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Beefy Boys Express

Niko and Lucpodcasters.spotify.com
A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!
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Episodes

Final Episode - The Highlights

Luc will always be remembered as a lot of things to a lot of people. The common thread is always that he was 100% himself and not ashamed of that fact. He will always be an inspiration to never take life too seriously and always truly be yourself. I love you Luc. You will be missed but absolutely never forgotten.

Jan 24, 20241 hr 52 min

Ep. 080 - Don't Do It For my Klondike Bar

We just say a bunch of stuff and honestly probably semi-problematic and mostly coherent. It's all joke but things get serious. But Please Domestic Violence is Serious. If you or a loved one are in danger please don't hesitate to call. National Domestic Violence Hotline 1−800−799−SAFE(7233)

Nov 26, 202346 minEp. 80

Ep. 079 - Don't Litter my Earth (Sponsored by Earth)

You ever read a word and are like "Is that right?" Sponsored is a weird word. We are bad for the earth but good for business said God. Be who you want to be but don't be a jerk. P.S Your kids are the worst -Beefy Boys

Nov 15, 202359 minEp. 79

Ep. 075 - Don't Bang my Running Partner

We talk about a loser who cheats on his wife... You know who you are "marathon man." Women have it worse than men. People who don't know what they want to order have a special place in hell. Don't cheat on your partner after you have kids.

Oct 25, 202359 minEp. 75

Ep. 074 - Don't Bang my Dads Wife

We talk about people we hate and a lot of other stuff. If you want to know you should probably just listen to the episode. Also tell your friends and get a coupon for nothing. The coupon is in your mind and it's not real so don't expect an actual coupon. I don't know if there is a character limit but also thank you for always listening. You know who you are.

Oct 16, 202357 minEp. 74

Ep. 070 - Don't Crystal my Uhoh-Hole

We read horoscopes and talk about the all mighty power of crystals. We also revisit the innapropiate swim instructor and talk about having sex with aliens.

Sep 27, 202355 minEp. 70

Ep. 065 - Alpha Bro Chronicles: Astrological Signs

We teach you how to get laid the astrological way. Men should be men and we're going to help you get on your Alpha Game. Remember if she's not into you she's a lesbian. Sincerely, Alpha Bros P.s Always use a burner phone.

Sep 03, 202359 minEp. 65

Ep. 064 - One Star Reviews: Happy Endings

We read some one-star reviews of not so savory massage parlor and also Chuck E Cheese. And as a bonus we teach you how to be an Alpha Male

Sep 01, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 64

Ep. 063 - Don't Know What my Do?

Honestly really winged this one. Sorry not Sorry. Still love you. God Bless. This one is for the Vets.

Aug 27, 202349 minEp. 63

Ep. 061 - One Star Reviews: Yelp Me Daddy!

We travel to Yelp to hear about restaurants in our area. Yelp people are the worst and I will die on that hill. If you review on yelp you need to get a life.

Aug 21, 202347 minEp. 61

Ep. 060 - Don't Piss on my Dwarves

We talked about The Blindside, Latina Snow White and the Seven Racially Diverse Humans, Bus Drivers are The Worst, She's a 10 But...

Aug 17, 202353 minEp. 60

Ep. 059 - One Star Reviews: Useless Swim Lessons

We read 1-Star Reviews for all sorts of media and then pools for some reason because Luc wanted to and it is his brothers birthday so I wasn't going to say no. RIP Josh

Aug 13, 20231 hr 6 minEp. 59

Ep. 055 - Don't Blow my Corndog

Listen and find out losers. P.s Please tell everyone you know because you haven't so far...Obviously. P.P.S I love you

Jul 27, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 55

Ep. 053 - Don't Bang my Tree

We talked about how old people are the worst, Magnets, Skidmark is Gross and Weird, Fighting Raccoon Toddlers, Tree Sex.

Jul 22, 202355 minEp. 53
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