This week is about one, and only one, thing... Jimmy Buffett. Yes, the man himself has shed his mortal coil and sailed off to the big Margaritaville in the sky. But how much do we know about James Buffett's true genius? In this deep dive, you will both learn about the business acumen of this sailor's son and celebrate his great life. So, let's raise a boat drink to the king! Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shape...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr
On our 200th episode of this show we wanted to start with some heat, so it's time for a new Ad Nauseam where we look into a product that really wants people to use bad racial words! Next, in no solidarity with the writers strike whatsoever, we show how easy it is to create a Liam Neeson-based Hollywood blockbuster action movie. Anyone want to buy our script? Suggest topics or ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessM...
Sep 01, 2023•57 min
This week we are back, and we get to learn all about Tay's trip across Japan. But, while we are hearing the exciting international travel stories, Tory and Tyler secretly play a game of Bingo to try and guess the common travel talking points that come up! Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https...
Aug 26, 2023•1 hr
This week on our podcast it's time to give Tay some much needed TSA advice. Could it put her on a list? Maybe! After, we get interstellar with Alien infested google reviews from Roswell, New Mexico. Lastly, we debate the benefits of cash vs. card in our modern world! Suggest topics and ask questions in the comments or on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: htt...
Aug 04, 2023•55 min
This week on the show we discuss new answers to the question "How's it going?", we trudge through the incel cesspool that is Craigslist Missed Connections, and we try to figure out what other products you could sell from an Ice Cream Truck! Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments, or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/7...
Jul 21, 2023•51 min
Welcome to a gut busting new episode of the show where we discuss the best and worst ways to gender your pets, we dive into Tyler's worrisome google search history, and we give you a step-by-step guide to ordering at Subway™ Restaurants. Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on out Discord channel! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: ht...
Jul 14, 2023•58 min
This week's episode is both lit and bussin' because we breakdown what slang words we hate the most, because we're old and grumpy. Next, it's time for some classic improv characters - like the guy at Joe's Crab Shack who thinks he is at a Dick's Last Resort. Finally, we answer an audience submitted question. Shout out questions or topics for future episode here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http...
Jul 01, 2023•58 min
In this hot new episode of our award winning comedy podcast Tyler and Tory give Tay some international travel tips for her upcoming Japan trip, we develop new guerrilla marketing for the US Army, a superpower where you just give people E.D., we try to understand people who talk at comedy shows, and Tyler comes out as Bostonian. Lastly, we dive into the psyche of people who leave truly, truly unhelpful and worthless Amazon reviews. Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on ...
Jun 23, 2023•58 min
This week on the pod, we all celebrate pride by stealing letters from LGBTQIA+, but like… it’s funny and not mean. Next, we have to address the big purple elephant in the room. Grimace is back, baby! But, if Grimace is back… where is the Hamburglar? Mayor McCheese? This is a question we must answer. Lastly, we get into some listener submitted questions: Which of our personal faults would get us offed during the apocalypse? -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly...
Jun 09, 2023•48 min
In this exciting new episode of Baseless Claims podcast, Tory pitches the Sharks his brand new invention: Thiquid™. Next, we discuss if we could possibly commit to a bit for our entire lives in the name of goofs. And lastly, we go the listeners and discuss the suggest topic of "What is your toxic gaming trait?" Be a part of the show by suggest topics here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bi...
Jun 02, 2023•48 min
On this week's show we discuss the long and wicked consequences of letting Papa Murphy's normalize DIY restaurants, and we use our precious brain cells to think of the worst possible brand collaborations on the planet. If you want to be a part of the show, drop a topic idea or ask a question here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: h...
May 26, 2023•48 min
This week on the podcast we come up with WAY cooler ways to celebrate birthday’s as an adult like renting a horse or having a doctor fix your aging body for one low cost, or maybe having a man treat whales very poorly just for the birthday boy! Next, we figure out the best possible way to get a someone to stop talking to you during a flight. I don’t want to talk OK? Stop trying! Based on our listener submitted topics, we figure out who on the podcast is the most psychopathic. It’s Tyler, but we ...
May 12, 2023•57 min
This week on the show we discuss how someone possibly came up with the concept of peanut butter, we dive into Minnesota's marijuana legalization, what sports would be better if everyone was high, we pit zombies against robots against aliens, and we find the best portable food. If you want to be a part of the show, send us topics or questions here in the comments or on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwit...
Apr 28, 2023•57 min
This week on the show we dive into the social etiquette of laxatives, learning who is indeed the a**hole, and we wax philosophical about the boys being back in town. Next, our Discord members asked us to talk about our worst habits, kids working adult jobs, kid nation, and which super powered being is best: The Avatar, Green Lantern, or Iron Man. Join the show by asking questions or giving topics over on the Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: bit.ly/ToryTwitter ...
Apr 21, 2023•53 min
This week on the podcast we investigate who plugged the toilet at Tyler's house, we define the hot new trends of Summer 2023, and we create the best and worst video game movie adaptations! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMediaTory: bit.ly/ToryTwitterTyler: bit.ly/TylerTwitterSGTay: bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: discord.gg/78uGZZYhkzInstagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGamingBaseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaimsTikTok: vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDtkUhr/
Apr 14, 2023•54 min
This week we learn if Tyler is the bad guy for hating bald folks, and his hair cut drama. Next, we hop into a stream of consciousness game of 20 questions to trendy lil podcasters. In this process we touch on cults, making love to Benjamin Franklin, fighting zombies or werewolves, movie themed weddings, renaming the podcast, butt piercings, and divorced dad advice. Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMediaTo...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 2 min
This week on the podcast we discuss the basics of bus etiquette, the difference between "finding" and "unearthing" dinosaur bones, getting sick from VR sessions, a new game featuring Amazon Profiles even though Amazon definitely should not have profiles, our old amazon orders, and we answer some Listener suggested topics! Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials-Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMediaTory: bit.ly/ToryTwitterTyler: bit.ly/TylerTwit...
Mar 31, 2023•56 min
Well Tory is gone this week, so we thought we would put everyone out of work and replace all of our responsibilities with AI. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if an AI was trained by Baseless Claims? Step into an AI Missed Connections, where our digital boy longs for love and real human connection with questionable individuals. Perhaps you'd prefer to soak your toes in a delectable AI SwordWatch that proves the age old adage true that the biggest enemy of the Kingdom Hearts cosplayer...
Mar 24, 2023•57 min
This week on the show we talk about the blockbuster hit Creed 3, and how massive Michael B. Jordan’s body was. Next up is Health Hacks, and this time around we give you a PhD level insight into dirty talk. This involves some fun reading, some big laughs, and some bad advice. Lastly, we prove that Google Reviews can be for literally anything, and we piece together the story of reviews to find the truth. Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapele...
Mar 10, 2023•54 min
This week on the show we discuss why learned and professional citizens should not listen to our show, The Council of Carpenters, and we look for love in Craigslist Missed Connections! If your name is Mister Motorcycle, everyone is looking for you. Please check Craigslist. Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitte...
Mar 03, 2023•56 min
This week, due to the ongoing situation in Ukraine, the episode is slightly delayed. But don't worry, we still talk about a UPS driver getting heroically drafted into battle, and Zelensky stealing Tyler's cool new tee shirt. We also cut you with a brand new Sword Watch™ where nothing at all was sketchy, and what televisions shows would be great for a hardcore video pairing! Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shapel...
Feb 24, 2023•48 min
This week we talk about the best possible Build-a-Bear workshop creation, twitter trends (that definitely were not trends for most people), Tory's brother finding his true self at hot yoga, and we combine our minds to create a whole suite of brand new sports that are guaranteed to be extremely dangerous and extremely fun to watch (suggested to us by listener of the show Proppin). Suggest more topics for us here in the comments or over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shapel...
Feb 18, 2023•53 min
This week we talk about James Cameron's horny new take on Avatar 2, masculine and fatherly conversation while stuck on a plane, what happens when someone dies in a restaurant and you're on a first date (but Tory really hates it), we tackle a listener submitted topic about what subject we could teach a college class about, why to ditch your bike for a ripstick, and another listener submitted question about which brands to partner with our favorite playstation characters! Suggest topics and questi...
Feb 10, 2023•54 min
This week is very robe-based in our discussions. Robes are for more distinguished, earthly, and luxurious individuals. Peasants like you would never understand. We talk about why opening yourself up to people is always the wrong move. Based on a listener submitted question, we chat about what you do when you see fighting in public. Lastly, we talk about the one and only Taco Bell and how beloved they are despite being the worst place on this planet. Oh and we read reviews. Enjoy! Submit question...
Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 1 min
This week on Baseless Claims we discuss No-Fly-List hackers, the perfect heist, Capri Sun loving aliens, disasterous gender reveals, Tyler's Wahlburger's Related Nighttime Emission, and the creation story of the Blue Man Group. Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/7...
Jan 27, 2023•50 min
We are back this week to bring you 82% of your recommended daily goofs. In this episode we talk about Tory's new neighbor and his choice alt-right yard signs, We play a loose and barely coherent round of the Wikipedia Quiz Show, and we craft our perfect all-inclusive Mexican resort! Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay...
Jan 21, 2023•57 min
In the first podcast episode of the new year, we have to bring the heat for you all. Ya know, like talking about how thick a mattress would have to be to save you from jumping into the Grand Canyon. But that's not all! We also write the next great movie for the 2023 Oscars with a new installment of Spin Me A Tale™! Suggest Topics and ask us questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyl...
Jan 06, 2023•56 min
This week on the show we talk all about how to improve the show, and ourselves in the new year. Ways to improve include: podcast on snowmobiles and jetskis, literally fist fighting our audience, spending more money, forcing people into terrible conversations, being a terrible vibe everywhere you go, getting assassinated by the Coca-Cola Corporation, and being better at High-fiving. Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.co...
Dec 30, 2022•58 min
In this episode we start off sharp with a vintage Sword Watch, sharing valiant tales of the blade from the 1800's! We pump up the masculinity by crafting our very own Monster Truck-sona to we can go toe-to-toe with Gravedigger. Lastly, we take a topic from our listener and discuss how our families handled the concept of Santa Claus. Suggest topics here in the comments or on our Discord, and we'll see you in glory! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwit...
Dec 16, 2022•56 min
In this podcast we discuss how Tory's Corgi took a hot poo right on to his hand (and on his pure white DualSense controller), we invent haptic smell feedback for video games, and we have ourselves a rant session and dump all of our boomer opinions into this episode. Let us know your boomer opinions in the comments or on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: http...
Dec 09, 2022•54 min
