On this week's episode of Baseless Claims we talk about the etiquette of moving houses, the criminality of drinking milk as an adult, and we dive into a listener submitted question about fighting a wild cat VS. bees. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/Basel...
Dec 02, 2022•59 min
This week we talk about the legality of having yourself a road-beer at the DMV, people who live their lives in the name of internet content, ways to make the oceans way cooler for the modern age, what if your hair had nerve endings, and we create the perfect live-action reboot of the movie Cars! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: i...
Nov 21, 2022•55 min
This week we start the show with a listener submitted question: You can make any crime disappear, but you have to commit that crime once to make it happen. We also design our own ideal social media site that could crush the competitors. Suggest topics and questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! Shapeless Skyrim is Ending: https://bit.ly/SkyrimEnding -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterS...
Nov 11, 2022•57 min
This week we were asked by a listener to talk about bananas, so you can learn all about Tay's swim team banana nightmare and Tyler's daily banana love. We can safely say that we invented an entirely new sentence that no one else has ever said in this episode. Lastly, we figure out what seperates someone who likes anime and someone who becomes a weeaboo. Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http:/...
Nov 04, 2022•53 min
This week on the podcast Tyler recants the tale of his eye doctor being being robbed while he blindly sat in the lobby, we dive back in the Craigslist Missed Connections, and we ponder a world where tongues get hairy like your legs! Suggest topics or questions over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/Sh...
Oct 28, 2022•56 min
Welcome back gang! This week on the podcast we dive deep into the future potential of the Fluffer Nutter sandwich, talk about the best thing to bring back in time to the middle ages, and what would be the most helpful tool to have replacing your limbs! Suggest topics in the comments or over on our discord server! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT Guessing Our Old Quotes: https://bit.ly/WeSaidWhat -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwi...
Oct 21, 2022•53 min
This week on the podcast we figure out the healthiest ways to stay alert and awake while at work, and we play the hottest new improv movie-pitching game show: Spin Me a Tale! Suggest topics or questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseles...
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 1 min
This week on the podcast we talk about the extreme power of the phrase "Uh-oh!", the implications of driving while dangerously sleepy, and we play a brand new game show: On The Fly. It's the first ever game show with no rules, no questions, and all fun! Lastly, we have to talk about the plumber in the room... what did we think of the Super Mario Bros movie trailer? Suggest topics and questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory...
Oct 07, 2022•55 min
Happy Outbreak day to all you TLOU heads out there, this week we talk about the new trailer for HBO's The Last of Us. Next, we brainstorm the best ways to make people NEVER want to stay at your house ever again. And lastly, we dive into some liquor store reviews as suggested by a listener of the show! Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT Guessing Our Old Quotes: https://bit.ly/WeSaidWhat -Socials- Shape...
Sep 30, 2022•56 min
This week on the world’s most famous comedy podcast we talk about the most disrespectful baseball player in history, and Mike Lindell getting his phone seized at a Hardee’s. You know what that means: it’s time to look at more Hardee’s reviews from that fateful location! Suggest topics here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://...
Sep 23, 2022•51 min
This week we pour one out for our fallen Mum. Yes, the Queen of England has passed on which means one thing… the Throne is open for the taking. No one can stop Tyler from engaging in a hostile takeover of the motherland, and claiming Britain in the name of the United States of America. Who’s going to stop us? Finally, we take on a listener submitted question about our worst experiences with social gatherings. Suggest topics here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: ...
Sep 16, 2022•54 min
Tay is gone this week so our two good boys have themselves a loose time with fun topics like: Properly dealing with medical emergencies while at live events, the upcoming sequel to the AMC advertisement starring Nicole Kidman, weirdest things we watched in early YouTube, and Tyler body-snatching Tory so he can consume all the world's Mountain Dew. Suggest topics here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyle...
Sep 09, 2022•57 min
This week we talk about the many anxieties of public bathrooms and how we could make them better for everyone, and we discuss how Tyler's loser bicycle got stolen out of his garage! Suggest topics here in the comments or in our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: faceb...
Aug 26, 2022•59 min
On this episode of Baseless Claims Podcast we discuss how Tyler went in for a haircut, and came out with that 6th grade "back-to-school" dew. Begs the question... how do you tell your hairdresser that they messed up bad? Next, we learn of the potential crime that was admitted to Tory by a man at a bar. What is the moral route when a drunk man seems excited to do crime to a longshoreman, and then tells you? Lastly, we dive into the "Ick" that can make you go from rose-tinted love to NOPE in an in...
Aug 19, 2022•57 min
This week on the podcast we talk about stealing the coolest social security number, body snatchers, minting your identity the the block chain, and the Metaverse Chili's restaurant. Next we look into untamed internet territory: Facebook Marketplace re-sellers. Old cakes, tandem bikes, sweaters - doesn't matter. These freaks get wild. How many spanks do they deserve? You decide! Suggest podcast topics here in the comments or over on our Discord channel! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shape...
Aug 12, 2022•56 min
This week on the show we unfortunately have to discuss one of the worst people alive, Alex Jones. Is his new documentary good? Next, we talk about Tay's newfound clairvoyance and reality shifting. We also talk about fantasy sports! Not digital football, but real nerds who decided that Quidditch should be a real game played by real humans in our real world. Suggest topics or segments for the show by leaving a comment or joining our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia To...
Aug 05, 2022•51 min
This week on the podcast we vent our anger about the lie that is TikTok "life hack" creators, we talk about how crazy google review local guides are, we take some listener topics like "what are your pet peeves?" and "Jump out of plane or eat a bug?", and what foods should be served bone-in! Suggest topics for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord Server! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: h...
Jul 22, 2022•55 min
This week we look back on some of the best stories, bits, and goofs from the first 50 episodes of Baseless Claims! Did we miss any of your favorite moments? Let us know in the comments here or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims ...
Jul 08, 2022•52 min
This week on the podcasts it's time for the dog days of summer which means there is only one way to cool off right: a steaming hot cup of chili. Next, the gang crafts what summer 2022 is all about. The summer fashion, the trends, the music, and the vibes. Let us know your stress-free summer must haves here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter ...
Jul 01, 2022•57 min
This week on the podcast we discuss Tory, once agin, being horny on the corporate twitter account for the innocent act of trying to get Riley Reid as a guest on the show. After some dinosaur talk, we discuss why Hollywood refuses to put mommy milkers on Henry Cavill. Do it, cowards! Summer Games Fest and other video game events recently happened, so we talk about all the hot news like the edgy new Sonic, Todd's new leather jacket, and the way Phil Spencer pronounced Kojima's name. Lastly, we tel...
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Welcome back to another episode of Baseless Claims, this week on the podcast we discuss the bad peanut butter that made Tay poop and upchuck in a jiffy, causing us to miss last week. Thanks for that! Next, it's time to craft the most perfect mad libs of all time. We fill in the blanks on custom made, hilarious mad libs all about Tyler, Tory, and Tay. These stories will make you laugh, bring you to tears, and make you question why you listen to this show... enjoy! Suggest topics for the show here...
Jun 03, 2022•1 hr 5 min
It's time to dive into something the world needs to know about... that is how bad Truth Social is. Yes, this week Tory went undercover on Donald Trump's terrible social media website to find out what is possible if twitter was a worse designed app and only allowed the worst types of people on. Strap in, I bet the comments will be fun and cool! Next, we look at what makes the Shapeless Media crew qualified to be be podcasters. Why should YOU listen to us? Send us questions and topic ideas here in...
May 20, 2022•58 min
Today it's time to confess. Time to confess that you've been making memes about your good friend's Tapout shirt behind his back, and having them go viral. We also learn that Tyler may be a time traveller who has been subtly creating Tay and Tory into the people they are today for the purpose of podcast bullying them. Next, the gang helps Tory film children in a way that isn't creepy. Lastly, we discuss the highly anticipated motion picture Avatar 2: The Way of Water, and we come up with the very...
May 13, 2022•56 min
This week we investigate a mysterious letter Tory received claiming that non-christians are to blame for this pandemic... but then the letter got stolen by the mail-grabbing street gang, again! Next we look towards the sky to discuss the possible impending doom from outer space. How do we spend our final moments before the space rock hits? With Mother's day approaching we decided to go down memory lane and chat about all the ways we have disappointed our mothers over the years. Suggest topics an...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 1 min
This week we wanted to begin by talking smack about the overly enthusiastic Target cashier who needs to tone it down, because he has big Clippy energy. We ponder what happens to your rental deposit when your apartment building gets absolutely leveled by the Avengers. Next, it's time to give advice to Tory on how to spend his time while locked in his home due to Covid quarantine. Lastly, we hear the tale of Tyler's date with the spice - and how a white boy proved to everyone he didn't belong at t...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr
Tyler is back in the workforce this week, meaning he is gunning for his big promotion as a Subway sandwich artist. Unfortunately, a bad customer service complaint may throw this into jeopardy.... Next, it's time we hop into judging people, but its ok because they have a TON of bumper stickers. It's a lot of mixed messages. Finally, it's time we finally put this man on trial. Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch has committed crimes against this world. It started with Oops All Berries, but that is not w...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Welcome to our very good Sonic The Hedgehog 2 review episode, where we show our love for this fast blue man and all of his funny little pals. Next, we focus on Tyler's adult purchase of Lego Star Wars. We have to ask ourselves if it's OK or if he is too old for this children's game, regardless of quality. Lastly, it's time to move into listener submitted questions in speedrun mode, clearing out all of the remaining submissions so we have a clean slate for this coming summer! So get those new que...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Today on the show we can't make ANY jokes because Tyler had his wisdom teeth pulled and it hurts to laugh. So, this is a serious show... until the embarrassing dentist incident. Next we hop into Ad Nauseam™, and this time we are learning how to become the ultimate Alpha male via some YouTube seduction artists. It's very sad, kinda scary, and disgustingly funny. Lastly, we look for love in a new edition of Missed Connections™. Suggest topics, ask us questions, and submit new segments over in the ...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 2 min
This week on the podcast we come in strong with monkey smack-talk because the new Netflix nature documentary about the Great Apes shows too many horrible buttholes. Next, we hop into a listener submitted edition of Liquor Store Reviews™ from the great state of Iowa. We take a detour here to let you know what dumb things make us angry and look like bad people so you can silently relate and maintain your "good person" persona! Alas, we end on the best segment we've had in awhile... half Sword Watc...
Apr 01, 2022•57 min
We are back from being very sick! Today on the show, much to Tory's dislike we talk about how to make Wild Cherry Pepsi less corporate and more extreme. We also each rant about the mundane things that grind our gears like elderly people at grocery stores. But the real meat is that Tyler's Uncle got locked up by the FBI for downloading free movies in the 2000's. I mean, who gets caught for that? Lastly, we look at a listener question: What would make us join a cult? Submit more topics on our disc...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 1 min
