Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, B...
Aug 25, 2025•Ep. 254
Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’r...
Aug 10, 2025•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 253
Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In th...
Jul 27, 2025•2 hr 13 min•Ep. 252
Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!! 2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 12:40 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - C...
Jul 13, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 251
Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS 26:00 - COCKTAIL 36:15 - REVIEW 1:25:00 - REAL WORLD 1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHE...
Jun 29, 2025•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 250
Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking ...
Jun 15, 2025•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 249
Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!...
Jun 01, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 248
Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Y...
May 18, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 247
Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!! 15:47 - NEW PATRON! 20:50 - SHOUT OUTS 21:45 - COCKTAIL 29:00 - ...
May 05, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 246
Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!...
Apr 20, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 245
Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and s...
Apr 06, 2025•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 244
Join your Chili-Dippin’ Dudes of the APDC as they review the S1, Ep20, “Dark Voyage,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Have we ever punched each other in the face?!! This is good stuff…we’re doing good!!! I was naked the whole time!!! Freaky-deaky-beastie!!! Rattrap’s got a nose for energon! Showtime Joe’s!!! A harmonic missile!! The Maximals are blind!! A snake gets the squeeze on Cheetor!!! Rhinox feels the vibes!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic ...
Mar 24, 2025
Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the...
Mar 09, 2025•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 242
We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest. Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are lim...
Mar 02, 2025•22 min
Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon! BEE - 01:20 TRACKS - 13:30 JAZZ - 17:00 STARSCREAM - 20:20 SHOCKWAVE - 23:30 RATTRAP - 28:00 ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19 ? - 31:36
Jan 26, 2025•33 min
Hey, y'all, we're still on our annual holiday break, so we thought we'd release one of our Patreon Exclusive Minisodes from episode #221! Where we had some fun stuff that didn't make the show but were too good not to share. Subjects include: Ethical Disposal Bougie AA Mile Boys Sponsors? Eh? EHHHhhh?! DMV Improv Fast Food Ferrari The Last Autobot Cocktail All this, and nothing else, on your new Minisode. We'll be back soon with your regularly scheduled program! —Pistols at Dawn!...
Jan 11, 2025•17 min
Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Play...
Dec 15, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 241
Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!!...
Dec 01, 2024•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 240
Join your fresh astronaut trainees of the APDC as they review “The Wrong Stuff,” from the classic 1985 animated series G.I. Joe! Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!! Sixty-thre...
Nov 17, 2024•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 239
Join your birthday celebration boys of the APDC as they review season 1, episode 17, “The Trigger part 2” of the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!! PRESENTS - 11:00 OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05 SHOUT OUT...
Nov 03, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 238
Join your lost continent lads of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 16, “The Trigger Pt 1” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!! SHOUT OUTS - 16:45 COCKTAIL - 21:00 REVIEW ...
Oct 20, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 237
Join your falconers of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU as they review S1 Ep15 “The Spark,” from the 1996 animated classic series Transformers: Beast Wars! A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?! FALCON QUIZ - 34:00 COCKTAIL - 47:00 REV...
Oct 06, 2024•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 236
Join the clone army of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Dinobot,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!! SHOUT OUTS - 15:30 COCKTAIL - 16:40 REVIEW - 25:30 REAL WORLD - 48:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30 RATE THE SCH...
Sep 22, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 235
It's a bonus episode! Y’all just got surprised! We recorded this with our friend and yours Josh Powell, a.k.a. J Soops, discussing an animated project from creator Keyan Carlile, "Transformers Combaticons: Wrath of the Junkions." Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel https:...
Sep 15, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Join your 6-Degree Dudes of the APDC as they review S1, Ep13, “Victory,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Dog days, y’all!! Shoe-horner!!! Awesome, in a horrible way!! Afros of all ethnicities!! The Nemesis explodes like it always does!! Have the Maximals won the Beast Wars?! Dinobot will rule the trees!! Tarantulas eats a rat, raw!! Predacons fake their death!! The Axalon crashes, again!! Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it’s Optimus!!! In the Real World! Iconic Momen...
Sep 08, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 234
Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script...
Aug 25, 2024•Ep. 233
Join your Olympic oratory officials of the APDC as they review S1 Ep26, “The Gamesmaster,” Joepisode from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!! HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00 SHOUT OUTS - 20...
Aug 11, 2024•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 232
Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!! SHOUT OUTS - ...
Jul 28, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 231
Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a Beautiful L...
Jul 14, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 230
Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky boy!! Sentinel defense system activated!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the Scheme!!! Ma...
Jun 30, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 229
