Join your APDC Snow Bunnies as they review “Power Surge,” the S1 E8 of the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Happy Father’s Day!!! Freebase facts!!! Trivia!! New Patron Bruticus87!!! The eruption of Mount St Springfield!!! Craveable!!! Bring your own kayak!!! Frostbite Fizz!!! Terrorsaur killed that bird!!! Sky Island!!! Megatron gets destroyed!!! Status lock is imminent!!! Rattrap plays Old Maid!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! Blow up the joint as ...
Jun 16, 2024•Ep. 228
Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe! Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s Crazy Wheel!!! Baroness’s Master Plan!! Guinea Pig Teleporter! POPPYCOCK! Real World!! Script Deviations!!! Send us Joe trash!!! SHOUT OUTS - 13:45...
Jun 03, 2024•2 hr 16 min•Ep. 227
Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement! ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!! OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10 SHOUT OUTS - 15:12 COCKTAIL - 20:10 REVIEW - 30:50 REAL WORLD - 1:19:10 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:37:15 ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:40:00...
May 19, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 226
A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD - 1:08:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:15 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:52 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:34:10
May 06, 2024•Ep. 225
Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in charge!!! S...
Apr 21, 2024•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 224
We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st! That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as they give you the gift of gab. Subjects include: How the sausage is made Ryan is no Wally Burr Caleb...
Apr 07, 2024•46 min•Ep. 223
Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!! Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! This episode is purrrfect!!! That’s how we’re feline!!! SHOUT OUTS - 9:45 COCKTAIL - 12:30 REVIEW - 22:40 REAL WORLD - 56:15 SCRIPT DEVIA...
Mar 27, 2024•Ep. 222
You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW - 30:15 IN THE REAL WORLD - 59:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:09:26 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:15:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:00...
Mar 10, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 221
Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Welcome to the Inferno!!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 9:0...
Feb 25, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 220
Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t let them get that gas!!! Giant drill!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Script deviations!!! Iconic M...
Feb 11, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 219
Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!! SHOUT-OUTS: 2:00 - TFCON TALK: 5:30 - COCKTAIL: 13:45 - REVIEW: 23:30 - TOCC RHINO: 33:00 - BACK TO REVIEW: 43:00 - REAL WORLD: 1:08:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS: 1:2...
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 218
It’s an all new era, friends! Join your APDC animals as they review the PREMIER episode “Beast Wars Part 1” of the 1996 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah facts!!! Where there’s absurdity, there’s opportunity!! 22:50 – SHOUT OUTS & REVIEWS 27:35 – COCKT...
Jan 14, 2024•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 217
Join your holiday ho-ho-hoes of the APDC as they review the classic Japanese animated Transformers series Victory and Zone! Plus more from Lonely Shockwave and a cameo by Alphamagnus! Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music! So it was White Christmas the whole time!!! 2:13 – VICTORY 32:40 – ZONE 59:12 – REAL WORLD...
Dec 24, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 216
Join your yacking yule yokels of the APDC plus special guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews of “2 Mikes 2 Furious” as they review the 1980s classic Japanese Transformers series Headmasters and Super-God Masterforce! We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consultant!!! Grand Galvatron weight problems! Wheelie Nolte!!! Cotton-Eyes Masterforce! Evil kids named Tyler!!! ...
Dec 17, 2023•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 216
Happy Holidays! We’re on break right now but we’re releasing a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from our Ep#192! Please enjoy; we will be back with ALL NEW content on 12/17. Be there and be square! Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes!!!
Dec 03, 2023•22 min•Ep. 192
It’s a very special Autopod Decepticast AFTER DARK minisode for your Thanksgiving entertainment. Join your favorite unknown, sexy-voiced radio DJ while you baste that turkey.
Nov 23, 2023•7 min
This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious. · Van Talk · UK Reporter in the Field · TFCon Discourse – What Do We Go To? · Signed Items at TFNation · Andy Couzens toy designer · Robotix · Pickled Onion Jars...
Nov 19, 2023•32 min•Ep. 186
Join your answer crew of the APDC as they field questions from YOU, the LISTENER, in celebration of finishing the American G1 run of the 1980s classic animated series, The Transformers! Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano psychoanalysis!!! Woodchucks!!! Favorite episodes!! Is Beast Wars G1?! The Wings of Cheers!! This drink glass that talks to me!! In the Real World!! ...
Nov 06, 2023•Ep. 215
Join your heady jefe heroes of the APDC as they cover the FINALE of the US G1 series episode, “The Rebirth pt. 3” from the 1987 classic animated series The Transformers! Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?! Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug turned MAGA?!? Headmaster Russian dolls!! Reverse polarities… AGAIN!! It’s the Golden Age, Baby!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations...
Oct 22, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 214
More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Prepare to feel the sting!!! SHOUT OUTS – 11:37 COCKTAIL & DISNEYLAND – 12:37 REVIEW – 24:30 REAL WORLD – 1:15:30 SCRIPT DEV...
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 213
Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical bullshit machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger catches up to Daniel!! Death to The Hive!! Stop hitting yourself!! The zing zone!!! Why do I have to be named Gort?!? Wanna see something inappropriate?!?! Good scheme, Hasbro...go...
Sep 25, 2023•Ep. 212
Join your somnambulant sandmen staff of the APDC as they cover the season 2 episode “Nightmare Assault,” from the 1986 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?! Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The base goes boom!! It’s General Hawk’s fault!! Iceberg at the drive-in!! Fatal familial insomnia!!! Low Light cannot be broken, DAAAAD!!! Voice actors! I...
Sep 10, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 211
Join your patriotic pals of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 30, “Spell of the Siren,” from the 1985 classic animated series, “G.I. Joe!” It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! Nobody trusts Cobra Commander!! Baroness: Thirst Trap!! Flint kicks some asp!! IN the Real World! Iconic JOEment!!! Script Deviations!!! This isn’t trea...
Aug 27, 2023•Ep. 210
Join your completeist comrades of the APDC as they review the FINAL episode in season 3, “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 2” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Christmas is cancelled!!! Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! Sheep!! Avoiding STD jokes!! Bing Bang Boom you’re alive, Prime!!! Double-crimes!! Horny wolf rapper guy!!! Batman-spider!! Stealthing!!! Optimus he’s crazed!!! Laser steel-cutter pistol thing!!! Keyhole Magazine!!! Incognito mode!! The wisdom of the Matrix!! In th...
Aug 13, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 209
Join your resurrected roundtable rascals of the APDC plus special guest James W. as they review the season 3 episode “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers! Thief of Groove James Walnuts!! Quizerection! Tweet, you’re a dork!!! Mark and Gregory – Robot Racists!!! The bath salts of spores! Adult Baby Jessica!!! Thick as Tewkesbury Mustard! I want to Chip Chase somebody!! Super Mario kink! And the Throttlebots, too!!! Consume! Fancy Rod moves!!! ...
Jul 31, 2023•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 208
Join your burden beset bros of the APDC as they review “The Burden Hardest to Bear” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! California sober!! Thank god, it’s Toei!! Bow twice, clap twice, and bow again!!! Bot or Not Game!! Mt Fuji! Bullet trains!! Shinto shrines!! Kendo!! Weird half-ass battles!! Bad for business!!! Dick Cheney: Evil Richard Dreyfuss!! Stunticons steal the Matrix!!! Rodimus: What’s the problem?! Galvatron’s f’ed up throne room!! Scourge: Cronenberg filth!! Put ...
Jul 16, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 207
Join your far-flung fraternal friends of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Face of the Nijika,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Questions all the way down!! Vacation stories! Dead salmon on your head!!! Slug Wine!!! Blurr deserves no quarter!! CybFestNW is July 8th! Be there and be square!!! Nautical follies!! Cyclones and Quintessons...hidden in plain sight!! Meta Space Cervix!!! CybFestNW – 35:35 SHOUT OUTS – 38:10 COCKTAIL – 39:55 REVIEW – 46:15 ICONI...
Jul 02, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 206
Did…did we review this one already? Off to the races!!! Nobody likes our Boomer content!! Podcast analytics! A pile of dead horses!! The Honky Motherland!!! Tornedron: Pure Energy!!! On the Moon...shooting at each other…it’s crazy!!! This is ancient…it’s important!!! The Matrix is the Monkey’s Assistant?!? Grimlock flips the switch on Primacron!!! In the Real World! Chopping Mall!! Iconic Moments!! There’s a message in here somewhere!!! WHEN DID WE REVIEW THIS?! This episode is sponsored by Bett...
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 205
Join your space scoundrels of the APDC plus special guest Michael Ordway as they review the season 3 episode, “Money Is Everything,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! I’ll have the space lobster!!! Michael Ordway returns!! Empire of Rust!! Uh-huh?! Bobby Fingers!! Technobot Bozos!! The Geek Retreat! New Patrons!!! Dock Talk!!! Lazy Sue! Dirk Manus!! Marissa Fairbourne!! Kissy kissy!!! Un-huh, really?!! Quintessons! The recreator!! Mimic dust gets them every time!!! Can I l...
Jun 04, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 204
Join your hyper-intelligent crew of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Grimlock’s New Brain,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Let’s amp up our IQs!! Poop stories!!! Mountain Dew forward, Tequila back!! Flip the switch!! Purple stuff! Anti-electrons!! Weak-ass limbs and one good torso!! Terrorcons!! Nosecone!! Scattershot!! We can make a dick out of anything!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! Later, bozos!!! Autopod Decepticast is spons...
May 21, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 203
