Sarah and Mary rage and laugh through week five of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah somewhat relates to Bao’s snoring insecurities and also truly wants a reality show where Jose takes people clothes shopping. Mary can’t imagine a fresher hell than ever having to watch Brett and Ryan attempt to get into a hammock together again. The co-hosts are relieved that Myrla is appreciative of Gil’s romantic gesture when she’s been unable to say a nice thing about literally anything else. Lots of la...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 3 min
This week, Sarah and Mary discuss small habits and personality traits that lead to some pretty great realizations about themselves (AND EACH OTHER). Sarah missed her calling of having a big career with the TSA, and turns out, Mary’s reliance on comfortable footwear speaks volumes about her as a person. From the “right way” to hang your toilet paper to speed eating, lots is revealed, and lots of laughs are had. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitt...
Aug 18, 2021•51 min
Sarah and Mary chat and laugh through week four of Married at First Sight Season 13. Mary can’t imagine a brunch without mimosas any more than she can imagine having to converse with Ryan about literally anything. Sarah is annoyed for Gil having to listen to Myrla bitch and moan about the honeymoon digs. If Rachel and Jose say one more time how content and perfect for one another they are, the co-hosts may start to believe them (NOT REALLY). Give it a listen for some hearty laughs. Subscribe, fo...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 4 min
This week, Sarah and Mary discuss a couple bizarre headlines and share some hilarious and rage-inducing personal grudge stories as well. From Big Mac’s breaking your faith to not letting your mom off the hook (if you’re Quentin Tarantino), join them as they dig through some headlines with strong opinions and big laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-...
Aug 11, 2021•49 min
Sarah and Mary discuss week three of Married at First Sight Season 13. All five couples are finally married, but the girls are less than impressed it took this many episodes to get there. Also - okay Myrla, WE GET IT - you need to “maintain your lifestyle.” Mary would rather pick up trash on the side of the road than be forced to do the “two-step” with Ryan. The co-hosts still had high hopes for two of the couples, until they saw the previews for the rest of the season. Subscribe, follow, like, ...
Aug 06, 2021•1 hr 5 min
This week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics, sharing some hilarious personal tales as well. Sarah has had enough with creeps and their entitlement and wonders how exactly a socially “criminal” act should be punished. Mary shares a story about a time she received a text message that was hard to swallow. The co-hosts are on the exact same page when it comes to stealing necklaces from dead people -- it’s a hard NO. Subscribe, follow, like...
Aug 04, 2021•48 min
Sarah and Mary discuss week two of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah is protective of sweet-baby-angel Zack, and makes a plea that as viewers, we commit to protecting his heart. Mary thinks Ryan is a slimy frat guy and even though she has nothing to really support that opinion with yet - stands by it fervently. The co-hosts have a few choice words for the experts, and wonder if Myrla wouldn’t have been better matched with Jose, as they both are giving off “bad egg” vibes. Lots of laughs --...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 7 min
This week, Sarah and Mary discuss irrational fears -- some of their own, as well as a few submitted by fellow RUMPers. From Sarah getting trapped in her pool by her own doing to Mary earning the title of “The Squirrel Lady from Philly,” there’s a lot to unpack here. Take a load off and join them for some ridiculous laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 20...
Jul 28, 2021•55 min
The passion, snark, and hilarity is back! Sarah and Mary are over the moon to discuss week one of Married at First Sight Season 13. They share their thoughts on the individuals, and like a football draft (sorry for the sports reference, Bao!) give their personal bets on the likelihood of the matches being successful -- laughing through it all. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com m...
Jul 23, 2021•1 hr 24 min
This week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics. Sarah questions if a winning “scratcher” is the gift that keeps on giving or the gift that could ultimately ruin someone’s life. Dental hygiene is merely a hobby of hers, but after reading that a lady pulled out 13 perfectly good teeth, Mary wonders how many tooth extractions are too many tooth extractions? The co-hosts agree that commenting on Facebook posts when you’re on the run might not...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min
This week, Sarah and Mary recap the Netflix series, “Sex/Life.” This episode is especially NSFW, so keep that in mind and use earbuds like the classy people that you are. Sarah is less than thrilled with Billie's poor decisions and weak character, however, like most, is appropriately thrilled with the shower scene in episode three. Mary needs a private room and a Xanax to get through this series but she wouldn’t have it any other way. Lots of laughs - give it a listen wherever you get your podca...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 13 min
This week, Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Date With Danger.” Sarah has a hard time with Gavin’s complete disregard for personal space and Nicki’s inability to see red flags. Mary can’t understand why someone would want to move in together after one month, especially since she’s pretty sure they haven’t even gotten to second base. Neither of the co-hosts are able to make sense of a necklace and a key-chain that was supposed to have relevance, but just like always, it doesn’t matter —...
Jul 07, 2021•1 hr 8 min
This week, in honor of Pride Month, Sarah and Mary recap the cult movie classic, “But I’m a Cheerleader.” From the satire, stereotypes, and sexual innuendos to the star-studded cast (Natasha Lyonne, RUPAUL!!) — this movie is the best. The eyes-wide-open french kissing scene brings back a wave of less-than-ideal memories to Sarah, while Mary is obsessed with the name of the gay bar in the movie and wants to pay homage by getting tee-shirts made. Have a listen and some laughs as the girls share th...
Jun 30, 2021•57 min
This week, Sarah and Mary take a swing at recapping the trending Netflix movie, “Awake.” Sarah admires the actor’s ability to nail being “really tired,” and wonders if it might be time to start using closed captioning when she confuses books about “mapping” for “napping.” Mary is uncomfortable seeing a group of naked people watching the sun set and determines she probably wouldn’t have a high rate of survival in a dystopian zombie scenario. Lots of laughs ensue, and that’s all that really matter...
Jun 23, 2021•55 min
The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare.” It’s the fourth installment in the “Stalked By My Doctor” Lifetime movie series, and no surprise, it’s ridiculously perfect in every way. The co-hosts also have a blast and some laughs talking shop and learning some inside scoop with the writer and director of the film, Jeff Hare. Treat yourselves and give it a listen. Subscribe, follow, like, and review whereve...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Secrets of a Gold Digger Killer.” Sarah shares her own story about being propositioned to move in with a man when she was a waitress — it was not exactly the same lavish scenario as Celeste, but he WAS older & is now dead. Mary can’t quite figure out if it’s responsible or potentially “murdery” to take out life insurance policies on your kids. Sarah and Mary agree they wouldn’t mind having their own room at the mysterious “Terrace View'' for a few da...
Jun 16, 2021•57 min
Sarah and Mary recap MAFS Season 12’s “Where Are They Now?” episode and manage to whittle down the network’s two hours of “meh” to an hour of a podcast full of entertainment and big laughs. Mary is thrilled that Jacob might’ve found someone to bore for eternity and Sarah has an unexpected, new hope for Clara and Ryan. Briana’s baby voice, fresh divorces, Haley’s classic cat’s a**hole pout — it’s all here and then some — have a listen & enjoy! Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you ...
Jun 11, 2021•57 min
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Soccer Mom Madam.” Sarah is impressed with Anna’s hustle and drive, yet confused with her choice to have an “Eyes Wide Shut” themed Sweet Sixteen party for her daughter — including a pig wearing a tutu. Mary is bummed that the madam in charge ends up at Rikers, but less bummed than when she discovers she ultimately ends up at a pig farm. Inspired by true events, this one has a lot of laughs and leaves the girls questioning their career. Subscribe, follow...
Jun 09, 2021•58 min
Sarah and Mary have a fun chat with the screenwriter for Lifetime’s “A Predator Returns,” the all around amazing human, John Doolan. Take a listen for some inside scoop on Lifetime movie ridiculousness and have some laughs while you’re at it. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and join us on Patreon. sarahcolonna.com maryradzinski.com © 2020-2021 Are You My Podcast?...
Jun 04, 2021•40 min
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Party Gone Wrong.” There are some dark themes and an important cautionary message, but hoo boy, there is plenty of room to talk sh*t — starting with April’s inability to pick friends. Sarah can’t imagine letting a lifelong friendship go because of a rumor that proves not to be true -- dig a little, maybe? Mary has a hard time watching the girls attempt to sneak around and hide from their captors while wearing very loud high heels. A scene between a bro...
Jun 02, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Part two of MAFS reunion leaves Sarah and Mary mixed with emotions, laughter, and a good bit of anger. Sarah is none too pleased with Kevin’s double standards when it comes to pretty much everything — especially Chris, Paige, Haley and Jacob — and makes a pretty fair case as to why Sarah and Mary should be hosting the reunion specials. Mary is hell bent on defending Jacob, especially when it seems like Pastor Cal and Kevin don’t seem to agree. The girls are thankful for Viviana and Pepper speaki...
May 28, 2021•1 hr
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May 27, 2021•39 min
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Predator Returns.” The shark themed sequel to “A Predator’s Obsession,” is nothing less than ridiculous in the most entertaining way. Sarah has a hard time reconciling Courtney’s poor upper body strength and lack of water survival skills once it’s revealed she is, in fact, a lifeguard. Mary is forced to self sooth due to the amount of willy-nilly cellphone play and wonders why it isn’t a bigger deal when a daughter and mother find out they’re boning th...
May 26, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Part one of MAFS reunion leaves nothing on the table except for the rest of Chris’s tantrum and Jacob and Haley’s entire journey. Sarah isn’t content with Chris saying that “a car is a car” when asked why he purchased a Mercedes for his ex-girlfriend, ignoring the bigger, far more glaring offense of wearing a way too similar suit to Pastor Dwight. Plaid. Mary isn’t pleased with any of it and is angry about having to wait another week to get the gang entirely together. Happy or not, laughs are ha...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Sorority Sister Killer,” and boy, it’s a fun one. Mary is very turned off by the sorority’s “house mom,” Lana, but also wonders if that wouldn’t be the perfect job for her and Sarah. Sarah is critical of the hazing process that the pledges go through, yet acknowledges that those girls were a touch less enthusiastic about the alcohol involvement than she’d be. The big lesson the co-hosts take away is that it’s imperative to wear flats when drinking on a r...
May 19, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Sarah and Mary are as eager as the couples to FINALLY get to Decision Day and — along with the rest of the world — are none too thrilled with the extensive time spent on Chris and Paige. Sarah is incensed with Chris’s insincere act of chivalry when he gives Paige his jacket to warm her up only AFTER they are back inside and out of the cold. Mary can’t help but feel the emptiness and indifference in Jacob, sincerely wishing him a perfectly cooked sirloin in his near future to perk him up. The co-...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Sarah and Mary laugh their way through a recap of the Lifetime movie “Burning Little Lies” in this week’s episode. Sarah enjoys a good old fashioned, near-death cliff scene and determines she’d rather be courted by a murderer than wooed with the gift of a bird’s nest. Mary’s unable to get over the fact that a daughter planned her father’s funeral knowing that her sister would miss it, and also realizes she’s fine to never attend a chili cook-off. The co-hosts motor through a 90 Day Fiancé “Happi...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 24 min
With the help of past couples, Sarah and Mary discuss the dreaded and exciting Decision Day. Amani & Woody, Karen & Miles, and Jamie & Beth attempt to try to tell it like it is on this week’s fluffy filler episode. But thankfully, Sarah and Mary take the reins and cut the BS. The co-hosts also buzz through 90 Day Fiancé “Happily Ever After” and share their thoughts, some random nuggets of wisdom, and of course, a bunch of hearty laughs. Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever yo...
May 07, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Sarah and Mary attempt to break down the Lifetime movie, “How I Met Your Murderer.” They get through it, but not without some major word struggles, plot holes, and laughter induced tears. Mack (ugh), the main character, is a True Crime Podcaster and Sarah has as hard a time believing that as she does saying the phrase “true crime podcaster.” Mary isn’t clear why Mack spends the bulk of her free time hanging out at a school pool, particularly when she never takes a dip. Even though the movie is l...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Even though this feels like the longest MAFS season ever, Sarah and Mary are still hyped to talk to each other and sink their teeth into the various relationships. With only two days left until decision day, Sarah is concerned that Clara is sweeping her sexual frustration under the rug, and contrary to Ryan saying they’ve “both put everything into the relationship,” there’s one thing he hasn’t “put in“ — and that’s the problem. Mary is positive that Haley’s change of attitude this week has more ...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 18 min
