Sterling K. Brown

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert. I'm Dak Shepherd and I'm joined by Lily Padman. Hi. Hello. Um warning to the listeners and the viewers today. Puts bring some extra slacks. It's getting smoky. Oh my God. Sterling K. Brown. Woo! My goodness. He is an award-winning actor. Uh this is us, Paradise, American fiction, waves, Washington Black. And uh thank goodness we have season two of Paradise. Are out today. First three episodes are out today on Hulu. What a show. I've watched

Several. It's phenomenal again. What a great show. It is. He is fantastic. He's uh uh he is fantastic. Please enjoy Sterling K. Brown.

It's so happy to have you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Welcome. Did you self-drive? How long have you been this gorgeous? Because you played football in high school. First of all, I love the research you guys do. And I love how seemingly 'Cause you know, you played high school football and I was like, Yeah, yeah, I know. At St. Louis Country Day, Marion and That's right. Let's go. Bring in the chair, baby. I play football from sixth grade through high school. What position?

Fullback and inside linebacker. I like to hit people. Okay, so yeah, so you needed some size and you've been in a weight room since you were a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Been in a weight room since I was a kid. But it was also born out of I remember one time playing basketball when I was in like sixth or seventh grade and we had to go shirts or skins and I wasn't comfortable being skins. And I said to myself, I'm never gonna put myself in that position again. And how yeah, how old were you?

Twelve, y'all. Everybody at school wanted to be ripped. Like it was an all due testosterone filled environment. In the weight room, it said the same dedication that builds a strong mind is the same dedication that builds a strong body. So it was a school full of nerds who were also jocked. Who are also art geeks. There's no stigma put on one thing because everybody was encouraged to do everything. Yeah, this sounds like a dreamy school. It was all.

It changed my life because my mom was actually a school teacher at the school in my school district. Arlene, how do I say her name? Arlene. by Lurleen Bank. who had a third grade education and she's like, I'm gonna spell it the way it sounds in my head. So she's like, I know there's an R in there. So it's gonna be Ara Lean. A R A L E S That's grandma. Yeah, yeah. That's my grandma. So she taught at Leduce School District.

And everybody in my neighborhood went to Leduce School. And then my mom pulled me out of the public school system to put me in Country Day in my C D S. And a lot of my friends from my neighborhood was like, What you think you're better than the Nas? You think you're something like that? I'm like, No, no, no, bruh. My mom saw.

That with young black men, they were being tracked towards the lowest common denominator. They weren't being encouraged to make the most of whatever potential they had at their disposal. And she's like, I want you to maximize. Whatever it is that God has given you. So she put me in this environment, and I resisted it at first, but after a year of resistance. It was like joy. I was a student council president. I was a geek for acting. I did football, basketball, track.

I did community service. I got to be every facet of my That's rap. People ask me like, Oh, did you do theater in your school? I'm like, No, you were killed if you did theater. It was too dangerous. That's what my friends would say. So what you gonna walk around and talk

something? I was like, there's more than just tights, homie. There's all kinds of things. Turn on the TV. Nobody's in tight. They were still friends with you, they just like ribbed you, or were they like, we can't be around you? Some friendship melted because you're like, oh

These people who I cared about and grew up with or whatnot have something that they're dealing with that they're placing on me. Yes. Yep. Yep. So I'm like, I'm not gonna carry too much. My next door neighbor and I both wound up going to Stanford.

She was a basketball player and now she I think she coaches at Berkeley, Sharman Smith. And the guy on the other side of me wound up playing Division I basketball. And so when other people in the neighborhood will be like, Sterling Kelby think you're better than people, they're like, leave Kelby alone. Yeah. Like Kelby's doing his thing. You know what I'm saying? Like don't sweat it, so

I think people were both sides. Like some people were crabs in a barrel wanna pull you down, but other people like, yo, this young man is trying to make something of himself and is maximizing opportunities. So there was encouragement as well. Parents were always like,

How you doing, young man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You doing good? It's good to see you out here. You wanna come by the house and hang out for a little bit? Parents loved you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk to my son. Exactly. All that is that how I say it? Yes. Yeah, okay.

Ton of 8,000. So I see if there's a teleprompter around here, so look at this. I got an ear wig in. I love this shit. But Olivet, it's small. It's 8,000 people. It's a suburb of St. Louis. What is the vibe in Olivet? What's the demography like? Black And Jewish, I would say. It was a golf course. My high school football coach told me this about my neighborhood. He's like, you know, your neighborhood was a golf course. And then They cleared the golf course, they made residential neighborhoods.

And it was a lot of Jewish families that moved in because it was lower income housing in a great school district. The Leduce School District was very good. Yeah. And then as a lot of the Jewish families aged up The older people, the parents stayed, the kids moved out, but then a lot of black families moved in. Yes. So you had a lot of older Jewish people and a lot of young black families in this neighborhood together. I remember a substitute teacher, Mrs. Weebleman.

Lived right down the street from me. My first crush was Elizabeth Shervitz. Ah, mine was of Elizabeth too, Betsy. My first crush. Yeah. Yeah, Elizabeth Shervitz, not black. Shervitz. Either Shervitz gave it away. But then it was the Browns and the Scots and the Smiths and the Herds.

And it was this wonderful place to grow up where you rode your bikes everywhere. It felt like stranger things. We'd have these full neighborhood water gun fights where you have the super soakers just like blasting people. It was awesome. Yeah. I loved it. You're one of five. I don't know your order, but if you got sterling, were you the first? Are you the oldest? I am my dad's only child.

Interesting. So moms was married before to Arthur Slaughter, and she had three kids. Fierce last name. Slaughter. Slaughter's good. My brother and sister are Armin Slaughter and Angela Slaughter. Their oldest brother who passed away'cause he had a child born illness. His name was Anthony. So Arlene, Arthur, Anthony, Armin, and Angela. Oh wow. Then moms got divorced from Arthur.

was five years single, married Sterling Brown Junior, and I am Sterling Brown Junior's only son. Then my mom adopted two more kids when I started grad school. So I was twenty two.

When my little brother Robert, and then two years later my little sister Ariel came and torn. Did she get them through the church? How did she come upon this is interesting. My Aunt Vera is the collector of things in our family. She brings home pets. She was a foster parent and she brings home kids. But my aunt also was battling her own substance abuse things at that time. So she would bring home pets or whatnot to take care of and then be like,

Here, Billy, that's her sister. Why don't you hold on to this? And now that becomes Billy's pet. Right, right, right. This is true. She was a conduit. A conduit. Yeah, yeah. Robert became Arlene, I gotta go do something real quick. Two weeks later. And then you call the social worker and let them know that the child is here. And so she just became the foster parent. The birth mother had another child. The birth mother actually had twins.

But the birth mother was a substance abuser. My other twin sister, Avery, suffered crib death, right? When she was within the first couple of months. And then Ariel survived. So Ariel and Robert. Arlene's been through it. Arlene Brown currently lives with ALS. Oh my gosh. Has been living with it for about eight years, since twenty eighteen. And she is An exercise in grace under the most extraordinary circumstances. We can't talk anymore because she can't verbalize.

But she can react and smile and say, Mom, look at the clock if you like this or look this way if you want that or whatnot. But like it reminds me as I go through I just tore my Achilles. Oh. Sucks boss. Yeah, that's the worst. No, ALS is the good leg injuries. But it is, it is one of those times when I'm ready to throw myself a bit of a pity party. I think about how my mom has moved through

this extraordinary set of circumstances and still has a level of calm and peace and acceptance of what's happening in their life. Do you find though I will say so I've got a friend right now that's It's going down really fast and hard with ALS. I'm sorry. But I'm kinda built for this.

I go over there and it's like I can fucking monologue. I can let it rip and tell about twenty-five stories. Sure. And I see some smiling and some laughing. And I'm You live for it. Yeah, I'm kind of built for this. I live for it. Like anytime I get my mom when she laughs. Her musculature has a tough time stopping the lack.

starts crying it's a hard time to because like you don't have the muscle to like slow so sometimes I said mama don't laugh too hard yeah mama But Sterling the Second was in the army in Germany during Vietnam.

Fuck is going on. What did he do for a living when he got home? You're ten years with him. What did he do? This makes me happy. Nobody asked me about my daddy in New York. Stern Brown Jr. worked for Kroger stores. Okay. If you're from the South, you know where Kroger is. So he was a grocery clerk. He was the head of his union. And then ultimately it got

bought out by a local grocery store chain and he lost his job and within months lost his life. Oh my goodness. And it's one of those things where it reminds me often to not equate what I do with who I am. Because we have such cyclical employment, not you anymore'cause you got this podcast. There is this cyclical nature to what we do so that your level of worth can go like this if you allow your employment status to dictate

Who you are. Which you have virtually no control over. So you've anchored your identity to something that is up to other people. Completely and totally. It was a good lesson for me. To see because you saw his life spirit sort of go away. Wow. And just sort of stop trying. And he was only forty five when it all happened. What did he uh he had a heart attack with complications from sugar diabetes?

Didn't know he had diabetes. I love that black folks always say sugar diabetes. They never say diabetes. Always sugar diabetes. Or just the sugar. Oh, yeah, if I had another table. If you were a different kid, yeah, he had the sugar. Thanks for code switching for us and including diabetes. I mean, listen. Brown serves everybody. He had the sugar diabetes.

Or is that just no, that's a good idea. There's only sugar diabetes. There's only sugar diabetes. There's no salt diabetes. No savory diabetes. I knew he was young. And then when I hit forty five, I was like, Oh man, I'm just getting started. I feel like life has so much more in front of me. Here's the other interesting thing. My brother likes to tell me this all the time,'cause my brother's fourteen years older than me, which makes Armin

63 now. He'll turn 64. Brown's got 50 in a couple of months, right? He said, you know, no man in our family, on my mother's side or my dad's side. have lived past sixty-five. Black men have the lowest life expectancy in these United States, et cetera. Notorious for not going to the doctor, taking care of themselves. So I'm thankful to have a woman in my life by the name of Ryan Michelle Batha.

Who refuses to let me be dumb? Yep. You need to get that checked out. Like, ah, something hurts. Going back to high school football, I would look at my white friends. I was like, man, why you all black and blue, dude? What's that bruise? He's like, yeah, I don't know.

And they'd be like, are you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. Like something feels weird. I'm chilling. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I go to the doctor. I try to take care of myself. You check out the prostate, you know, prostate exams and all these sorts of things. Because I'm determined not to be a statistic.

Or just because something has been the case for everybody else doesn't mean that it has to be the case for everybody. You have a good stubbornness. I do have a good stubbornness. Yeah, it can be helpful sometimes. Absolutely. That sounds like the story of your whole life. Just don't place me in this box. I'm doing something else. Thank you, Lily Pat. I would

How close were you with your dad before he died? That's my dude. Yeah. You guys had a great relationship. Dude, the best. A lot of folks, our generation, that's not always the case. There can be some sort of distance or whatnot. Men function as providers primarily and not necessarily as nurturers. Mm-hmm. Not Sterling Brown, man. This dude

loved me unequivocally. Well look how fucking lovable you are, right? Well I appreciate that. But like he was that lovable too. Yeah, yeah. We would sit up Friday night and watch cinema. Like Friday after dark. Like don't tell your mama we watch T. Yeah. You're gonna see some titties. But we're not gonna talk about lots of titties. I feel like it's gone by the wayside.

Thank you for bringing it back. It's sweet. It is sweet. It's soft. It is soft. My father too. On my weekends with him. You can watch whatever the hell you want. And he would cry. Like we would watch Pritzy's Honor and he'd be freaked out because he thought Princey just got shot and all this type of stuff. And was he affectionate? He refused to have me not be affectionate. Yeah, I remember one time he's like, all right man, give your daddy a kiss because we would kiss.

And I go, okay, dad. I hit him with the cheek. I'm like, no. And so now I got a 10 and a 14-year-old. And I do the same thing. Aren't you so glad he made you? Especially now having lost him. I have a friend of mine whose dad passed away a couple of years ago, lived into his eighties, and he said to me, He goes, Dude, I had my dad my whole life

I have no idea what he thought about me. That would be tough. Yeah. I think the interesting thing is everybody's doing the best they know how to until they know how to do better. And it often takes us having kids sometimes in order to realize like, oh

He's just trying to figure this shit out. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a question for you. And I wanted to ask you and Bell this at one point in time. I find it to be the most interesting thing and I want to give the flip to it. The way that you guys have your children and share your family on social media, I have the utmost of respect for, right? In that we don't. And that you don't. Okay, great. I was talking to Belle one time and she was watching season one of Paradise.

And she FaceTimed me. And then I saw your daughters and I was like Like, oh my God. They're real. They're real. They have real faces and everything. It's amazing. My question to you is talk to me about the thought process in terms of their safety. their anonymity and how you reach that place.'Cause I have a very specific take. on it as well. First and foremost, I don't care what anyone does. I literally when I see other people, that's awesome. That's what they feel comfortable with.

My thing is number one is like safety. I don't want you to know what my daughters look like. You can see them on the sidewalk. You know a lot about me and them. You could act as if you know us. Hey, Delta, I just was with your dad. That could be tricky for an eight year old to navigate. someone who knows a lot about me easily or mom. Two

I've already put'em in this crazy position where when they go out to eat with their family, they're gonna watch their mom and dad take pictures with people. That's unfair in my opinion. But it came with a lot of great stuff, so I think it's a wash. But I don't want them to be famous. I want them to be

anonymous and make mistakes and not be in tabloids'cause they were at a nightclub and everyone knows them. Like I want them to be able to fuck up and be completely anonymous. Yeah, man. That's my goal. It's so funny. I must tell you this right now. Go ahead. I just left. I raced here from having talked to my daughter's fifth grade classroom. The teacher asked me, Miss Brown, to come in and talk about Malala because they're studying her and we interviewed her.

And I said, Okay, and she said, You know, you have an hour and a half. I said, Miss Brown, I gotta get out, dude. I name dropped you intentionally. Manipulatively, I said, okay, but I gotta get out at twelve because I'm interviewing Sterly Krog. Full name, Sterly K. Brown at twelve thirty. And she went. Oh, okay. Oh, you're interviewing Oh I said, Go ahead, let it rip, let it rip. I was on the phone with her.

She said, Well, I'm married. I'm married. And I said, But did you see Paradise? She said, I watched Paradise. And I said, And did you see the buns? And she said, I saw the buns. So I completely used you as my easiest excuse to get out of class.

But at any rate, one of the questions was, Do you let Delta be on the podcast? And I'm like, Yes, when it was audio only, she would. She would pop in and it was so fun and the listeners loved it and we loved it. I said, But once we went to video, I don't and I had weirdly just explained this to her whole class. Yeah, man. Anyways, about yeah, tell me how you So this is interesting because I agree and understand exactly what you're saying. And it's interesting because you have two girls.

I have two boys. Your children are obviously white. my children are black I feel like the more I put them on social, the safer they are. Oh, that's interesting. Sure. A hundred percent. Sure, sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, any proxy. Proximity that black boys can have to some sort of celebrity or access or whatnot. Status, leverage. I'm like, I'm trying to make sure that they make it home.

That's really it. Isn't that incredibly interesting? It fascinates. And I I remember I was gonna ask Kristen about this one time. I was like, oh no, I'm coming to the cast. I can just talk to you about it. Yeah. It's so different. Yeah. That makes a ton of sense. But anonymity is one of those things too. Because here's another one. You just mentioned something. If I'm out with Ryan and the boys. We have a policy of no pick.

And the policy is because they deserve to have a regular night out. Yeah. It's their time. And because Ryan and I have a certain amount of spotlight or whatnot.

doesn't mean that they should receive less of us. Right. So if we go to an event where you specifically know you're taking pictures and everything, that's a whole nother thing. But if I'm at a soccer game, which I'll be going to right after. I know I thought that was so cute. If I'm at anything, I'd be like, hey guys, right now I'm just a dad.

But I appreciate the love. Yeah. And most people are so sweet and so cool. And every once in a while, one out of a thousand you'd be like, So you're not gonna take the picture? And you'd be like, not right now. I'm not even trying to be mean about it. Oh my god, I'm gonna be thinking about that for so long. That just Subtle difference between two people who are very subtle in many ways. Is so

Wild. Well in heartbreaking actually. So illuminating. So when dad died at ten. Yes, sir. How fucked up did you get over that? That's a good question. It took a lot of processing because raised Christian And really with the belief that the hereafter is a better thing. There's something better waiting for him. He had a minute of suffering and I remember the day he passed away.

This is February 5th, 1987. I wake up that morning and my mom is in the kitchen and she's on the phone with paramedics, 911. And she says, go And I was like, Clothes on your dad. I'm 10. Like, what are we doing? That's his job. I don't need to see like the monster out by itself. So he's laid up butt naked. He's wearing like bikini draws, and I'm trying to like raise up over. And he could tell how uncomfortable I was. And he was probably just as uncomfortable.

He's like, go get your mom. And he's stiff. He can't move. So I go back to the kitchen. I said, he asked for you. And she's like boy didn't I tell you to d you know what I'm saying? She's fraught trying to get stuff done. So she goes, puts clothes on him. And the last time I saw him, I got a split level house. So you come in the front door.

You can go upstairs or downstairs. The paramedics come in, they got the gurney, they get my dad out of the bedroom and they're taking him down the steps. And as they're taking him down the steps, my man just winks at me real quick. Like one wink. And that was the last time I ever saw. 'Cause they didn't want me to go to the hospital. They thought it might be too much. And the for the next few weeks people are bringing food and, you know, I'm so sorry. And I think when you're ten,

what you want is to get back to some sense of normalcy as quickly as possible. It's weird to have people cry over you, or extend too much, because I think also being A boy slash now you have to be a man. There's this idea that I gotta keep it together. I had never seen my mom cry until then. That's the first time I saw Arlene lose it. And I was like, well, everybody can't lose it. That was one of the predominant

In my head was like, no, everybody can't lose it. More than anything, was sort of figuring out if he is in a better place. How much of a right do I have to miss him? Oh wow. Yeah, that's confusing. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah. That's complicated. I think I've just said that for the first time. Like if this is real, why are we all Yeah. But he's in heaven. Like everybody should be good about it. And I'll be rejoined. We'll all be rejoined. And I don't

negate that. I believe in life after life, et cetera. And I don't know if it's Pearlie Gates and everything, but I do believe that energy isn't created or destroyed. It just sort of transmutes and becomes something else. At age 15, almost 16, I think, sophomore year of high school, I had this weird feeling of just, man, I haven't heard my dad's name in the longest time. I one time had like a lucid dream where I dreamt he had lived this whole life.

Like an episode of Star Trek where I went What's the place in Star Trek where you can like live out on next generation? Anyway. You really did go to Stanford. Yeah. We're not nerdy enough. The holiday. I had this whole lucid dream about my dad lived this whole life. And like got a chance to see his grandchildren and he like passed away in his eighties and everything like that. And I woke up and I was astonished.

That it was a dream. Yeah. And that was close to when I was like, man, I haven't heard Sterling Brown's name in a long time. I was like, wait a minute, that's my name too. Exactly. Cause you had been going by Kelby. Kelby. Sterling was too many letters. Sterling was too many letters. According to mom. That is what she said. It's like Sterling is eight letters. Kelby is five letters. Hey man, I'm gonna shake your hand. You really do the damn thing. I wanna point something out. Yeah.

My dream in life would be if I can be dying and look at my girls, that'll be the Hail Mary touchdown. The fact that your dad was dying and his ten year old little boy was trying to put clothes on him'cause he loved him. What a fucking gift you gave him. I mean that is the dream departure. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Thank you, man. Yeah. I appreciate that. He did a good job. He made a son that was able to show up in that moment. Yeah, he did his work. He was good. Yeah. That's fucking right. He's very special. Thank you.

How did Arlene support y'all once she was out of the picture? That's a great question. Because mom shortly retired afterwards. You have to understand her thinking. It contributes a lot to my thinking, although I think I've sort of shifted it a little bit. Mom was a born-again Christian at age forty. So I was born when she was thirty four, so from the time that I was six on, she would sort of make me

Speak in tongues with her for like fifteen minutes a day. And I'd be like Hamba Sandada kidada and I'll like I'm not sure what I'm saying. No, I'm talking to God. It's great acting training actually. They make you do shit like that in acting school. Did you believe it? When you were doing So this is the thing, right? I think about this. And I I remember I was doing Hamlet one time.

And playing Claudius. And he says he has this line, he goes, My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go. And so what it made me think is whatever these utterances that are coming out of my mouth. What is in my heart is what is really most important.

So I would sort of pick a point of focus and it's basically just meditation with utterance. And once you pick that point of focus and what it is that you wish to put out into the world, how you wish to show up so that you're responsive and not reactive. Like it just sort of became my meditation practice. Interesting. And then it did feel very connected. At first when I thought it was about the words.

Then it was just like it was about what's happening here and what's happening here. Yeah. That is very acting. Yeah, it is. Think of all those insane things they make you do. Even also just getting over self consciousness. Like committing to speaking in tongues is a bleep of faith. Like, here we go. I'm gonna start talking gibberish. Let's see if my body would bring other boys from the neighborhood and like try to make them speak in tongues with me and I was like

This is my favorite. Because I know what's happening and I know what's going on inside these Negroes' minds as well. And Arlene is just like Don't you feel good and they're like, Yes, ma'am. Whatever you said. Oh my God. Oh that's great. So she retired shortly after because

She believed the Holy Spirit, God would find her needs. So there's social security from dad's passing. There's social security for her. Mine cuts off at 18 or something like that. But we just really lived beneath our means. My brother came back and helped. For a little bit. My sister came back and helped because she's 12 years older. The slaughters. They showed up. The slaughters show up. Everybody did their part. This is how tight things were.

My mom's senior year of high school, she didn't want me to have senior itis. She wanted me to like finish strong. Cause you know, second semester was like, I got into school. What are we doing right now? She's like, if you get straight A's, Second semester, I give you a thousand dollars. I was like, Say less, homie. Gotcha. I bust out these A's or whatnot. Arlene Brown is a woman of her word. Lays that thousand dollars on your boy, right? About a week later or so, she goes, listen to me.

It'll last you four days in the Bay Area. You got you got this cash and you totally earned it. But mommy has some bills that I have to take care of. Could I borrow some money from you? Oh. I said, you know what, my just take it. And she said, That's no, I said, No, no, no, no, no. Take it. It's all good. That moment. When I went to school, because Stanford was wild.

was awesome. My wife and I have this conversation. We thought everybody was going to be like us, meaning the black people at Stanford. And by us, I mean, okay, I filled out this FAFSA. I didn't got a whole lot of income to report. Help a brother out, Mr. Clinton, right? Yeah. My wife Her dad was like a chief information officer for different Fortune five hundred companies. They wound up retiring. to North Carolina and building a fourteen thousand square foot home. Oh my goodness.

Okay. So we're from the opposite side of the tracks. So she thought everybody was gonna be bougie and I thought everybody was gonna be like hustless. And then we wound up hooking up with each other. It was a moment of like, I don't have The same thing to fall back on. that other people do. So whatever it is I'm going to do. No Brown that you're gonna have to

figure it out. Nothing's getting handed to me. Nothing's getting handed. Okay, but before we commit to Stanford, you also got recruited a little bit to play college football. To a couple of D three schools. Claremont McKinnon here. I wanted some place that was academically challenging.

And I like the Claremont College's Pomona and all that type of stuff. But then it felt like a little bit too much like my high school. And I think I wanted something a little bit different. So it wasn't that tempting to try to pursue that. Not enough for another four years of being a raisin in the sun.

You know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. Like I told my college counselor, I said, I either want sunshine, because I'm from St. Louis and it gets cold, or I want black people. Yeah. And I wound up getting both of them. But the thing about Stanford is they show up spring quarter and it's like gorgeous.

It gets cold. It gets real chilly. But they they bring you like in May, June, like oh this is damp, right? For half the year. It's just your I thought it was supposed to be like sunny all the time. Okay, so Stanford you go for business and economics and then you do an internship at the Fed.

I'm fascinated way more than the acting you interning at the Federal Reserve. Yeah, but where did you go for this internship? So that's the thing. I was hoping to work with the economists and everything, but I was really in the human resources department and it was not at all what I wanted to be doing. I had worked at Ralston Purina before that. I was in an internship program called Inroads.

For minority students who wanted to do business and industry. So it was that sort of track. And then anytime I did anything with any of these companies, I was like, this is so boring. Yeah. There's no room for real creativity. And I was a math nerd. I did BC calculus, AP econ, et cetera. And I wasn't really even getting a chance to really use those skills. They didn't have a perfect internship for me. It felt like

Arlene Brown deserved an ROI on her investment. And so the easiest way is to do something that is safe. But then as you get a little bit older, you realize you can be unhappy doing something that you don't want to do. So why not try and do something that actually excites you? Sure. And if you fail at that, then you can at least say like, well, at least I tried to do something that like lights me up on the inside instead of what people think you should do.

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Okay, now when I'm researching people, generally what I get fascinated in is A all the things that overlap that I I can relate to. And then the things that I can't relate to become fascinations for me. So you meet Ryan. Freshman year. Yeah. You've now been with her for 31 years. Well...

We've known each other for thirty one years. Oh, okay. As Shakespeare says the course of true love did never run smooth. So there was together apart, together apart, together. Because I don't know about you, I've not met a lot of kids it's males from divorce and in your case through death. that don't have this where when your dad's not there, you do become by proxy partner and you feel the sense of that responsibility.

And it's a little bit burdensome. Yeah. To your mother, yeah. To your mother. You kind of grow up in a relationship that is a little more complex. You know you're a little more responsible for her emotional state than otherwise. Than the dad would be normally handling. So for me it was like I would fall in love and I really loved a lot of people. Yeah, but I just was like, I can't take on another one of these. I'm afraid I just got out of this.

I just got out of an eighteen year relationship is a little bit what I felt like. So I'm kind of shocked by that. Commitment-wise. You're like, I don't want to come. Yeah, I'm just a little afraid. In fact, the second I realized like I love the shit out of this girl. Like I could probably be with her forever. I'm like, oh fuck, but I already had that. And I just got out of that. Our relationship was slash is great.

So my brother is sort of like the dude who takes on man of the house type stuff. But like my mom and I have this sort of Deep friendship. Where we could talk about Anything. Same, same, same. Right. She's like, you know, when I was out on the road with different bands, the way I kept myself safe is I kept my pistol in my perk.

Yeah, yeah. No tongues, yeah. My mom was the born-again Christian who before that was like, What's your sign? And like we'll give you like your horoscope sort of thing. So she had both things. But I didn't date a lot.

I think I was very shocked. Oh began drinking going into freshman year of high school specifically. Specifically for liquid courage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could talk to anybody for anything, but as soon as I'm attracted to you, it's like hi. It's terrible. I won't fundamental. It's reasonable, isn't it? I know, you're so gummy and charismatic. Sweat like it was awful. Right? Sex. Twenty one. My goodness. So why?

Well, because Ryan Michelle I mean not Ryan Michelle, Arlene. That's Ford. Arlene would often tell me as a born-again Christian, she'd be walking around and she'd tell me like all the joys of sex. and how you don't be just that man that just does the little pumps and everything. You got to do this and everything. Worship your lady. Then she go, but you know fornication's a sin. And I'll be like, yes, ma'am. I know. And I remember one time, one of her best friends had daughters.

And one daughter had body. And I remember thinking to myself and she would flirt with me and I'd hear in my mom's head. Fornication is a sin. And let's kinda save me. Cause old girl wound up having like three kids before high school was done. It wasn't my trajectory. Yeah, yeah. Her trajectory was hers. Yeah. It wasn't my trajectory. But as I look back on it, I wish

So much of my decision making wasn't based in fear. Right. I don't mind holding out for someone that I have real feelings for because I do think that sex is as emotional or should be in its best form, Emotional and physically gratifying. There should be some sort of soul connection. I've had sex where it's just enjoyable for enjoy something. It's like pizza, it's all good. Right. But there's spectacular pizza. And so as I raised these boys

I say I want you to have life experience. I want you to enjoy yourself. I'm not hanging the same thing that was hung over my head in terms of fornication being a sin. I want you to be respectful. I want to make sure that you looking out for your partner the same way that you hope that she's looking out for you, and that hopefully you have genuine feelings for this person, especially the first time. I hope that the first time is something you look back on and is

Yeah. Positive feelings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the commitment, did you suffer at all in the beginning? So once Ryan, Michelle, and I sort of really got in there.

There is a strange tug of war, bro. I don't know if Belle and your mom expected. experiences or if they were just like peas in a pie. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I want to hear we can wear a lot more Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Go ahead. But you were young. Yeah, you're her little boy and now you're somebody else's man. And nobody can be good enough for you. Nobody. I think my mom fought the good fight.

I think she smelled this is gonna be the woman that takes. She kept a relationship with Ryan even once we broke up. They would talk to each other on the phone. I'd be like, Mama, why are you talking to her? We done moved over here. Now I'm not. We're on to this with Sizzleen, banking it's over there. We done moved over. But like they kept the relationship going and then when we got back together, my mom was like, I knew. And she probably did immediately.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She rooted for it. What's this saying? It's like A son is a son until he takes a wife. A daughter's a daughter for life. This is an old fashioned saying. It is, but my wife feels that.

'Cause you have daughters and you know you're gonna be taken care of. These dudes are gone. I'm figuring out how to take care of myself, bro. My best friend in LA, I always fuck with him'cause he's got two boys. I'm like, dude, you better stay healthy. Like I can get as sick as I want. These girls are daddy. This is why

We drink the water. Yeah, your dudes are gonna fucking drive a couple times in waves. They're gonna stick around. My wife, like she grieves it a little bit. She says, like, when the boys have kids, she's not gonna be invited into the room. Her mom is gonna be invited into You know what I'm saying? So although you might raise the boys that break all this and I might raise the girls that ditch their father maybe. Again, it is.

It doesn't necessarily have to apply to You can create your own situation. You can create your own situation. My daughters-in-law, if I wind up having daughters-in-law, they may not marry. They may do something completely different. If I have them. They're gonna love me. Yeah, exactly. They're gonna make sure the world is gonna get an invitation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My parents are dealing with this right now too, because my brother's girlfriend is pregnant. Okay. And

Culturally, Indian parents are in there. Totally. They're there for months once the baby's born. My brother's girlfriend is not Indian. And so I can tell from my mom, she's not Indian and it's her son, it's not me. Totally. And I did not provide that for them. So I can see she wants so bad. And they're letting her, but it's a tricky situation for her because she's like, Yeah, can I be in there? Like I wanna be in there. Yeah. That's my expectation. But it's

different when it's your son. Very different. It's weird. It shouldn't be though. No. It shouldn't.

Shouldn't be. But it is. Okay. Fed doesn't work out. It's boring. We commit to acting. Then we go to NYU to Tish for graduate school for acting. Now, my curiosity there is you and Belle are there at the exact same time. Of course, her undergrad. She's an undergrad, right. But I think the same year maybe ninety eight. Yeah, ninety eight to oh one. Did she graduate oh two or did she graduate? She's like can't stick around. She's a Vundriken.

She's ridiculous. She sure is. We have on much different trajectories. Which is why we're a good team. Why do you graduate school? Were you a little bit afraid to jump right in and thought, you know what, let me get to the place and have a little bit of a structure? Yeah, I felt raw. And your pattern had been

When I tell you you gotta do X, Y, and Z, you do X, Y, and Z. And you're on sports teams. Somebody said you should think about grad school because I think that you have a lot of talent. There's more potential that can be honed and have like a bag of skills that you can take out into the world. and sort of make yourself as hireable as possible because it's such a transient occupation to begin with. But if you can go on stage, if you can do voiceover, if you can sing a little bit.

Then it gives you that many more tools that are marketable and can gift you a job. I love that you're still playing it safe as you can within this thing that is basically a Hail Mary Patrash. Yeah, yeah. Totally.

Okay, so you graduate from there in I guess two thousand with your MFA. Two thousand one. Two thousand one. Yep. And the first big thing is this play in two thousand two. I wound up doing this play by Bertolt Brecht called The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. It was directed by this dude, Simon McBurney. He's a Brit. He has a theater company called Theater Complicité. And he gets Al Pacino to play the main role in this. It's like a gangster story that Brecht wrote and the cast.

It's Chaz Palmenteri, Al Pacino, Charles Derning, Steve Bushimi, Paul Giamatti. Billy Kruda, Linda Eamon, and Sterling K. Brown. Oh, I love this already. Reader for the production. Which means tell people what the reader does. The talent comes in and they audition. And you're the person that reads with the people who are auditioning to be a part of the show, right? John Goodman was in this thing. And so I had just torn my ACL.

And I was doing Shakespeare in the park. I was doing Twelfth Night in the Park. It was Zach Brath. It was Oliver Platt. It was a whole bunch of people, right? And I had to lose my part because I tore my ACL. I got replaced by David Harbour. Oh my goodness. We then do a play with. And I was six or something. I haven't done a play with Well you haven't? No. But his career did just fine after he finished being in the park.

So I had to leave the play and then the casting director's like, come be a reader for me. And so I'm a reader and I'm listening to all these wonderful people come in and talk about the show. And at the end of it, the director's like Why don't you be a part of this thing? Wow. And I was like, are you serious? And he's like, Yeah, I've seen you read. I see how you interact with the talent. I think you'd be a perfect fit. So get this. We had eight weeks of rehearsal for a four-week run.

This is unheard of. Right. Theater camp. I was just out of school and I got a chance to watch all these people do improvs. Oh my god. Your heroes are just like on the same playing field doing shit that nobody else gets to see. And you get a front row seat and I'm just like popping popcorn and just going nuts.

It was amazing. Kind of mind blowing that you would find yourself telling other people like so-and-so was doing. And then this is not downgrading anybody else because everybody else Oh, I know what you're gonna say. No you don't. Crudo. No. Oh, okay. But Billy is the shit. Yeah, yeah. What a monster. It's Goodman. Oh yeah, I could see that. Goodman's different. Goodman will fuck you up.

Fuck your whole shit up. Like cause he can do impersonations, his commitment and just level of depth. It can be serious and it can be

Fucking laugh out loud. Hysterical. The rain. Special. Oh, I like that. How did Al Pacino and you interact? He was great. I've never met him. I only know the persona. It seems wild. He loves to play chess. Right and he's like, come on, you wanna play? And uh we're sitting around we're playing chess and the whole time he's talking shit. He's like, I wouldn't do that.

Like you do your game, Al, I'll do mine. We played like five times. I beat him four-done. I beat him four-done. Nine! Brown don't back up to nobody. This was pointed out about you in a LA Times article where it's like you're very, very positive in glass half full. And yet you're very competitive. Very competitive. Like almost anything that you get challenged. Whatever. Yeah. I love that you remember what the

Total of that was twenty-four years ago. Four to one. Yeah. He would also learn from watching him and everybody else in this space as well is as a young actor, sometimes you fool yourself into thinking that you have to have your shit figured out from jump. And you sort of deny yourself a process of sort of being messy before you find something. I was so messy. Do you got a chance to see it just layer?

and build and become this beautiful thing. That is so encouraging. Incredible. You think all these guys are just born like Brando came out and he can do that. No. They put in work. Yeah. Did you have imposter syndrome?

Yeah. But if any dude had been confronting that his entire life, he's at the country day school where he could have imposter genuine, he's at Stanford where he could have like you've been in the city. You didn't audition. I didn't audition. He just offered you this thing. You're just this kid out of school. school. I'd be like, oh my So what I looked at is I didn't have much to do in the show.

But I was part of the ensemble and I got a chance to move around. What I looked at it more as as just an instructional sort of intensive. I'm gonna absorb as much as I can from this possible experience and see how I can use it moving forward. Right. And beyond just the talent part, and this is where crude up comes in specifically, and Giamatti and Bushimi. And um pretty much the whole cast, I would say.

When you are confident and secure in what you bring to the table, you have no desire to make other people feel smart. And that was massive. Because you'll come across egos and you really recognize that the egos are also sort of masquerading their own insecurity. Oh big time. Because they feel like there's something that they're not having that has to make them act out in a particular way. And when you're around people that are like, Oh no.

My shit is tight. They just say, hey Brown, what you doing? Come on. Let's play. Exactly. That was probably the biggest left.

That's a life lesson. That's everyone massive how we're walking around late. Yeah. You know where I saw that to the nth degree is I did two different USO tours in Afghanistan and I would be around the normal enlisted dudes, moving up to r the Rangers who are more specialized, but There was a ton of machismo among the normal ranks. Every time I got to go to the special forces range or hang with the special forces.

All those dudes are so low key. Yeah. There's not one brag. I get it. The difference between knowing you're the baddest motherfucker in the world and hoping everyone thinks you are. It hits difference. It's quiet. It's calm. Yes, yes, yeah. Now, I only have it to look at. I know how I would have felt in this situation, but I am so curious. You're a genuinely curious person. This is why you guys are successful.

You have genuine curiosity and you put yourself in the position of trying to have profound empathy. And I have to say, it is a wonderful model, D Shep, for a white man. To do that. Because of not a lot of not a lot of good. And I'm just saying I'm witnessing and feeling it and I respect it and I appreciate it. Oh well, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you so much. So between oh two and sixteen, you were.

But you're guest starring uh dude, you did every fucking show. You were on ER, you were on the NYPD, you were on anything that was in New York. It's hard to find a show probably between oh two and sixteen that you weren't in. Yeah. Were you a regular on Army Wives?'Cause that was six. I was a regular on Army Wives. Okay, so six years. In that fourteen years you did get

Six years of stability. But was it maddening to be so fucking close to safety and stability and just being like, Why aren't I? Did you ever get frustrated during that? Were the plays keeping you like How are you navigating that zone of being Almost at the party. I don't even know if I considered the party to be the end game.

I think the end game for me was paying bills doing the thing that I loved. That was the agreement that I had with God when I graduated from NYU. I was like, look, we spent a lot of money on this degree. I know there's no guarantees on anything, but like if I could just pay the bills Doing this thing that gives me so much joy, I would be completely happy. And God met me in that place. Army wife specifically, I just got married.

My wife made us buy this condo with an adjustable rate mortgage. And I was like, this shit don't feel right. In New York? No, it was in LA. Oh, okay. Okay. And she's like, Well, you don't have to put money down to get a house. I was like, That's not what my mama told me.

This is just before the O eight explosion. This is just before we bought another cigar. They would give a guy with a parrot on his shoulder a two million dollar loan. Anything. I would tell Ryan, I was like, Look, Rye, I think we can afford this and she come in like a hundred thousand, a hundred fifty over that and I'm like, Woman, you ain't listening.

To me But she came from money. Yes, the background is so different. The banking you guys understand that. When Army Watch came around, it was like, Okay, here's an opportunity to work. And I have a wife. And I have a condo. I remember her saying to me before, I tested for five pilots. Right before Army Wives and I hadn't booked any of them. And she goes, Well, maybe you should move back to New York, right? Because things aren't working out for you.

I was like, what? I just tested for five minutes. Like, what are you talking about? But she felt bad about asking me to live in LA and not have the same level of work because I was working in theater all the time. But that's when the show came around and I was like, it's a good part.

It's lifetime. I know it's like not the big deal, but I will have stability. Yes. I'll be able to provide. And that was big. And paid off student loans? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's nothing like the security of a T V show. Dude. It is so comfortable. Carolina. Come on. Yeah. So.

South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. This was an interesting time in marriage because we had like the six week rule because she couldn't audition from Charleston because you're still going into the room like it wasn't on tape. Six weeks is too long. I want to say that to all Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do that. Two, three.

Yeah, yeah. And then get somebody just needs to get on a plane to go see each other. Yeah. Yeah, we've had the two week rule since we met. It's a really solid rule. It's a good rule. Yeah, yeah. But so what I thought was I'm winning. Like this is what I wanted. I wanted to be able to work at this thing. I wanted to be able to do different characters that somebody will see it. There was never a matter in my mind of will I not be successful. But successful just meant

Going from job to job. Safety, I think, is success. So you're talking about 2016. You talk about people versus OJ. That pilot season, I tested for a few pilots. And I tested for the OJ part. I remember getting the script. And then I remember going to the bathroom and shaving my head. I didn't even think about it. Well, can we back up? Go ahead. We both watched the OJ trial real time. Yeah, we did.

I loved Darden. Like what were your feelings about Darden? Did not love him. You didn't love him. Tell me more. I was on the other side. The thing about the trial, and I was at school at the time. I lived in this black dorm on campus, Ujima House.

And it was half black and half other. And at the verdict in the TV lounge, you saw the black people erupt with a fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw everybody else be like, what are y'all talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you have to understand for us. It wasn't necessarily about his innocence or guilt. It was about seeing the criminal justice system work for someone who looked like.

Us. Yes. And the doc did an incredible job. The doc is so good on it. The doc is so good. And the two points I love from that doc was people need to remember how quickly that trial followed Rodney King. So you saw The guiltiest motherfuckers in the world walk. You were like Oh yeah, guess what? How's that feel? This is what it feels like. There's a great lawyer in that doc who said It was the fifth quarter.

That a lot of times he played football and sometimes your team lost, but sometimes there was a fifth quarter in the parking lot. A cool dude. I was like, this guy has been put in the worst position. They've clearly said Who do we have that's black that we can put in front of this jury? Well let's remind people who that character is for people who didn't follow the trial. Chris Darden was on the side of the

prosecution against OJ Simpson fighting for Nicole Brown and and uh Goldman. So it was Marsha Clark and Chris Darden fighting against the dream team with Johnny Cochran and all the high powered lords. And it was like somebody was ready for camera. Somebody was not. I mean Darden looked fine. Marsh's perm was rough. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like poor Marshall. Not ready for primetime players, right? Against these guys. It's interesting. So now then getting a chance to do the show.

It was a matter of seeing things from a very different perspective. Having a profound level of empathy for someone that I did not have. Necessarily for before. They put this black dude in the worst situation. He has to turn against his community for this. Our position is why would you sign up for this? Why are you gonna be on the wrong side, bro?

Going back to the test and reading it and then I jumped on YouTube and started looking at different clips of interviews and court footage and then just shaved my head. I didn't even think about it. I was like, My hair would grow back. I shave my head all the time. And I looked in the mirror and I was like Yeah, this works. Going for the audition and I remember the casting director telling me, you go into these auditions.

There's times when you know you're in the pocket and there's times in which you know that you're not. Brown's in the pocket. And she said, I think you're a better actor than he is a lawyer. Can you muddy it up a little bit? Oh interest. I said, watch me work. Say less. Yeah, yeah. You know, and I knew exactly what she meant and did it. And like you can see people sort of lean forward. Uh huh. You got a little clumsier or something. And then didn't hear anything for about four months. Oh God.

That's horrible. Thought it had gone away. Bro, I was on my IMDB pro and I was doing this thing where I was looking at all the things I had tested for and who had booked them. Oh boy. I was like, Oh, Bo Keem got Fargo season two. That's cool. And as I'm doing that, I got a phone call saying they want you to screen test. Wow. For OJ. And I get the show. Now there's a minute of imposter syndrome because I was like, one of these things. It's not like the other.

I know who all you motherfuckers are. Y'all don't know who Brown is, but I did have to audition for it. And I did have to show that I was worthy of it. Yes. You earned it. I had a friend of mine who always tells me you can't be a fan and in the game at the same time.

So you have a moment of being like, oh man, I really enjoy your work. I appreciate what you bring to the table. Okay. Let's play. Exactly. Yes, I love that. Again, I think you've been doing this your whole life. Maybe. I loved that show. Thank you. Like crazy.

I didn't have any baggage with Darden. So I was like, this guy's crushing Darden Did you ever meet him or hang with him? You look nervous. This isn't so I had one moment as I was preparing for it where I was trying to reach out and make contact with him. I found a number like on Yelp and I called the number and it was clear to me when I called it that it was a cell phone. I thought it was just an office number, but it was a cell phone. So I hung up and then he texted back.

Almost like a hootist type of thing. I was like, hello sir. My name is Sterling K. Brown. I've been tasked with portraying you in the upcoming limited series. You know what I'm saying? Like, would you be interested in meeting for coffee or something like that? Nothing. Yeah. And you know what? As I watched

him after the trial, I feel like there's still a level of shell shock. I'm sure. That exists in his life that he may have never sort of fully been back. You want to talk about a traumatic experience? Massively. Again, now that you've played him, what that dude was shouldering. And then he doesn't win at the end of it all. It's often not. In a case that seemed to everybody to be the easiest case ever to prosecute. This poor dude. Yeah. They got famous.

They're lawyers. That's not their plan. That's not what they want. I feel like the dream team liked that. Superstars that The fact that they were the dream team in itself was that but for the prosecution, they were not ready for what was coming. But it's interesting because like I did get a chance to meet Marsha because her and Paulson got

But pretty chummy with each other. This is so Hollywood. We were at a birthday party for Princess Leia, Carrie Fisher. At that crazy house of hers on Laurel. At the crazy house of hers. And Marsh is there. And we were shooting. And I was like, I feel like I know you. She looks at me and she goes, I feel like I know you too. Oh, that's right. And we hugged each other. Wow. Right? As we left, she kissed me on the lips like this. And that's all I needed. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Everything I needed to know. Interesting. Yeah. I was saying this too because She was able to show up in a way that she no longer carried the trial with her. Yeah. Whereas for Chris. I think it's different.

I can't help but feel very bad for that dude. Yeah. I don't know his backstory, but I'm imagining he wasn't one of twenty black lawyers and he probably wasn't one of twenty black lawyers in college. It's a lonely road to help. Yeah, yeah. Lonely. Okay, so that's incredible. You win an Emmy for that. Yeah. Did the Bump of that have any role in This Is Us or was that happening simultaneously? Simultaneously. Twentieth Century Fox Television was the studio behind This Is Us and People versus OJ.

I got a chance to walk into an audition with what buzz. Yeah. You're always trying to figure out like what is buzz? Like how do people know that people are about to do something or whatnot? Like it hasn't come out yet. But the people have been watching the dailies and seeing something come together and they'd be like,

You should make sure he auditions for this. That's right. The system starts working for you. The system starts working for you. Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it? Yeah, it's nice. And it's scary because the system will stop working for you too. You feel that even more than you felt the heat arrive. You feel the cold coming hard

Listen, I'm still right. No, no, no, no. You'll never lose the heat. But you never have the heat, the not heat, the heat. Okay, so quickly, I just want to say. You're already immediately debunking the claim I made with Marcelo Hernandez just two weeks ago when I said only white folks are named Randall. My middle name's Randall. You played Randall, but then again, you were raised by white folks, so that kind of makes

Randall Cunningham. Okay. That's the only other way I can go. Randy Jackson. Yeah, you can go in by Randall. Yeah, yeah. And now I want to own my shame and guilt, which is Parenthood went off the air the same year they picked up This Is Us. I may have even told you this one. I think I've heard you like I can't watch it. It felt

Similar to me. And I was like, wait, y'all just told us you don't want to do a drama. And then now you got this show. And then even bigger dagger in the heart. It's an enormous hit. It was huge. So I'm like shit. It was huge. They just screenlit Parenthood two point oh, but now it's a hit. And so I never watched it. I never watched It's quite all right. Even though I love Dan Foldman, I love his writing. And I should have watched it, but I just didn't because I was

Was too hurt by NBC. I get that. Dan is able to come up with a hook that still makes it a family drama, but has like this sort of time jumping element and this connective tissue. They're like, oh. You're gonna figure out at the end of this episode that these people are connected in ways that you didn't anticipate. So he's good at giving you the thing that we grew up on and the thing the parenthood did so well. And then also this sort of

extra element that brings people in. I think he's a plot machine. Most people that write dialogue as well as him are not plot machines. And he somehow is both. He's both. As we would read the episode. We were like, this dude is a fucking mad genius. Like he just keeps coming up with crazy shit. And now I get a chance to do a second show with him now. I was like, oh, it's not just in this arena. Wherever you are, he can come up with some dope shit.

There. So my few questions about this show that I haven't seen embarrassingly, did you and Dan immediately vibe? Immediately. I remember going in for the audition or the meeting. So the directors of our pilot, John Reckwood, Glenn Fakara, directed me in a movie called Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

That stars Tina Fang. They also wrote Bad Santa, I want to add. They also wrote Bad Santa. One of the best Christmas movies of all time. It's fantastic. They had me in that family and they knew my work from there. I had heat from these directors that I had just worked with.

The studio which is doing the show, 20th century, was like, oh, we're seeing this guy what he's doing in OJ. And so I go into this meeting with Dan and I'm carrying a football. It's like my line of security blanket. I almost brought it today, but I was like, all right, Brown, you're almost fifteen. You have to carry the football everywhere. He always talks about it, he's like, Who's this?

Who is this guy with this fucking football? And he's like coming in here. I have never felt more comfortable. Cause it was the first time with Buzz. And more clarity. On the set of people versus OJ. Producers would come up to me and they would say, Hey man, you're cutting together really well.

I say, thanks, man. I'm glad you guys are enjoying the work. They come up to Sarah and I both. You guys are like the heart of the show. And I'm like, oh, really? That's cool. Like I'm happy you're happy with the work. It took a moment for somebody to actually like grab me by the shoulders and be like, no, dude. Shit is popping. This is a big deal. Don't miss it. That's what I'm saying. Because for a long time, my career, like what you're talking about from 02 to 16, is showing up.

doing a serviceable job and going home. But like people are like looking you now and being like, No, bro. I don't think you get it. There's no going home It was different And even like going in to Dan and then I remember doing the audition, I would work on the lines at OJ while they were covering like the defense table.

And I'd be sitting next to Paulson like, Paulson, I'm reading the script. I think it's the next job And she's like, Go get that shit And so I would be working on the lines and whatnot I'd go into the audition like it was butter and then I had people come up to me and be like, you sure you don't want to like hold out for movies? And my whole thing right now, and I think you're gonna vibe on this, I love watching these young people grow up. Like these kids that I have at my house that have my DNA.

The opportunity to get a chance to work, to be creatively fulfilled, to be compensated well, and go home at night and see them, I'm winning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm winning. Okay, so my question's, I guess, on the show. Again, you get nominated One an Emmy, one a Golden Globe, one a few things. When it was ending. What kind of feelings were you have to do? I have six seasons of story. He had a beginning, middle of end. He knew where he wanted the show to end. And I was like, if that's the end of your vision, let's not force it beyond that. Yeah. Right. So I was very happy. And then I'm always excited to do the next

Thing. Especially like the next thing that's a little scary. Wind up getting an opportunity to do American fiction. This is different for Brown.

I haven't done this. And I love to zig when people think you're gonna zag. I get a lot of offers for the only black dude in the family in a white family and I'm like I did it. I did it. I had fun with it. Let's let's see if we can do something different now. I live for the variety. I live for the challenge and the scary thing that's like, can I figure this out?

And then just sort of getting in there and figuring it out. Well, that was gonna be the next thing I brought up was gonna be American fiction. I saw that and I just thought you were fucking so awesome in it. And in such a wonderful geometry between you and Jeffrey Wright. His energy versus your energy. Your personas was so different and complimentary. And then you guys are dealing with a dad dying. Yeah. What did you find in that movie that you were like, Oh, cool. Yeah, I can do this thing now.

Jeffrey was awesome. I've been a fan his whole career, People's Hernandez, Basquiat, whatnot. I got a chance to see him do top dog, underdog at the public theater with him and Don Cheadle. And I was like, Oh man, this is the kind of shit that I I wanna do. You know what I'm saying? So to be on set to be with one of your idols. Again.

You have a moment of fanning out and then you're like, all right, we can't be a fan and in the game at the same time. Let's play ball. I knew my character functioned as a foil to his. He's trying to juggle all these things. He's trying to get a foothold with his writing career. He's trying to take care of mom. And my character is sort of like on a different

I've been married for twenty years, things have fallen apart, I'm gay, I'm finally coming out of the closet and trying to live my truth. And sometimes what I need out of life right now is not exactly what he needs from me. Yeah. So it's fun. I often play the guy that has to hold it together. It's fun to be the dude that messes with the dude who has to hold it together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. That was a lot of fun. But I think what I found out for me, like I have a lot of

People in my family and friends and people who had chosen for a period of time to live in the closet and then ultimately come out of the closet. There is no real fulfillment in life if you're not allowed to live your truth. And I think what I was most curious about or most interested about is like, okay, how will I show up in this space? Cause I've had other characters before that have been offered me who are LGBTQ.

And I didn't know if I would be able to do it. So I passed. What I refuse to do is half-ass something. The community. that I represent needs to be able to see something on screen. that they should be proud of and feels fully inhabited and not sort of commented on. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes. And so like it took me probably till I was forty seven, whenever I wound up doing the role, to be like the humanity is what's most important to me.

And what about again, I would be guessing'cause it's not happened, other than when I get to work with occasionally some white trash folks, which they don't come around Hollywood all that much, but You got to do two movies with Chadwick, you're in Black Panther, then you're doing American fiction. Like, what about working with black folks? Is that extra rewarding in a way? Yeah. You know Oh, how can I say it? This is interesting.

It's fun, like on Black Panther, like you go into the hair and makeup trailer and all hair and makeup is black. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have to get a haircut, you know shit's gonna be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a good fade. It's gonna be good. Other experiences you walk in is not a black person in there and they pull out a set of clippers that nobody has ever put towards your head before and you're like, uh I guess we're gonna wear a hat on this with you.

What I sort of rejoice in too is I think I grew up in an era like there were a few ensemble things that would take place. And I remember having this conversation with Chad specifically, where for a long time it seemed

For black folks in Hollywood, that there could be only one, that only one person was allowed to sort of pop at a time. And I've heard Eddie Murphy talk about this in his documentary and you've heard other people talk about it. There's this thing number one on the call sheet. And it now seems like there can always be more. Don't get me wrong.

Where we're allowed to play and you don't have to see like if you get something that you took it away from me. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like yours is not finite resources the way it actually is. It's not a zero sum game. Yeah, yeah. And I think they tried to set it up like that.

To make us sort of fight each other instead of support and champion each other. Women too. Agreed. To be in a space right now, I don't want to mistake my own fortune and goodwill for like everything is okay. Sure, sure. Yeah. Because

I'm good, but like things can be better for everybody, right? But I go into rooms and I see people Whether it was Chad Before or Michael B or Brian Kenry or Mahershal Ali, who was a year above me at NYU, and I get a chance to see bros and I was like, oh man. We're here. It feels good. It's cool to be here. Yeah. I was saying this the other day. I wonder if you connect to this. I feel like I grew up needing to be the exception. Yeah. Needing to be like

Oh, well we don't like that group, but we like her. We'll let her in because we like her specifically. It was like a game of survival to just be the one that got through. Yeah. And now I'm at an age where I'm like That's fucked up. I have some guilt around that. Why didn't I embrace those other Indian people, other other people to let in because I was so like I'm in, so I don't care about the rest of you. It's a mind fuck a little bit. I think I knew that when it was happening even then.

Because you get things like, You're so eloquent and you're so articulate. What a joy. And they're saying it like, You haven't had that experience before, have you? You know what I'm saying? I was like, I have this experience quite frequently. So there's that. And then even my school in my CDS, like I remember I won this award called the Headmaster's Cup for the student that best exemplifies the spirit of the school.

But I also get that it's a good PR move for the school. I was like, so you guys get something, I get something, we'll call it a wash. Yeah. We'll call it a win in that sort of way. The feeling that I have more than anything right now, which I think is unique to being a person of color in a predominantly white space, which Hollywood is.

Is that you know how many people are watching you and counting on you and like it's just different. Yeah. What's he gonna say about this? It's just different. Yes. You have to to a certain extent embrace it. And then you have to remember you just have to be yourself. But in being yourself, you're trying to like bring the best part of yourselves.

In such a way that you don't set anybody back. The pressure. Please don't send us back, Brown. You know what I'm saying? Please allow us to continue to move forward and champion you and and be proud. And I tell folks sometimes I like

I might mess up from time to time. You know it'll bore everyone that listens because I've already said this a million times. But when I first heard white privilege, I was like, okay, I was brought home to a trailer. I had eighty stepdads. There was abuse everywhere. I'm not feeling the privilege. Then I had the wherewithal to go like, oh, I was an addict. For a decade in this town. I rode around with coke in my pocket. I drove drunk. I talked to cops in a way. Like

I 100% would have been in prison if I was black, the variety of addict I was. I was mine cracked downtown, right? So okay, I see that. Yeah. And then the other privilege, this one I was always aware of because I have black friends who pop.

And I was like, it's so unfair. The fucking cards are stacked against you. You finally get to enjoy this elusive American dream, but immediately you're saddled with the political responsibility of representing the whole group. It's like it just never ends. It's like, can't you just be Fucking a famous actor who's having fun. And that part I have always seen. You are also asked to kind of represent. Yeah. I'm not asked to represent anybody. Right.

And that just feels like insult to injury. It was gonna be impossible for you to get here. And now you're here, you have to take on also all this other stuff that you might not have been politically minded. You might not have been anything. But that is now also on your plate. It's all that shit. How do I explain it? It kind of snuck up on me. Because I don't know if I was outwardly looking for things.

People will talk about my wife and I as like Ozzie Davis and Ruby D, which was like this wonderful historical couple that went through the arts, but they were also very much activists too. Because like I was the first person to do a few things, like to win a Golden Globe in this category, to win the SAG Award in this category. And so when you're the The first sometimes is like oh So

You must be in this lineage of other firsts. Yeah. You know what I mean? The Sidneys and Paul Robeson's and other people. Well, you're a hero whether you wanted to be a hero or not. You might as want to be an actor, but now you're kind of a hero. I suppose so. An inspiration. What do you call the handcuffs that feel good? Golden handcuffs. Something like that. Yeah, yeah. I am honored to be a representative and uh also on some days off.

Yeah. Yeah, I would want to do that. The pressure's extra. It just is. It's just different. Yeah. But it's cool. I still have fun. Would I change anything? I don't think so. Even the amount of time that it took for me to get to this place, because if it had happened too young. I probably wouldn't have been able to handle it. In the same way that I'm able to handle it now. Yeah. Have a little bit of perspective on things and appreciation for where you are in this current moment.

Yeah, I dig it. Life is good, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay if it's good. That's the other thing. You feel a little guilty if it's good, right? No, I don't. Oh, you don't? Good. Good. Good. I do. I have some weird From where I'm from, guilt about it's not supposed to be this good. I've gone through enough shitty things that I think that like, no.

I'm okay with this. Yeah. Okay, let's talk paradise. So we had Marsden on last season. That's my man. And I told him this and I'll be straight up. I'm like, I'm always gonna watch people shit before I interview'em. Yeah. I don't know that I'm looking forward to this. Sure. I'm gonna watch two episodes. I watch all six they gave me. I get Kristen in the mix. I'm now texting them, like, you gotta give me the rest of these. There's no way I can wait now.

So the season came out We're calling every time me with the girl. Oh right, right. We told you directly. Yes. You were like Brown, give me the time. I was like, I can't do it. We love Paradise. It's so good. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. You get to do all the things. You're thoughtful and sweet and you're a good dad and you're tough as a motherfucker. I mean you get to do

I get to do a lot. I'm gonna tell you something right now. As an appreciator of the male physique, I'd say a connoisseur. Come on. Okay. Grew up in the eighties watching Schwarzenegger. Could I be? The upper body's outstanding. I'm like, fuck. But I can obtain that. But we're about to talk about the posterior chain. I feel you. I saw the buns. I saw it. Chris ever watched the buns. She goes, whoa. And I go, oh my fucking God, now listen.

I'm caucasoidally challenged. All of my workout is my buns. It's almost all I work out. And I've just now gotten them convex instead of concave. Yeah. Oh my lord, those buns, the sun's rise and set. This is what it is. My wife has a delightful posterior change. Oh and my whole thing is I want to keep up. I want to keep up with the misses. Sometimes I just walk around, I was like, what is that like? Like, does your lower back feel more relaxed because you have so much?

Girth? If you were to do it, you're not going to be able to do fall out of a tall building, would you prefer to land on that act? Just sort of like that, right? We got the Peloton tread. You crank that joint up to 15 or Sort of do the thing. We're just trying to congrats. Namaste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you very much. So being on the brink of fifty, having this thing, I finished shooting season two, go to play basketball with my son's basketball coach.

Lighten up these high school kids, et cetera. You want to make a move to go left. And then it felt like somebody stomped on the back of my foot with a cleat. Boom. And I said, who stepped on my foot? And they're like, What you talking about? I was like, No, no, don't play games. Just tell me who stepped on my foot and apologize and we'll be cool.

And they're like, black man, nobody stepped on your foot. And that's when I knew I was like, ah, Kobe and I tried to stand up and I couldn't and I just scooched myself. Off the court, finished watching the game because I wanted my team to win and they did. And I said, Does anybody have any crutches? And then just crutched my way to the car and drove to the emergency room. Did you have surgery or is it because it went like that.

So if it goes like that, you have to have surgery. You have to get the thing. But mine just went like that. Hyper separation. But it is tumbling. And it's depressing, no? Clearly you work out like I do, right? Yeah. It is the last thing that would go from my routine for my mental health. I would ditch everything, even AA before I would ditch this. Really? Yes. Let's not do that.

Well just gonna throw that out there. I think that one's more important. But just wanted to say that. Did it mess with you? Oh bro, it's terrible. You're approaching fifty, so we know like it's a limited period where we're gonna be able to do what we're doing. Right. feel different in terms of like, oh, does this mean I have to give things up that have given me joy throughout my life? And I think the short answer is yes. Not in totality, but you have to amend. You have to shift.

You don't see 90-year-old people dunking. Yeah. So there's the atrophy of not using the leg, going around on this knee scooter, trying to have the most fun I can, but still just being like, oh man, in my mind. I am a beast. I go after everything A hundred and seventy nine percent. To not be able to attack life for a period of time is tough. To feel vulnerable to have to ask.

for help. Yes. Right? Maybe that's a gift. Part of the lesson. Yeah, part of the lesson. But I'm telling you, when you put the geriatric bench in the shower that has the suction cup bottom so you don't slip. Oh yeah. You're like, oh We're in a different place in life now. You know Ryan's not like catching a glimpse of that and being like, Oh baby, I gotta make time for you. No. We don't sexy about it. Well we just did do a kink episode, so anything's possible. I will say this.

We have different drives. But even the birds are Who is Ryan Michelle Baffet? I told her, I said, You don't have to worry about Knocking boots for the foreseeable future. I'm taking a break. Yeah. I'm tapping out. But once a month she's like, No, you're not. And I say good for her too because I didn't even think it was gonna happen. I was like, that was fun. Okay. That's that level of intimacy you were

talking about earlier. Yeah, once a month. She's like, no, we're gonna do it. Okay, so season two, so just to remind people, so season one, you are a secret service agent. Correct? Marsan is a very flawed president. Yep. You guys are in this paradise bunker. There has been an enormous tsunami followed by maybe some nuclear fallout. Your wife now the only part that drove me fucking nuts. He might have sent you hate messages during this. Possibly what is it?

The fact that your wife was like, No, I'm still going to Atlanta. I'm like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the only part of this this show I'm like, absolutely not. Kristen tells me I'm going to Atlanta and I know the world's well. I'm like, guess what? You're going not by choice now. Yeah. Even my wife says I think you could have been a bit stronger. I was imbribing dialogue for you that I thought might have gotten the wife on the plane with you. But if you manage to assist her

You don't tell them nothing. My wife doesn't listen to me anyway. So it seemed like art imitating life. I was like, look, I'm trying to tell you something. She's like, no, no, no. I'll be fine. I'm like, okay. That sounds right. Hence your podcast. We don't always agree. There you go. Yeah, yeah. There's an episode in season one. I mean, we all know it. The big world is well, I don't in case it's a spoiler. Episode one oh seven.

Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think about that episode at random. And that's one of the scariest episodes of television that I've ever seen. Yeah, it was a good one. So good and a little too potentially real. So much about it is There are things like after the show came out, do you remember like seeing all these articles about people having bunkers in their home and stuff? And like people who are actually doing this stuff. Your wife is in this camp a little bit.

Yeah. Your house had a basement originally, but it was shut down because the boys weren't to be down there. But then wifey wanted to open that motherfucker back up and stock it. Yeah. We have a bunker. We have a mid century modern house. So a lot of the houses that are built in La Dare right after, you know, World War Two, I think a lot of folks are thinking like, you know what? Just in case.

We have a little bunker, forty people comfortably or what have you, but we've had it closed up because we don't l want little boys running down there and getting trapped. But I think we're about to open that joint back up. Yeah, not a bad time to just restock. Things feel a little uh Tenuous right now. Okay, so season two I want

watched the first episode of season two last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was about to ruin my whole sleep schedule and binge more, but I was like, no, Bell's gonna then I'm gonna be watching all these all over again, right? But boy what he does

So well. He's got a lot of gifts. But one of his gifts is he can introduce you to a character and get you to care about that character in record time. It's insane the math of what he does. Yeah. But we meet Shayline Woodley. What do you want to tell me? I don't wanna Annie. So we meet her in Graceland.

And we see like the events from season one where the president is giving his speech to the world, to America at large and letting them know that you have a limited amount of time. So you may want to spend time with people that you love. And you start to see like the fallout of things encroaching on Graceland. And so it's like, how did the people who didn't have time and planning and resources, how did they deal with this situation? Yes, it's a very cool way to

Catch us up to what has been happening outside of that bunker. And she's got a very fascinating storyline in that she was a doctor, but she couldn't hang. And she f ends up being like a tour director at Graceland. It's correct. And she's waiting out this crazy natural disaster at Graceland with a security guard. It's just incredibly touching. Oh yeah. It is. That'll I go to yeah. Yeah. It's some really beautiful scenes between her and the security guard. Yeah.

And then the marauders show up and you're panicked. That is correct. Marauders. Do we have good people that we're encountering? Do we have benign people that we're encountering like Are the most selfish parts of humanity being augmented or the most selfless parts of human like you don't know, and I think that's part of the mystery of the world at large. Are people gonna show up as their best selves?

Or as the people that just want to take it. And they address that, and I love the explanation of it. And then I'll add that you're getting to see What it caused is this like insane winner. They're in Memphis.

in summer and it's snowing and frigid and cold. You're kind of getting your cake and eating it too in this show because now it's kind of like these post apocalyptic shows we're kind of used to and some of the tropes we're used to, but then they're getting kind of spun on in their head. It's groovy. Are there twists?

Oh yeah. Okay. I can only hint at, but like if you've seen the trailer Sinatra played marvelously by Julianne Nicholson. Oh so good. I love Julianne Nicholson. She's the shit. She says in the trailer, she says it was never just about the bunker. And she means that in a quite literal way. What we find out about the bunker is probably the most intriguing part.

of season two. In addendum to whether or not Xavier finds his wife. Yeah. Right? Because I actually just had season three pitched to me, which will be our final season. It's always been conceived of of three seasons. Right. He's always doing this. Keep'em wanting more. But like in everything else in a movie or play, you kinda already know the beginning, middle, and end. And so you get a chance to drive the plot towards something. Yes, I respect it. I respect it a great deal.

My crew, I wanna say this just like maybe we can get ten episodes instead of eight in future shows that I do because Crews are suffering. Yeah, yeah. The amount of time that they get to spend at work is different when you go from twenty two to eighteen to eight to ten. You know what I'm saying? So I want

My people to eat. Yeah, you gotta get on three shows to make up for what it was to be on one show. I was watching on whatever stream, I was watching like a season of soap. It was like thirty-two episodes in a season. You know what I'm saying? I was like, oh I didn't know that was legal. Exactly. Yeah. They started production on Jan 1 and they ended There's no December twenty fourth. Exactly. Let's go back to work.

Do you sense that you have this creative partnership with him that'll just go on and on? Yeah. He's so incredibly imaginative. And Fogelman turns fifty in February. I turned fifty in April. We're the same age, you know, he's got a kid, I got kids and we're in interesting places in our lives and we kinda g just get each other. We laugh at the same sorts of things and like I'll have him introduce me at stuff and he'll have me do stuff and it just

In a incredibly lovely way. And I think he has a desire to keep recreating himself and what people expect from him as well. And that's what also makes for such a delightful creative partnership. Yeah, yeah. You both want To try something new every time. Absolutely. Yeah, that's the dream. Well, Sterling, this has been delightful. Long time coming. I've been pestering you.

When I bump into you, I'm always like, let's go, dude. It's been a long time coming. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy that we finally made it happen. You guys are awesome. I see why you got the nomination at the Gloves. But it's always next year. You know what I'm saying? I told Rob, I said, That was us. We're gonna come for you. If we possibly can. But like I love giving flowers in real time because I've done it enough things and I see people who do their research and

Et cetera but you do a deep dive, Randall. You do a deep dive. Don't you wipe me up?

Last question. Go ahead. Do you and Ryan play spades? Come on, bro. Do you want to get competitive? I'm a card carrying African American. You play Spades? Oh. You play Spades? Oh no, no, no, no. Yeah. Listen. Does your wanna I'm gonna warn you you guys play as a couple? Yes, and I'm gonna warn you. Had Meta World Peace on. Yeah. He plays in Wade Spades.

the tournament. He said, You think you can play? I said, Yeah, I think we can play. And we had he and his wife over and we fucking destroyed them. So you better come sharp. I'll come. My wife is terrible. That's the best part is playing with wives is the greatest. She's terrible. But I I I think Belle is probably the better. But there's also a game I want you to look up. It's called Bid Wisp. Yeah, that's the next Yeah, we've heard about that. Can you teach us?

I can teach you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll teach you a big whiz is like Yeah, I know, I know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll come over, we'll play. Can't wait, can't wait. All right. Be well. Right on man.

but we'll find out. Happy Lunar New Year. Oh, I was waiting for you to I know you're waiting for the first time. Wish me well on this lunar new year. It's a big day. For astrologists. It's the year of the horse starts today. So this is really Oh, I almost did it. What? This episode's about horse. Well it really came out of nowhere if you if you remember.

It is it is the lunar new year, which is the beginning, the real beginning of the year. Oh. So scratch what's been happening. Okay. Okay. So reset all your resolutions? Yes. And there's a lot to do today. Oh. Well tell me, there's homework that comes along with the year of the horse? Yes.

Um you're supposed to wear red. Hm. Fuck. Okay. I forgot to text you. Yeah, that counts a touch of red. As long as is there any red in your eyes? That's allowed that counts. I don't know if that's true, but I do have Red panties in my collection. I'm wearing red panties, red socks, and a red sweater. Okay. That's not

Orange ish. No, but it's red. It's just red. Yeah. Okay. It's like a tomato. Okay, great. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't going crazy. No, you're not going crazy. But it it's it's red. I'm also start my period. I hope it comes today because then it's like red from the inside. Yes. Wait, red is always associated with the horse or just this year? Um so I don't know too much about the origin.

The backstory, the background. But I do have the rules. Okay. H hit me with the rules. Okay, so we're red, um You blow it. Salt in the front door that's supposed to clean last year away. Okay. And then you blow cinnamon in. What if you loved last year and you don't want to dust it away? No, you you still need you need refresh. Refresh.

Renewal. Last year Year of the Snake um was about shedding. Have you done something with your hair? No, but that reminds me of a huge rule. You're not allowed to wash your hair today or cut it. Did you already cut your hair today? No, I think last night I did a little snip. Okay, don't cut it today.

Although I did cut my one uh two of my toenails, is that Yeah, we're really not supposed to do any cutting today, but it's okay. You don't have to count things. Okay. Blow this all up. Okay, I'm gonna read from two different sources. One is my friend Rachel. Okay. She knows about all this stuff.

Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you blow salt in the entryway and say thank you for the lessons of the past year and they helped me grow and expand and I release what no longer aligns. I make space for what is meant for me. Oh, great. Then Have you done the salt blowing yet? Not yet. I'm gonna do it tonight. Okay.

Blow cinnamon in and say, I welcome in this blessed new year with abundance. Your brand new house which you've been waiting six years to move to is gonna be covered with spit spilt boiled milk and salt all over the ground. And cinnamon. And cinnamon. I did say I was like, oh no. And then it gets on the floor and she was like, I mean, I guess you could do it kinda

outside I was like, no, no, I am gonna do this one properly. Lay a towel down. This is what I do when I cut my hair in the bathroom. Just lay a big towel out over the f in the foyer. Yeah. And then blow salt everywhere. And then pick the s towel up and shake it out outside. I wonder if it's a good idea. They could undo it? Yeah. Well you gotta live with it? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. And then don't use scissors or knives. I mean, I guess you can use knives. I'm adjusting.

Already today. What'd you use? On my toenail. I was in the gym and I didn't have any nail clippers, so I had to use my hair cutting shears that I keep in my gym, which is unique. It's okay. Okay. I think we're gonna say that one's okay. Just try not to do any more. Okay. Okay. Don't sweep or take out the trash. Okay. The I mean Blessings to everyone.

insanely arbitrary. No, there's pa there's reasons. It's like the milk. We just don't know. Okay. Don't wash your hair. This is a big one. Okay. Don't wash your hair or cut your hair. It's because there's like luck and stuff in hair. That's what Rachel said. And I was like, That kinda makes sense. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. I'm very lu I'm lucky. Yeah. And I have a lot of hair. You do, you do. Who knew those were connected, but now I know. Oh uh oh. I have very little hair.

Which must mean I'm out of luck. And and it's and it's getting diminished in the You are a very lucky person. I am, I am. Don't eat porridge or congee. We're not gonna count oatmeal. Oh porridge is omium. I blew it. Uh my lunar year's not good. No, don't don't Say that. Okay, but I've done virtually all the things wrong. So I didn't blow salt, I did cut my toenails, I used scissors.

I took out the trash this morning. I ate porridge. You took out the trash. Okay, just don't wash your hair. That's the that's gonna be a good thing. Okay, I watched it yesterday, so I'm sure I'll make it through today without It says don't wear all black. It's okay. You're not wearing all black. Or all white. Don't be over six foot two. I know. I sent this morning to the group, Happy Lunar New Year, Year of the Horse, here we go. And then Erica sent this list and yeah.

Laura and Amy were like, I've already done all those things. Okay. Don't wake up early. How early did you wake up? Early.'Cause we're back to school today. Six fifteen. But is that Is that earlier than normal or normal? That's on the early side. Yeah. Boy.

Don't nap At this point I should just list everything I've done today and it'll virtually be the null hypothesis of this list. Don't nap during the day. Haven't yet. Okay, so don't do that. Don't break anything. Oh. You broke something. No, I didn't, but now I know. As soon as you tell someone not to break something, they're gonna break something. Don't cry. Oh.

I already teared up this morning watching the pilot of that show. Oh no, but you didn't did you have spillage? You said it didn't spill over. No, I had some tears. Okay. Um don't eat quote bitter foods. I haven't done that, but I am taking Delti to lunch after this. Just don't order anything bitter. Okay. Um and don't wash your clothes. I can handle that. Now don't wash your clothes is interesting because that one crosses over with my my parents.

you know, superstition about on New Year's Day you can't do laundry. Mm. So that's interesting. What are the ones from New Year's Day? Don't eat meat Um On New Year's. On New Day. Okay, New Year's Day. Um don't Wash clothes. Don't spend money. Eat collard greens and black eyed peas. Well, m mainly eat black eyed peas. That's like if you don't. My mom like was just like forcing it into our mouths. Um collar greens I had a thought about your mom just

yesterday. What did you think? I was thinking she too was a brown girl that grew up in Savannah, Georgia. Yeah. Did she have a white boy? Did she love white boys? No. She didn't it. Well, that I know of. You ever asked her? No. She doesn't like talking about that kind of thing. I'd like to talk to her about that. No, I'm gonna do it. Do you like white boys nearly? No, no. She she She probably knew

that that wasn't an option for her. I'm sure there's a lot of white boys that'll loved it. No, no. Not not because her exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She probably knew that she was gonna need to marry an Indian man. Yeah. Um so I got real curious. I think it was when I walked through your house there's a picture of her when she's young. Yeah, she's seventeen. It's a beautiful picture of her. Yeah, so I was I think I was just thinking, Yeah, she was in high school with a bunch of white dudes. Did she

Have crushes on white d's or does she like I don't even think about it'cause I know I gotta marry an Indian I don't know, I'm there's there's a lot there. Did she ever have a boyfriend before your death? I don't think so. You don't know. I don't know. But I think I would know. I wouldn't know if she had.'Cause she would have told you? I think it would be. come up. It would have come up. They don't like talking about their past their love life?

They devi Did your dad have a girlfriend? I've never heard about anyone's love life before my Are you not curious if your dad had a girlfriend ever before your mom or your mom had a boyfriend? I just think it was a different time and a different

type of thing. Like, I don't think they did it. Well, my mom a little different cause she was here. Mm-hmm. But I think in India, no, at that time they weren't having girlfriends and stuff. They were like In school, playing cricket and then trying to get to America. They lived in a village. Yeah. One of the screensavers now on Apple TV is of Kerala and it's unbelievable. It's it's of tea plantations on the side of mountains and I'm like

I know. I don't think I'll ever know. I just don't think You're never gonna ask. I don't they don't wanna talk about that tax. I wanna can I ask them independently, not in front of each other. That may be awkward. Comes up v very naturally. Don't put either of them on the spot. If you're gonna put someone on the spot, it better be my dad. Yeah, I could. I'll get a beer in'em. Let's go for a walk.

A show can I get a couple of beers in'em and I'll I'll be drinking an NA. Oh, you're gonna trick him. I gotta trick him. I'm gonna put it in a real beer bottle. Oh no. Oh, also I think I know the other reason I was thinking about it. Okay. Because of our really wonderful guests. And if people didn't listen to this episode, I think they should. I think it's one of these very special episodes. But um the head of the Kinsey Institute. And he was talking about the success rate of Arrange marriages.

And not just the success rate,'cause I think that could be misleading, like they stay together, but it's also like sexual fulfillment. Attraction, all those track as high as any other marriage on average. So yeah, maybe that also got me real curious about your parents. Yeah. I think they just both knew

um they were gonna marry something semi arranged. Probably my dad definitely thought he would have an arranged marriage. Yeah, but young men you know, young men find ways, I hate to say they find ways. I don't need to know about it. So don't tell you when I find out. No, tell me. Would you wanna know if your dad had a a a sweetheart? Yeah. Yeah. I wanna know if any of them did, I guess. But And I'd like to know the whole story. My mom is a really, really

She's not such a good girl. She's sitting at home right now watching naughty YouTube videos of divorce trials where people poop on beds. She's got a freak side. Listen, she's uh o over time. But when she was young, she did exactly what she was supposed to do. She did everything my grandparents wanted her to do. She did she checked off all

So, um no, I don't think she was Okay. I don't think she had her light on for that. Yeah. Vacancy summer. Open for business. Yeah, yeah. She had no vacancy. So yeah. I mean when my mom and dad met she was probably twenty two, twenty one. That's young. Yeah. Yeah. But your dad was like twenty six or seven? Yeah, he's seven years older than her.

Twenty eight. Maybe they were t let me a I will ask her that. Okay. Say stop talking about me. Say Dax is gonna hit you in separately with some follow up questions. Don't if he calls you, don't pick up. Anywho, so what were we oh yeah, you're the horse. We have such opposite moms is what it is. Like m I mean, it's crazy'cause my mom's here right now. Yeah. Yeah. Uh she's been here for a week and like

I know ever I think I know every single thing. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. Well, uh each one has its pros and cons. Everything is trade-offs. Sure. Yeah. It's just cult part of it's I I I think part of it for m me is double whammy culture. It's like Indian culture and southern culture. Like there's both things don't lend itself to that. Yeah. And mm we were definitely asymmetric in what my mom told us. I didn't have any other friends who

mom. Right. Yeah. Like your mom is probably on one end of the spectrum and my mom is probably on the very opposite end of the spectrum. Yeah. I think it's that's what I'm saying. Like I think we had like opp literally opposite. Yeah.

That's in that regard. Yeah. Did we finish all the year of the horse stuff? I kinda sorry. Um Do you read stuff on Instagram and it alleviates stuff? And granted, I recognize it probably figured me out and it's giving me stuff that helps alleviate. But the one thing that was very viral for the last few months is that men who disobeyed

traffic rules make better husbands. Have you seen this? Oh my god. All these are so dumb. But it's citing a study. What did it say? That they're more creative by nature and they keep things more novel and interesting and fun. Huh. So of course every guy who drives like an idiot has been forwarded in this. It's like very, very viral. So that one of course I loved and and then when I saw that was s just made me feel so good. It's it was like um researchers say

Couples who don't celebrate Valentine's Day are happier. And I was like Oh, I think I saw that. Did you that and I was like, Oh thank God. I mean who is doing these studies? This is not the these aren't true. Well, we don't know it's not true. Well, we're poking holes in like huge studies. We're not gonna poke holes in this I'm only saying we had the head of the Kinsey Institute, and it's tons of studies like that exist. I know. I just

I it's just so individual. It doesn't make sense. Like if you guys celebrated Valentine's Day, it's not gonna make it No. But it's just comforting to know that people who don't celebrate report h higher sexual. The man like who doesn't want to be going to the I mean that's the thing that keeps me from

quote celebrate. It's like it's the worst day in the year to try to go out to a restaurant or go get flowers or anything. It's like it just makes anything that would be normally enjoyable really unenjoyable. It is but then you but you don't have to go out you can just Saying happy Valentine's Day or giving a card. What happens for better or worse is my gr my girls are my Valentines. Yeah. And so I went

all out you guys did for my girls. All I'll say is that um someone had a a a less than exciting Valentine's Day uh versus their anticipation. So I know that my daughter loves floaties for the pool. So I got heart shaped floaties. Wow. I made each of them handmade cards. Drew pictures and then I wrote really That's so cute. You know how I felt about them. So I put I put several hours into my Valentine's on Saturday. That's beautiful. Yeah. And then my mom's in town. Yes.

She's been my Valentine for fifty one years. So it just it really becomes a bandwidth. Uh all my resources went to the little ones and I definitely neglected my mom and Kristen. But I think from Kristen and my mom's point of view. They saw that I was spending a lot of my energy on my other two Valentine's gift. Kristen, that is the Valentine's gift. I s I hope so. I think so. I think so too. Yeah. Um

Jess and I celebrate a Valentine's Day together. Tell me what'd you do? Um Did you dare go to a restaurant? We did. And? Um'cause Houston's on Saturday has chili. Only on Saturday. And it's really good. And his pig wanted it. Uhhuh. And at first he was like, Oh God, like it's Valentine's Day. I mean, yeah. And he said, We're gonna get it. Happy wife, happy life.

So we went. So my mom is in town and I said, um yesterday I took her well, I took her to breakfast the day before, and then last night I took her to dinner at Capitol Grill. And she said, You know what I really haven't had in a while is Houston's and I go, Yeah. Uh uh I said Oh God. I said, Yeah, mom, I'm I I don't go to Houston's anymore. I can't wait an hour. I mean good for them and they deserve it. This food is so fucking good. Did you have the chili? Yeah, it's so good. Is it

It's so good. I know that you were going there on Sundays in the past because they had grilled cheese and soup. That's right. That's their special on Sunday, but their special on Saturday is chili. Do they have a special every day or just or just the weekends? It's uh the they have a special soup every day. Oh, okay. So the chili is the soup on Saturday and the tomato soup is the now th I had gone the weekend before To get the chili. Okay. And I got there at like six or was seated at like six.

And it had it was sold out. Oh fuck. So I waited the whole week and then we went we went at like One thirty two. Yeah, yeah. Good time. Yeah. And it wasn't sold out. So I got to have it. Okay, great. Um, and then we went to Highland Park. All right. It was in search of a plant. I'm looking for a plant plants for my house. And uh yeah, and this place was recommended. We go there. It was closed.

But uh we went to some other cute we bopped around and it's just so fun to bop around places you're not normally bopping. Yes, it uh it slows time down. It does and it feels like you're on vacation in your own city. And so we did that. And then um he said he saw a billboard of uh with Jamie Lee Curtis on it. Okay. Reminder Jess is gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said, oh, Jamie Lee Curtis, she's so She's so hot. And I was like, Oh and he was like, like in true lies.

And I said, Oh, I've never seen that. And he was like, Oh yeah, she's like so uh she's so hot in it and I was like, Oh, okay, well I wanna watch that. Yeah. So when our night was over, I started True Lies. Great movie. Oh, I was loving it. I didn't finish it yet. James Cameron. Exactly. Yeah. And I was really enjoying it. And I will say for a lot of it, I was like, what is Jessica. She plays a nerdy housewife until she finds out her husband is a spy.

And then she locks into spy vibe. Exactly. And there's one you see her boobs or you see her She gets her boobs involved. Yeah, that's what he said. He was like I just liked her boobs and and her hair and I said, Oh, when she put water in her hair. Yeah, I think she slicked it back and got her boobs over. Yeah. There it is. She's lifting them up.

We have a picture of a nice picture up of her tugging tugging him up. Maybe we could get a picture up of her before she turns because I'm watching and I'm like Oh, this boy is so gay. Uh-huh. He doesn't know. Yes. She's got like a guy's haircut and uh Sally Jesse Raphael's glasses on. And she's in like a lot of clothes. I mean, she's still pretty, like her face is still pretty. But she's not doing herself a ton of favors with

her style. And it's meant it's uh clearly meant to be that way.'Cause it's supposed to be a specially the trope of the girl who's not pretty till she takes her glasses off. And then the question is does she ever see that? Remember that was my riddle. How does she know? There. Anyway, so that was interesting because I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you put your glasses on when you watch TV? No. Never.

And actually we were watching I was watching a show with Jess and Anna where there were sho there was a little big part of the show. Oh heated rivalry. Very popular show. Um, a lot of that show is via text. Oh. And I they had to play roles. And read them out loud because it was nice of them because I couldn't read them. Um, I guess that is all the things for Year of the Horse.

Okay, great. Um Well you're doing sounds like you're acing it. So far so good. I haven't cried yet. I just wanna point out now that the lunar calendar is three hundred and sixty days long. Do you know this? Oh, I didn't know that. That's how many times it takes the moon to go through its full cycle twelve times. And that is how original calendars were Made. But as we now know, it takes us three hundred and sixty-five and a quarter days to go around the sun.

So every year the lunar calendar falls five point two five days behind the real. Yeah. That makes sense. That's why we're into February right now. I know and it must Must change um next year it must be again five days earlier. We're going backwards, I'm sure, because it's gonna come up in three hundred and sixty days again.

Yeah. So it'll be five days earlier next year. Interesting. And that makes me wonder if it's gonna overlap with the And that's generally one of my criticisms of The uh astrology is that we're using a birthday that's based on the real time it takes to go around the Okay. Well, um I think one thing you're probably not supposed to do today is criticize Lunar New Year. Okay. All right. Um and they said like well according to Rachel, you're supposed to like

Like you're setting the tone so you can like buy s you buy a treat for yourself or for somebody else. Um she was like, you can spend money. Oh good. Yeah. Okay, so get a tree for yourself. So the opposite of what my parents' superstition was for New Year's. Right. Abundance versus scarcity. Yeah, and Eileen, I like abundance. While we're talking about TV shows, I do wanna say

And I make a strong I I br pretty much begged you yesterday. Yes. Which I don't rr r do. I do I save that card for probably once every couple of years will I say. I'm not just saying this is a good show. I'm saying I'm really need you to watch this show. Yeah. So a knight in the seven kingdoms. Yes. Which is in the Game of Thrones world. Yep. I was reluctant to try. I don't know why. Me too. I uh me too.

So I started as reluctant to try and then I watched it the first episode. I was like, I don't know, this is a comedy? Yeah. It's very disorienting. Within five minutes you see someone shitting. Yeah. Well you like see it, see it squirting. Kind of like the gal at the uh grocery store I sent you the video of. Exactly that. Real Hershey squirts. And I'm like, whoa. And then it's smaller and now these what's funny is now these are all things I l actually love about it.

It it's one character. You're following a it's a a character story, unlike the all the other worlds where there's so many characters. Yeah. But I will say by uh so I'm I'm strongly urging everyone to watch it. And and mostly I want you to go to episode three. Because in my opinion, it gets better and better. I guess I probably settle into the tone. Mm-hmm. And then there is some plot.

There's such good plot in this show. Yeah, it's really good. And wait till you see episode five. Oh, good. Well because we've all seen these battle scenes on Game of Thrones, and they're done a certain way, and they're huge spectacles. But the way they do this.

You are so inside the one character's experience of one of these things and it's just an entirely different look at it. And it's so good. I can't believe how fucking good that show is. I'm really enjoying it. You told me yesterday and I watched four episodes. I'm very grateful and proud. I'm proud of you. Yes. And um there's a little boy on it that is so fucking cute. His name is Dex. Dex Soul is his middle name. He's so

Cute and good, and I love him. And like sometimes he gets sad and it makes me want to cry. Oh, I don't think I should watch it tonight. Why?'Cause I'm not supposed to cry today. Okay. Well, our our lead character as well, the more the show goes on, I think he looks so much like Robert Redford. It drives me crazy. I can't even stand it. That's not the angle where he looks a ton like Robert Redford. But if you're dead on, you're right. He is an enormous Robert Redford.

You are right. Yeah, it's crazy. And back to our original theory. There's only like so many copies of humans. I know. And then you start seeing the repeats. Well, ding ding ding to our guests today.

We had a guest on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A recording. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's do some facts. Yeah. I'm gonna start with the fact that I I must have told a hundred people since we interviewed him. I find him to be impossibly charming. The soup to nuts attractiveness of him is crazy. Physically The face, the body, the spirit. I agree. God is he a catch. Okay. So it was a weird ding ding ding because he talked about water fights. The water?

gunfights and water fights and I had just brought this up in your neighb he said in this neighborhood they would have water fights. Remember I just asked you Yeah. I was like, Did you guys ever do like water fights in your neighborhood? Like I did and you said no, it was to girly. To baby. Oh yeah, baby. I've learned to not say girly and say baby. Thank you. I appreciate that.'Cause those are different. Yeah, they are. I mean

To boys, they mean the same thing. That's why why not just say that? Well, that's what b I like boys to change, because they aren't the same thing. And to think that all girls are. What I mean by that is both things are meant to emasculate the boy. Exactly. Yeah. And that that is very bad for women. to call to use girl as a pejorative to a boy.

Um should we care about babies? No, because babies literally go like they are what they are. They poop their pants. They they haven't their brains are small. That's not their fault. Uh Okay, black men have lowest life expectancy in the US, yes. um of any major demographic group living an average of approximately sixty nine to seventy two years, which is about four to five years less than white men. Oh, this was so cute. He mentioned his kids' soccer game, super cute, but I just

Wanted to give the backstory that he he asked if he could change the recording time so he could go to his kids' soccer game. And I thought that was like And we said, No. No, fuck that. Pick your career. No, we said, okay. What's the place in Star Trek where you go to live out the next generation? The Nexus. That was the only side of him we saw that was Kind of a ladybone kill. No. No. No. It's okay to like start. No. If you're on a dating app profile and the guy's like

Star Trek number one. You're like, uh oh. No, listen. Be honest. I'm being let me talk. Okay. Now, if you are across from Sterling and he is Hot, smart, funny, interesting, any like uh great buns, any like Star Trek? I'm like, oh yes, that's cool. That's a hundred percent true. Now. Full honesty, you're looking at there's a picture of two white guys, they're the same looks, one says I love Star Trek in his bio. Uh-huh. And the other one says.

I love um challengers. Are they hot? They're the same. That's my whole point. They're the same, but are they hot? That matters. They're right on the border. You wouldn't describe'em as hot and you certainly wouldn't say they're not attractive. They're just they're neutral. Um, I don't think it would be a deterrent. I really don't. Okay. Because I actually like When Someone has a niche. So Max, Callie's Max, loves sci fi and It's unexpected. Yeah.

And I think it's so cool. Do we agree that there's a trope about Trekkies or I there is but I don't Did you see the movie with Sam Rockwell and Tim Allen? No, I didn't. You didn't? It's very famous. They play like versions of Star Trek and they go to a convention and then they really get taken by aliens and they really are. They have to be Star Trek. I just think it's oh no, I haven't seen that. Galaxy quest.

Galaxy Quest. Okay. Great movie. I just think that's a stereotype from movies. Yeah. And no, I think when someone has a niche or something they really like, it's cool. Like you have cars. I know, I know, but I don't think those are comparable niches. Well to me they are because I have no interest in cars and I have no interest in Star Trek. Sure. And I actually don't think

I I like that you know a lot about a subject. I think that's cool. Sure, that part is cool. But I will say cars is a physical endeavor that takes you out of your house and you're either working on them or uh uh enhancing them and then you're out driving them in the world. Like it's a very active hobby. Okay. Versus I like to sit in my room and watch Star Trek. Th that's different. Well, I don't know if they sit in the room and watch it. They might they probably like

read. I think they like read a lot. I'm scared to say this one'cause I have a c a lot of uh I have some close friends that this is their religion, but what if you see like big D it says in the profile D live for D and D. So I I actually Again, it just is so dependent on the rest of them because it could We could sound like that. It's like we played Katan every day for like a year and a half. That's true.

And that is not that different. Like I mean. I well, I mean it's a little it's way more in depth the uh Dungeons and Dragons. I know that for a fact. Well, here's the other thing. I feel like there's a world in which I I would probably love Dungeons and Dragons. You think so? Well,'cause it's like it's a game and you have characters and it's a whole world and like Yeah. I just think some of these interests do signal a personality type that they want to be in another world.

And I think they want to be in a world where they will be this fantasy version of themselves. Will be really celebrated. And I think there it's okay to say there's a personality type that's attracted to that fantasy. I I know, but I just don't know if that comes

Wanting to escape I think is universal. True. And uh everyone just finds their own way to do that. Yeah. And I don't know. I'm rhyming old and unfair. Well, I just think it's person look, I I mean I'm probably not gonna I mean, maybe I am, but I'm probably not gonna date the most stereotypical what you're what you're thinking about Trekkies. At the convention, dressed up. Right. Like they greet you at the thing. Yeah, that thing. Yeah. It's also just like they don't want to date you.

I'm not being fair. They don't want to date me because I don't even understand their world. I apologize to everyone. I also think I really do. I think community is beautiful. Is there any hobby someone have that would be off putting to you? Yeah. Okay, tell me. Like UFC. Um participating. No, like they love watching it. UFC and talking about UFC. I'm let on the

Sure, Trekkie versus. I I'm not but also like I just wanna know, do you not filter like do you uh is there anything that's not yeah red flag or filter screens that like I wanna s this is gonna be tricky because I have a lot of friends who love this and people I love so I shouldn't do this. But like I think if what's listed in their bio is that they love to hunt.

Uh-huh. I'm probably like, eh, you're you're probably not for me. Uh-huh. Which isn't necessarily fair because I have friends who love to hunt. Yeah who I I would be happy to be married to. Yeah. So You know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, was Kristen at NYU in ninety-eight? Yes. Yeah. She was a freshie. Yeah. She entered ninety eight, left two thousand one, which according to her. Yeah. Not the most reliable source. I didn't say it. A friend uh you know him too.

his boyfriend's mother is Indian. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. And um is trying to arrange something for one of the sons and there's apparently some chat you can be on, like this this this group chat and it's all parents who have children from Ivy League schools that are now doctors that they're trying to imagine. And someone was kicked out because they got their MD from UCLI. Yes. And I'm like, you guys. Kicked out. Kicked out of the chat. How did you get into the chat?

That's so embarrassing. Like for the people who care. I just like, man, you you what I think is you really bought into this thing. This Ivy League thing. Yes. Wow. Okay. You said he was on ER. That was That's hot. Really hot and exciting. Um, and so I looked up that episode. I hadn't gotten there yet in my rewatch. Oh. Season ten, uh episode thirteen titled Get Carter.

Which uh definitely has to do with Noah Wiley'cause he was Carter. And that was a movie Get Carter. Oh. So it's a nod to that. It was called Get Carter. I believe so. Nineteen seventy one film? What's it about? And then maybe remade with two thousand with Sylvester Stunda. Yes, fly. Oh wow. Is it a basketball movie? Vegas Mobster. Isn't there a mo a basket Coach Carter? Yep. Oh, there's a Coach Carter. Yeah. I missed that one. Okay.

Let's see if there was anything else. I don't think there was. Oh! Army wives. So when I graduated college and was living at home for a year and I had an agent and I was trying to work in Atlanta because that was like all the rage. Like everything's moving to all. Don't even go to LA. All production films here now. So all the acting jobs are coming here. I would say nine out of ten auditions were for Army Wives. I auditioned so many times for Army Wives, I never booked it.

Not a once. But they kept seeing you. Yeah, they had to. They I mean they're going for like that's why that whole thing was a ruse, is it was Like five and unders, which means five lines are under, is the type of role they were casting out of Georgia. Yeah. Al always. So, um and they wanted local hires for that. Mm-hmm. But I did book Drop Dead Diva. That's my first acting role. Out of Georgia. Yeah. I didn't see Drop Dead Diva. That was a

Narrative show. It was a show. It was on sounds like a reality show. No, it was a real show and it was on I think Lifetime. Okay. That was exciting for me. I bet. Yeah. Under five. It was on it was under five. Also, you remember n notoriously during that time I auditioned for a fast food commercial and it had to do with chicken. I forget what it was. But uh they said like, Oh, you can bring a friend

for this and then I brought Callie just as like to come. Yeah. And then she booked it. This is the age old but there's a lot of these stories that bounce around. But it was so it was so early for me. That's what happened with um Tyree, I believe. Oh I think he joined his sibling for some other audition and ended up getting parenthood. Wow. Well and also Kihi Kwan notorious. Yeah. And got cast.

But it was uh that was the time where I thought every audition was gonna make or break my entire career. Oh yeah, how can you not? So for me and like'cause also they weren't very frequent. Not a few years. Yeah, once every couple of months maybe. Yeah. And so oh man, was that blow and I had to t you know Can you connect us with her? Like oh my god. But guess what? We're still friends. Um that's it. Uh okay. Were there any facts? Yeah, it's so bad. Okay, great. Mainly the one about

Um mainly my own edification. Mainly the low the life expectancy. Okay. Uh Nexus Star Trek Generation. Right. Kristen's NYU. Okay. ER. Uh there was the thing was chalked full effects. Water fights. I apologize, I apologize, it was chalkful. Uh, my bad. It's I'm not doing well with the m lunar new year. You gotta get some red on. I'm gonna put some red on for my lunch date with Delty. Okay. All right. Love you. Love you.