Ep. 051 - Don't Piss on my Parents
The piss boys are back! Ashley Madison, Upcoming Films, Jonah Hill, Dating Websites for just Whites, Throat Tattoos are Yucky
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 51
Beefy Boys Express
A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!
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Ep. 050 - Don't Blow my Burrito
Handjobs for Taco Bell, Chris Pratt gets Canceled?, Atlanta Robber gets Ignored, Porn Movies, Dark Knight Trilogy is King.
Jul 09, 2023•55 min
Ep. 049 - Don't Wash my Hands
We talked about how people who put ketchup on their MCnuggies are wrong, Shellfish is Overrated, Parking Garage Idiot, Firework Idiots, Niko is Wrong About the Name of the Brendan Fraser Movie, Where do Veterans get their Merch, Big Soap and Big Milk Have Indoctrinated All of Us as Children. Sponsored by Doritos (not really)
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 49
Ep. 048 - Don't Fan my Fiction
Today we read some Sexy Spongebob Smut, Some Shrek and A Pokemon Murder Mystery
Jul 02, 2023•53 min
Ep. 047 - Don't Michael my Cera (Ft. Chris Pratt)
It's not really Chris Pratt, We talked about Movies and Casting
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Ep. 046 - Don't Cum on My Money
We talked about the Worst Action Movie List, Safeway Mishaps, Bubble Boy, Pilot BJ Hostage Situation, Submarine UhOh,
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 46
Ep. 045 - Don't Lose my Submarine
We talked about The Lost Submarine, Justin Long, Nobody my Haircut, Everyone has a Skidmark, Prius's are the Worst
Jun 22, 2023•58 min•Ep. 45
Ep. 044 - Don't Decrypt my Kimmy P. Pics
We talked about people who should have less Self Esteem, Skid Mark Sightings, Male Gynocologists are Weird, My Dad Sent Me Broken Glass, What is a Handjob, Disability Awareness.
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 44
Ep. 043 - Don't Miss my Connections V: Where Are All the Perverts?
We go through a ton of missed connections in multiple different states
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 43
Ep. 042 - Don't ASMR my Earholes
We talked about how ASMR is for perverts, Dumb White Girls, Diablo 4, The Pacifier ft. John Cena, Weird Dreams
Jun 11, 2023•51 min•Ep. 42
Movie NOT Monday: Fast X Part 1
We watched Fast X... 8/10 Flaming Marble Bombs. See you in 2 years for the sequel
Jun 09, 2023•17 min
Ep. 041 - Don't Tiny my Dinger
We give unsolicited dating advice and a lesson on spanking. You're Welcome
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 41
Ep. 040 - Don't Call it my Cumback II: The Fartening (Ft. Nikos Mom)
We talk about Nikos Honeymoon and Lucs "Sasquatchless" Hike, Kid Farting on the Plane, More Fatphobia, Niko Doesn't Think Women are Pilots, Nikos Mom Makes a Guest Appearence for her Birthday, Everyone at the Orlando Airport is Dead Inside
Jun 04, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 40
Vacation Episode - Absolute Nonsense Utter Stupidity
Can you guess the secret code in the title? If you do scream it in the comments or at your neighbor. Tell your friends. Please. If you have any. If you dont. Tell your dog. And he'll tell his friends. We spent no time creating this garbage for you. You're Welcome.
May 28, 2023•20 min
Vacation Episode - One Word Story
Niko is on vacation so we recorded some trash for your listening pleasure. We tell one word stories. That's It. If you don't like it then you start a podcast. Kick rocks. Unless you like it. Then tell your friends. Please. Teary Emoji.
May 25, 2023•12 min
Vacation Episode - ChatGpt Tells Us Garbage Stories
We use ChatGpt to tell stories because writers are on strike. #writersguild #getajob #scabwork
May 21, 2023•24 min
Ep. 039 - Don't Fat Shame my Cassandra
We talked about the Gays, Fat People being Handicapped, Old Lady in a Sun Hat Ruining My Life, Luc Likes Elephanys, Mercury is Scary, Are All Cassandras Fat?
May 18, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 39
Ep. 038 - Don't Miss my Connections IV: Thirty-Eight Bulging Dates (Ft. Discosuperflyy)
Special Guest Cheyenne a.k.a Discosuperflyy joined us today to explore some missed connections! We had an absolute blast! Follow her at all of her socials! https://linktr.ee/discosuperflyy
May 14, 2023•59 min•Ep. 38
Ep. 037 - Don't Pratt my Mario (ft. "Chris Pratt")
It's me Chris Pratt star of the new hit movie Mario Bros. This week on the Beefy Bros they talked about butt stuff and farting. Gotta Blast -Chris Pratt(Not really Chris Pratt)
May 11, 2023•1 hr
Movie Monday: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
We watched a movie 7.5/10 Damn Dirty Apes
May 08, 2023•8 min
Ep. 036 - Don't Polyamory my Polygamy
We talk about The Rock getting Sued, Ugly Girls, Back by Popular Demand: Incest, Polyamory is Liberal Polygamy
May 07, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 36
Ep. 035 - Don't Blow my Genie
We talked about Legalizing Incest and Prostitution, Blowing a Genie for Wishes, Eating While Lane Assisted, Art Prices are Nonsense
May 04, 2023•53 min•Ep. 35
Movie Monday: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
The worst movie in the Fast and Furious franchise. 2.5/10 Idris Elba Magic Bikes
May 01, 2023•13 min
Ep. 034 - Don't Judge my Banana
We talked about fat people and old people, The World is Owned by Big Scooter, Wal-Mart Doesn't Bag Your Groceries, A Friend has a Run In With a Nosy Cashier, Womens Underwear
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 34
Ep. 033 - Don't Andrew my Tate
We talked about how my mom likes Luc better than me and my dad is a self hating mexican, Occupy Electric Vehicle Parking, Kelly is the Worst, Learning to be a Man, Paul Walker is Mayonnaise, Tom Cruise Cake, The South and England are the Same
Apr 27, 2023•54 min•Ep. 33
Movie Monday: F9
We watched Fast and Furious 9 and it was okay. We give it 5.75/10 Crazy Car Magnets
Apr 24, 2023•20 min
Ep. 032 - Don't Pizza my Hut (Sponsored by Pizza Hut(not really))
We talk about sports teams that no one should care about, Putting a Penis in Your Mouth Doesn't Make you Gay, Dentists Are Perverts, John Cena is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Apr 23, 2023•49 min•Ep. 32
Ep. 031 - Don't Trust my Cat
We talk about being a Lifeguard, Niko Ranks the People He Thinks are the Worst, Cat People are the Worst, Octupus are Aliens: Confirmed.
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 31
Movie Monday: The Fate of the Furious
"The most boring in the franchise" - The New Yorker "Somehow more crazy but less entertaining" - Paul Walker(R.I.P) 4.5/10 Torpedo Pushes
Apr 17, 2023•34 min
Ep. 030 - Don't Miss my Connections III: The Bush Whacker
Part 3 in the long loved Missed Connections Series. Lonely People Being Lonely and Horny. We coined a new term for the lonely men who just make eye contact and think that means women are in to them "Missed Erections."
Apr 15, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 30
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