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Batch Bitch

Naomi Higgins & Danielle Walkerplay.acast.com
A comedy podcast where we bitch about the Bachelor Australia (and the Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise, and Married At First Sight)

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Episodes

Ep 112 - THE FINAL FINALE

Wow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi is jealous of both of you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 20211 hr 23 min

Ep 111 - Corned Beef Chest (S7E8&9)

Danielle's vyvanse prescription has been bumped up and it's very obvious as she goes on seventeen hundred tangents during this episode that already requires us to cover 3 episodes worth of content (we love Konrad's dad) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 20211 hr 49 min

Ep 110 - It's Turkey Lurkey Time (S7E7)

Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccupied with All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (The Short Film) (Written and Directed by Taylor Swift) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 20211 hr 19 min

Ep 109 - Uh Oh Bisghettio (S7E5&6)

Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man from North Queensland called "Big Davey" and Naomi absolutely loses it on Osher (you either die her hero or live long enough to become her villain - but also being a villain is part of being Naomi's hero so it really is a lose lose here) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 08, 20211 hr 24 min

Ep 107 - Quietly Bi (Bachelorette S7E1&2)

Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s until now completely secret attraction to women. (Also sorry the sound is slightly weird for the first 20 mins it’s Naomi’s fault but she is bisexual now so you literally cannot attack her) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 20211 hr 28 min

Ep 106 - In Conversation with Abbie Chatfield (GAY LIAR??)

We are finally joined by Abbie Chatfield on the podcast! We talk about her season of the Bachelor, all of us probably having ADHD, her plethora of sex toys and reminisce on our trauma bonding. Queen, villain, normal hot girl, we stan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 12 min

Ep 105 - Ben Russell's once in a lifetime cry

Comedian and friend Ben Russell regales us with a story of one of the most haunting nights of his life - Georgia Love's wedding - where a few bad decisions turned him into "that guy" at the reception. After that go listen to the Grub!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 6 min

Ep 104 - Samantha Andrew Tiktok sensation

This week we had a little chit chat with Samatha Andrew off the young peoples app called tiktok. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 1 min

Ep 103 - Hum would allegedly eat the baby's arm

On this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum! Who also co-created and co-wrote Why Are You Like This with Naomi and some Italian guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 5 min

Ep 102 - MAFS Reunion, sorry

Naomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doing the new season, not after the havoc previous seasons had on their mental health. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 34 min

Ep 101 - Burnt P*ssy/Cooked C*nt

We're back cunts!!!!!! This is just a loose chat where we talk about our lives and just basically vibe. 2021 is here and we are loving it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 6 min

Ep 100 - we made it!

Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 59 min

Ep 99 - Don't show me your veins

Naomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and the episode of Reputation Rehab with Abbie Chatfield. We also find out that Danielle has a weird thing about veins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 6 min

Ep 97 - I don't wanna kink shame (S6E5-8)

Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally falling off their schedule. They spend this time complaining about almost all of the men, except for beautiful Adam. Also, Danielle tries to rap, unprompted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 39 min

Ep 96 - Spotted Dove (S6E3&4)

Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the hands of a reality tv show, This season of the Bachelorette is too boring for anyone to go crazy over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 10 min

Ep 94 - My Pussy, My choice (Bachelor Finale)

Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t even realise it was the finale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 22 min

Ep 93 - I’ve been Avril Lavigned (S8E11&12)

This episode is reeeaaaaal loose. We are getting to the home stretch (hometowns) now which is good news for everyone!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 15 min

Ep 92 - LEGO Masters 2021

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into a show because stuff is clearly missing from the narrative of this show. Do we care, no, this season is too boring to care about at all Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 11 min

Ep 91 - Photo of my insides (S8E5-8)

After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally nothing happens in any of them. It's mostly Danielle talking about her changing body... and that's beautiful. Naomi finds a way to plug her twitch stream......... and here she goes again in the episode description........ please watch my twitch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 26 min

Ep 90 - Corned Beef (S8E3&4)

We talk corned Beef, a bit of the Bachelor and the masked singer. Incompetech was down so I couldn’t read the song description for you sorry, for hardcore fans I’ve put it below.————————————————Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeodStrength Of The TitansKevin MacLeodOh, this is a big one. Short, but big. There's nothing wrong with either of those things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 11 min

Ep 89 - You look like kind of a mole (Bachelor S8E1&2)

Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! Also, we touch on the finale of Bachelor in Paradise. love youse haha Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 10 min

Ep 88 - They can’t show anyone F***ing at 7:30 (S3E9-12)

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health decline like this since MAFS. Naomi also details her car crash which Danielle finds perhaps too funny Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 39 min

Ep 87 - #FreeBrittney (S3E6-8)

Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not be in love with Brittney, she is an actual angel. We curse anyone who is rude to her Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 48 min

Ep 86 - I'm not dying bro (S3E2-5)

Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fun podcast between good friends with opposing views? That's sure to be an entertaining hour and a half for you to drift in and out of while you fill out spreadsheets at work! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 26 min

Ep 85 - Bachelor in Paradise!!! (S3E1&2)

Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran a villain WTF, why do Cassie and Mary hate Abbie for being a hot babe? Sorry if there are point when we were out of sync, talking over the internet is sometimes tough Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 15 min

Ep 84 - Big Brother 2020

Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring. Honestly, we've saved everyone quite a bit of grief. All hail Queen Angela!Also I think Danielle accidentally recorded her audio on her laptop mic. This is funny because of all the chat we have about the abysmal sound quality of the pod. Endearing, some would say (some). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 17 min

Ep 83 - Kid Nation Finale! (KID NATION E10-13)

Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale is here!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 25 min
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