It's a long boy this week, with my long boy Connor. This week we talk about surprises, bird calls, birthday gifts on the cheap, the saddest bingo hall in existence, loud co-workers, odd kid names, Chinese food woes, interrogation windows, and dealing with those fat cats at home.
That's right, we're switching formats! We're going from weekly to... when I get around to it. So until Robin's back, enjoy some staggered content. We got Hoffman in the studio this week with some No Name beer, Roll Up vs. Flip the Lip, gaining weight in a relationship, are you smarter than the smartest dog, dating a prisoner, lesbian catfish, breast tattoos, and a ton of Sopranos references.
Keeping it short and sweet this week. We talk about troublesome disc jockey's, he brings in a musing from my brother, uncovered coughing, 8th grade bullies, breastfeeding is both allowed and not allowed, and my dinner with Jerry.
Longest. Episode. Yet. We got Kathryn in the Badvice studio this week where we cover interrupting Amber alerts, deaf relationships, swimming shorts inner-netting, proper eating etiquette, self driving cars, Kat's revelation, recycling avocados, gravy trains, Jordan Peterson, birthday confusion, and people who don't stand up to let you pass.
The Russ herself shows up in the studio this week to talk all sorts of things. T-Pain advice, building bowls, Caitlin finds a goldmine of assholes on the internet, snowmagedon, pussy drones, ugly shirts, defensive boyfriends, GOOP, and trying to impress your date.
This podcast has never been more about nothing than this week. We take a look at old family photos, grocery stores, small penis problems, lost fingers, middle name woes, and cheaping out at the airport.
We take a look at yet another person ruining a concert, signing up your friend for newsletters as a goof, how long do people take to shower, stealing jokes and branding them as your own, scary movies aren't for anybody, and Cold Stone Creamery needs to cut out the singing.
Chareese barged into the podcast lounge this week with a ton of great stuff. We talk about backpages, third nipple fantasies, breaking chairs, cheating on spouses, losing virginities, and billionaires.
Robin was able to squeeze in a quick Badvice before evacuating the country, and Hoffman was in town for unrelated reasons, meaning we got a big ol' episode this week! How old can coffee get before it's undrinkable, homemade porn without the person knowing, racist babies, stray cats, what to do when you suspect your therapist is bringing your boyfriend to Bonetown, families that rinse together stay together, jumping germs, and what to do with a sub-par cubicle buddy.
Connor shows up to the studio today to discuss where the tallest tree in the world is, offensive names, open carrying a sword, what to do when your boss intimidates you, banging people you shouldn't be banging, and an amazing tangent about prisoners.
This year on the podcast, my resolution is to not begin any of these with "This week". This episode, I bring my friend Isaac on who had a chance to fire a bazooka on his travels, I think that social scores could be a good thing, self driving cars, people lie about their height, Isaac coins the best term for angry short guys, things get sticky in the bedroom, being left in the car as a kid, and Happy New Year messages.
It's the god damn end of the year spectacular! I bring on my blood brother, Stefan. It's a hot topic week, so buckle up. We talk about peeing into sinks, racist nicknames for our little ones, the toilets and racists of Australia, a few pieces of coal almost destroy a family, a dead cat causes the owner grief for the wrong reason, deciding what children to bring to Disneyland, dozens of new app ideas, light up shoes, and my brother wants to run a 100km race.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Well, not yet, but you know what I mean. This week we have David Dunkelman on and we crack open how useless nutcrackers actually are, being forced to attend something you don't want to attend, don't get drunk at your girlfriend's daughter's New Years party, and dropping out of highschool to play Fortnite is actually pretty rad. Happy holidays y'all, and our (I'm not afraid to blame Robin) apologies for some sound issues, it will be back to normal in 2019! Check ...
The first episode without Robin! Does it suck? Listen and find out! Today I got to bro-down with realistically okay friend Tommy Marshall. We talk fine wine, visiting a remote island with locals stuck in the stone age, Yahoo Answers is full of racists, not telling your kids about Santa Clause, and a Mr. Mrs. Clause causes some family drama.
This week we kind of gloss over how the podcast will work without Robin for 3 months but who cares! We talk about massive "beanies" women wear, Robin gets redpilled by a Lyft driver, improve your improv before you start inviting your friends to your shows, Robin has never heard of a free ski weekend for listening to a timeshare pitch, who would give someone a Lotto Max Giftcard for the holidays, and everyone should watch middle school productions of Legally Blonde.
Hoffman is back again so soon, but will also be gone for quite a while so suck it up folks. This show goes off the rails with a failed attempt of incorporating a soundboard, a threesome is harder to plan than most people think, a pre 9/11 dating advice book gives us a misogynist blast from the past, a creepy uncle needs to be evicted from the family, Hoffman's therapist tells him he talks about being Jewish too much, and Robin's Indiegogo is running until the end of December so go take a look at...
What a freaking week it's been. This time around we talk about eavesdropping on interviews, a lot of penis talk which I am sorry about, red wine, imperfections that people have, single men who want children, Cheaper by the Dozen, people who celebrate the holidays way too early, Robin's red sweater, and pot destroys a musicians life.
This week I learn the truth about Meatloaf, Robin get's schooled on American Chopper, "What's Happening To My Body: A Book For Girls" was on Robin's reading list as a kid, lesbian BDSM sex on a budget, a man struggles between choosing two women, a baby bear brings Robin to tears, and don't bring presents on the second date.
This week we got seasoned veteran Matt Hoffman back. Robin gets a new nickname from Starbucks, erotic fantasies from Craigslist, showering in the morning versus at night, daggering sounds dangerous but also kind of fun, we find out where to get Adderall, and make sure you go out and vote, or don't.
This week, on a very special Badvice..... It's a DOUBLE celebration!! Not only because our podcast hit a new milestone (Thirty, Flirty and THRIVING) but our own sweet little Gorjan gets a little bit older too! We have G's old roommate and BFF Jonah Brunet as a guest. Jonah checks our facts on Bing, blasts us like it's Rosh Hashanah and helps us plan the PERFECT promposal. So go grab your favourite flavour of Halo Top and your vape pen and snuggle in for another sweet Thursday of hangin' with you...
This week we talk about it being our 30th episode because Gorjan lost the real episode 29, so feel free to send him hate mail. We have the sunshiney Hannah Myers back with us all the way from beautiful Los Angeles California and TBH we cross a few lines this week, especially when it comes to Christian porn, female income, blood grandmothers, and lying under oath.
This week we have the dope Zoe Brownstone on, host of the new podcast all about cannabis in Canada, The Dopist! We talk salt rock lamps and what they actually do, has anyone met a TJ in real life, how does no one remember the 7UP Cool Spot, Avril Lavgine isn't doing too well, everyone stop giving your cat catnip, and stop referring to anything you own as your "baby".
A sweet, sweet reunion after spending like a whole week a part. Gorjan brings in a GOLD MINE of 90s advice, Robin struggles to care for a puppy, Gorjan loves the smell of rotten eggs, Robin is a little heavier than the last time we recorded, we dream about how idyllic email dating and communism would be. We discuss fatsos and insensitive mothers, we call a big titty hotline and Gorjan breaks Robin and she wheeze laughs for 5 minutes straight.
Robin and Gorjan snuggle up and give some QUALITY advice this week... at least we think we do. Honestly, we don't remember. Life is a blur these days amiright? Must be the season change. Email any complaints directly to Gorjan.
Kelso Steinhoff steps into the podcast dungeon this week to talk about gross nicknames for body parts, cat hairs, Indiegogo pledges, rich neighbourhoods during Halloween, Christmas family photos, loveless relationships, Tinder betrays men everywhere, what an immediate family really is, why Halloween deserves to be a national holiday, and prunes are making a comeback.
This week Robin and Gorjan are hungry and a little short with each other. Waldo is back with some hot tips for teenagers, we talk one-sided friendships, the stress of being a crossing guard, we dive deep into dating profile bios and the politics of having company visit.
This week we have our number one super fan (and not at all sick kid) Tommy Marshall on the show! We answer most of his questions while tactfully avoiding some others. We cover a range of topics varying from Serial Killer decor, thinking about other people when you’re having sex, taking a librarian out of the library, boning Beavers and Tommy asks Robin’s roommate out on a date.
Ho wee, I don't even really remember what we talked about on this week's episode. I know we talk about snitches because that's in the title. Uh. We talk about the UK, how the Earth being flat is starting to make sense, a teenager and his vape get into trouble, and we got an email from probably my mom.
This week Robin and Gorjan are full of Indian food, do some family planning, talk dim-witted office politics, racist Grandmas, compare bra sizes and bro sizes, and just have a good ol' time together. #blessed
This week we are joined by Michael Gaty, co-creator of the webseries Bellwoods! In this episode we find out the hymen is a lie perpetuated by women, a woman struggles to find some fresh D in a new city, Gorjan has to explain himself for wanting to have his apartment locked, a pseudo-celeberty complains about how hard it was to cheat on her husband, Hannukuh starts on December 2nd this year, sex ed is dead, and Michael is best friends with Drake!
