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Attack of the Final Girls

Juliet & Theresashows.acast.com

Join hosts and friends Juliet and Theresa as they analyze new and classic horror films: the good, the bad and the bizarre. We'll talk about the moments that resonate, the things that fall short, and how we see ourselves reflected in film (or not). 💜👻🎃


Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Reccords)

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Episodes

Our Favorite Ten and Then Some: The Best Horror Films of 2022

Juliet and Theresa ring in the new year by discussing some of their favorite horror films of the previous year...in no particular order, of course! Content warnings: brief mentions of suicide, child abuse and child sexual abuse Support us on Patreon! Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 02, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 30

A Very Merry Garbage Day (Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - 1987)

Why watch the original film when it's all literally in the sequel? Juliet and Theresa take on a holiday horror classic and a seminal horror sequel with Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 and talk about Ricky's over the top swagger, the lack of child psychologists in the franchise thus far, and their mutual aversion to polo shirts. Content warnings: brief mentions of sexual assault Support us on Patreon! Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Dec 19, 202240 minEp. 29

What Would Vampires Do? (Nosferatu - 1922)

The original vampire film turns 100! Join Juliet and Theresa in celebrating and examining Nosferatu, the joys of silent cinema and gay vampires...lots of gay vampires. Content warnings: none for this episode Support us on Patreon! Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 05, 20221 hrEp. 28

Hot Take: I Get the Concept of That Scallop (The Menu - 2022)

The Menu is a new horror satire film that takes on the class politics of fine dining and working in the service industry in general. In a new feature called Hot Takes, Juliet and Theresa give you their quick impressions on this movie less than 24 hours after seeing it in the theater. For future Hot Takes episodes, support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/attackofthefinalgirls Content warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hos...

Nov 26, 202225 min

Heredi-terrified (Hereditary - 2018)

In honor of the podcast's one year anniversary Juliet and Theresa decided to celebrate by diving into one of modern horror's more emotionally heavy offerings: Ari Aster's 2018 film Hereditary. Luckily this film allows them to once again talk about some their favorite topics: issues of identity in cinema, greek mythology, and why you probably shouldn't conduct a seance. Content warnings: mental illness and mental health, suicide, brief mentions of pregnancy loss Additional reading/listening: "Let...

Nov 21, 20221 hrEp. 27

60 Percent More Opinions for Free (Mandy - 2018)

Will this be the first time a second watch for Juliet and Theresa is a charm? Join them as they reexamine 2018 film Mandy and talk about Nicholas Cage, whether femme folks get to have vengeance, and drugs as a main character of a film. Content Warnings: addiction, sexual assault Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 07, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 26

Goth Girls Throw the Best Parties (Night of the Demons - 1988)

Happy Halloween! In this bonus episode Juliet and Theresa talk about the 1988 classic, set at a Halloween party of course, Night of the Demons. They discuss the 80s horror archetypes, the problematic Indian burial ground trope, and take several diversions including one about the joy of movie theaters. Content Warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 31, 202251 min

Paving the Way for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (Idle Hands - 1999)

Idle Hands is a quintessential late 90s horror comedy. Join Juliet and Theresa as they revisit 1999 and talk about the precursor to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope, the evolution of stoner culture, and the unfortunate timing of this movie's release. Content Warnings: a brief mention of suicide; a long conversation on Columbine that touches on mass/school shootings in modern America Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Oct 24, 20221 hrEp. 25

Enjoy These Finger Sandwiches...AND Scene! (Dracula's Daughter - 1936)

Dracula's Daughter is a horror sequel that's increasingly getting its flowers for featuring an iconic queer character. Juliet and Theresa discuss this 1936 Universal film and its titular character, the impracticality of ties, and more. Articles mentioned in this episode include: DRACULA’S DAUGHTER and Lesbian Erasure by BJ Colangelo (via Shudder's Blog): https://www.shudder.com/blog/draculas-daughter-and-lesbian-erasure [Pride 2021] Reclaiming the Countess: Dracula's Daughter at 85 by Abiga...

Oct 10, 202259 minEp. 24

A Cautionary Tale About Boundaries (Hellraiser - 1987)

With a new reimagining about to be released on streaming, it's the perfect time to revisit the original 1987 version of Hellraiser. Juliet and Theresa dive into the wild world of Clive Barker and talk about 1980s glam fashion, the evil stepmother trope, fingers, and more. Content Warnings: a brief mention of nonconsensual sex Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 26, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 23

Trickle Down Anxiety (C.H.U.D. - 1984)

Based on it's name alone, C.H.U.D. often gets mischaracterized as a mindless creature feature, but there's a lot going on just beneath the surface (see what we did there?). Juliet and Theresa talk about all of the unexpected things they noticed in this cult classic alongside class politics, Reaganomics, and unlikely feminists. Content Warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 12, 202259 minEp. 22

A Midwestern Fall Aesthetic (It Follows - 2014)

Directed by David Robert Mitchell, 2014 film It Follows is celebrated for being a unique take on supernatural horror. In this episode Juliet and Theresa rewatch a favorite and talk about midwestern weather patterns, the motivations of a supernatural entity that will follow you to the end of the earth, and that fabulous clamshell e-reader. Content Warnings: rape and nonconsensual sex, incest, brief mentions of self-harm and depression Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend R...

Aug 29, 20221 hrEp. 21

Adam Driver Doesn't Have Cop Hair (The Dead Don't Die - 2019)

Jim Jarmusch's 2019 horror comedy seemingly had all of the right ingredients including a stellar ensemble cast, but neither Juliet nor Theresa loved it when they first saw it in the theater. Now they're giving it a second chance. Join them for a conversation about the pros and cons of ensemble casts, breaking the fourth wall, and Sturgill Simpson. Content Warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Aug 15, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 20

Psychosexual Blappity Blah (Possession - 1981)

Andrzej Żuławski's 1981 film Possession has everything that Juliet and Theresa didn't expect: doppelgängers, tentacles, spies, but not so much demonic possession. Join them in grappling with an intense movie that's got a lot going on. Content Warnings: mental illness; child abuse and neglect; pregnancy and miscarriage; brief mentions of suicidal thoughts and cutting Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 01, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 19

The Butterfly Effect of Sh!ttiness (Us - 2019)

Jordan Peele's Us is a film that's yielded thousands of theories about its meaning so of course Juliet and Theresa had to dive in. They talk about class, Classics, Imposter Syndrome and doppelgängers as a plot device. **In this episode we talk about a couple of awesome things that you should engage with further: -- Let's Talk About Myths Baby's episode on scream queens of Greek myth: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/conversations-do-you-like-scary-movies-scream-queens/id1264449047?i=1000539...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 18

Chaos of the Apostles (Midnight Mass episode 7)

Juliet and Theresa have reached the epic conclusion of Midnight Mass. In addition to discussing their overall impressions of the series, they talk about the final episode including whether the angel is an angel, Bev's astrology sign, and what makes a miracle. Content Warnings: mental illness and suicidal ideation, alcoholism and addiction Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 10, 20221 hr 3 min

Capitalism Wants You to be Cannon Fodder (The Purge: Election Year - 2016)

Just in time for July 4th, Juliet and Theresa watch the third installment of The Purge franchise, The Purge: Election Year and talk about horror and politics, capitalism and how they'd survive a purge (or a zombie apocalypse). **Note: we recorded this episode prior to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade so although we talk a lot about inequality in American society, we don't directly talk about the Dobbs ruling. However, we remain shaken by this announcement and even more firm i...

Jul 04, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 17

Exploding Blood = Horror Context (Midnight Mass episode 6)

Easter Vigil is upon Crockett Island, many plans are about to unfold, and, as Juliet and Theresa like to say, chaos ensues. Join them for a discussion of the penultimate episode of Midnight Mass which includes exploding blood, the evolution of Riley's parents as characters, and the return of everyone's favorite angel. Content Warnings: mental illness and suicidal ideation, alcoholism and addiction, pregnancy loss and miscarriage Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Record...

Jun 26, 202246 min

Where Did That Butcher Knife Come From? (The Perfection - 2018)

Netflix movie The Perfection is not at all what it seems. Juliet and Theresa navigate the twists and turns and along the way talk about competition, gaslighting, and the best horror films about music. Content Warnings: rape and sexual assault, child abuse, childhood sexual assault Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 20, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 16

You're Not on the Shortlist (Midnight Mass episode 5)

As we find out Riley's fate after last episode's cliffhanger, Juliet and Theresa discuss who gets priority when it come to miracles and the missing, whether they'd join Father Paul's army of God and more. Content Warnings: mental illness and suicidal ideation, alcoholism and addiction Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 12, 20221 hr 2 min

Not a Chainsaw in Sight (X- 2022)

Ti West's 2022 film X is a slasher set in West Texas so plenty of assumptions were made ahead of its release. Juliet and Theresa discuss themes of aging and bodily autonomy, the joys of Fleetwood Mac and what's hiding in the infamous backroom of the video rental store. Content Warnings: rape and sexual assault Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 06, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 15

Three Kids in a Trench Coat (Midnight Mass episode 4)

Juliet and Theresa are halfway through Midnight Mass! In their discussion of episode 4 of the show they talk about the nature of miracles, why you should probably shut your front door if you're harboring secrets and who Dr. Sarah's father might be. Content Warnings: pregnancy loss, mental illness and suicidal ideation, alcoholism and addiction Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 29, 202251 min

Do You Even Know His Last Name? (Fresh - 2022)

Juliet and Theresa are joined by Dara of What Would Dara Watch for a discussion about Hulu horror film Fresh. The many complications and red flags of modern dating abound, alongside the eternal question of whether you'd eat human meat. Check out Dara's podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-would-dara-watch/id1497746010 Content Warnings: cannibalism, kidnapping/imprisonment, brief mentions of suicide Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted o...

May 23, 20221 hr 13 minEp. 14

The One Where Everything Happens (Midnight Mass episode 3)

A lot happens in the third episode of Midnight Mass and Juliet and Theresa's discussion gets into it all - the nature of wisdom and forgiveness, Bev Keane as the epitome of white lady tears, and a brief diversion into Jesus Christ Superstar. Content Warnings: alcoholism and addiction Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 15, 202254 min

Giallo For Beginners (The Red Queen Kills Seven Times - 1972)

Juliet and Theresa watch 1972 Italian film The Red Queen Kills Seven Times...for the first time! Join them to talk about the Giallo subgenre of horror, the many ways fashion plays a role in the plot, Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart and more. **Note: we recorded this episode in late April, prior to the Supreme Court leak so you won't hear mention of it during our conversation about women's autonomy over their healthcare (or lack thereof). If, like us, you're concerned about the increasi...

May 09, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 13

I Love You, But I Can't Stand You Right Now (Midnight Mass episode 2)

In our second bonus, Juliet and Theresa dive into episode two of Midnight Mass including the communities of choice or circumstance of our main characters, all about Bev...and what the heck is a psalm? Content Warnings: addiction, poverty Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 01, 202252 min

Let's Put the Past Behind Us and Go on Vacation...Without Ghostface (Scream - 2022)

At long last, Juliet and Theresa discuss Scream 2022...aka Scream 5...aka Scream. Join them for a conversation about growing up with the Scream franchise, sexual agency, toxic fandom and more. Content Warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 25, 20221 hr 14 minEp. 12

Catholic Deep Cuts (Midnight Mass episode 1)

Normally our focus is on movies, but as a bonus, we're diving into some horror television. Join Juliet and Theresa for an episode by episode discussion of Mike Flanagan's 2021 Netflix series Midnight Mass. Content Warnings: addiction, poverty, Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 17, 202233 min

Magic and the Internet Don't Mix (We Need to Do Something - 2021)

We Need to Something has a lot going on for a movie that by and large takes place in a bathroom...that may or may not be an allegory for purgatory. Juliet and Theresa discuss the pitfalls of being trapped with family (no matter the existential plane), why you really really shouldn't perform spells you found on the internet, and snakes...lots of talk about snakes. Content Warnings: addiction/alcoholism, self harm, abuse Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted ...

Apr 11, 202258 minEp. 11

It Should Have Been Witches (The Cursed - 2021)

Formerly named Eight for Silver, The Cursed is a movie Juliet and Theresa had high hopes for. Join them as they talk about whether the movie lived up to their expectations, the pitfalls of atmospheric historical fiction, and having a movie spoiled by the concession worker. Content Warnings: none for this episode Theme music: "Book of Shadows" by Houseghost (Rad Girlfriend Records) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 28, 202258 minEp. 10