Hoffman pops into the studio to talk about wild dinner parties, AI Robin replaces real Robin, bad gift givers, sleeping with your boss, wearing a top hat to therapy, popping in at Bloor West Village, cashiers and security guards, anti depressants making a son less funny, printing an apology in a book of essays, Jigsaw stops by, and more!
This week Hoffman joins us to ask the Magic 8 Ball some questions, therapy being a red flag, a grandma with an Instagram for her cat, a Star Wars themed wedding, catfishing, lingerie models and their bosses, Kwanza, Mel Gibson, Robin thinks the moon is a planet, neighborhood elections, cancelled bits, a wrestling promo, and more!
How to tell a bride to cover up, Gorjan unites all men, cut bits, a horse with a racist name, Chicken Soup for the Adult Soul, Robin's attempt at a musing, small penis mockery, lie to people about being in therapy, body amputations for pranks, tummy tucks vs. gut tucks, killing a puppy to save Shakespeare, and bad actors; all that this week on Badvice!
Woah, are we back? Who the fuck knows. This (Last February) week, Connor sits down to talk about paying for drinks on dates, Hoffman calls in with a similar story, we can't tell if someone is gay or a homophobe, Armie Ham is eating people remember?, #FootFetishOnFleek, I invent NetFucks, we should bring our own cutlery to restaurants, Connor visits a small basement, a list of the most mispronounced names, taxidermy presents, reading your daughter's diary,
A webisode brings us back from the dead. Gorjan drinks too much and yells, old people 69'ing, Robin's dog, signing the divorce papers is a BIG DEAL, Ryan fucks someone's dad, banging your partner's parents, the young dating the old, having an affair with a doctor, Trivial Pursuit isn't so trivial, Hoffman has a new mic, Robin has a new podcast, f-slurs, and the McRib is back. I think we recorded this mid December?
Badvice is back for it's bi-monthly episode. This time around, Hoffman broke quarantine and came over to record an episode. We talk TikTok FOMO, RIP to E Jean, writing about your friends in stories, seeking the same therapist, a husband won't let his wife see their home, QAnon is cool, a wife becomes a "Karen", taking baths in your neighbours bathtub, Blue Lives Matter sign warfare, Gorjan writes some jokes, people call in to wish Hoffman a happy birthday, and less!
Who missed Robin? I sure did! Sorry, "didn't", "I sure didn't." This week on the podcast we talk mask problems, Robin brings in an old advice column, "LADIES!", managers totally goofing on their employees, getting hung up while trying to give someone an opportunity, neighbors calling the police on groups of people for hanging out, taking up skirt pictures, my Reece's Pieces fiasco, and less!
Welcome back to an all virtual episode of the once hit show. Hoffman is back for his 21st appearance on the show, and we talk about it all. Words of the day, threesomes with your father, rhyming names, Hoffman's little black book, Gorjan gets ganged up on, dating multiple women and having kids with them, did OJ really do it, never lie about what your voice sounds like, leaked Zoom chats, Robin doesn't listen to Badvice, and I ship something to Hoffman's apartment.
I've been talking to myself in my apartment for weeks anyways, might as well record some of it. The solo episode features a deadlier version of slow walkers, having the hots for your brother-in-law, how many stuff animals is too many for a 12 year old boy, licking knives, incels politely asking for sex, disruptors ruin everything, the coolest boss ever is under fire, HR tells someone to wear baggier clothes, packing leftovers for your daughter, and flashing your co-workers during a Zoom call....
Connor becomes a landlord this week as he dismantles locks, a wax problem leaves my boy hatless, are there actually no bad ideas, a prankster prince messes with medicine, Orange theory, everyone should just wear green shirts to greenscreen what they actually wanted to wear, how far into someone's apartment do you take off your shoes, not having a funeral for your dead husband, raw hamburger meat, quitting smoking, Looney Toons, and are you allowed to window shop through your neighbors windows?...
Friend of the pod Elsbeth pops by to talk over stepping your boundaries as a waitress, receptionists blasting Alex Jones, a dead grandma's lasagna, sunrise weddings, fake layoffs to make people feel better about themselves, Kruffins, playing Dr. Mario, virtual recycling will be big in 5 years, Toronto Spiderman buys weed, Amazon needs to stop asking for a review from every product I buy, and how much is a birth worth?
New Year, same guests. Hoffman joins me to talk about Jewish neighbors, whether or not to slide into DMs, never print anything at Staples, doorbell cameras, Hoffman swiped left when he should have swiped right, Gorjan brings a word of the day in, room temperature, being a dad but everyone thinks you're a grandpa, is taking picture of people secretly okay if they are clothed, IMDB forums shutting down, Care and Feeding, I bring in the worst bit yet on the show, and we finally got our signed page ...
Crossover with Nick and Austin from the Did Somebody Say Movies? podcast! We talk Christmas movie lines, dating your step sibling, Service Ontario/Canada, transparent circle stickers on packaging, Best Sellers list don't mean jack, I increase my height on my ID card, being left out of your SO's Christmas exchange, Christmas babies make everyone's lives more difficult, and how come no one I know ever gets anything cool or mysterious from a will?
We did the math... this is Hoffman's 12th episode! At this point he pays us to come on. We get into real dolls, Robin's blue/green text adventure, people who save seats in theaters, E. Jean quickies, Hoffman sings, people who start walking just as you are about to pass them, holiday shopping, celebrating Hanukkah without being Jewish, brainwashed children can't stop singing the same song, colleagues at your Christmas party, what to do with a frump-y looking daughter, showing up early to parties,...
This week we talk Oxford banning clapping, Chad the Dad calls in with fatherly advice, a woman sets up her own personal Bachelor, a sex strike leads to no pancakes, too many men are scratching their crotches, a father's buried treasure sparks a thieving son, public school libraries, report cards on the fridge, nicknames cause mom panic, Taylor Swift ruins a marriage, Hoffman calls in, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Yikes. Big ooph. Feel free to skip this one, cause it falls off the rails ASAP. We got Hoffman in time for Robin's going away special! I met a ton of celebrities, personal assistants, margaritas, writing gay sex scenes with your mom, Hoffman asks his parents how their sex life is, Robin is putting out an audio book, how to break up with a guy, celebrities at funerals, I don't have enough (any) photos of Robin or Matt on my wall, firing pregnant people, and probably 10 solid minutes of Hoffman si...
It's Fall y'all, and Guled Abdi (TallBoyz, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBC and CBC Gem) stops by to talk TA's sending accidental texts, Gorjan's blocked on MSN, Robin's in the normal name minority, weird breathing techniques, Robin's cat-sitting tale, celebrities called into the show, leaving a Yelp review for your brother and his wife, being poisoned by your friends, dead cats and when to break the news, and twins dressing alike; yay or nay?
We finally get call ins working this week, and test it out with Hoffman and a surprise guest. We talk how to tell if someone is a virgin, how long to wait for something before giving up, wedding plus ones, slipping love notes at work, scratch off lottery tickets, playing the harmonica, deaf Uber drivers, suspenders and sweatpants, Ronald McDonald, and peeing next to Noah Baumbach.
Hoffman is in town this week, and he brought his mysterious friend Josh into the Badvice studio with him. We talk all things Jewish, lingerie parties, burrito bowls, what's your password for things, Josh brings up the past, shabbos goys, playing dreidel on a Google Home, asking parents permission for marriage, banging your half-sibling, and our true crime spin off show.
Scott joins us this week before returning back to South Korea to answer some hard hitting advice questions. We talk about sleeping in separate beds, Hoffman sends us a voicemail from New York, a hetero flexible woman who's only into men with deep voices, doctors on airplanes, fist bumps in the office, people can see what you like on Instagram, TERF haircuts, SUITS SUCK, Google Maps should map every mall, a homeless guy with a muppet, moving giant rocks, and in-laws trying to poison you.
I didn't post this before I left for PEI, but that's fine. I still didn't edit it though. Connor comes in this week and becomes a proud republican dad, kitchen sinks are at the perfect dick height, peeing your pants on a road trip, button fly jeans, prisoners should be hairless, Connor buys some crypto currency to make a purchase online, Robin's leaving us for a bit, hiding a gluestick gets a woman fired, winning the lottery, sexting underage people online, and Connor let's us in on his Wendy's ...
Hoffman celebrates Canada with us this week on Badvice. We listen to him read a magazine for ten minutes, brothers that are dating, jerking it to cartoons, Robin would cheat on her husband in a coma, Gorjan gets a BitCoin, getting Tinder notifications while you're showing a girl something on your phone, Hoffman went to an underwear party, stopping by strip clubs and brothels, too big a tomato in my Greek salad, doing dishes at other people's houses, and is throwing a banana peel on the ground li...
Connor Reeves joins the podcast this week to talk about his first time getting high, what dog is on the 100 dollar dog bill, kissing your brother, inheritances, black salt, new restaurant ideas, John Wick, you shouldn't have to pay for the subway until you step foot on it, being high in a revolving door, and let's put it this way, this is one of our funniest episodes.
It's a spicy episode this week. We talk praying in the bathroom, forbidden love, dying moms, toe ticklers, toothless lovers, schedule gatekeepers, bad blowjobs, adults who ride on scooters, and 19 year old wives.
Thinks are getting back to normal at the Badvice studio. This week we cover basKITS, having babies, cooking in the dark heightens your senses, Masterchef Marijuana, being dehydrated, sexting in a car full of kids, change your friend group every 5 years, 8 year olds on Instagram, splitting the bill, and if someone ever grabs your SO's ass you should probably say something.
What a week! Robin is back, albeit for a brief amount of time, so we'll squeeze all the funny out of her before she leaves us again. We're experimenting with video now, so head over to Badvice Podcast on YouTube if you wanna get a face full of us. This week we talk bathroom drains, feeling pity for teachers dealing with parents, what exactly is a professional evaluation of a person, what age do parents stop bathing/showering their kids, the "ring me" bell, I'll apply for any job if it takes 1 cl...
With Robin back next week, we have a boys sendoff with Connor and Matt. We tackle swimming trunks, opening mail, having sex with others to save the marriage, playing other people's pianos makes a comeback, catching hot dogs and t-shirts, having your own personal chef, grocery shopping gripes, plastic straws, Hoffman can't cook, and Nicole Kidman.
Hoffman is back in the studio this week where we tackle too much bathroom etiquette, being stuck in the back seat of a car with quiet talkers, cashiers on stools, coworkers oversharing, marathon volunteers, how much does the 1% make, Google Home Mini gets a thorough workout, telling people to lose weight, compliment conundrums, and boyfriends hitting on their mother in law.
We're back after a brief hiatus! All will return to normal soon, but until then join Alice and Iain this week as we talk about peeing yourself at work, Shen Yun conspiracies, San Pellegrino, James Franco's Gucci jacket, making fun of people with canes, someone brings crabs to the buffet, and taking someone to bonetown in a ski mask.
We got Kat back this week to talk handshakes vs. fistbumps, mascots, engineering tests at school, favoring twins, garbage presents and garbage pranks, we take a trip to Italy, trying to send back a sponsored immigrant, Kathryn has never played letter peek-a-boo, breast milk cooking, secret cousin marriage, and more in this long episode! Don't like it? Too bad!
