Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!
Confessions were made, shock was experienced, elephant crimes were committed but most of all teachers are buck wild! This week on Passive Aggression we're pretty sure we've got a duplicate question and we are for sure going to need a bigger door!
If Kyle had more supportive friends when he caught the invention bug he'd be moving on up to that space apartment in the sky! Instead he has a podcast where he talks about million dollar ideas, new amusement parks on the moon and for some reason the Backstreet Boys. That is of course until his wife reveals her true identity….
Unfortunately last Wednesday we said goodbye to our dog, Harper. We are both heart broken and couldn't find the funny this week. Our intent isn't to bum everyone out but to entertain so we put together a best of from Intro Passive Aggression through Ep. 5. Hope you enjoy this look back and we're hoping to be back to the usual next week!
The biggest conspiracy theory is whether or not our Harry Potter spoiler whoopsie was on purpose…. We'll never tell! One thing is for sure this episode dabbles with the taboo we've always promised and our dark humor is front and center. So be warned because we touch on serial killers, assassinations and nazis hiding in the Denver airport this week on Passive Aggression!
Breaking news: the zombie apocalypse has broken out, to nobody's shock in Florida. Problem is Captain Barbados is stranded in the Dominican Republic and we want to be players but our box truck ain't fly, we need to find Xzibit and hit him up, so he can pimp our ride! Kyle and Jess create the greatest zombie killing vehicle there ever was, this week on Passive Aggression.
In a world where a werewolf trapped in a phoenix's body can court a mothman living in a vampire's husk you'll find Kyle and Jess in the market for more mythical pets! This week modern fairy tales, cancelled Princes and genie wishes on Passive Aggression!
Dick Wolf is on blast for the second week in a row and Kyle still hasn't received the Easter dress he always wanted! Speaking of British kids, they don't wear knickers until they are a proper age. Also run away from the demons until you're in the safety zone…. everyone knows that! All that (whatever that is) and more this week on Passive Aggression!
Olivia Benson and Whoopi Goldberg can't be distracted by two shirtless hunks during their pottery class but that's more than Kyle can say! Hope y'all watch Law & Order SVU as much as Jess because the adventure we'd like to go on is Mariska Hargitay's flatulence!
The questions are hot button, they're dated & yet they've been on everyone's mind…. Does Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever get his life together? Does he follow in his father's footsteps, finally becoming a litigator after receiving his BA & AA? How many movies can Kyle & Jess string along in their ramblings? This week on Passive Aggression the first ever edition of 2021….a look back at Speed!
When you shrink into a Kevin with the knowledge you could've been in Dave, it can leave you with nothing left to do but a classic Kevin and Dave mess around! Thankfully we're not stuck in our little yellow tic tac friend's bodies because when the toddlers inevitably attack, we're going to need to stock up on HP baby!
We live in a killing curse free zone even if one of us is a Death Eater and the other an Order of the Phoenix member. But we're really put to the test when the age old Twizzler vs Red Vine argument surfaces once again. The house elves better get our Dunkies order right or they're gonna get it wrong, this week on Passive Aggression!
We're gonna need a bigger tub because we are not the Outback look at hot button, taboo and dated topics. This week on Passive Aggression we reflect on 2020, as if one wanted to remember such a year. Help us party like it's 1999 with our Purple Dad on this New Years celebration!
Traffic out there is crazy folks a backup of giraffes has begun to bottleneck at the 35E underpass. Hopefully y'all know how to fly to avoid this mess. Stay tuned though we just got breaking news…. Jess is into TSwift. This week on Passive Aggression whether or not you'd rather hear fake news reports or have spaghetti hair, just remember one thing. Don't kiss sleeping people!
No amount of 90's sitcom mouth noises will throw us from the Tim Allen scent. We're on to you and the heinous acts you've committed against poor Wilson…. this is our Christmas episode!
2020 may have been brought to us by Joffrey Baratheon but there is light at the end of the catacomb. The newest season of Gilbert Girls is going to drop this holiday season. Join your favorite mall rats on their mall excursion and swimming in the sea of Cattrall but please no diving!
In a post-apocalyptic world one lucky highschool will win the lottery but the prize is one night of battle royale. The crimes committed at Prom Fight could only be solved by the best of detectives. Or in this case an incorporeal ghost pathologist named Doc Warner!
From the ashes of confusing Dr Quinn Medicine Woman & Xena Warrior Princess a new superhero emerges! Or maybe she's a super villain in hiding, as her first order of business was taking on "famed" super duo Ass-man & Butt-boy. Dr. Jess Healing Mage tries to run & kick & jump & fart beloved Butt-boy into revealing his true identity this week on Passive Aggression!
What do Bill Pullman, Kanye West and Turkey dinner have in common?? We don't know either but we manage to cover all three this week on Passive Aggression!
Throw on your best tie-dye shirt, some JNCOs and jump in the DeLorean with us because we're discussing time travel this week on Passive Aggression!
Once upon a time Kyle was a big Kyle. The Tim's of the world sipped their code red watching as no Monster or dry wall would be safe. But after a short gestation period Kyle emerged to be a woke Carlos. Besides whatever that just was, this week your hosts try to tac on some extra days and wrap their heads around teleportation in the Harry Potter universe!
Hard hitting hoagie heart-to-hearts, the revenge of Donna, parent's patronage to SeaWorld and everyone's favorite twin actors make for the topics of conversation! Join us this week on Passive Aggression as we navigate our cold cut dilemma….
We know what we know when it comes to the lack of witches in Germany! This week for the last Halloween episode of 2020 we deep dive into witches. So come dance with us in the streets of France!
Another installment of K-Dub the 6 year old pimp, unfortunately it ends with all his ‘tutes being put to the stake in Minnesota's very own Salam witch trials. Jess professes her love for another Chris, now Meloni is just not that into her. Oh and there's some costume talk as well, because it's the third addition to the Halloween extravaganza!
Are we even real or are we just the projection of some misunderstood boy? Richard Belzer wove a tapestry so rich it left Jess and Kyle with their own existential crisis. Your favorite hags continue the Halloween talk as they cover all the masked murdered and villainous slow walkers Hollywood could think up!
Multiple long nights of research have been spent reading Max Brooks material but we're happy to announce the new zombie apocalypse survival manual. Look for the Zombie Playbook in local stores or better yet take the risk that these two chuckle heads don't scare the bajeebers out of you as they spit spooky nonsense about various nightmare creatures on this week's episode of Passive Aggression!
Taking on a fictional game proves tough for your Passive Aggressive hosts. This week Kyle reminisces about their time spent together in the Hunger Games while Jess almost gets gassed out of the studio. We also break down our preparation in order to play Jumanji, go up against a zombie horde and once and for all defeat the invasion of aliens.
It's an anniversary special y'all! Join us as we recall fun times and stories from that fateful day six years ago. You may even pick up some unsolicited advise from two schlubs who are still learning day to day about this thing called mawwiage!
We finally discovered our in with Meloni and Hargitay! And all we need is Jurassic Park to be real. By now it probably comes to no shock that this week we discuss the famed dino park and SVU....again!
Join us in Aunt Jess' corner where we talk about nark dogs, reality shows and mending socks. We're drunk on Jersey Shore and don't know what to do, come save us!
We didn't start the fire....just Kyle did! Kyle dreams of new found riches but Jess only wigs herself out. We're talking dreams while on vacation in Duluth! So sit back, relax and excuse Kyle's "sexy" voice.
