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Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawsonathleticomince.com
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer

Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 24, 202041 min

Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke

A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019) Join Club Parsnips: https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 02, 202029 min

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 29, 20201 hr 10 min

Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 21, 202034 min

The McClaren Collection Vol. 1

Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 08, 20201 hr 7 min

Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life

A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 01, 202032 min

Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation

Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 24, 202042 min

Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys

Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 27, 202031 min

Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage

Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 202032 min

Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 202031 min

Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 07, 202028 min

The Scottish Collection Vol. 1

Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 01, 20201 hr 9 min

Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics

A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage. (Thanks to Club Parsnips members for agreeing to let us make this one 'public' early during the Covid-19 crisis) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 29, 202036 min

Ep. 103 - Night Remorse

Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 202041 min

Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps

We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 09, 202035 min

The Alderman Collection Vol. 1

A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 07, 202058 min

Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs

Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 29, 202031 min

Ep. 101 - British Fight

A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 22, 202036 min

The South Africa Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 202047 min

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 20201 hr 19 min

Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 202033 min

Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit

Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 09, 202038 min

Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1

Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 31, 201937 min

Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2

Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 24, 201927 min

Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1

Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 201929 min

Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing

Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 25, 201939 min

Ep. 94 - The 100

Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 08, 201935 min

Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle

We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 25, 201934 min

Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview

Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 201945 min

Ep. 92 - Just Hooves

Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 07, 201936 min