To die like this With a last kiss It's falsehood's flame It's a crying shame Face to face The passions breathe I hate to stay but then I hate to leave And you'll never know You'll never know... The next episode follows... soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo ....
Jul 05, 2019•47 min
And now, the end is near And so we face the final curtain My friend, we'll say it clear We'll state our case, of which we're certain We've lived a life that's full We've travelled each and every highway And more, much more than this We did it our way The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and...
Jul 03, 2019•51 min
The Bat Minute crew are back and kickin' it old school as they begin to close out this delightful tale as the OG tandem. If you thought chatting about names could be dull, you obviously ain't heard our tangent-loving team! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo ....
Jul 01, 2019•45 min
They're back? Again? Inconceivable! We are podcasters of action - lies do not become us. We said we'd do these damn credits and we certainly are! The names keep on comin'! We saved a special guest for last, Bat fans - it's Jonathan Carlisle of The Princess Bride Minute! He's finally here - I mean, you can't rush these things. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. Jonathan is here to work his magic and make sure that our crew don't fall to any of the classic blunders here at the final ...
Jun 28, 2019•1 hr 9 min
The Bat Minute crew are wading through the credits once again - but they're not alone! Joining the case is a first-time investigator - it's vocal coach, musical director, YouTuber AND podcaster (what can't she do?) Beth Roars! Who better to help us roar through this final stretch and do a damn Good Job at it too? The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and ...
Jun 26, 2019•56 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! What's that? We're releasing this in June? Whatever, square! Good will to all men... and women... but seemingly, not cats. Bad form, Brucie! As the Bat Signal once again lights up the Gotham skies, a certain somebody appears to have survived and thrived... Returning to the team to once again wrap up the visual component of our investigation is the musical maestro, the string-based superstar - it's composer, violinist and spectacular singer-songwriter Chrysanthe Tan ! W...
Jun 24, 2019•1 hr 6 min
Miss Kitty Returns! Or does she? Is she back? Is this a total stranger? Who the hell knows?!?!? Does Bruce even care at this point? Bruce takes in the stray and it suddenly dawns on Alfred that he's going to have to change the litter tray as they drive off into the night and back home for some delicious cold soup. Joining today's investigation is a writer and vampire expert (how fitting for a Bat flick) - it's Variety editor Meredith Woerner! She has even booped the nose of ol' Rocket Racoon, so...
Jun 21, 2019•53 min
With the utmost of respect, the gathered masses of penguins see their wayward son off for the final time. As the black ooze seeps from his mouth, the life leaves him... to then enter some gingerbread or not is up for debate. As Bruce gets Alfred to act as his taxi service (ever heard of Uber, dude?) he spies a shadow - could Selina have survived?!?!? To give the Penguin the send-off he deserves we've called in only the very best of guests, Bat fans and those close to the man himself. Two-dimensi...
Jun 19, 2019•54 min
Press F to pay respects. The Penguin... is gone. As tears fall down all of our cheeks, the Grand Council of Penguinkind arrive to send their wayward son on his final journey. He may have lost his way, but he never lost their love. Aww. Sliding down the ramp of insanity and into the pool of nonsense with us today is a Bat Minute veteran - it's the monarch of mythology, the dungeon master herself Dael Kingsmill! She demanded to join us at this stage of the investigation - come see why, Bat fans! T...
Jun 17, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Today sees a mistreated Penguin man dying amidst the ruins of his broken dreams. I feel so emotional, baby! Before that, he advances on our hero! Batman is unaware as his desperate search for Selina merely turns up a comedy prop. The Penguin picks a comedy prop too! D'oh! Escaping from the prison city from whence she hails for one final crack at The Bat is Molly Bailen of Escape from New York Minute! Here to take down the Crazies in relentless fashion, Molly truly is The Duke! The podcast has se...
Jun 14, 2019•45 min
Selina might be dying on her feet at this point, but it's not stopping her from making plans for NEXT Christmas! Gotta keep positive, girl! She makes plans for right now too - plans to kiss good ol' Max! IN ELECTRIFYING FASHION! Calm those lips! Meanwhile, an old p-p-pal emerges from his damp hiding place... Gliding back into action is Molly Bailen of Escape from New York Minute! Molly A. Bailen - American, Lieutenant: Special Forces Unit "Black Light". Two Purple Hearts, Leningrad and Siberia. ...
Jun 12, 2019•46 min
YYYYOOOOUUUUU'RRRREEE FFFFIIIIRRRREEEEEED! Vince McMahon strikes! Or is it Max? Catwoman shows what Sesame Street taught her and impresses us all with her counting skills. One life down, two lives down, three lives down, ah, ha, ha! Max pulls the trigger on that gun he's holding. But he's shot his wad. Returning to the investigative crew is Ms Plissken herself - it's Molly Bailen of Escape from New York Minute! Within Molly we've planted two microscopic capsules lodged in her arteries. They're a...
Jun 10, 2019•42 min
That little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good.
Jun 09, 2019•3 min
Batman and Catwoman are split right down the centre! Good god, can somebody clean this mess up? It seems that they're actually fine. Way to scare us. Bats has developed the ol' 'disappearing makeup trick' though - nice. Sorry, Bruce - your Princess is in another castle... on another damn planet. SLASH! Back to round out this week of investigations is Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute and the soon-to-launch Almost Famous Minute! Gotham's crooks are afraid of Eric - he's seen their true faces and ...
Jun 07, 2019•43 min
It's a die for a die and the Bat is ready to fly - via zip wire at least. Brucie boy has Max sorted, done and dusted so his attentions are elsewhere - namely on avoiding an old fashioned whippin'! He offers Selina something new - love and life. Will she accept? Returning to the investigative team is Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute and the forthcoming Almost Famous Minute! It's all happening today, Bat fans - one day you may be as cool as Eric himself. He's a Golden God, baby! The next episode ...
Jun 05, 2019•48 min
Max escapes the cage! He's safe! Or so he thinks - instead he's pulled down into that suspiciously clean water. The Battle of Arctic World rages on as Catwoman emerges once more and cracks that whip with a woman's RAGE. Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator is a man who's used to keeping Watch on the bad guys - it's Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute! This Doomsday Clock may be a-tickin', but Eric is on hand to ensure that tonight, no comedians are gonna die! WE HOPE! The next episode fo...
Jun 03, 2019•44 min
The Penguin shows his combat skills... which... are sorely lacking. But he's got the passion, baby! The heart of a champion! Batman reveals his secret weapon - bats in the trunk. That's certainly unexpected - to Oswald too, as they send him reeling and crashing to the waters below as Arctic World continues to be lit ablaze! Taking one final swipe at this case is writer, filmmaker and podcaster Omar Najam! Is The Penguin the latest villain to be Hushed? Will we ever find out if Omar is an Angel o...
May 31, 2019•47 min
Within the wreckage of the Penguinmobile... Batman finds... no corpse? COBBLEPOT IS LOOSE! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! PENGUIN FROM THE TOP ROPE! It's 'Genuine Freak vs Masked Freak' in the battle of the century! But what it all comes down to is: who’s holding the umbrella. Or, you know, the mind control device. Back to round out our Scooby Gang once more (with feeling) is writer, filmmaker and podcaster Omar Najam! Have Faith, Bat fans - sweet Angel Omar is here to show why he's the podcaster that the...
May 29, 2019•42 min
You know the ones.
May 28, 2019•6 min
Circus-folk cartwheel out of the picture and even the Poodle Lady slinks off into the darkness. The Penguin... is alone. He invents a DC Kart Racing video game in the meantime though, so it's not all bad for him. FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! BAH GAWD! BATMAN DECAPITATED THAT DUCK! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Pour a limoncello out for our favourite mode of transportation, people. Returning to the investigative team is a veteran of villain-vanquishing (especially when it comes to the vam...
May 27, 2019•38 min
The Penguin chews like never before - both the scenery and whatever the hell is in his mouth. He knows what's coming, but doesn't want to face it. Max plots his monkey-based escape! Can he woo the simian to his cause? Batman is ready to ENGAGE. Back once more and ready to go ape on crooks left and right is none other than Jake Clark of The Dark Knight Minute ! Jake did not adopt podcasting. He was born in it, moulded by it. He didn't take a hiatus until he was already a man. He belong to you - t...
May 24, 2019•42 min
The countdown begins... 10... 9... you know the rest. But Alfred goes all Hackers (1995) on us and jams the signal, yo! Totally radical, old man. Locutus The Penguin is totally lost! The army turns around... where could they be heading? Aiding this particular investigation is our resident shadowy expert himself - it's Jake Clark of The Dark Knight Minute ! Jake is like both madness and gravity - all he takes is a little push and, oh boy, is this crime fighter away! He's the hero Bat Minute may n...
May 22, 2019•47 min
The Penguin is gonna lay you all on a cold, hard, slab - why didn't we all support his insane plans, eh? If only we had! As more super soldiers converge on Gotham plaza, two prepare to attack Batman! IT'S A TRAP! The Vanguard Penguin Division prepare their strike and even Max has now seen enough... Somebody has to save our skins - joining this investigation, from stars afar, is our Grand Moff, our Deck Officer, our Godfather and Stardust. He's the Maker himself - it's Alex Robinson! Alex has man...
May 20, 2019•47 min
With a hop, a skip and a jump the battle is ON! Meanwhile, the Batskiboatthingamabob is en route, ready and willing to save the day as only Brucie baby can. The Penguin Liberation Army spring forth from their shadowy lair and descend upon the equally dark and damp streets of Gotham! The end is nigh. Back to take one last stab at this case is the Moonchild herself, Tierney Steele and that enterprising young wizard at her side is none other than Gary Roby - the man who can never have enough socks!...
May 17, 2019•44 min
THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN! Commissar Cobblepott rallies his troops - the time is now! DEATH TO ALL OF GOD'S CHILDREN! IN THE NAME OF ALL BIRD-KIND! Returning to the investigation is the podcaster who is neither man nor melon, Tierney Steele and she is joined by Gary Roby - a man with no master! Gary is a free podcaster! Podcasting of this quality is painless and it brings on many changes - in the amount of fun in your week! You gotta take this show - you can't be leaving something this ...
May 15, 2019•45 min
The Bat strikes! The Organ Grinder is... ground? I don't know. We're not seeing him again is the point. We get a demonstration of evil from ol' Pengie as he shows Max just what he's going to do with that toxic waste of his. POOL PARTY! CANNONBALL! A certain furry friend re-emerges to ruin the fun, so The Penguin rallies his soldiers for proletarian revenge! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators is the duo of the woman who gives a D*A*M*N, Tierney Steele and the master magician himself,...
May 13, 2019•39 min
Today sees a little Pied Penguin action as Oswald tells all - leading a children's crusade? Well, kind of! BUT WITH MORE TOXICITY! The Organ Grinder is enjoying a lovely train ride with the kids when he's ambushed by a demon! A MONSTER! HELP! Joining our investigation after fleeing a rolling boulder, surviving a trip over a waterfall and even an atomic blast whilst inside of a refrigerator, is the Admiral himself - it's Pete Mummert! It's a leap of faith, but Pete chose to join our crew and to d...
May 10, 2019•50 min
Max reveals the weird thing he does for fun... or something. Being submerged in raw sewage? Okay, dude... The Penguin is game for this idea and chooses to go with it and let the prince live. GET IN THE DUCK, KNUTE ROCKNE! Let's not forget our discussion of the beak's involvement in penguin mating rituals... Returning to the investigative team is the queen of comedy, the great of gaming, the one, true, Fifth Element in human form - it's the Movies by Minutes maven herself, Crystal Beth , here to ...
May 08, 2019•50 min
We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids! To be fair, it sounds like every single parent in Gotham has left their kids totally alone, so they're kind of bad parents. THE GREAT WHITE DOPE IS NEXT! Nobody is spared. Bake on the team is the Sultan of Sweet (Talking) himself - it's Ralph Attanasia of TLC's hit TV show Cake Boss ! As always, Ralph kneads the truth and he's here ...
May 06, 2019•50 min
The revelation is too much for either party to take - Selina has gone so far beyond sanity at this point that I'm not sure if Brucie-baby can reel her back in! As they go to take things outside there's another startling bombshell - KABOOM! PENGUIN IS IN THE ROOM! Amidst the carnage, he ascends to take back what he considers his by right and to punish these puny people! To tackle this case we need to call upon him once more... the man with the power of the sun in the palm of his hand - it's the M...
May 03, 2019•37 min
