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Batch Bitch

Naomi Higgins & Danielle Walkerplay.acast.com
A comedy podcast where we bitch about the Bachelor Australia (and the Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise, and Married At First Sight)

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Episodes

Ep 82 - Kind Potato Girl (KID NATION E7-9)

Black Lives Matter resources: The Bail ProjectThe Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund provides free bail assistance to low-income individuals who are legally presumed innocent, and whom a judge has deemed eligible for release before trial contingent on paying bail. They are helping protestors across the US.https://bailproject.org/Sisters InsideWestern Australia refuses to change the laws where people who have no criminal convictions are imprisoned if they do not have the capacity to pay a...

Oct 19, 20211 hr 25 min

Ep 81 - Romantic peck (KID NATION E4 -6)

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highlight of our lives and I for one am annoyed the little rat children complained about drinking bleach and getting hot oil burns because now we don’t have more seasons of this show!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 28 min

Ep 80 - Mid tier bitch kids (KID NATION E1-3)

Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first three episodes of KID NATION, which has already turned out to be far better than any of the other crap they talk about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 33 min

Ep 78 - 5G Conspiracy for dumb idiots

Danielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. Instead we talk about the fact it’s both our dads birthdays WTF woah crazy, Naomi had a zoom with Matt Agnew, Danielle is in a passive aggressive dispute with a littering neighbour, and the world is ending, ENJOY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 31 min

Ep 76 - Pipe up chachi (MAFS W8)

We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does she say this or does she say pipe down chachi??? Now that I’ve googled it, it was probably that?? But, there is no way to know. Except of course to rewatch the episode… but I would sooner die. xoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 29 min

Ep 74 - Quarantine you dumb bitches (MAFS W6)

Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan and Aleks, Danielle hopes the producers just manipulated Josh and Michael. Long live Ivan and Aleks. Also the song this week is great, an 80's ballad. Lovely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 26 min

Ep 73 - Naomi has Coronavirus (MAFS W5)

Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird echo, but this podcast is free so get over OKAY! SORRY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 51 min

Ep 72 - Cappuccino dick (MAFS W4)

Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 45 min

Ep 71 - That’s not how breakups work (MAFS W3)

Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and has to watch MAFS at regular speed like the rest of us. She loves it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 31 min

Ep 70 - Sooshi Mango (MAFS W2)

Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I wish to remain on national' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 26 min

Ep 69 - Hot as shit (MAFS W1)

Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so horny!! Just kidding they're always getting horny. They also have a fun little foray into trying to explain queer culture! That probably won't age. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 28 min

Ep 68 - Pre MAFS

Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that trauma? Is the answer all of them? yes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 202157 min

Ep 67 - The Circle

Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of the way first. Also, sorry about the song. It's literally all Danielle's fault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 7 min

Ep 66 - CATS

Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 4 min

Ep 65 - Rub your nipple raw

Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 202155 min

Ep 64 - Let the Cannibal loose

Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Danielle of not listening at one point and Danielle gets angry because for once she was listening and Naomi cannot accept the fact that she was wrong about Danielle and Danielle never received an apology. RUDE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr

Ep 63 - I think they go there to cry (S5E11&12)

Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is never destined to be. We are doomed to see ken doll after ken doll take up space on our screens to do absolutely nothing with it, and then get some sponsorship deals for fitness shakes for all their hard work of boring us to death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 30 min

Ep 62 - Pie Money (S5E9&10)

Naomi and Danielle are still mourning Ciarran by constantly comparing how much better Ciarran was than anyone else considering there are two liars, a party boi and a pie boy left to choose from. Also Danielle is disgustingly sick so I truly am sorry about all my coughing and blowing my nose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 30 min

Ep 61 - 2% funny (S5E7&8)

Naomi and Danielle mourn the beautiful Ciarran, gone too soon. We love you Ciarran. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 14 min

Ep 60 - Technical difficulties (S5E5&6)

Naomi and Danielle try to discuss the Bachelorette however this becomes increasingly difficult because apparently the wifi in America is shit (I thought it was supposed to be good) anyway sorry about the song this week but we love it okay, let us be the artists we are (talking to you enemy of the pod PETER!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 15 min

Ep 59 - Muntboy Aura (S53&4)

Naomi and Danielle have gone off Timm and on Ciarran (Naomi, a horny amount). They cannot help but feel sorry for fireman Jamie even though he's fucked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 19 min

Ep 58 - Little stilts/Bachelorette starts (S5E1&2)

Naomi and Danielle discuss the opening two episodes of the Bachelorette, including Wazza aka the chicken man who cannot take a joke, and Jess who thinks being a creep is a joke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 28 min

Ep 57 - The Rumour (Rob) Mill(s) (Masked Singer)

Naomi and Danielle talk about the masked singer, the greatest show to hit Australian shores in a long time, and Naomi talks about how much she misses Tony Abbott (but not in a romantic way like Christopher Pyne). All hail our new overlords Lindsay Lohan and Dave Hughes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 4 min

Ep 56 - Clit Steam (S7E15&16)

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor finale, why Australia fall in love with women without self esteem and hate a horny and confident woman. Also this weeks intro/outro is a certified BANGER, Listen to full outro at your own peril Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 16 min

Ep 55 - The Worst Cum (S7E13&14)

Naomi and Danielle discuss the insanity of Elly v Abbie or as we like to think of it: The producers manipulating contestants and the Australian public. Also we find out the salt % in cum. ENJOY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 46 min

Ep 54 - Tutankhamun on a vision board (S7E11&12)

Naomi and Danielle talk over WEEK 6 of the Bachelor. Who will Matt fall in love with? What shade of blonde will her hair be? I guess we'll just have to keep watching to find out HAHAHA!!!!Sorry. Feeling pretty manic today but trying my best. Message me if saying manic is probbo now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 27 min

Ep 53 - Gimme dat rose boy (S7E9&10)

Naomi and Danielle discuss the week that was on the Bachelor, also we finally discuss Ivan being on Australia’s Got Talent and also probably have our greatest outdo/musical artwork to date. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 22 min
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