we can agree on: AUAB.  ••• If you enjoy us more than the average podcast, a tip of a couple of bucks a month unlocks all of our bonus episodes wi...

Apr 02, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Ep 29 - Hit It Till It Breaks!!!!

In this week’s episode, the hosts go to training camp! All of our most beloved boys are back and ready to play. Hinata is working on his good jumps while Kageyama is still stuck trying to learn how to be a Good Teammate. Tsukki gets omega boomed by his older brother but don’t worry, his best friend in a Dics shirt is here for him. Everyone gets blessed with BBQ. Also, ACAB (sorry Daichi). You can throw us a tip on Patreon if you enjoy us more than the average comedy podcast about some mid anime....

Apr 01, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Ep 28 - Dying Is Hot Boy S***

Welcome back to Believe It!, a singalong podcast about Ramen-topping Spiralman. Let’s talk about it ! The sand ninjas are back — new moves, new fits, and the perfect matchups to make the Leaf Village look like incompetent babies.  Shikamaru gets dommed by Temari (Dom wishes). Kankuro iron maidens a man with his new puppets. Gaara of the Desert-Sand has an RPG level-up and swoops in to save his new adopted brother, Drunk Lee, who shows up to fight Kimimaro even though they should both be in ...

Mar 25, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Ep 27 - The Arm Bone’s Connected to the Sword Bone

Welcome back to Believe It! The sound ninjas are kind of handing it to the idiot boys in their respective fights. Kimimaro vs. Naruto is the equivalent of fighting 50 toddlers. Kiba uses his dumb brain and his dumb dog and ends up probably bleeding out in a river. Shikamaru, however, deserves a round of applause for his powerful jazz brain.  Hot new Orochimaru just dropped, which we are very happy for because dude was literally melting in the least sexy anime shower of all time. Kimimaro ro...

Mar 18, 20211 hr 12 min

Ep 26 - Neji vs. Spider-Man vs. Believe It!

This week’s episode of Believe It! covers the Neji vs Spiderman fight. There’s spider butts and sticky spider silk and Neji doesn’t die. As it turns out, that’s not quite enough to fill an episode, so the hosts also touch on some other franchises, free of charge, because you deserve it.  Whiplash warning and Super Mario Odyssey spoilers. There’s some Shikamaru speculation including the fact that maybe his mom wrote 12 Rules for Life.  Dom is a Saiyan with alcohol. Duncan and Liam agree...

Mar 11, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Ep 25 - Three Boys Deep, No Girls

This week’s episode, the hosts discuss the beginning of the Sasuke retrieval arc. The idiot boy squad is formed, Sasuke cuts class to try drugs from the worst dealers, and Choji gets his last bite in more ways than one.  Other topics include: questionable IQ scores, Leaf Village internet forums, original characters from your childhood and onward, Rock Lee in a full face of makeup, and formative playground games.  If you want to hear your name at the end of the episode or get to know us...

Mar 04, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ep 24 - All My Homies Hate Hospitals

In this episode of Believe It! we ditch the filler and get to the good stuff. Naruto and Sasuke have a hugely irresponsible fight on top of a hospital. Sasuke is down horrendous and chooses to follow the dark path of the Gucci belt. Sakura confesses her love for Sasuke, begs him not to leave, and cringes out the whole podcast.  Kakashi is, once again, a great dad. Shikamaru gets promoted to Chunin, which begs the question: is Team 10 the best team in Naruto? Duncan gives the other hosts a s...

Feb 25, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Ep 23 - I'm Gonna Kill That Orange B****

Tune into this episode of Believe It! and listen as the hosts recount a fever dream that they shared. There’s just no way these were real episodes of the television program Naruto. Topics discussed include: Sasuke’s dino chicken nuggets, Professional Japanese Animator Jeremy, and the cave — you know, the Phil Collins cave.  Duncan makes a GOOD JOKE and definitely DOES NOT threaten treason. Dom becomes Sasuke in more ways than one. Liam is so happy that his cohosts are down so, so bad. &nbsp...

Feb 18, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Ep 22 - To All The Bimbos I've Loved Before

Welcome to another episode of Believe It! where the hosts try to stomach a filler episode and the horrifying possibility that Rock Lee could die in surgery. Tsunade comes to town and confuses the kids. Shikamaru is back and problematic as ever but we still like him a lot.   One episode of filler has immediately upset Dom and Kt. Duncan does the best Konohamaru impression on record. Liam thinks Shino is cute and if you’re reading this, Liam, you’re fired. This episode contains the Great Himb...

Feb 11, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 22