Batman tries his best but that helicopter proves that there's no escape from the po-po. Or is there? Bats has a plan - a rather woody plan indeed. The police are in disarray! A certain somebody picks our hero up from the scene... very convenient... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and D...
Aug 02, 2023•53 min
"Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're going downtown, gonna beat up Bats Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's an easy shift, no one to fear" The cops are in action and ready to kick some keister! Or so they think... Batman nearly does succumb to some toxic gas, however... and an explosion too! These police don't play. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is b...
Jul 31, 2023•44 min
Batman is about to be placed under arrest! He didn’t do it copper, I swear! They’ve also gone and started cracking open The Batwing. That was fast! No chill on these guys - get to work right away! That's not all - the cops are authorised to use deadly force! How will our hero get out of this one? By being King Chad, that's how. INCOMING! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by ...
Jul 28, 2023•53 min
The Phantasm gazes back at the Joker’s latest gag - blowing up Valestra’s place! What a prankster he is, such a cheeky scamp! While the spirit-like wannabe killer flees the scene the Batwing arrives and casts its shadow down below. The chase is on. THIS MADNESS ENDS NOW! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina &am...
Jul 26, 2023•58 min
A puff of smoke and the Phantasm is on the move, ready to clear out Valestra's abode. What's this? He's relaxing in a chair, just ready for the taking? Too late, fool - The Joker strikes... and always with a nice, big, smile. Valestra himself is more machine now than man, twisted and... well, mostly just twisted UP it seems. Time for an explosive finish! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minu...
Jul 24, 2023•56 min
Andrea justifies her father meeting these LEGITIMATE business men as that’s his job! Duh! That's, like, his whole deal - business! The Bat won't have it - he needs info and he needs it now. Where is her father? Madagascar?!?!? Ms Beaumont wins the day in the end with the sickest of burns, the most heinous of ownages. She destroys the man - he’ll never recover. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat M...
Jul 21, 2023•52 min
While The Joker reassures his good pal that there's nothing to fear, an ominous RoboWife chops... chops... chops away. The blade is coming, Sal Valestra... but there's always time for one nice, big, smile! Meanwhile, Arthur is being a sleaze, as usual and can't wait to get into Andrea's apartment. She has another date in mind, however - a date with a Bat! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr
The Joker shoves Valestra down into his chair. Not out of anger, oh no… he just wants to know what’s on his mind! Of course... Sal reveals why he’s here - it’s all about The Bat. First he whacked Chuckie Sol, then Buzz and now he’s after Valestra. Guano Man, really? Sal has a fair point for him too - once The Bat gets done with him, surely he’ll go for The Joker next... and his hands are just as doity! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Jon is reporting from lands afar once more with their own takes on the minute at hand! It's all Joker all the time today, Bat Mites!
Jul 14, 2023•12 min
Sally boy is ready for the ride of his life! No time to coast - let's roll! He may be nearly dead after this journey, but the trip to The Joker's abode has somehow been made in one piece. After booting a dog, The Joker isn't happy with his RoboWife/RoboMum/WhoeverTheHellShe'sSupposedToBe's food of choice - MEATLOAF AGAIN?!?!? Anyway, sit, Sal... good boy... FOR THE SECOND TIME EVER, THIS EPISODE WILL NOT FEATURE JON. THERE WILL INDEED BE ANOTHER UPDATE FROM THEM, HOWEVER... The next episode foll...
Jul 14, 2023•59 min
Jon provides their Final Thought's on Minute 38 like some kind of modern day Jerry Springer... minus the fighting. And the bigotry. And the classism. And the fakery. Okay so not that much like that show then, but still... Jon's opinions on the minute!
Jul 12, 2023•13 min
Sal wanders the remnants of a hopeful world, taking in all of the misery and depression that has taken the place of a joyous future ideal. Lovely isn't it? Machine gun fire! Is it a trap? No, merely a ruse... one perpetrated by the most devilish of masterminds... the one... the only... the people's champion... THE JOKER! Time for a little business meeting... FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THIS EPISODE WILL NOT FEATURE JON. THERE MAY JUST BE AN ADDITIONAL LITTLE SURPRISE, HOWEVER... The next episode fo...
Jul 12, 2023•57 min
A quick introductory message from our Jon...
Jul 12, 2023•1 min
Bruce finishes dressing himself. He's a big boy now! This moment is treated with the utmost of respect, however. After all, it's the grand entrance of The Bat himself! We also head to the Go Ham Wor Fair or whatever the hell it is. The promise of the future never came to pass, the future is in shambles... and Sal is gonna wheeze his way through. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme ...
Jul 10, 2023•49 min
Bruce returns from Beneath the Planet of the Apes and swiftly spies a suspicious Alfred. He's holding something. Something precious. Andrea... has returned the ring. The engagement is off and she's fled the country! Jeez... Bruce is broken. He stuffs it all deep within and seemingly decides to never deal with this ever again. Move on. Keep on going. Some more time travel sees us back in the present as The Bat gets in gear once more. Hand him that damn cowl! The next episode follows on Monday. Sa...
Jul 07, 2023•58 min
Come, stay in my loft.
Jul 06, 2023•5 min
Reflections
Jul 06, 2023•5 min
Swarmed! By bats! It turns out this wasn't them celebrating the wonderful engagement, oh no... apparently it's foreboding or something! WHO KNEW? Anyway, we’ll have no bat talk on THIS show! This part of the flashback ends and we cut to Bruce and Andrea in a car at night. They’re heading to see her dad but he’s currently got company... and not of the romantic kind! More the... sinister sort. AND WHO FLICKS A CIGARETTE? REALLY?!?!? Oh yeah, Batcave Origins too. Whatever. The next episode follows ...
Jul 05, 2023•44 min
Bruce and Andrea are enjoying a lovely, relaxing, romantic holiday... at Bruce's place. Oh yeah. I forget that the man lives on such a giant estate. It's practically a holiday every time he moves around the grounds! Andrea is going to Europe. It's the end. Bruce tries to talk her out of going along with her dad. He has something else in mind - the I WORD! INGAGEMENT! AND SHE ACCEPTS! Love is in the air. Oh and bats too - thousands of celebratory bats. Wonderful news. The next episode follows on ...
Jul 03, 2023•55 min
You are the wildest, most beautiful thing I've ever seen. No one deserves you, but at least I know our children will be beautiful.
Jul 01, 2023•5 min
Bruce now sees that Buzz, Chuckie AND Sal are in on these fronts together. The Bat is planning to pay the gangster a little visit to get to the bottom of all of this... and then head to Andrea's for a little lovin' it seems! Cut to later on and The Bat is stalking one Mr Valestra. Well, stealing his stuff at least. Smooth. Not sure that'd hold up in court though, dude. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! ...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Sal is angry - why is The Bat doing this? Why is he killing off gangsters? He’s never done it before. It's almost like... IT'S NOT HIM AT ALL! SHOCK! GASP! Anyway, Sal is too old for this ****. After he denounces the freak job Arthur then practically turns his back on the guy. Some friend, huh? Back at the Bat Cave, Bruce is working out how to foil the grand scheme while Alfred cleans some foils of his own... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Face...
Jun 28, 2023•52 min
A one house celebration?
Jun 27, 2023•2 min
Our Bruce is gently weeping. Graveside, wet from both tears and rain. Sopping one could say. BUT CRY NO LONGER! Andrea is here, sent by the ghosts of your dead parents to keep you happy. You'd both better be happy FOREVER AND EVER otherwise the spirits will be most upset... Going another layer deep in our Inception-like flashbacks, we then see Batman perched like one of his favourite grotesques, watching Andrea, once more in the rain. Arthur nearly has a head-on collision with a car because he d...
Jun 26, 2023•59 min
Something creepy this way comes...
Jun 24, 2023•7 min
Bruce rejects the phone call from Andrea. He's choosing his path in life, right here, right now... it's Batman all the way. We should all feel for Alfred. He’s standing there with Andrea on hold… he’s desperately trying to come up with something, come up with ANYTHING he can say to her. Not cool to put him in this position man. Not cool. We then head to a stormy night at the graveyard. Bruce has gone there to speak to his dead parents. BEG his dead parents - he needs to be released from this bur...
Jun 23, 2023•48 min
Bruce has been badly beaten and the box is about to be nabbed! He held his own pretty well though, bravo, bravo. The sweater is ripped though - disgraceful. After this chaos our boy heads back to the mansion for some light doodling. This pic is all about the big scary costume he wants. Raaaaar. Andrea is on the phone. This is the moment of decision - Bruce needs to choose his destiny right here, right now... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Faceb...
Jun 21, 2023•47 min
TETSUO!
Jun 20, 2023•6 min
We’re back as Bruce tackles the motorcycle gang… but not the one from our other show. No, don't get confused here, listeners. Holy crap - he literally just throws this guy over the bridge and into the water. Bruce is seeing red! We've got ourselves a good old fashioned slobberknocker! It's a pier six brawl! From Bruiser Brody to Akira, Chris Jericho and Sting, this minute has it all, Bat Mites! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the ...
Jun 19, 2023•44 min
Valestra lights up a fatty. A STOLEN FATTY! That's just not on. Down with this sort of thing. Andrea and Bruce take their business outside - they know when they're not wanted. I mean, Bruce does have baggy, loose, skin it seems. While taking a stroll the pair suddenly stumble upon… CRIME! Motorbikes circling some poor schmuck. Time to bring some justice to these streets... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cav...
Jun 16, 2023•54 min
