This week we welcome massive anime nerd HD2K to the podcast once again! Having a southerner on, we decide to play a little North vs. South phrases game to learn the differences between us, we show that these podcasters are allies to International Women's Day, we discuss the best anime world to live in, and we end with a sharp new Sword Watch™ about morning time ninja! Check Out HD2K: https://www.youtube.com/c/HD2Kyt More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT Guessing Our Old Quotes: ht...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 6 min
This week on the show your ears are granted the gift of listening to Lord Tory spin you a tale about his newly acquired land in Scotland, and newly acquired stalker. Next we learn just how nasty Tyler gets when he can't shake the corndog cravings. Lastly, we play a heated round of the Wikipedia Quiz Show all about eating testicles across the globe! Submit topics and questions in the comments or over on our discord channel! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly...
Mar 04, 2022•59 min
This week on the show we decided that the Super Bowl commercials sucked, so join us in the writers room as we craft better ads for The Big Game. Other topics for the day include Tory's dream about being pranked by Donald Glover, and the most insanely gross childhood snack we have ever heard: The Mayonnaiser. Suggest topics below or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayT...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr
Welcome to our special Valentine's Day episode of the podcast! Before we dive into the day of love, we take the time to discuss Game Show hosts like Steve Harvey and Howie Mandel being able to spank you live on television. Next, we look at how to celebrate V-day as an introvert or with your introverted partner with a new edition of Health Hacks. After that we talk about how to get yourself a date for Valentine's Day and some great ways to cancel those plans in a polite way. Lastly, we hit the mo...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min
We are back this week to welcome you to the future of products as Tyler approaches Mark Cuban and Mark Zuckerberg with his Shark Tank style business pitches! If you have topics for future episodes of the podcast you can drop them in the comments or join our discord server! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://disc...
Feb 04, 2022•59 min
We are back on the mics this week for some hot topics sure to bust your gut wide open. Since Tyler was off galavanting in Arizona and Texas, he brings us a fun game from the long road trip in the southwest: Is it a strip club or is it a restaurant? And heads up, it's never the answer you think, or want. But the weirdness of the south doesn't stop there, Tyler also relates a tale of the chatty entrepreneur who stalks gas station bathrooms, and tries to sell you smokes while you're taking a dump. ...
Jan 21, 2022•58 min
It's New Years and that means it's time for us to come up with our 2022 New Years resolutions for ourselves, and for the show. We discuss the possibility of pivoting to a true crime show, what we could do with a podcasting plane, and we teach Tay about the concept of death! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/Shapeless...
Dec 31, 2021•51 min
Happy holiday's everyone! This episode can be seen as an hour long comedy escape from your family during Christmas. Topics of the day include: People stealing our seats during Spider-Man No Way Home, how to improve movie theaters, proper holiday etiquette, dealing with family members who have bad takes, and family traditions - how to fix or end them, and Tyler's clogged toilet from the Christmas party he threw! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter...
Dec 24, 2021•59 min
Today on the podcast we dive into the over-sexualization of Santa Claus through all those nasty Christmas songs, and what discover some uncomfortable truths about Old Saint Nick. Next we move into a sexy new Health Hacks segment fit for the holiday season about all the great gifts to get your family! Suggest topics for the show on our social channels or over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG T...
Dec 17, 2021•53 min
Today on the podcast we discuss the loose twos, how to tell someone their joy brings us anger, a listener suggested topic about what we would do with our own colosseum, YouTuber run voting machines for the United States elections, the Twitter generation becoming the President, and what the heck to ask for as a Christmas gift when everyone is asking! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwit...
Dec 10, 2021•54 min
Today is a day of mourning for Farmer Tyler and the Baseless Claims crew as we are told the tale of the Great Chicken Disaster 2021. Next we talk about Go Karts, and the monster that lies within Tyler waiting to appear until the engine revs. Sorry to all of Texas for his behavior! Lastly, we hop into a new Craigslist Missed Connections segment! Submits topics for the show in the comments or on our Twitter, Facebook, or our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http...
Dec 04, 2021•58 min
In today's podcast we discuss how Tyler is about to spend a week on a farm which means there is one question: how do we ensure Tyler can have Hallmark Movie romance with the farm girl next door? Next, we take a look at a listener submitted topic about times in our lives that flirting has backfired on us. Next we figure out what happened to Tyler to ruin the concept of people snacking during a movie for him. Seriously, he is a sick and damaged man. But we can all agree that babies should not be a...
Nov 19, 2021•58 min
VOTE HERE DAILY: https://laststanding.org/2021/tory-thompson Today on the podcast we talk about the creepy man who did eat a royalty free gas-station hotdog like a sloppy boy before he paid for it. Next is the most important thing we have ever done... Last Gamer Standing. A competition made for Shapeless Media founder and CEO Tory Thompson. We work as a single Gamer hive mind to craft the ideal, the alpha, the one true... Gamer. You can vote daily at the link above, let's help Tory win Last Game...
Nov 12, 2021•44 min
On today's podcast we hop right in with Tory's midnight dream writings. These words tell a tale of famous podcaster Joe Rogan and Cringe-King Andrew Callaghan (All Gas No Brakes, Channel 5) surviving together. Next we talk about how Tay may have contracted the podcast disease over the air waves. Lastly, it's election time... or it was when we recorded. We discuss the crazy stances taken by elected officials and declare Tyler's run for Saint Paul Mayor in 2025. Suggest topics and segments in the ...
Nov 05, 2021•52 min
Welcome to another hot hour of comedy. This week we try to figure out if man milk is considered vegan, and discuss meat-eating morality based on how beautiful the creature is. Next up is a new Ad Nauseam segment for the Flaskap, a great product for those who want to discreetly have 9 shots while on the go! Lastly, it's time for us to finally discuss what PH would need for us to pay for a monthly subscription. Let us know what to discuss next time in the comments here or on our Discord server! -S...
Oct 29, 2021•50 min
In today's scheduled comedy programming we hop straight into Tyler's very bad wet house that caused him to literally wade through human poop. But it's not all dookies in the real sense, because we dive into a discussion about WONKA and the WCU (Wonka Cinematic Universe). So much to be hyped for: the prequel, spin-off stories, Grandpa Joe getting hot, Willy Wonka's PTSD from WWII, and diving into the Wonka-Verse and bringing back CGI Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp. There are so many exciting avenues...
Oct 22, 2021•55 min
Welcome to Tay's special birthday podcast episode, where we start off by planning the perfect party for her. It includes cars with cut brakes, inflatable among us dolls, and summoning potentially gay ghouls to join the festivities! Next we take a long, hard look at aggressively marketed manly soap brands with a gameshow twist on our Ad Nauseam segment. Lastly, we dive into what our astrological signs on our birth chart have determined our bedroom secrets to be! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter...
Oct 15, 2021•55 min
This week on the show we talk about the infamous day, October 4th. The day that Facebook, instagram, and WhatsApp all went down for 6 hours. Was is Q's plan for the blackout? Was it an inside conspiracy? Did it just go down? The world will never know. Next we hop into a nightmare in the shape of an infinite shower of mirrors where you are faced to stare at yourself from every horrible angle for eternity. We head into a discussion about the new woke My Little Pony movie that gets contentious and ...
Oct 08, 2021•53 min
Today is National Drink Beer day so of course we start off the podcast with a new Health Hacks all about Wellness Beers, ya know... the beer that is brewed with salts and electrolytes so you can feel guilt free while downing a few cold ones after running a marathon. Next we learn something new about daylight savings time, and it's that Tyler doesn't believe in farmers. A bold stance on an issue no one is talking about. Next we talk about lulling the country into our new mandated bed time thanks ...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr
Todays show contains the following hilarious topics, goofs, and (not) family friendly jokes: Craigslist missed connections and how it contains a case-study of people who are too sky or anxious to make a move and still want to pretend they did so, 1990's nostalgia via a game guessing the brands associated with these buck wild commercials and tag lines, and the terrible choices companies made with their advertising. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwit...
Sep 24, 2021•55 min
Today we learn that Tory's corgi puppy is so cute, but is absolutely acquiring a taste for his flesh and blood. We also learn that when you get between Tyler and his sweet ice cream cone, he will aggressively threaten your life like an honest to goodness psychopath. To top it off, we finally answer the age old question: What happens if you die in a restaurant? With a special new Sword Watch, we finally conclude this epic tale that has been plaguing Baseless Claims for many moons. -Socials- Shape...
Sep 17, 2021•54 min
Today on the show we are brought to you by the following topics: Going to the Minnesota State Fair during an ongoing pandemic (not advisable, Tory's bad), we discuss the horrifying rise of people taking horse medicine because they are smart, we ponder the future of technology, we debate the hotness of 2 men, we sip on some new Liquor Store Reviews about the mean old man who runs the bad shop, and we decide what type of monarch we would be given the chance! Suggest topics for future episodes of t...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr
Today we recorded live on Twitch so we could bring you real-time goofs (I mean, not now. But the people who watched live got to... you get it). Topics today include: The terrible medical system in America and how we grift them, Twitch streamers who SWAT themselves, if cars are just mankind trying to replicate life just to serve us all, how to start collecting old people so they can live in your basement and consume Danimals™ yogurt out of a pig trough, Tyler slices us all with a hot new Sword Wa...
Aug 28, 2021•58 min
We're back this week for more hot comedy topics, including: Arcade Boyfriends - the supreme archetype for a male to be when impressing a lady, themed weddings and why they are usually a terrible idea, we take a viewer suggested topic: what superpower would you want and why is it Adam Sandler's remote from "Click", and we get into topics that aren't funny! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/T...
Aug 20, 2021•57 min
Today we pitch Paramount+ on the next hit TV reboot series: Ned's Declassified Post-Apocalyptic Survival Guide, stay tuned for the release date on that project. We move into discussing the Good Book, and yes we do mean Garfield's Big Hairy Joke Book- full of all the gut busters and wacky goofs we know that cat for. It takes a turn as we learn more about the deeper message within Jim Davis' words and images. It becomes clear that Garfield was created to Orange Pill the youth of America. Join us f...
Aug 06, 2021•56 min
Today we celebrate the very special 2021 Tokyo Olympic Games with a full episode of sports related content. we all love the Olympic Games so discuss opening a better Olympics with steroids, and Olympic participation medals. We take a look at the events we could probably place in, and the events we wouldn't ever try. Lastly, we look at insane past sports that have been banned by the Olympics! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedi...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Today we hop straight into the throes of comedy with a breakdown of the classic American child endangering sport of Mutton Busting! Next we get into a listener submitted question about how to create the Basic Training for followers of christ, and diverge it into a look at the sad rip-off games christians create to show how fun they are. Lastly, we play a round of "Slang in There" that devolves into full on fighting. Stay tuned to the end if you wanna hear Kermit the Frog and Elmo say unforgivabl...
Jul 23, 2021•56 min
Today on the podcast we discuss Tyler's Skyrim mods-themed interaction with the American youth, the differences between how old people and young people use the internet, people who wear fur suits to the beach. Next, we have a new Ad Nauseam segment looking at casual bulletproof clothing for every man, woman and child. Finally, we take a walk on the ghoulish side. We learn how the ghost of dinner's past that lives inside of Tyler's colon convinced a pair of ghost hunters that there was an apparit...
Jul 16, 2021•56 min
This week on the show, Tyler ran his Goof-Meter down to zero and lost his podcaster license. The crew helps Tory with how to be a good parent to his new Corgi puppy, we ponder the wildness of life before alarm clocks, we learn that Tay's stacked mom can only do it while blasting Joel Osteen, and we create the dream Menard's aisle for all those divorced dads out there! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: ht...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr
This week on the podcast we create the hottest new morning talk show that involves pranks, fist fights, bodily harm, and dancing (so the Ellen fans watch). Next up we have a bad "Would You Rather?" thought up by Tyler deciding if we want to fight off a chicken every time we enter a car, or use a sword to fight an Orangutan once a year - but don't worry he changes the rules a ton so it doesn't matter! Lastly, we slice into a hot new Sword Watch segment about a group of British lads who stage a du...
Jul 02, 2021•56 min
