The Autopod Decepticast started in 2017 as a minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.” They have since reviewed “GI Joe: The Movie” and are currently reviewing each episode of the original Transformers animated series. Each episode delivers deep analysis, facts, trivia, and inside information delivered in the APDC’s patented style of low-brow humor.
New Ep#175!!! Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews for Part 3 – THE CONCLUSION of the 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie review. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know! The Allspark Lament Configuration!!! Why do Cybertronians blink?! Prime has a martyr complex!!! Noah’s Ark, Day 39!!! Iconic Moment?! In the Real World!! Ella, ella, ella…!
New Ep#174!!! Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews for Part 2 of 3 in the 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know! Maggie + Glen = Chip Chase!! Ladiesman 217!!! How’d you get over there so fast?! 14 rads – enjoy the sterility! Driving through L.A. Pee River!! Homemade underwear!!! No more Frenzy, please!!! The B-Squad!! Hi, I’m Mike Seibert!!!
Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews as they review the polarizing 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know! Part 1 of a 3-episode series! Encanto! Generational trauma!! It’s just a Tuesday, my dude!!! Groundhog Day!! Bee’s Bat Symbol!!! This is confusing/doesn’t matter/makes no sense!!! Military porn!! Don’t talk to Officer Not-Judd-Nelson!!! Bring the Rain! Left cheek, left cheek, LEFT CH...
Milk!! Big Ottoman Taints!! Lime-to-the-lemon and lemon-to-the-lime!!! Mental Health: Never use your brain!!! B.0.T.!! I’m confused!! Weird and stupid!!! Swindle!! El Presidente!! Bruticus!! Protectobots!! Why even make it like that!? Slow side-tugs with nubbin’ hands!!! Bundy, Panzram, Shawcross, Crowley!!! Elise Presser and the Dickhead Boys!! Give us our rubles back!!!! HIATUS NEWS - (8:28) SHOUT-OUT! - (10:40) COCKTAIL HOUR - (13:25) PERSONAL BEST & WORST OF 2021 - (19:12) "B.O.T." EPISO...
Dr. Whatever!! Pooptimus Pee!! Captain Alexis! Invincible humans!! Menosaur!! Young Greig Tansley impressions!! Motormaster and Prime play chicken!! Tuggy-wuggy…sucky-sucky!!! Autobot Stunticons, Roll Out!! Champipple!! Need input!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Jesus Christ’s Cave!!! (06:50) Going on break!!!!!!! (20:21) Cocktail of the Week! The MILLIONAIRE!!! (31:08) Episode Review - Masquerade!!!
I sound good, you sound good!!! Keep rockin’ and rollin’!! Hot salami!!! Skit outs!! A unique selling proposition!! Bothys!! Shockwave rides Starscream...YEE HAW!! Bruticus!! Protectobots...because capitalism!! Robbing the grave…everyday!! Megatron likes that sass!! Everything and nothing is going on here!! In the Real World! Iconic moments! Script Deviations!! Rate the scheme!! This episode feels HORNY!!!
We at the APDC were lucky enough to be visited by several special guests this holiday season. We have cut these segments out of our full episode #169 and put them together here for your listening pleasure. PLUS, one extra guest NOT heard from on the main show! Happy holidays!
Here’s a fun fact: It’s the Christmas Special!!! Greig Tansley! Mike Seibert! Alpha Magnus! Bullshit or Not?! Special Calls: Passive Aggressive Bumblebee! Shockwave and his Chicken Nuggies! Who’s the real Jazz?! Starscream needs Olivia Rodrigo tix! Tracks, pleased to meet me! The Ghost of Diminishing Returns! Guadalcanal! Combaticons!! Bruticus!! Devastator!!
Let’s scrape off that Cosmic Rust!!! Wizards!!! Mikel Andrews: Modern with a Magical Twist!! War for the Mages!! Caleb: Cool Jock!! Aaron: Would rather be an addict than a Perv!!! The Slice is Right!!! Starscream fucks with shit!! Ebola of the metal people!! Pull this rock outta me!! Corrostop! Ingredient X…es no bueno!! Lady Liberty!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!!! Deep Thrusting!!!
S’up!!! TFCon Baltimore Recap!! Friends! Food!! Fandom!!! VOMIT!!!! Shout-Outs!!! Ryan offends the Russians!! Dandelion Wine!! Ryan’s Birthday!! Professor Baggy Clothes!! These aren’t racers, they’re Stunticons!! The Pearl of Bahoudin!! This announcer is insane!! Jungle Love!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! For the ROYALTY!!!
It’s a stone groove!! Egos are fun!! Empire of Rust!!! RPGs...roll with it!! Trivia!!! The Coneheads are on a coffee break!! Sticky wings, or sticky humans?!?! Aerialbots...wing-backed wank-jobs!! The Golden Age of Cybertron!! Orion Pax!! Pouty Lips!! Guardian thighs are thicc!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! She’s no Lucille Jett!!!
Effendi!! Fall Break!!! Are you Parent-Man, here?! We’re at TFCon right now!! Why buy the mouse when you can get the cow for free??! Alcoholic baby-blood!! This is super boring and nothing matters!! Combaticons...who are they, ah, just go with it!! Griffin Fortress?? Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment? Am I in hell?? Did I die!?!?
Have you seen this man?!? Shout out to unknown Japanese man!! Vector Sigma is back! Who reactivates me?! Kill me...I should not live!!! The Flint Deli!! Vector Caroli!!! John Kerry is my homeboy!! Soundwave, go to Walgreens!! Stunticons vs Aerialbots!! Menosaur and, fuck yeah, Superion!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Someone should be honest with me!!!
Rama-lama-ding-dong!!! Wolf Cat Man!!! Tryin’ to fix my algorithm!! Shout-Outs! Bop-shu-bop-shu-bop!!! Military grade!!! So much for your security, Prowl!! Mussolini: the Keystone Kops of Fascism!! Space Bridge: open for business! Hooah, we walked toe-first into the zing zone!!! Vector Sigma: old as shit…sucks!!! Disney lemmings on a turntable!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Mary Poppins, with breasts!!! Dip-da-dip-da-dip!!!
Not bad-good…just bad-BAD!!! Hollywood stories!! On my god, so much wrapping paper!!! Hoop deVilles!! Ryan Jett: Master of Finance!! You’re not a vehicle-robot!! Why is there a sky, outside?!? Let’s build a bridge over Dirge!! Megatron has lost his goddamn mind!!! Get those negatives, NOW!!! Script Deviations? Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good job, Moist!!
Greig Tansley returns!! Asshole Aussie shit bird trivia!! Astoria: It’s her party and she’ll cry if she wants to!! The Coneheads hate these gazebos!! If a little homunculus punches my colon, I’d probably shit myself!!! Who, whom, him, her?!? Spike is SO THIRSTY!!! Don’t you EVER touch my necklace!! You got city-hands, Mr. Hooper!!! Do the Neutron Dance!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!! Back off, Warchild. Seriously!!!
A pop in the dingus!! A new Shout-Out!!! Muff-bang!!! Magic is science we just don’t understand!! Maybe you’re a non-pervert!! Ryan’s van: “Mold Grower” We’re still going to Baltimore, right?! Return to work?!? Hot Spot USA!!! Elita and the Female Autobots!! Alpha Trion’s human nose!! You have two Earth hours!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You shut your serviceable mouth!!!
You Should Be Dancing!! Greig from UNT and Mike from MSRP!!! I’ll fight you over pumpkin spice!!! Aut0 Bop!! Dancitron!!! Punk Centurions and Double Dragon guys!! Relax!!! Is there a plot?! Blaster vs Soundwave: All Talk, No Shock!!! Spoiler: There is no plot! Suck My Deck!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!
That’s not quite cricket!!! Snagged like a Javanese tiger!! Michael Trimblett: Cyber Informer!! Change your passwords!! Remember the Boar War?! Dinsmore clone theories! As the Kitchen Sinks!! Buzz Dixon boot-licking!! Hand Lotion Creamy-Cream!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Just like the Humane Society!!!
SPACE TRAIN CHUGGER!!! Aaron used to be a gentleman!! Ryan used to enjoy a lot of things!! Caleb!!! BOOM off the jump it’s crazy!! Shut the fuck up and get a lawyer!! Triple changer quadruple cross??! Plasma Heads!! Look what that pipe has done!! I’m stupid I’m stupid!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! I’m not Rappaport!! No more thinking... just watching!!!
HOT BOT SUMMER!!! Feeling good...feeling great...how are YOU?? Jeff Bezos of the Sea!! A whole new world!!! Deceptitran: Cowardly, hysterical!! Serious rebellion shit!! Sea Spray and Alana XOXOXO!! Hey you astro-turkeys!! White Rabbit ’85!! That’s the Real World…SUCK IT!! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors! Script Deviations!! All Hail the Philippines!!!!
Man Made Monster!!! Mixed up condiments!! Baltimore: Down with It!! Reddy Kilowatt: Plug in, I’m ready!! Kremzeek!! Choco rations down two points!! David Wise!! Japan!! APDCDICK!! Script Deviations!! Say You, Say Me!!! Rocky IV!! Rate the Scheme! Iconic Moments!! Runaway Train…CHOO CHOO!!!
Full-Tilt Behavior!! Planetary Cocktails!!! Garfiel—er—Hershel Calendars!!! Shout Outs! COVID cults!! Lord Guy-Cunny! Energon chips – fuel? Money? Yes! Blurr + Alpha Trion = Devcon!! Sleezardo!!! Don’t be a Roman emperor!!! Sloppy buttholes!! Interstellar predatory lending!! Fly the Scoop!!! Caleb does the summaries?! “19!!” Life Force!!! Teddy K!!!
Betrayals!! Who stole my YoCrunch??! Garnished wages! Clogged pipes!! Buttered Sofas!!! Shout-Outs! Gravity News!! Titty City!! Dyson Sphere’s and Vacuums!! Robo-Smashers!!! Megatron’s gigantic binoculars!! Mark Twain!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Sounds like a barrel of laughs!!!
Feed me!!! Rum and a Ramble!! Caleb gifts!!! Shout Out to Nick!! Let’s Get OUTTA Here!!! Spike skips school! Morphobots!!! Convoluted Energon Schemes!!! Disgusting Finger Holes! Cold Slither!!! Pointless Insecticide!! Voice actor! Real World Cetacean News!! Caleb ALWAYS shows up!!! Sorry, Mark!!
Play Ball!! Camping! Floating!! The Mayor of Titty City!!! Tootskies??!! Shout Out: The 11-month binge!! Color errors! Zip Zap the kid!! Defund the Authorities!!! Voice Actors!! In the REAL Real World: Ryan’s unhealthy weight loss!! Rate the Scheme??! Iconic Moment!?? Three strikes and you’re out!!
Ringa-Ding-Dang-DONG!!! How’s the weather?! Punk Rock Name Generator!! The Life Life building!! The Flesh Police!!! Sparky’s Garage! New York City: Everyone’s a Car Thief!! Beefsteak!!! If brains were gunpowder…! Raoul!! Stroke Weight!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Tracks: Pipe down and hand me that socket wrench!!!
Here’s the Church!! Here’s the Steeple!!! The God’s Must Be Crazy!!! Nothing Beats Wilkins Coffee!! Famous Movie Devils!! Hung Solo Rap-It-Hole!! Teen Wolf Penis!!! B-B-B-Buzz Dixon!!! The Sky God: A Giant Grift!! Astrotrain: Off the Rails!!! Omega Supreme: Robert Palmer?! One Star Review from Trax!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! Some Learn, Some Don’t!!!
Queens of Cosplay continues!! Double fisting!!! Sea Spray and Perceptor: A Fight to the Finish!! Golden Godhood!! Beachcomber drops the ball!!! The big boys take a dip!! In the Real World, Cartoon Crushes!!! Iconic Moments! Rate the Scheme!! SEW SUE ME!!!
From Gym Buddies to Queens of Cosplay: Hayley and Bono, Part 1!!! Favorite nerd properties! Anime lessons from young Millennials!! Trivia! Drinks!! Cats!!! Polyphagia!!! Autobots: Here comes the C-Squad!! Beachcomber is a Disney Princess!! Autobots make good prisoners!! Decepticon shooting spree!! Bad physics!! Respect my idea!! I wish Mirage was here!!!
