Join your flesh creatures of the APDC plus special guest Sean Walsh as they review the season 3 episode “Only Human” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Excitingly new fleshy-forms!!! Nerd room with meme-lord Serge Bomba!!! Rock n’ Roll is NOT a B-list character!! Old Snake!!! Loosey Goosey!! Crystal Pepsi!! Re-review by Fats Rimble!! What’s you poison?! Stolen valor!! Synthoids!! Rodimus and Michelle… sexy possibilities?!! It’s so noir!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! ...
May 08, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 202
Purple Jesus!!! Two Toei in a row!! Greig Tansley of 7 Day Weekends, Reanimated...and MORE!! Toowoomba, if necessary!! The power core!! Call McDonald’s, Ryan’s lovin’ it!! Jungle Juice!!! Galvatron’s going to get cancelled!! Weird techno-cocoon-nest-thing!!! Trans-organics!! In the real world!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! It’s an embarrassment of riches!!! 13:40 – TF REANIMATED, 26:12 – COCKTAIL, 36:43 – SHOUTS OUT, 38:33 – REVIEW, 1:28:29 – REAL WORLD, 1:42:28 – RATE THE SCHEME, 1:43:4...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 201
The APDC celebrated its 200th episode with a livestream! Join your bicentennial bros plus VIP audience guests as they review the season 3 episode “Fight or Flee” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! We made it!! We did it!!! Live recording and chat with our Patrons!!! Too FUNdred Trivia!! Limoncello: NOT urine!!! Space-laser free-for-all!! Sandstorm and the weakling Autobots from Paradron!! Soft-boys!!! Shots fired at the color teal!! Nelson Shin low-balled the bid!! Cyclonus...
Apr 09, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Ep. 200
Join your corned beef hash vaping crew of the APDC and special guest host Alphamagnus as they cover the season 3 episode, “The Big Broadcast of 2006” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Nunya!!! Alpha Magus: customs and corned beef hash!!! Three-card knuckle and the Louisville slip!!! Nancy!!! Shuttle on shuttle action!!! Crazy-ass Galvatron: He’s got to be He!!! Go get that journal!!! Quintesson dust-cloud!! Three Wreck-Gars!! Name that Price!!! To share is to care!!! Yo, J...
Mar 26, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 199
Join your crunchy boys of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Ultimate Weapon,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Lots of nudity in Iceland!! Another bite of the apple!! New Patron!! Palm trees in the Netherlands?! Professor Thweatt’s history class!! First Aid: Pacifist!! Cycle of violence: We’re here for it!! Why is Galvatron here!?! Hot Rod: Sad for himself!! Protectobots form armless Defensor!! Galvatron’s Ultimate MacGuffin?! Vortex is so dumb!! Switchin...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 198
Join your journaling gents of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Quintesson Journal,” from the 1986 classic animated series The Transformers! Beeping Beacons!!! Toilet-related investments!! Sword swallowing!! Five Faces of F’ed Up!!! AKOM doesn’t care about scale!! Rodimus and Spike: negotiations aren’t going well!! Cyclonus is a cool dude! Outback is wonky!! They hate trees!! Warp gates!! Quintessons: it’s a profit deal!! Through the Kool-Aid hole!! In the Real World!! Iconic mo...
Feb 26, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 197
Join your carnage chord clan of the APDC plus special guest Mike Seibert as they conclude their review of “Carnage in C-Minor” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Jesus Jukebox!!! Harmony received, everybody’s stoked!! Blaster vs Soundwave Part 2!! Preceptor vs Devastator?!! Shouts out to Helen Mirren!! Voice Actors! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Reconstituted ash!!! REAL WORLD – 36:55 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 50:26 RATE THE SCHEME – 57:40 ICONIC MOMENT – 59:13...
Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 196
Join your harmonic heroes of the APDC plus special guest Mike Seibert as the review the season 3 episode, "Carnage in C-Minor,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*! Arguably bad, sexually charged!!! You down with LLC?!! Mike Seibert: 2 Mikes 2 Furious!! Opera Trivia!! Buy us a drink: dealer’s choice!! Magnus speaks jive!! Dough-4-Joe!! Soundwave: Horny on Main!!! Harmonic weapons!! Tubas full of vomit!! OPERA TRIVIA – 29:45 COCKTAIL – 42:05 SHOUT OUTS – 46:50 REVIEW – 56:00...
Feb 12, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 196
Join your plasma-bath-mad crew of the APDC and special guest Grieg as they cover the season 3 episode, “Webworld,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! I have no head! Ignoring Beast Wars!! Greig returns! Reanimated explained!! Disturbing and fantastic!! Galvatron ain’t right!!! Mucus mommy monsters!!! I have no head!! Psycho-motor reintegration!! Maximal intervention!!! Eat his madness!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! I HAVE NO HEAD!!! COCKTAIL: 23:...
Jan 29, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 195
Join your mechanical specters of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Ghost in the Machine,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Applejack!!! Destroy him, he’s lost his mind!! The pedantic shenanigans continue!! Outlaw Country Unicron!!! Spike and Bumblebee, just like old times!! Starscream haunts Scourge!! Metroplex has gone crazy!!! I don’t have to show you any stinking passes!! Shuttle-Chug!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Are you stupid...
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 194
Join your dream team of the APDC as they review the truly surreal episode, “Nightmare Planet,” from season 3 of the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Everyone forgets about Tobago!! Daniel, Springer, Rodimus, Galvatron, Predacons, Quintessons, Dragons, Frankenstein monsters, Witches, Giants, Castles, Princess Peach, Toads, Biplanes, Clowns, Funhouses, Snakemasters, German audio cassettes . . . . How does any of this work!?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Bla...
Jan 01, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 193
Join your festive friends of the APDC along with special guest Alphamagnus as they ring in the Holiday Special Episode with a review of possibly the worst episode of the original run, “Surprise Party,” from season 3 of the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Welcome!!! Alpha Magnus returns!!! Love Actually Babies!! East Cleveland!! Christmas party at Shockatomi Plaza!!! Daniel the Cybertron Strangler!! Earth delegates!! Wheelie: Dumber than usual!!! Storage asteroid!! Hentai dildos!!...
Dec 18, 2022•2 hr 28 min•Ep. 192
Join 2/3 of your APDC crew as they slip through the Jell-O transporter to Menonia and review the S3 episode, “Madman’s Paradise,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Picadillos!! Aaron is still kidnapped!! Penis! Balls!! Fart sounds!! Here’s your fuck carpet!!! Shout outs!! Butler Grimlock! Stay weird, LA!! Tree centaurs!! Electric boomerangs!! Wooden Transformers!? Red Wizard is a jerk!! Daniel has the energy of a pocket-knife!! Catapults are crazy fast, yo!! Bim bam boom m...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 191
Join your truncated APDC Crew and buddy Mike Seibert as they review the dumpster fire that is the season 3 episode, “Thief in the Night,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers. Caleb’s hosting?! Mike Seibert is here?!? Where’s Aaron!?!?! TFCON: Chicago hot takes!! New Patrons!! Shouts Out!! We have a Discord!!! Booty Box teasers!! Metroplex and Trypticon!!! Luxury Cruises!!! Carbomya!!! Fort Knox! Taj Mahal!! The Kremlin!!! FACTS!!! Caleb falls asleep!!! Broke dick sofa!!! Voic...
Nov 20, 2022•2 hr 33 min•Ep. 190
Join your schedule-conflicted crew of the APDC as they release a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from July. We had to push our next recording session out, so please enjoy this supplemental material with our friends Kit and Harper from More Than Meets the Pod! The Divorce Machine!!! I care about Blurr…! Why the rhyming?! Saw!!! Equipment-bed-shitting!!! Mebbe!!! Where’s Carly?!
Nov 06, 2022•35 min•Ep. 182
Join your Company of Three from the APDC as they trip through time to review the season 3 episode, “Forever is a Long Time Coming,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*! Come and knock on our door!! Buy Us a Drink!!! Ol’ Nutmeg!!! Cybertronian or Homo-Sapiens?! Yo, fuck this movie!!! Shout-Outs!!! Blaster Tapes!! Guardian Robots!! Old tech!!! Beta: Crack with a crossbow!!! SLAVES!!!? Time window!! A3!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! This episode is...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 189
Join your zombie crew of the APDC as they review the horrifying S3 episode, “Dark Awakening,” from the 1986 classic animated series The Transformers! Lip balm?! Medium talent!! Shout outs!! Brass Monkey: straight street jet-fuel!! Hobos1!! Deep crust dipshits!! Broke-dick magicians!!! Jacob’s Ladder situation!! Rodimus: Suffocate or smother!!! The Veil of Remembrance! Hot Rod: Let’s party!!! Prime: Looking worse for wear!! Is it blowing or is it sucking?! Fuck-face Aerialbots!! In the Real World...
Oct 09, 2022•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 188
Join your ghostly guys of the APDC, plus special spooky guest Alexis as they review the return of everyone’s favorite 2nd banana in the S3 episode “Starscream’s Ghost,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! It’s called logistics, people!! Alexis Taylor returns!! Favorite fonts!! We ain’t afraid of no ghost!!! The scrap racket!! Hyperspace skeet session!! Octane and Combaticons!! Silverbolt lips!!! Shimmery sounds!! In the Real World!! UK on this Day!!! Script Deviations!!! Rat...
Sep 25, 2022•2 hr 32 min
Rejoin the APDC plus friends Mike Seibert and UK correspondent Alex Taylor for Part 2 of the TFNation panel Extravaganza breaking down the 1st Ron Friedman The Transformers: The Movie script! Come back! Un-knot me!!! Sweep party!! Three ways to finger bang!!! In the Real World!! Wheeeee!!!!
Sep 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 186
Join the boys of the APDC plus friends Mike Seibert and UK correspondent Alex Taylor as they review the TFNation panel Extravaganza breaking down the 1st Ron Friedman The Transformers: The Movie script! It All Tastes Like Beans!!! Passive-Aggressive Theatre!!! Friedman First Draft!!!! TF Nation Foreign Correspondent: Alexis Taylor!!! #1 TFTM Fan: Mike Seibert!!! Snake Bite and Black!!! Vom-Mopping and Carrot Picking!!! Shouts Out!! Car-Kibble!! The Entity!! Rusty Steel!! Rails!! The Fascist Flan...
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 186
Join your nearly lost in space crew of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Chaos,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*! Karate Kommandos!! Green theme!!! Reviews!! Where the Boys Aren’t!!! Insectile shaky sounds!! Slaves!!! Kup’s scary story make Wheelie wary!!! Death Crystals!!! How they blow up comet?!! Goo!! Voice actors!!! In the Real World!!! Iconic Moment!!! A baby silwer back gowiwa!!! COCKTAIL - 14:54, REVIEWS/SHOUT OUTS – 20:00, EPISODE REVIEW – 29:55, R...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 185
Join your universe-tripping trio of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Killing Jar,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Tik Tok Pink Sauce!!! Montell Jordan’s talk show! Ryan is egg rich!! Shout outs!! Buy Us a Drink!! Unicron’s head: full of porn!! Hey, Me, get inside Me!!! Wreck-Gar = pure Id!! He’s taking a powder!! Dad Astra! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! Get some head!!!! CATCH-UP / CORRECTION CORNER – 08:46, COCKTAIL – 16:53, ...
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 184
Join your APDC Crew plus special guests Kit and Harper from “More Than Meets the Pod” for the CONCLUSION of the RE-review of the 1986 classic animated film, “The Transformers: The Movie!” Decepticon hanging chads!! Dinobot frat: Delta Iota Nu Omicron!!! TF:TM does NOT pass the Bechdel Test! He hears Kum!!! Shaken Daniel Syndrome! Kangaroo court in mid-hop!! The spice is tentacles!!! Minimus Ambus!!! Springer, Arcee, Hot Rod – is this a meme?! Animus Mongoose!!! Unicron day care! Leper lecture!!!...
Jul 24, 2022•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 183
Join your APDC crew plus special guests Kit and Harper from “More Than Meets the Pod” as they RE-review the 1986 classic animated film, The Transformers: The Movie! Kit and Harper return!!! TF:TM sizzling HOT takes!! Radz Skate talk! Brass Monkey!! Buffalo-Down Dirty Shame Trivia!! Carroll’s Maggot!!! Cripple foot!! Drop butt!!! Unicron contains buildings! Sell them peas and wine!!! Thicc Kup!! Is this how you get your kicks?! A succulent Chinese meal!!! Optimus Prime isn’t everyone’s favorite!!...
Jul 10, 2022•2 hr 7 min•Ep. 182
Join your corpse-contemplating crew of the APDC as they cover the conclusion of the “Five Faces of Darkness” mini-series from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Top 5 cremation diamond companies!!! BUY US A DRINK!! Crusty G1-ers!! New Patrons!! Trypticon smashed the Ark!!! Metroplex haiku!!! Captain Faireborn and the Dipshit Duo!!! Sky Lynx the squawky dandy-fop!!! Predaking stuttersteps!! Quintessons: The Wack Pack!!! Write some fan-fic about that, pervs!!! Iconic Moment! Scrip...
Jun 26, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 181
Join your Pretentious Pod Pals of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Five Faces of Darkness IV,” from the 1986 animated classic series, The Transformers! No banter, let’s drink!!! The Tootsie Roll Owl did it!! What are you watching?! Zodiac Killer = Boring!! Blue Drinks and Naked Lunches!!! Galvatron jogging in space!! Shut up and get to the ship!!! Goo!!! Rodimus kills himself!! Matrix flashback!!! Trypticon penis towers!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Ico...
Jun 12, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 180
Join your Tiki-toting Trio of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Five Faces of Darkness Part III” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Male-pattern Coolio!! 2/3 Chicago COVID!!! Prime Geeki Tiki!!! Channel 5!! Shouts Out!!! Wheelie and Blurr – Worst duo EVER!!! Docking shaft-first into station holes!! Let us…chuckle!!! GROSS!!! Io Facts!! Dallas Corner!!! COCKTAIL – 19:00, SHOUT-OUTS – 24:25, REVIEW – 38:34, REAL WORLD – 1:16:32, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:25:25, ICONI...
May 30, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 179
Join your fart-box tongue-punchers of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Five Faces of Darkness Part II,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Do the Dew!!! Raccoons!! Tree talk!! Sand in all your foldy-folds!! It’s a Decepticon stampede!!! Quintessa: Saturn on acid!! Teaspoon: Cybertron’s Chief Dishwasher!! Grimlock: Bozology!! Quintessons: Space Cucks!! Plasma Bath!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! COCKTAIL – 18:00 REVIEW – 25:08 REAL WORLD – 1:05:00 SCRIPT D...
May 15, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 178
Join your Decepticon Jonestown boys from the APDC as they review the Season 3 premier, “Five Faces of Darkness, Part 1,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! It’s a Lemon Party!!! Buy Us a Drink!! Season Three!!! Spin the wheel, see the Faces!! Fuck that memo!!! Wiggidy-ass planet!! Super irresponsible butt-plug!! Munka Spanka!! Carbombya!! Mutated sick puffer-fish!! Desiccated potato!! In the Real World!! Give until it hurts!!! 14:40 – Cocktail 18:06 – Sunbow Memo 22:53 – Ep...
May 01, 2022•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 177
We’re back!!! Let’s get scrambled!!! Ghost towns! Camper swapping!! Crazy magnetic field shit!! Strange naming conventions!! Shout-Outs!! What is “sounding?!” Zip-zap the Airbots fight the Stuntrons!! A series of escalations!! Caleb’s a mark-ass mark!! Superion vs. Menasaur!! Satoko Shimonari! Tessho Genda!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! It’s all falling apart!! How do we even talk to the Japanese?!! 21:00 – COCKTAIL 25:25 – SHOUT OUTS! 44:05 – EPISODE REVIEW 1:51:46 – IN THE REAL WORL...
Apr 17, 2022•2 hr 14 min•Ep. 176
