The Autopod Decepticast started in 2017 as a minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 masterpiece “The Transformers: The Movie.” They have since reviewed “GI Joe: The Movie” and are currently reviewing each episode of the original Transformers animated series. Each episode delivers deep analysis, facts, trivia, and inside information delivered in the APDC’s patented style of low-brow humor.
We can’t read all this shit!! Garbage Pail Kids!! Ryan: Normal Sized Man!!! Blaster and Shockwave: Bookends!! Auto-bootlegging!! Voltronic Galaxer!! Decepticons: On the Moon!!! Megatron: Bitch-slaps Blaster!! Optimus Prime: Air-Traffic Controller!!! Who do you think you are…Marconi?!? Bizarro: I love you!!! Iconic Moment! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Where did Caleb go!?! One two three, buckle my shoe!!!
Alpha Magnus!! Mr. Jingeling!! Let’s drink some smarf!!! Who builds a henge anyway?! Greedy for a fuel-up!! Medieval Times-travel trope!!! Masters of the Gridiron!! Spike: keeping it casual!! Aaron: notorious poon-hound!!! Hostage cows!!! Citrus Bitches!!! Wizards!! Dragons!! Moonshining cousins with a racist car!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Gotcha!! Zorch!! Whoosh!! Zow!!!
We’re livin’ in the past!!! Distracted by scotch!! Cocktail bombs!!! Shout-Out!! Be like Brian!! Hoppin’ the train to Cybertron! Buy Ryan’s van!!! Shockwave hide and seek!! Hold the door, Spike!! Finally...the Dinobots! Carly’s car! Carly’s ankle!! Me Swoop can transform! Ancient Cybertron!! Herner Werzog...? In the Real World! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I take the potato from you!!!
For those of you who have listened to our Holiday Special Ep#143, you know we were visited by 7 of the Icelandic Yule Lads over Christmas. We have cut all those segments together and offer it up here, pasted together. If you haven’t heard #143 yet, check there first to avoid spoilers! Happy upcoming end of this awful year.
Home Alone…again!! Ryan’s orphan dreams! Clark Griswold's Egg Nog!! Icelandic Yule Lads!!! Feline Fashion Police!! Nothing is doing anything!!! ICELANDIC Yule Lads!! FUN-A-RAMA! Sparkplug attends WRENCH-CON!!! Me, Slag, no like anything! Top That!! Powerglide gets aHEAD!! Shockwave holds himself!! I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore!!! Santa Claus: The Movie!! If there’s hair, there’s crabs up there!!! ICELANDIC YULE LADS!!!
Hot Buttered Justice!!! Is this beer?!? 70s-hot Sally Field!!! Shout Outs!! Decepticon Day Parades!! Laserbeak want a cracker!?!? People of Earth, this is Megatron…ANY QUESTIONS!?!?! Shawn Berger: Dog Lunch!!! Voice actors!! Script Deviations!!! Better Off Dead!!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! ITRW!!! SLAVES!!!!!!
The Drunken Botanist!! This episode was upsetting!!! Megatron cradles Berger in his hands!!! Autobots, GO HOME!! Tomatoes! Tanks for the memories!!! Alex Jones doesn’t remember his kids!! Serial Killer News: Robert Pickton!!! A football stadium kangaroo court!! Starscream is everywhere!!! Megatron-brand Fusion Canon Computer Cursor!! Whispers are careless!! Edges of razors!!
Back in the Ark!! Happy Birthday, Ryan!!! Monkey Scrotums!! 1 star reviews. Starscream gives the suk-suk!! But the Mayans!!! Let’s drive to South America!! The Deception Plan: Let’s get drunk!! The Autobot Plan: Let’s get small!! Optimus’s Plan: Let’s build a useless tiny force field!!! Tell that to Sully Sullenberger!! Ride the evil impulses!! Script Deviations!! In the Real World!! We ain’t Good Fellas!!
The episode is kicked off with a discussion of G1 Movie Madness Panel from TFCONDC2019 that was re-broadcast for this weekend's TFcon2020 online experience. Next, it's a special preview of APDC #139, in which bothe MIKE SEIBERT, ALEX JONES, and the APDC team cover the unfortunate mental breakdown of RED ALERT in AUTO BERSERK. The bulk of the episode was SEARING HOT SPILLED MCDONALDS COFFEE in the form of our 3rd party panel coverage. What are the duo looking forward to? What needs to be taken to...
The beef is over!!! Mike Seibert returns!!!! Zhuzhed-up White Russian…On the other hand…!! News Sounder Trivia!!! NEGAVATOR!!! Red Alert: Manchurian Candidate!!! Ravage-vision!! The Autobots are lemmings!!! Ravines!! Megatron has morons on his team!! Gary Busey as everyone!!! Red Alert: More damaged than we thought!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! Favorite NES Games!!! NEGAVATE!!!!
It’s Spooky Season!! Jellystone Park! Blue-collar Bloodsuckers!! Mariah Carey trivia!! Make me a Screaming Viking!! Shout outs!! Squirt Talk!!! Grapple and Hoist: Thicc Bois!!! Produce the Power Tower!!! Who put a camera there?!? The Constructicons: Green and Purple Apostates!! Buster the Hardhat, “Who...Me...Mine?!” Autobots shoot some hoops!! It’s all about temperature and timing!!!
Do you believe in the power of a curse!?!? Well…that’s respectable!! Pizazzimus Maximus!! Dino Trivia! Let’s do the Time Warp Again!!! Get those hairy fucks back through the wormhole!!! Laser Speculum!! More butt cracks please!!! Tank-on-tank action!! Ryan loses his mind!!! Linnea Quigley is the best!! TANK YOU!!!!
We are thunderstruck!!! Dinobot Island…mysterious energy readings!! The new character floodgates are open!! Powerglide, Perceptor, Blaster, Tracks, Red Alert...and many more!! Bunglbee’s ding in the caboose!! Stop these Dinobot Dumbasses!! Mitt Romney’s yellow-stained Jesus pajamas!! More room for, “Big Sludge!” The tops in air-rescue talent is on its way!! Dinobots are illiterate!?!? Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the scheme!! Iconic Moments!! Real Missouri bullshit!!!
100 year-old Aunt Update! Ryan’s van update!! Inquiring minds want to know!!! Tool sharing!! Shit Bucket!! Chow Line!!! Insecticons…We’re not talkin’ termites!! Foraging the Ozarks!! Soundwave’s a slave!! New voice actors!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! We’re starting to foam at the mouth!!!
From Grandma’s, givin’ the suck-suck!!! Thanks Earnie!! Frakes or Fiction?! What are you thinkin’? What are we drinkin’!?! Booty Boxes!!! Make up your fucking mind, AKOM!! Stop the drill before everything explodes!! Load and unload…that’s the story of my life!! Sunstreaker…WTF!?!? DeVito-units!! “Mix-Master” origin stories!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Sartonian Simpletons!!!
Crevasse!!! The Ryan Judgement Hour!! Unknown Studio!?!? Meggy, Soundy and Screamy!! A rock-less rocket!! FLOPtimus Prime!!! No shootin’ till we figure this shit out!! Let’s have a race!!! He dropped Splik!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Blood races to your private spots!!!!
Timmy’s Precious Moments!! Infamous Dille Memo!!! Chris Latta…was Chris Latta!! Prime Target is The Most Dangerous Game!!! The Secret of Cybertron!! G.I. Joe scripts fall out!! Voltronic Galaxer – what are we doing here?!! Thank heavens for this Bogus Plot Device!!! Precious MOMENTS!! Garbage Pail Kids…happened!!! A Hero’s Journey!! Ryan met Flint!! Aaron met Flint!!! Spot the Refectory Table!! Dille Script or Bullshit?! PRECIOUS MOMENTS!!!
What is a ketchup?! It’s not about you, it’s about the system of oppression!!! Grandpa-style drinks!! Shout-Outs!! Ryan Jett must be stopped!!! Twerk 3!! Illegal Access!! Illegal Access!!! Minotaur scenario!! Squishy professor meat!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good grief, more bad news!!!
Never Have I Ever!! Ryan: Everything has been terrible, always!!! Sub-Atlanticans!! Cassette Vultures!! King Negril’s voice is so weird!! The fucking Autobots!!! Skin-diving Spike!! “D” is for “Dumb Baby!!” Caleb’s truck-driving stories!! Wheeljack, The Moron of all Morons!!! Megatron sits on the Lincoln Memorial!! Tarn Talk!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Fire the hydro-thrusters!!!
Circle the wagons!! The gif that keeps on giving!! From gramma’s house!! Transfixatron!!! Guinea pig-a-tron!! Scavenger does a jerk-off motion!!! Cold Slither!!! Sweet stunts!! Megatron’s sassy walk!! The Deadwood car crusher!! Decepticon body-shell!!! Buffer is the worst!! No voice actors!! Transform o Tomero!!!
The MTMTPod convo continues!! Double-Bumblebee!! The Ice Man’s Rat Cave!! Rumble and Stumble!! The Decent = Peak lesbian energy!! Garfield in Paradise!!! Voice actor Arlene Banas!! St. Elmo’s Fire!! Eric Stoltz!! Rainbow Warrior!!! Writer: Earl Kress!!!
Special guest MTMTP!!! We hit our Gremlin stride!! Carly and Spike age conspiracies!! Jazz, Spike, and road head!! Get down for the goofs!! No-Neck Ironhide!! Everyone has Teletraan One’s phone number!!! See us buzz and make honey!! COP STRIP-O-GRAM!! Wrestling over the Easter ham!! Liquefy that Slime Prime!! “Mebbie.” Carly’s here to get the good pussy!! We make G1 make sense!!!
Not so fast…PAPA!!!! Ms. Cleo, Hitler, GG Allin, and Dr. Arkeville’s kid brother!! What a triumph of modern science!! Cliff Jumper…jumps to conclusions!!! Electro-cell plug n’ play! Megatron…very reasonable!! Starscream…shit scientist!!! A bear with a sore head?!? How am I supposed to feel?!? A real B-Team of warriors!! Tickle fight!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Mirage, I like the plan…just tell your boss!!!!
Join the quarantined quacks of the APDC as they socially distance while reviewing Transformers G1 season 2 episode: *Attack of the Autobots*. Let’s Party!!! Pulsating warning diodes!! Invisibility spray!! Personality destabilizers!! Recharging chambers!! Nickel plated knuckle sandwiches!! Limitless energy satellites!! Attitude exchangers!! Goodness transfusions!! Prime’s three components!! Reset relays!! Dumbbells!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! Sure!!!!
Bring on the crazy!!! Send for the Marines!!! The APDC tentative promise!!! AKOM...where everything is just gross!! Remove, remove, always REMOVE!!! Right, right, RIGHT!! Mega-Mega-MEGATRON!!! Chilean soccer flop!!! Sinkhole de Mayo!!! Red Rocket Dildo!!! Even with one arm, Prime is PRIMO!!! See you later, alligator!!!!
More van issues!! We’re working on it...we do deliver!! The “Gears Shamrock Special!!” Shockmasterwave!!! Holy shit that’s a fuck-lot of gold!!! Action first, maintenance later!!! Cicada talk!! That’s quite a shared guffaw!! Gears, the K-Mart Brawn!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I’m not dying, I’m thriving!!!
Sparkplug makes a monster!! Franken-whut!?! Ryan the Pedantic Prescriptivist: doesn’t like surprises, won’t read a script and won’t fix his van!!! Autobots: horribly irresponsible and ethically questionable!! Sparkplug and Wheeljack: Team Incompetent!!! Jerk-off stories!!! Crazy titty powers!!!
The power-chip rectifier switcheroo!!!!! Heavy Metal Pick-Me-Up Cocktail!! Energy Disks!! Ryan is Johnny Science-Downer!! Fuck you, Earth’s magnetic field!!! The Grey Circle Union!! Help!! POLICE!!! Cybertronian law!!! Caleb leaves early!! Just be cars!!! Huffer takes Optimus’ load! Dinobots vs Devastator!! We shall rise again!! Arthur Burghardt encounter!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! This is very complex and weird!!!
