Arthur does this little awkward cough. Feeling like a... fourth wheel, dude? Oh well, he's outta here anyway. Beat it, creep! I suppose I should be calling him a "Young Turk", however. "All the money in the world means little if you don’t have loved ones to share it with”. Ouch, Bruce feels that HARD. Gangsters barge in and do gangster shizz, such as stealing cigars named after tigers. Real gangster stuff. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Faceboo...
Jun 14, 2023•47 min
Andrea finishes her thought about the future - is Bruce talking about anybody’s in particular or just the generic store brand? Regardless, she isn't expecting to get any concrete plans out of this guy. That's kind of his whole thing. The duo head to the car and Andrea then drops the bombshell that her dad wants to meet him. GULP! THIS ISN'T PART OF THE PLAN! For... some reason. We meet Mr Beaumont himself and it turns out he's already something of a fan... The next episode follows on Wednesday. ...
Jun 12, 2023•55 min
Don your wig and head into the Knoxville World’s Fair today, Bat Mites. Well, it's close enough at least. Bruce and Andrea hitch a ride through the future of Gotham and get to see C-3PO Cylons and all kinds of tech. They SHOULD be seeing it anyway but they're too busy canoodling! That is until Brucie boy spies his one true love - A CAR! " Forward, forward, to the future, Our dreams are shining bright. Glory and wonder surround us, A new tomorrow is in sight. With heart and hope to light the way....
Jun 09, 2023•1 hr
Batman turns into King Perv as he spies on his lady love... via binoculars. From behind the grotesques. How sexy. As Andrea and the slime ball have their dinner date we then go all wavy-wavy and venture back to the past once more! A Bruce booty shot introduces us to THE WORLD OF TOMORROW! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horr...
Jun 07, 2023•52 min
Batman foolishly gives the game away about his real identity, brooding over his parents grave WHILE IN COSTUME. Smart plan there dude. Real clever... Andrea, who seemingly lives at the graveyard, pops up yet again and has another chat with her dead ma. Later on she cleans herself up and heads for a swanky meal with greasy Arthur Reeves himself... The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme...
Jun 05, 2023•51 min
Gordon INSISTS that The Batman does not kill, so he can’t have bumped Bronski off! Can he really be so sure? Best sweep the desk of papers to drive the point home regardless! Jim doesn’t try to STOP the team from arresting Batman, he just washes his hands of it. He Pontius Pilates the situation. To the graveyard the Bat goes! Detective time... along with some heavy grieving. Lovely... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Li...
Jun 02, 2023•55 min
The goons find what’s left of Big Bad Bronski. Oh man, that can't be pretty... think 'mashed potatoes'. In the distance these guys spy The Phantasm… though they think that it’s DA BAT! Mistaken identity is a terrible thing... The next morning, one Sal Valestra sees this tale in the local rag and nearly has a heart attack - could he be next on the hitlist? The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Bronski’s Bozos leap into action to save their screaming superior. While fleeing the Phantasm, Bronski falls victim to one of the classic blunders - he falls down a recently opened up grave. We've all done it, right? That old one, eh? Deep in the ground, Bronski awaits the crushing blow of the divine... The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Ler...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 2 min
“Get away from me you freak”. Has that ever worked? Has the bad guy gone “oh, okay, sure thing, my apologies”? Either way. Bronski Beat is giving it a shot! Wielding a pickaxe, Buzz decides to battle the undead. Not sure that's how this works, but you go dude - go down swinging! However... WHERE ARE HIS MEN?!?!? The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and A...
May 26, 2023•46 min
"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it".
May 25, 2023•3 min
The mysterious one exits the car and crushes tobacco underfoot. No respect at all. What a waste too, especially for this Smalltown Boy. Bronski (Beat) is here to pay respects to the fallen... and this ALWAYS goes well in gangster films, right? RIGHT?!?!? A ghostly voice! A SPIRIT! CHUCKIE IS BACK FOR REVENGE! DAMBALLA, GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute them...
May 24, 2023•49 min
Full of woe...
May 23, 2023•2 min
Andrea finishes owning Bruce by revealing her defence class for girls training. Now, to sensible, enlightened, people this is nothing to be ashamed of... but Bruce ain't quite right. Celebrate womanhood, man. Instead of that, Bruce goes full Cobra Kai and sweeps the leg! To these degenerates it's all foreplay, however... and Alfred just can't handle it! Throw in Ms Bambi dancing on the piano and you're in for quite a minute, Bat Mites! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, differe...
May 22, 2023•1 hr
The cops arrest the last crook standing as Bruce skulks away to safety once more. Job done. His plan is working. Maybe not the whole becoming a Bat part, but certainly the stopping crime element. The next day the papers are wild with stories and rumours, but our hero is busy... WITH JIU JITSU! Take that, Andrea! Oh yeah, she's here too now. Anyway, jiu jistu is no joke, it takes years to master. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Ba...
May 19, 2023•48 min
The police have been flip-flip-flipped! Bruce is the only one who can stop this guy from stealing… something. Whatever it is! YOU GO, BRUCIE! Don't forget your hammer. The cops arrive on the scene so Bruce flees. His job is done - the guy will be arrested and the crime has been averted. Kind of. I mean, half of the stuff was lost or destroyed, but whatever. Close enough. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ...
May 17, 2023•45 min
Bruce's pursuit is hot and heavy as this remaining crook chaotically careens away! The cops might even think that HE is the criminal - careful now! That possibility is put to bed as the nasty so-and-so decides to absolutely annihilate their car and, presumably, bodies. That's gotta hurt! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Ho...
May 15, 2023•50 min
Bruce yanks that makeshift mask into place and he's finally ready to rock and roll. The Batman is here! Kind of... Time to blow this pop stand! The baddies don't take any of this too seriously, it must be said. Our boy ain't deterred though - he just chokes these suckers out, Roddy Piper style! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Do...
May 12, 2023•47 min
Tell me about Mel Gibson's...
May 10, 2023•3 min
Smug little **** Bruce Wayne approaches Andrea as she’s getting ready to leave the graveyard. She knows who Brucie boy is but that don't impress her much! Deciding to move on with his other, less sensual, plans for the evening, Master Wayne heads off into the night to test out this whole Batman thing. There’s a counterfeit jeans ring operating right out of my clothier’s?!?!? The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's C...
May 10, 2023•52 min
Bruce decides to leave before he looks any more stupid. Good call. Meanwhile, Andrea continues to talk to her dead mother and is like OMG, THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNE. HE IS LIKE SO TOTALLY AWESOME. What happens is a confounding conversation between the living and the dead. Confounding to one host at least... What isn't so perplexing is the desire to get down and dirty right in the damn graveyard! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat ...
May 08, 2023•55 min
Bruce “hmmphs” at our dear Councilman and he walks away. He’s had enough of this nonsense. Phew - free at last. Still, Master Wayne hasn't retreated to have some fun... oh no... instead he's decided to go and sulk in the spare room and think about THE MURDER OF HIS PARENTS. There is one bright spark, however, as he also remembers meeting a certain Andrea Beaumont for the first time. A creepy cemetery hook-up, but it'll do. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! J...
May 05, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Pennyworth Pride.
May 04, 2023•2 min
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May 04, 2023•2 min
We discover that Bruce is terrified of "MARRIAGE". Who'd have guessed?!?! This bizarre robot lady then says what about the I word - "INGAGEMENT". Good god… Mr Wayne seems to have upset another young lady and he takes wine to the face. BAM! And all over his clothes! BAM! Think of the stains! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Ho...
May 03, 2023•52 min
On board a plane flight we see a mystery lady. She informs Reeves that she will be landing any minute. WHO COULD IT BE?!?!? I'm calling 'Carmen Sandiego'. Arthur is being something of a horndog. These two have history and he isn't gonna let no Bruce-blood-Wayne interfere in his love life! BRUCE WAYNE, ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST ENTREPRENEURS IN GOTHAM! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute them...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Arthur attacks! The councilman criticises! Reeves... let's stop this now before it gets silly. Gordon is here to defend the good name of The Bat but it seems to be falling of deaf ears. Why does nobody ever bloody listen?!?!? Meanwhile, our hero has discovered a mysterious residue... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) o...
Apr 28, 2023•59 min
Your new best Buddi? NAH!
Apr 27, 2023•4 min
A fool of a Phantasm? Not quite! Ol' Chuckie might think that he's got the upper hand, but his hand isn't a damn scythe is it?!?!? BEAT THAT! This spectre shows off their Jedi powers with a wonderful Force Jump before Sol smashes right though a wall and FLIES INTO ANOTHER BUILDING! Even Batman looks a bit stumped at these a-doin's-a-transpirin'! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme son...
Apr 26, 2023•50 min
Do you got faith? Well do ya, punk?
Apr 25, 2023•4 min
We’re back as Sol continues to attempt to lose The Bat in the parking lot. Instead of Batman waiting for him ahead though, as is customary, a new mysterious figure emerges from the smoke and shadows - A PHANTASM! This Angel of Death wants to use that Roman Scissor for a little bit of fun, but Chuckie is out of here, ASAP! Can anybody stop this Spectral Terminator? The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! Th...
Apr 24, 2023•54 min
