Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!
You were warned this might happen and here it is, a Midwestern Rewind. For real though we appreciate y'all's understanding us being too busy to record. Wow, I can't even type coherent sentences. Hopefully back to the usual nonsense next week but for now enjoy the best of episodes 28 & 29 and remember, we love you!
Between Wanda straight up murking Vision, minion perverts and fuck one, marry one, kill one we put the taboo in taboo topics! Parents be warned, your brood gets into the nitty gritty this week on Passive Aggression.
Passive Aggression is proud to present Adelecatessen! So come in and get your Bread Sheeren, Motely Stew, Brietney Spears and Caesar Salad! And just maybe we'll get to Mr Burns and the everlasting search for youth. As long as you're not lame or rude.
Is that Meloni or Mulaney? Was Nick Lachey a character in New Girl? Who is "The Fan"? These questions, Spam sweat, finally some chemistry and a podcast take over this week on Passive Aggression!
What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!
It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaban….
Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend of Taylor Swift!
Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just hope they don't rub their faces off otherwise they'll have to brush their tongues….
Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!
We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!
You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the new musical, Abandonment Issues: The King George Story!
What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Passive Aggression!
Look no further, this is the PSA everyone has been looking for: horses are dangerous and obsolete! We also discuss the God of Thunder taking on a T-Rex, which are we sure they aren't just chickens? Also we didn't stop until we were proud!
Well we did it again. We left you in the lurch with nothing but a "best of" episodes. Let's hope you enjoy listening back to our good bits from Ep. 23 - Ham?? & Ep. 24 - Day Bank, but don't fear we're back to normal (whatever that is) next week!
The galaxy was our oyster on this episode, that's why we spent it bossing around the royals and picking on uncomfortable super villains! We also face our harsh critics head on but for whatever reason Jerry still ends up being the lead scientist on Krypton.
Unfortunately we uncover a pending lawsuit between our favorite brothers and the state of Pennsylvania. At least one thing is pretty straightforward once you know and that is if Taylor Swift sees her shadow, Punxsutawney Phyllis will get seven more years of life!!!
When they unearthed the 4000 year old board game they hadn't thought of witches. At least Kyle thought of everything when coming up with his plan to become fast friends with Conan O'Brien. I don't know what those things have to do with each other but they are for sure talked about on this week's episode!
Dream or nightmare? Aspiration or terror? That's for you to decide! However we have decided some things for you on this week's episode. First being JK Simmons is the older brother that punches the bully and second Aunt May dropped his hand!
Boy you DUMB! What, you don't know what that means? Well find out that and why everything that took place after the 90's was a mistake on this week's Passive Aggression!
2021 might have been a state of tears but at least in 2022 the show ain't getting better and frankly my dear we don't give a damn. If that wasn't an ancient enough sentence for you, for whatever reason we talk a lot about Dom DeLuise this week. Just to prove that we're back at our usual shenanigans!
Sweet brother Andy went down to chomp town, Ice is out there being and the big man don't pay! That sentence Shirley can mean only one thing…. Passive Aggression is back with more hot narbage, aka narwhal poop!
We're going to take another week off to hold our family tight over the holidays. We did put together a best of episodes 20 through 22, which happens to be our 2020 Halloween eps. So perfect listening at Christmas right?? Anyway please enjoy this Rewind, the holiday season and remember we love you!
Hey gang we're talking a couple of weeks off while we grieve a devastating loss in our family. This Midwestern Rewind contains the best of episodes 17 through 19, so please enjoy and we'll be back in the new year!
If there were anyone who is qualified to speak on behalf of Wakanda it's not Passive Aggression. Especially because we'd probably say something embarrassing like "I wanna wear Spider-Man like an Edger suit!" Whoops….
I am Mosquit-X, look at my proboscis! That sentence made me sound like Lex Looser…. he gets around! Should we put this episode description in our pocket?? Probably so, welp there's always next time!
When you gotta a little rumbly in your tumbly crack open a can of spam! Does that ring Adele? Either way this week on Passive Aggression Foedele serenades our new found love!
On Kyle's weekly calls with Kirsten we finally get to the bottom of Ariana Dumbledore and the true story of what happened. Also Peter Pettigrew's pervy proclivities are publicized and Kyle is not a fighty boy, he just plays one on DnD!
As we all know Doc Warner always gets the big reveal! In this case it's Kyle and Jess finally paying off those taboo topics they've promised from day one. After this episode it will be clear one thing's for sure, they don't know Ted from Adam!
Benson vs Dunham: the battle of the Olivias, the life and lies of Christopher Plummer and sponsoring America's favorite podcast wizard Justin McElroy in a real life Hunger Games! That and more on the newest 2021 a Look Back At Speed edition of Passive Aggression!
What's hiding in the dark?? Who knows but when it inevitably comes for you, try hotdogs…. It works for horses! Also watch out for the Sphinx at the end of Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze!
