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S01E148: Floating Solar Panel Meat-Trash Island

Solider Of Fortune Rose Coats Inc. The Women Of Artemis Smoke In The Booth Is Christine Blasey Ford just Brett Kavanaugh in a dress? We Do A Background Check ⛧ Spooky Upbringings in Bethesda, Maryland ⛧ Education and Employment ⛧ Ties to Washington DC, the Intelligence Community, Pharma, Silicon Valley, and Stanford ⛧ Small Town! ⛧ Joe Rubs Boobs The Wrong Way ⛧ Sea Steading and the World's First Ocean Societies ⛧ Scientology Innovations and Slurs ⛧ TED Sages We're Still In Kansas, Evermore BYO3...

Apr 18, 20234 hr 19 min

S01E147: Mommy Milker Offensive

Say Less Fam Shift and Shaft Renal Oranges Internet Cassette Moths are Better Pollinators than Bees ⛧ Rothschildia Saturniidae ⛧ Yucca Moths ⛧ Casey Ramirez Taking Over Princeton, MN in 1982 ⛧ The American Drug Trade and Oliver North ⛧ Michele Leonhart Heads the DEA and D.A.R.E. ⛧ Deputizing the Pope ⛧ Teaser… Christine Blasey Ford - Who is She? He Was On Our Radar! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://w...

Apr 11, 20233 hr 12 min

S01E146: Occupation: King

Go Get Us A Pie Staircasing Below 15 Lawyers To The Grave I've Never Seen That Plough Before Thousands of mummified rams heads found in Egypt ⛧ Pharaoh Ramses and his Works ⛧ Old footage of Russo-Japanese War (1905) ⛧ Chinese Genetic Experiments Make Radiation Resistant Soldiers and Chimeras ⛧ We finish the Epstein Trilogy - Dershowitz (Superlawyer), Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan Chase CEO) ⛧ Alphabet A reading from MMM Now Available In Most Biolabs BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the F...

Apr 04, 20232 hr 58 min

S01E145: Big! More Pages! More Stories! Oh Hi Henry Kissinger!

They Would Be Proud My Privilege is Buttons Alice in Wonderland Chains Slap This Goddamn Sax Over The World Upgrade your battle station, and say hello to Big Sis. Peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage is made. Intermission is brought to you by… YOU. We return to review the latest Monarch Mind Control. Happy Spring Solstice! Ghislaine has lots of friends, even the Rothschilds! Feed A Kingdom of Rome With That Tit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3...

Mar 28, 20233 hr 22 min

S01E144: Nice Chucks

Smugl-ah Wells of Lolz BTS Publishing A Dozen Dozen I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester… A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold? Ten Meows Is My Limit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the ...

Mar 21, 20232 hr 36 min

S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!!

Vanderlube Tin Foil Teeth Photocopy of the Playbook Memes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My! Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love! Must Be ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.s...

Mar 14, 20233 hr 7 min

S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise

Behind The Story Days After The New World Hog Screams Glamour Dolph America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal. I Am A Good Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us o...

Mar 07, 20232 hr 54 min

S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara

Bemrose Garden Guy Listens to Psychic More Blue Butter Dishes Frustrated Ham and Egg Man Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War! Just Send Yer Kazoos BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fedi...

Feb 28, 20233 hr 11 min

S01E140: Abe From The Bronx

Our Peace Thunder Pinch, Ho! Little Guppies Everywhere She Was Blindingly Beautiful Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal? I Shall Now Select My Empress BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.socia...

Feb 21, 20232 hr 57 min

S01E139: Stop With The Printer!

A New Suit In Stage Seagal A Real Degenerate Information Sausage Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom ! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round! I Can See The Grid BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse...

Feb 14, 20232 hr 26 min

S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes

The Art of Whore Overspeak The Come I Miss Carl Sagan, Man Sprung From The Ground Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film! I Won? Fuck! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the F...

Feb 07, 20232 hr 44 min

S01E137: Alana Moore

Attack Spring You're A Servo, Wizard! The Pelosis and the Gettys A Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer! Traditions Carry On BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follo...

Jan 31, 20232 hr 42 min

S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons

The Seven Sisters Satin Core FYI Bitches This Isn't A Porno Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil. You Have Died From The 1800's BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social https://ww...

Jan 24, 20232 hr 58 min

S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security

Atomic Arc Name Him 8 Doctor Sword For Nothing My Sins Are Over 9000 What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret… you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery! Oh Bucket Boy!! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on ...

Jan 17, 20233 hr 15 min

S01E134: The Old Yellow Book

Factism The Squeegee Energy Is A Major Factor Pepperidge Farms Remembers Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived… somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain! Blood Runs In The Streets BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @behindthesch3m3s@spook.social http...

Jan 10, 20233 hr 16 min

S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon!

Weed Lord Goku Circle the Wagons! Addams Family Harem Speak of the Moon Man The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom. It Was Always Black Goo BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Ricky can be found at rickymolnar.com and if you wanna get decentralized check out https://prometheus.systems/ ! For all things Dad a...

Jan 03, 20232 hr 32 min

S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long

Too Many Cemeteries Someone Is Rizz May Musk Anal Lick Tits It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas! Core Memory Unlocked BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (I...

Dec 27, 20222 hr 59 min

S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later

Please Talk Harvey Looks for You End of Transaction There's Options From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows… That's How Radio Was Invented BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Fac...

Dec 20, 20222 hr 17 min

S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole

Blood, Boar, and Body Literally Called Laser Roux is Gravy Single Digit High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night? A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The T...

Dec 13, 20223 hr 13 min

S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?

Welcome To My Mangrove Bat Sushi OZZY'D I'm Your Uncle Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you. It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) F...

Dec 06, 20222 hr 52 min

S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen

Pleasant Observer Agape Irene No, Molecule Rock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl! It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (F...

Nov 29, 20222 hr 57 min

S01E127: Finnegan's Woke

Fibrous Gray-Water Hook-Up This Is Pre-AI, My Friend Petabytes of Raw Text Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! Hate Has A Home Here BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesa...

Nov 23, 20221 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 127

S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?

Filtered Filtered Filtered BOAbucks Kevin Bacon Tremors 2020 Christmas Run The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate. ‘Til It's Not BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue...

Nov 15, 20222 hr 59 min

S01E125: Delete System 32

Rip Rip Bag-Piping Genital Lice You Shouldn't Be Here Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway? These Discordant Notes of Our Lives BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what ...

Nov 08, 20223 hr 29 min

S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House

Two Birds One Chair Inverse Ovation Bleeding Edge If You Will Fast Than The Mist Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy! They don't teach this in college. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check o...

Nov 01, 20222 hr 38 min

S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood

Ol' Venus Nun Mask Pot or Taxes Cult Business Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world! Casper, Brought To You By Pf… BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue...

Oct 31, 20222 hr 35 min

S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre

Sourced? Stunning Parallels River Tender Preferably Not Alive Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload. #compostyoursacrifice BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. inf...

Oct 25, 20223 hr 50 min

S01E121: Marching Noises!!

Fus Roh Dah! Blah Blah Blah! People Don't Use Minidisc Girthworm Jim Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions. I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best BYO3-DG ZO...

Oct 18, 20221 hr 57 min

S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt

Jazz-Bury CO Brown Stain International Harvester My Name is Bauxite Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book? How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you...

Oct 11, 20223 hr 22 min

S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes

Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony Never Has Bread Been More Satany I Live With Satin Name Three Episodes But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright? Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, che...

Oct 04, 20223 hr 9 min
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