On the podcast today we discuss Tory’s podcasted related injury, we break into a new segment called Slang In There- part quiz and part slang, but all fun. Tyler breaks down his new home and the challenge laid before him from the hot dad down the street, and finally we look at the craziest comment section on YouTube provided by the oddest video: The Wedding March. Suggest topics for the future in the comments or over on our Discord! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- S...
Jun 25, 2021•56 min
Welcome to the internets favorite comedy podcast! Today we introduce a new segment called Ad Nauseam, where we dive into the craziest ads we are given on the web - todays target was the Tuttle Twins children books that brainwash the future QAnon kids! Next we take a walk into this years hottest new ways to get that beach body you crave. Be it Minecraft jungle gyms or mermaid swimming classes, you'll be ripped up in no time! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.l...
Jun 11, 2021•49 min
Pride month is here and we use the great gay power of the moon to bring Tay back from the dead! This week we help some bad companies join in my crafting new LGBTQ+ positive marketing campaigns, and discuss how much fun Pride actually is. Lastly we find out just how messy a boy Tyler is by guessing the gross stuff he found in his broken old car! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter D...
Jun 04, 2021•1 hr
Tay died so this week's podcast is just the boys! A sound experience that is by men, and for men. We aren't apologizing for our masculinity this time as we break down the worst (but maybe best) list of the fathers day gifts for 2021. Tyler finally confronts his long repressed feelings about Peloton bikes and it becomes clear that all he needed was a tandem exercise bike to truly "workout" his daddy issues. Lastly, we judge a nasty person who eats Little Caesars directly off of their bare car sea...
May 28, 2021•59 min
This week on the podcast we discuss... well... hogs. Based off of the last episode of Shapeless Skyrim, Tyler brings the show to a full suite of hog memories, hog facts, and hog wellness. It's informative and also hard to explain to a friend why it's worth listening to. Thank goodness Tay brings us back to normal with an all new Craigslist Missed Connections segment to end the show. We promise not to talk about hogs next week! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapel...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Today on the podcast we discuss: The many crimes that have been witnessed by the Baseless Claims crew, the nightmares of trying to shop at Walmart, we declare that novelty ringtones are back in style for this summer, 2nd grade Tory's girl trauma, we breakdown how Tyler lost $3,000 to a pair of adult Heely's, and we craft a whole franchise of new game shows hosted by Justin Long all about frat boys and sorority girls being terrible (TM TM TM TM the ideas are legally ours and you cannot have them ...
May 14, 2021•1 hr
This week on the podcast we start off by addressing the sad death of Tay due to a massive, and intentional, Go-Kart manslaughter accident. But the AI version of Tay remains so we break down 1 major topic: Who is the BEST tag team duo for a bare knuckle death match? Find out in this episode! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instag...
May 07, 2021•54 min
Today on the podcast we have special guest HD2K - certified Weeb dork, and leader of Shinobi Striker children, and genuinely funny person. On this episode we discuss standing out with your YouTube content, how to deal with your community, HD2K's fans ask questions for him, and we honor our guests with a special Liquor Store Review from the deep heart of Tennessee! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT Check Out HD2K: YouTube: http://bit.ly/hd2k_channel Twitter: http://bit.ly/hd2k_...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Episode recorded on 4/20/2021. Today on the podcast we get high on love as Tory dives into Gamer Dating dot com to find his player two. We move on to creating the next hit bumper sticker that everyone would love to show off on their hot ride. Finally we hit the Wikipedia Game Show to see who knows the most about our favorite green herb! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: ...
Apr 22, 2021•59 min
Welcome to our fully vaccinated comedy podcast, today we discuss the following: Tyler did a reverse robbery, Tyler made an IMAX 4D film sleeping with Tory's girlfriend, and things we WOULD do for $10,000 but NOT do for $1,000. Turns out Tyler still really wants to harm the elderly. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/S...
Apr 16, 2021•55 min
Today's comedy programming contains the following: Tyler's sexy new ride, A listener suggested topic of crazy hometown stories, a crash course on etiquette during a spaghetti whoopsie, and Tay s**t talking people at parties! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/Shapel...
Apr 09, 2021•56 min
We have made it to triple digits with the podcast. For episode 100 we wanted to take some time to jaunt back through the years and discuss the memories we've made doing the show. We also have people who have never listened offering what they assume the show is like, we discuss the troubling legality of roller coasters, and we end the show with a brand new Sword Watch™ segment. Here's to 100 more! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://...
Apr 02, 2021•1 hr 2 min
This week we are 2/3rd's vaccinated as Tory and Tyler both have the shots for Covid 19. In this show we discuss: How do we make Tay eligible for the vaccine, we create dream-daddy weatherman Bryce Sunshine, dive into why Tyler got suspended after doing his school news, and end on a Health Hacks that will shift you into a new reality! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: htt...
Mar 26, 2021•58 min
Today on the podcast we talk for WAY TOO LONG about jerkin' it inside various casual dining establishments, we take in the fact that Barack Obama and "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen have a podcast together, talk some smack about Cash Cab, and discuss the wonders of a 10 year old with $1,000 United States dollars in hand - it's something! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: ht...
Mar 19, 2021•58 min
Today on Baseless Claims Tyler is the worst Cub Foods security guard, we create a new reality TV series, we open full podcast war against My Brother, My Brother and Me and the McElroy Brothers for stealing our very funny poddecks bit (btw use code SWORDWATCH at checkout for 10% off your first order), we craft the perfect podcasters toolkit, and we help people find love with a dive into Craigslist Missed Connections! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTw...
Mar 12, 2021•1 hr
Today on the podcast we are once again visited by the terrible laundry human who somehow left an entire unopened bottle of Danimals sloppy yogurt in the dryer. We jump to a new segment diving into the proper etiquette to life's worst situations. How do you handle holding a door open? What do you say if an alcoholic wants you to buy them booze? What if they're hot? Find out in this episode! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/...
Mar 05, 2021•53 min
This week on Baseless Claims Tory has angry Totino's trauma, we mourn the breakup of Kanye and Kim by selecting the next royal family for America, we have a sharp new Sword Watch™ featuring the Viagra-ridden real estate agent, and Tyler takes another ego trip! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZYhkz Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseles...
Feb 26, 2021•59 min
The divine powers have reached out to Tory this week to wrongly deliver him a copy of Handguns Magazine to help protect him from Joe Biden's onslaught of Socialism. Secondly, Danimals™ uses their loose yogurt to send Tyler and Dylan and Cole Sprouse to space to have erotic zero-g playtime. Lastly, the crew discusses quarantine habits, and Tyler's Covid-19 vaccine making him an unstoppable hero but also extremely sore. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/Tory...
Feb 19, 2021•53 min
Today on the podcast Tyler and Tay head to Mars with their riches gained from Dogecoin, unlocking the potential of being outrageously rich with this intangible money and creating a utopia where Tyler can kill who he wants and everyone eats Subway. Crack a crisp can, because we have a new edition of Liquor Store Reviews, leading to a discussion about how cool we were in highschool. We end with a lovely chat about how singles can enjoy valentines day without having a partner. Enjoy! -Socials- Shap...
Feb 13, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Today on the podcast we about how GoPuff can spice up your Valentines with a milking device, we open our hearts with a new Health Hacks discussing an ancient cacao ritual that can unlock your chakras, we dive into the world of military chocolate with the Wikipedia Trivia Show (or whatever it's called, and we end with the question of all questions: What happens if you die in a restaurant? Find out with that hot comedy you know and love! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: ...
Feb 05, 2021•1 hr 1 min
It's time for the biggest threat in our lifetimes. The grandest fight. Godzilla vs Kong. Lizard vs Monkey. Z-anon vs The Deep Jungle. It's time to choose a side and join the army! On top of this ferocious battle we convene on why toddler pants have pockets, and wonder why Tay has such a deep seated love for rocks..? -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Instagram: instagram.com/Shape...
Jan 29, 2021•56 min
Today we fight... a lot. We break down astronaut sexual relations, fight about how much garbage we should launch into space, and find peace in the ghosts of children! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Instagram: instagram.com/ShapelessGaming Baseless Claims Facebook: facebook.com/BaselessClaims
Jan 22, 2021•59 min
Today the Baseless Claims crew discusses the day that broke Tory's simulation via KFC Famous Bowls poops, and the anxiety of finding the car described in an Amber Alert. We bring some safety with a sharp new edition of Sword Watch™ where we learn of some naughty sheriff's who stole, "All of the swords". Lastly, we cannot leave without discussion the kinky Christians who sang, loud and proud, "SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO BUST" while cameras were on them. Is the simulation breaking? Maybe. -Socials- Sha...
Jan 15, 2021•50 min
Welcome to our new Zoom classroom! Today we gather with the teacher to learn about how Tay pulled the biggest bone-head move of the year by deleting our podcast topics sheet from google drive for the SECOND TIME, how Star Wars new shows will turn it into Fast and the Furious, we look back on the old days in school and how absolutely stupid and terrible we were, and we end with Tyler getting cucked by a Google Review Local Guide. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: ...
Jan 08, 2021•58 min
New year, new Baseless Claims. In 2021 the podcast will be changing from a mature and informative program to a devolved toddler who rambles about poop and farts and pee. Sorry. In the first episode of the year we talk about laughing in public restrooms, embarrassing bodily reactions to working out, and how to take money from furries! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Instagram: i...
Jan 01, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Happy holidays to everyone out there who, like Tyler and Tory, only knows December 25th as a sad reminder of just how divorced your parents are. If your parents are still together, like Tay's, you can leave. Today we discuss horror movie villains like Freddie and Jason taking some days to themselves, and we create the next hit Hallmark original movie: Captain Christmas. Whether you need some company during this crappy year of holidays or your need to get away from your family, we hope you enjoy ...
Dec 25, 2020•58 min
This episode of the podcast is completely bug-free, unlike our beloved Cyberpunk 2077... Just to bait the Gamers™, we rip into Night City's many issues and JoyToys. We also shine a modern lens on the concept of newspapers still having Op-Ed's (opinion articles) and why that is even needed. Somehow that brings us to the discussion America isn't ready for... should we have a right to know how hung the Commander In Chief is? This episode is kinda for the real ride-or-die fans... sorry! -Socials- Sh...
Dec 18, 2020•58 min
Today on the podcast we create America's greatest new game show by combining everything from The Masked Singer to Ninja Warrior into one beautiful competition: The Masked Defender! We also gain some nasty new info about the ancient art of "Goose Pulling" with a new Wikipedia Trivia Show - or whatever title Tay gave it this week. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Instagram:...
Dec 11, 2020•54 min
Tye energy in this week's episode is kinda hard to explain. Tyler got himself some interviews off of twitter and will indeed be written up in the New York Times, Tay pitched our podcast to a stranger she met at an electronics store, and we dive into 2 sets of reviews. First is a rather odd Liquor Store Review segment, and second is a buck-wild Hardee's review where some sicko tried to order a nonexistent menu item and GOT IT. Stop in, and we're sorry. -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shape...
Dec 04, 2020•56 min
On this week's episode we discuss Tory's clutch PS5 buy, the era of creepy men in film, Tyler missing out on all the hot babes due to CoD Zombies, the mysterious man who eats Little Caesar's pizza in front of Tyler's house, how missing out on holiday's due to Covid means you don't have a benchmark for bad days, and we try to find something we are thankful for without it getting too sad! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/Tyl...
Nov 27, 2020•57 min
