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Beefy Boys Express

Niko and Lucpodcasters.spotify.com
A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!
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Episodes

Ep. 029 - Don't Aww my Tism

We talked about Autism and it's roll in the Bourne Identity, Apple Tv and it's Surprising Catalogue, Old Bald Men, Dark History of Disney Films, Great Horror Movie Ideas, Eating with your Mouth Open Should Be Illegal, Luc Talks about His Feelings, Niko Discusses Proper Way to Tickle your Pickle.

Apr 13, 20231 hr 12 minEp. 29

Movie Monday: Furious 7

We watch Furious 7 and it gets real wild but also boring 6/10 Parachute Cars

Apr 10, 202337 min

Ep. 028 - Don't Piss on my Parade

We can't stop talking about pee, Global Warming(cLiMaTe ChAnGE), Camping Trip, Not Washing your Hands, Homoerotic Sleepovers, Group Showers

Apr 08, 202347 minEp. 28

Ep. 027 - Don't Derail my Train

We talked about bringing the word 'Chode' back, Angry Overweight Road Rage, Train Derailments, Getting Banned from Tiktok Lives, People With Poor Hygiene

Apr 02, 202353 minEp. 27

Ep. 026 - Don't Daddy my Issues (ft. Sakurachan)

We talked about Will Racism be Cool Again?, Tommy Lee Jones, Sakurachan Calls, How Old Should Kids Be to Get Phones, School Shootings, Running Through a Flagger, Cat People are the Worst, Janitors Finding CP

Mar 30, 202356 minEp. 26

Movie Monday: Fast Five

We watched Fast Five and Luc hates switcharoos. 8.5/10 Shitty Safe Switcharoos

Mar 27, 202321 min

Ep. 025 - Don't Marry my Wife

We revisited our missed connection and found some lonely perverts, Decals Are Dumb, Ambulances Are Dumb, Teslas Are Dumb, Wedding Are Dumb.

Mar 26, 202353 minEp. 25

Ep. 023 - Don't Rail my Wife

We talked about how Water Parks are for Pedophiles, Veggie Tales is Weird, Ranch is not for Dipping, Men Having Sex with your Spouse, Jerking Off in Front of People

Mar 20, 202355 min

Ep. 022 - Don't Wipe my Equipment

We talk about Gym Etiquette, Toilet Paper, Android v. Apple, Sex Toys Are Weird for Men, Girlfriends Doing Porn, My Dad is The Tiger King.

Mar 16, 20231 hr 12 min

Ep. 021 - Don't Piss on my Bath Bombs

We talk about Ending Racism with Segregation, Dip into the Suggestion Box, Stupid Bus Stops, Saying Hella in Seattle, Shrek v. Thanos, Soccer is Better than Baseball, Gay Magical Butthole Agenda.

Mar 12, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 21

Ep. 020 - Don't Call it my Cumback

We explore prostitution, The South Seceding, Washing Your Hands, Bad Teachers, Sperm Whales, Girls Basketball Team in Alabama, 31 Year Old Going on 13, Public Jerking, Naughty Massage Parlors, and Luc is completely wrong about the ending of the Regular Show.

Mar 09, 20231 hr 37 minEp. 20

Ep. 017 - Don't Happy my Birthday

We found out that love us, Other People Hate Cyclists, How Long You Waitin For Fast Food, Gorilla Beats Grizzly(Luc Disagrees on the Verdict), Butt is Better Than Boobs

Feb 27, 202359 minEp. 17

Ep. 016 - Don't Gorilla my Grizzly

We talked about You Can't Stop Bullying, Furries, Suggestion Box Content, Who Would Win Between a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear and go to Beefyboysexpress.com and enter who you think would win in the fight in the Suggestion Box #TeamGorilla #TeamBear

Feb 23, 202357 minEp. 16

Ep. 015 - Don't Forget my Grandmas Pizza

We talked about eating 15,000 Calories, My Grandma don't Member so Good, Where were you on 9/11(Never Forget), Car Accident, Child Swinging a Broom in the Middle of the Street

Feb 19, 202347 minEp. 15

Ep. 014 - Don't Race my War

We went through AskReddit threads, Pouring Cold Water on Children, FedEx is the Worst, We definitely didn't cut anything out, Automated Speeding Cameras are Dumb, Aliens Would Definitely Kill Us.

Feb 16, 20231 hr 16 minEp. 14

Movie Monday: The Dream Begins

We talk about Luc and his incorrect interpretation of Constantine and some of our favorite sports movies and we finish with some life advice.

Feb 13, 202344 min

Ep. 013 - Don't Probe my Funhole

We talk about Our New Website: https://www.beefyboysexpress.com, Old People again, Luc and I Rate Our Looks, Aliens are Cumming For Us, Kids on Leashes.

Feb 12, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 13

Ep. 012 - Don't DNA Test my Mom

We talked about the Chinese Balloon, PBJ Gets a Bike, Cold Plunging, Pills Keep us Compliant, You're Handicapped if you Shop at Walmart, Not Everything is Hummus, Family Secret Story at The End.

Feb 09, 20231 hr 20 minEp. 12

Movie Monday 3-D

Niko talks about watching Deja Vu and Inside Man, Luc didn't watch Constantine. Luc discusses Megan, Missing, and Knock at the Cabin. Highly recommend watching Oscar nominated Everything Everywhere All at Once and Spiderhead on Nextfix.

Feb 06, 202332 min

Ep. 011 - Don't Miss my Piggy

We talked about Miss Piggy, How awful old people are again, The downfall of Netflix, Chinese Balloon, Starbucks Reserve Roastery, and how everyone is a pervert and sex swings are dumb.

Feb 06, 202351 minEp. 11

Ep. 010 - Don't Forget My Point

We talked about Mystery Hole Gameshow, Adult Homes XXX, Netflix is Trash, People in Bathrooms are Gross, Toilet Drinking Girl, Autistic Exploitation, Niko Shares his Childhood Trauma, And we Talk About Sex and are completely unqualified to do so.

Feb 02, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 10
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