Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!
This week on Passive Aggression 360 we're ask the question on everyone's mind. Does Anderson Cooper wear comfies when he's at home with Cooper Cooper?? Also Rivers are fun but lakes get it done. Oh no, I almost put together a coherent episode description for once. Maybe next week!
We've done it. We cracked the code! 90's PSAs are the direct cause of Millennial's anxiety. After this one you'll wish our gusher holes were full with little dribblets of goosh! Oh and have you thought of "The Game" lately?
Come on in, kick off your shoes and show your nasty ganglies. We're going to force Luke Skywalker to Mrs Doubtfire this dinner party! The holiest damn cracker I ever had is on the menu, so for the love of Thanos will someone wash Voldemort's feet?
Coming from the son of a bus driver that is admittedly ugly all day, we should've put the bunny back in the box. At least we're about to get out of prison, we're about to meet our daddy and we're about to release this episode all on July FOURTEENTH….Whoops!
Hear ye, hear ye, I took the zebra right up from under her feetsies! On this episode of Passive Aggression we're proud to introduce Frederick Gillepski and Hans Gruber. Now they must fight to the death. Who will win? Find out on our 69th episode! Haha 69, get it?
If you were to get into a pinch, who would you call? We're in-between Justin Evans and the whole gang from Ghostbusters! That and more from the local jokel from your friendly yokel….oh and know your angles people!
We decided to take the week off to enjoy a long Labor Day weekend, so we’ve put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 14 through 16 and we'll be back next week with more buffoonery!
If you enjoy having James Earl Jones sing to you about 90's fashion, then you'll love to know dark wings deliver dark words but do you know who Harry Potter is? Reading that would you believe if I told you that we talked about time travel this week? Yeah…. me neither!
In a world where everything happened just 2 years ago, Covid lead to I Am Legend, Katey Segal starred as The House and Zune ruled over iPod. If only our DeLorean could Tokyo Drift then we'd get Dolly Parton and Elvira together at last!
The reason all of you listen to this podcast has finally become apparent…. The free Britney breaking news comes seeping out of the Passhole! We also play phone games on the air and mention The Avengers, Disney Princesses and Star Wars! Enjoy, I guess….
On this episode of Passive Aggression we discuss submarine physics, the truth about camel's humps, having more Josh Duhamels than anyone knows what to do with, Fergie's horcruxes and somehow SVU comes up…. Oh well!
We're stuck in a simulation of a simulation, playing a simulation. At least within one of those simulations we find out the truth about rainbows…. Goat farts!
Well it's that time of every 4 years…. it's the 2020 Olympics watch y'all! And the answer to the question everyone is asking, you gotta worship the moon gods if you're going to surf. Whoops looks like we're drunk on Thai Pie…. Oh well, enjoy this episode of Passive Aggression anyway!
Once upon a time, there was a farm and on that farm the sun is totally a Kyle. On Passive Aggression this week we couldn't quite answer the hard hitting question of, what came first the beetle or the Rita but we are offering a new service! Google Your Fears with Kyle and Jess, now only $19.99 a week!
Awonkawho?? Awonkado!!! We might have officially lost it in this round of "rapid" fire questions. Chris Meloni, call us if you wanna get ice cream some time!
You're right, you're right we hate Brit’s father. We need Barack to pull some strings with Joe to free Britney! We also talk about bugs, dinosaurs, dino nuggets, elephants, the royals and for whatever reason Blue's Clues. We completely T-Rex this week on Passive Aggression!
Vacation is all we ever wanted, so we're taking one! Enjoy Midwestern Rewind part 3 ya'll!!!
We're heavy on the Aggression, with no need for the Passive this week. We finally earn our show name as we take on movie critics and their lugubrious opinions about Steven Spielberg's Hook!
Josiah witnessed in horror as his friend was viciously attacked by King Triton's henchwhale. Lucky the whale changed its mind before going old testament on poor Mike Lobstahmen. If you take away any knowledge from our whale tales today it should be this, crabs don't sing!
It feels like it's been 525,600 minutes since we last did it but it's the second installment of 2021 a Look Back at Speed: Gangs of New York edition! So join us on our Happy Birthday march as we ask the hard hitting question, what are we still doing here?!
Because of Memorial Day weekend, we put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 6 through 10 and we'll be back next week with more silliness!
We have more dandelion talk than grass seed is possible. Other than that sentence making zero sense we also get into 90's public access TV and other superstitions. Welp, I did it again with crazy sentences! Just listen as we rename children's favorite fluffy weeds this week on Passive Aggression!
We here at Passive Aggression had an "apple falling on the head moment" and decided to deep dive into our shower thoughts. But the only thing we managed to uncover was the truth about Cedric Diggory's resentment towards Harry Potter!
We have our hobo sacks packed and a prepared act. No matter how many Spaghetti O's get spilled we cannot deny, we got those circus eyes! This week on Passive Aggression we try and fail to create our own special commune but find the circus to be much more appealing!
We devised the perfect plan to alienate donut lovers, DC comics, The Matrix fans and nasty ketchup consumers all in one podcast episode! But we still couldn't answer the question on Mariska and Kyle's mind…. who am sasquatch??
The perfect date would have to be catching a Corey Taylor Swift concert before Prince purifies your body in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. He would then let you air dry on the back of his motorcycle, on the way back to Paisley Park. The evening would then conclude with ping pong and Prince cakes. That date is almost better than April 25th!
This week our names have been put into the Goblet of Fire but no matter how Dumbledore asks us we didn't do it! Why always the toad of surprise that we're once again talking about Harry Potter on Passive Aggression?!
A bus expanding in poor Burt's small intestines, a cover up and a big button that isn't to be pushed….until it was! All this and more narrated by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman, streaming this summer on….nextficks! If that sounds like your thing you might be our doppelbrainer, so join us while we put on our doctor hats and talk Myspace this week on Passive Aggression!
Dicky Stabler tried to pull a fast one and wore a beard, Dan Connor is hitting on Gemma Teller, Ted Bundy sends the Pritchetts into witness protection but at least Gibbs got that Dolly dose! All that and other nonsense this week as we celebrate Chris Meloni's return to SVU!
Carlton tried his best to report the breaking news regarding Zebragate 2021, but Barbara ruined his news anchor bit. This week on Passive Aggression we learn that when you mess with Dick Wolf he bites, leaving us no choice but to send this one back!
