Selina is absolutely losing it today as she reveals her new plan - to put an end to Max and his evil once and for all! Ms Kyle has lost herself entirely - who is she now? Quick-thinking Bruce knows how to cure her - a good ol' Wayne special. A kiss, that is. But a kiss can be deadly. Wait, where have we heard that before? UH-OH! Returning from the future to aid our team on their never-ending quest is the King of Movies by Minutes - it's Scott Carelli! With great podcasting ability comes great re...
May 01, 2019•41 min
Selina amps up the sensual, seductive, chat and invites Bruce to join her in the bedding department! Doing it right here in the store? Whatever floats your boat! They're both tired of wearing masks and want to remove their costumes. But... there are no costumes. OR ARE THERE?!?!? In time she reveals her true plan - Max is gonna get some lead! Here to bring his own brand of blue fury to this week is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the owner of Dueling Genre Productions, t...
Apr 29, 2019•46 min
The Podcasting Calendar Men Strike Again.
Apr 28, 2019•6 min
Bruce is face to face with his lovely foe - as is Selina! This bitter sweet encounter turns into a game of tic tac toe! No hard feelings though... or is there? Tackling this minute once again are the most perfect duo - we have the Goth Doctor himself Ash Lerczak and rapper, MC, comedian and vasectomy enthusiast, Rikky Wiley! Which of these is a Bad Man and which stays in and gets called granddad? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minut...
Apr 26, 2019•55 min
WHY ON EARTH WOULD BRUCE ATTEND SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PARTY?!?!? Alfred knows the real spots that are poppin' this weekend - trust this party animal, man. Oh, Bruce attends anyway. Great. Really respectful to your buddy there, dude. Max isn't particularly respectful to our Brucie Boy either though - they have an ALMIGHTY SHOWDOWN! Uhh, well, rather more subdued, but you get the idea. Returning to the case is the Doctor with Dracula Blood running through his veins, Ash Lerczak and rapper, ...
Apr 24, 2019•44 min
Minute 94 (94) starts with a bang as The Penguin reveals the plan - kidnap them kids and make the folks pay! DEARLY! WITH DEATH! A vocal dissenter is shot down - you don't go against this master plan, damn it! As Bruce fixes his ride, Alfred pops up to remind him that he has a rather odious party he's supposed to attend. Ghastly indeed. Joining the investigation is Liverpool's own Justice League... or are they more the Suicide Squad? In the (haunted) house is the Skeletone Doc Horror himself, As...
Apr 22, 2019•45 min
Brother Crow or Feathery Dino Tails?
Apr 20, 2019•5 min
DID YOU MISS US? Of course you did! What about Pengie? Maybe not so much... his crew certainly seem to be starting to think a little differently at least! OSWALD IS NO MORE! He's dead. Done. Finished. Over. Cancelled. The Penguin is dead - LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN! AND BIBLE ALLEGORIES! We wanted the ultimate and were more than willing to pay the ultimate price. Luckily all it cost us was time, however and we were joined once again by Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! Podcasting...
Apr 19, 2019•45 min
Fruit, veg... baby, we got a salad going on! FOOOOOOODDD FIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT! To top it off we got a Penguin on the move! Look at that sucker fly! AND DIVE! Ker-splash indeed. There ain't no surfing, there ain't no sweet waves and there ain't even no damn robberies going on here but we've managed to nab our duo of crime fighting guests once more - it's Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! Will they take a zen approach or will they go in all guns blazing? Tune in to find out, Bat Mi...
Apr 17, 2019•45 min
A HARP FROM HELL! VENTRILOQUISM! And once more Bruce is hitting those decks like the DJ devil he is. Scratch that CD, mix-master! It doesn't win any favours with Max - he's outta here! Sorry buddy, it's just business! Returning to crack this case are the quintessential crime-fighting duo - it's Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! Hopefully one doesn't go rogue - we need their help to hit the waves and pick up babes ONE MORE TIME. Yet again, the FBI may have paid them to learn t...
Apr 15, 2019•46 min
Hawkers' anonymous.
Apr 15, 2019•4 min
FOR THE GLORY OF GOTHAM! Oswald delivers a rousing speech to the masses. Bruce is watching the TV. Again. Does this guy have time to fight crime with the amount of programming he consumes? It turns out it's for a good reason... to prepare to DJ! Tackling this crime one last time is Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady may not collect spores, moulds, and fungus, but he's still a scientist, baby - a doctor of Movie Deconstruction! He's even willing to cross the streams to put this one to rest! The nex...
Apr 12, 2019•40 min
The Batmobile is no more! That is, unless Bruce and Alfred can cobble something together - and fast! They can do that, right? Easy enough. Bruce decides to plunge his hand into a fish tank containing a model of his own home before insulting his ex and taking a nice ol' slide. Returning to duty once more is the podcasting maestro Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady is here to show this bird how he does things downtown! If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby, you better call Brady Crane! The nex...
Apr 10, 2019•40 min
"If it works, don't fix it". Close enough. That'll do. The MAXquerade ball is here, people! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Wait... Max... que...rade? COBBLEPOT CAN CLEAN IT UP! Which is hilarious considering the mess he makes on a minute-by-minute basis, really. Joining the investigation is a returning champion - it's podcasting veteran Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady ain't afraid of no ghosts, no dinosaurs, no penguins OR no Catwomen. This guy can take 'em all on! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sa...
Apr 08, 2019•49 min
The Bat is back and he's in control! In control of his totally trashed ride that is! ROCKET LUGE TIME, BAY-BAY! Oswald laments the lack of bladder weakness from our hero but Max tries to keep things cool. Back for one last crack of the whip are a top notch crime fighting tandem - it's the king of mimes, rocking all the way from Stonehenge, Sean German and friend of the Movies by Minutes community, Tabitha Carlisle! Sean has only one thing to say to these crooks - "lick my love pump!". The next e...
Apr 05, 2019•54 min
A HARP FROM HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! But that isn't what's controlling the car - oh no. Bats has it all figured out now - some damn circus ball... thing. OF COURSE! As the Caped Crusader regains control, Pengie loses his mind! He was THIS close to a perfect evening! Returning to the scene of the crime as if in a wonderful inescapable loop are Sean German and Tabitha Carlisle! These two are having the podcast of their lives - over and over! How much more suited could this duo be for cracking this...
Apr 03, 2019•46 min
BATMAN IS OUT OF CONTROL! Is he drunk, or is a mysterious force in command? Pengie says RELAX! Relax? Not in this car-based chaos! Joining the investigation are a new dynamic duo - it's the mime master general, Sean German and friend of the Movies by Minutes community, Tabitha Carlisle! To Sean this must seem like Groundhog Day - ANOTHER villain terrorising Gotham? Tabitha brings fresh eyes to the case in a bid to crack it once and for all! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, di...
Apr 01, 2019•54 min
Sweep the leg.
Mar 31, 2019•6 min
Aniseed, anyone?
Mar 30, 2019•4 min
WOOP WOOP! IT'S THE SOUND OF THE PO-LICE! It's po-po panic today as Batman is pursued into his waiting little tankie, desperate to survive. It was a bad move - The Penguin has assumed control of the car! CARNAGE ENSUES! After all - his damn license has expired! Returning to action from Alphabet St in his Little Red Corvette and ready to do his Batdance is one of the most prolific podcasters around. He is the mastermind behind 'Prince: Track by Track', 'I've Made a Huge Mistake', 'A Talking Cast!...
Mar 29, 2019•51 min
Catwoman takes to the skies - though perhaps a little forcibly! SHE FALLS! RIGHT THROUGH A GREENHOUSE! And with a scream to break even glass. Is this kitty down for the count, or does she have an extra life tucked away? OSWALD MEANS ORDER! AND FUN RIDES! Returning to our hit-making band of investigative misfits is the patron saint of quality podcasting - it's Heidi St Bennett! Heidi is here to promote her most important philosophy - to have... a good... time... all the time. The next episode fol...
Mar 27, 2019•43 min
Pengie breaks out the bubbly! It's Moët time, bay-bay! Oswald has a few other ideas of how to celebrate, however... and Selina is having NONE of it! Down, boy! Or we could have Catwoman spayed, of course. Yes. That seems like an entirely sensible option. The Penguin seeks revenge for this rejection via helicopter umbrella! Goodbye! Back to rock this pod like never before is returning superstar Heidi Bennett! This Vibrant Visionary has been through hell holes and back more than once and she's mor...
Mar 25, 2019•43 min
Catwoman has found the way to Batman's heart - through his damn chest, of course! Those claws have gotta hurt! Bruce has had enough - he exits the scene in the most absurd fashion imaginable. Way to think outside of the box, dude. The low-HP American Gladiators return to our screens and The Penguin proposes a dastardly toast! Returning to our investigative team from our previous case is the punk rockin', archaeology-lovin', Mother of Rats (not bats) and table football wiz - it's Claire York! Cla...
Mar 22, 2019•55 min
Things get more intimate than ever before today on the show as the Cat and the Bat engage in a little playtime. Bruce is licked! Is this a fight? Is it enticing? For these two, it's gotta be both! Eroticism that cannot be topped! Unlike Bruce... Joining as Special Guest Investigator is alternative lifestyles educator, content creator and the guru teaching you how to live as your authentic self - it's Brittany Simon! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us ...
Mar 20, 2019•1 hr 3 min
You won't suffer in silence You're a talent You know that I've noticed You'd like to be a legend A big star over night! I can't answer your question - I can't wait - It's driving me insane And you're impossible in patience Tearing at my brain! When will I Will I be famous?
Mar 19, 2019•4 min
Hang Time Running together Putting it on the line Hang Time Jammin' forever Taking it up for hang time We're hot, we're in the zone Part of a team, never alone Hang Time Hangin' together Sharing a dream so fine I'll always remember Me and my friends and Hang Time Me and my friends and Hang Time Hang Time
Mar 19, 2019•4 min
The Ice Princess is hanging by a fingertip, by a nail! Wait a minute... LAWN DART! These things are god-damn deadly! As a swarm of bats bursts forth from their hiding place, our cold one falls... and gets even colder. Realising that nothing can help her now, Bats flees the scene... only to get a little bit of kinky action at the end of his slide. Joining the investigative team and bringing that Big Bat Energy are Liz Whitaker and Alyson Grimm! Liz is one Mean Girl when it comes to cracking a cas...
Mar 18, 2019•52 min
Indy & Han: Up in Smoke!
Mar 15, 2019•5 min
Catwoman has been going hungry this whole damn time. Bruce, dude - what were you doing on this little date of yours earlier? FEED THIS CAT! Oh, wait, she's found a food source... the floor. Inventive! Snacking can wait, however, as Selina has a little girl talk in mind first. Returning one final time to feast upon the succulent meat of this mintue is the our very own Catwoman - it's Lal Gall! Lal can style, she can blog, she can vogue with the best of 'em - but can she put the death drop on this...
Mar 15, 2019•49 min
THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus. Meanwhile, our hero walks into what is clearly a trap. Obviously a trap. Quite impossibly NOT a trap. COME ON, MAN! Back again and here to disassemble this crime is the fashion-bloggin', song singin', tongue poppin', Bat Minute P.A. herself - it's Lal Gall! Lal is a sister of the night, a bat mother and cat lover so...
Mar 13, 2019•39 min
