You wanna win this game, you gotta play by the rules...the rules of Schizopolis... Awesome episode description so good you want to smile like Wario. Brief recap of the films' premises and reference to our history with their respective filmmakers. Nasty reference to something Anthony doesn't like when i talk about. Thirteen minute long land acknowlegement. Talk about trading card game. Download 480p episodes of long island medium. Find a better place to put to-do list Intro - (00:00:00) Schizopol...
Aug 05, 2025•1 hr 31 min
You ain't ready for this one. I would challenge ANYONE to watch these 4 movies and not smile. We got it all; anger, artistry, love, music, hope, despair, loss, passion...there's nothing I can say to capture it. These films speak for themselves. Listen to this episode in the bathroom at your homie's wedding. this episode gets two big booms! BOOM...BOOM Intro - (00:00:00) Hiroshima mon amour - (00:05:02) Ali: Fear Eats the Soul - (00:31:13) Love & Basketball - (01:00:34) La haine - (01:29:45) ...
Jul 15, 2025•2 hr 1 min
Our most "normal" episode yet sees Sean get political, Anthony reading Norm of the North Fandom articles while Sean gets political, and some light discussion of the relevant films. Anxiety surrounding the intersection of labor, political economy and personal life is the bread and butter of Ermanno Olmi, occasionally called "the Italian Jacques Tati." But this is an AMERICAN style podcast with sloppy grits and butter pies on the side, so we watch In the Heat of the Night and El Norte, two films a...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 54 min
TU BI TUBI Our Wellesian foray comes to a close with this thunderous final installment! F is for Fake is the strongest contender yet for Kane's crown...can a nonfiction film do the impossible and top our lists for the season??? Featuring Jeff Spicoli of Harvard University to discuss his role as Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Intro - (00:00:00) Coup de grâce - (00:04:28) Quai des Orfevres - (00:34:49) Fast Times at Ridgemont High - (00:46:27) F for Fake - (01:25:00) Rankings - (02:25:...
Jun 16, 2025•2 hr 39 min
Another heater this week as we nestle metaphorically in the hypothetical rolls of Orson Welles' big belly in heaven. I'm writing this the day Brian Wilson died, and I heard that he's playing Orson's titties like bongo drums to make beautiful music for Jesus while he sleeps. Almost makes you forget about the genocide in Gaza, eh? This season was incomplete without a Kurosawa, so we fix that. Throne of Blood is kind of an honorary Welles film too, because its based on Shakespeare and good. Jubilee...
Jun 02, 2025•1 hr 47 min
Just noticing I misspelled Antoine Doinel's last name in the previous description. We really are set apart from the beasts by our capacity to learn, don't you think? A mistake is the most human thing of all, precisely because we can recognize it as such. Speaking of mistakes, Love on the Run concludes the 400 Blows-iverse with the correct message: there is nothing in life so beautiful that it isn't worth throwing away to smoke cigarettes and hook up with women who don't respect you. The White Sh...
May 26, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Our quest to Unseat Citizen Kane as "the best one" surges onward! Francois Truffaut, illustrious director of The 400 Blows, steps up to the plate with two Legacy Sequels featuring that film's protagonist...but now, Antoine Donel is grown, and he's going to make the society that has imprisoned him feel every one of those 400 blows. He accomplishes this task through casual sex. This is typically how the French accomplish their tasks. But we're far from done with Orson Welles. In the coming weeks, ...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 30 min
Anthony and Sean, The Gods of Cinema, return. And this season is all business. No more sandy beaches. No more Margaritas. No more mysterious tattoos of LatinX ""cuties."" We begin with our seminal review of Citizen Kane, and from now on every film we watch this season will have to measure up to it. Like Anubis weighing sinners' hearts against a feather, so shall we compare the value of each work to that which has been called "The Movie." Our definitive review of this definitive masterpiece lays ...
May 12, 2025•1 hr 31 min
The Emperor Of Podcast Award Shows crawls from his tomb once again to mercilessly dictate the winners and losers of this season of Always See Everything. Witness in horror as The Trentie casts his dark glare over David Lynch, Wim Wenders, David Cronenberg, David Dekalog and many others as they quake in terror beneath the weight of his dark judgement. Anthony and Sean are mere pawns in his game, can only guess at his veiled intentions. They watch the tense muscles of his back as he climbs back in...
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 38 min
Intro - (00:00:00) I Am Curious Yellow & Blue - (00:04:05) It Happened One Night & Heaven Can Wait - (01:08:56) Judex - (01:19:50) Rankings - (01:35:51)
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr 45 min
The soul-wrenching conclusion to our two-part barn-burner on late great experimental filmmaker Stan Brakhage. We manage to perfectly and flawlessly interpret the symbolic and aesthetic intention behind each and every one of his films. We get a Ouija board and the man himself confirms it, we were dead on every time. It's almost too easy for us, honestly. Intro - (00:00:00) By Brakhage: An Anthology, Volume Two - (00:02:30) Rankings - (00:47:43)
Mar 31, 2025•56 min
Anthony and Sean are buried in an avalanche of experimental silent short films, with only one managing to crawl out. Who will survive in this game of Brakhage? Certainly not Stan Brakhage! He is long dead. Intro - (00:00:00) By Brakhage: An Anthology, Volume One - (00:06:08)
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Intro - (00:00:00) Rosemary's Baby - (00:03:19) Che - (00:44:36) Female Trouble - (01:12:52) Rankings - (01:39:38)
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 51 min
Intro - (00:00:00) My Life As a Dog - (00:04:14) The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum - (00:21:06) The Others - (00:45:48) Black Moon - (01:08:46) Rankings - (01:38:00)
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 49 min
Intro - (00:00:00) The Killers - (00:02:44) The Killing - (00:26:25) Kill! - (00:43:07) Rankings - (01:01:28)
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Intro - (00:00:00) Band of Outsiders - (00:06:07) Kanal - (00:26:25) Day for Night - (00:41:03) Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters - (01:04:17) Rankings - (01:53:15)
Feb 17, 2025•2 hr 5 min
Intro - (00:00:00) Pepe le moko - (00:03:40) The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp - (00:22:22) The Umbrellas of Cherbourg - (00:40:43) Crash - (00:57:13) Rankings - (01:32:52)
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 44 min
Intro - (00:00:00) Trouble in Paradise - (00:06:32) Contempt - (00:19:51) Don't Look Back - (00:44:49) Jellyfish Eyes - (01:11:14) Rankings - (01:44:47)
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 54 min
Intro - (00:00:00) The Complete Monterey Pop Festival - (00:02:36) Rankings - (00:46:45)
Jan 27, 2025•58 min
Intro - (00:00:00) The Incredible Shrinking Man - (00:28:25) Secret Honor - (00:36:11) Thelma & Louise - (00:41:12) David Lynch The Art Life - (01:22:54) Rankings - (01:43:13)
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 57 min
Intro - (00:00:00) One-Eyed Jacks - (00:02:32) Twin Peaks: The Return - (00:16:36) Rankings - (01:23:44)
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 27 min
Intro - (00:00:00) Twin Peaks - (00:02:37) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me - (01:52:28) Rankings - (02:26:37)
Jan 06, 2025•2 hr 35 min
Intro - (00:00:00) A Very Turtle Christmas - (00:09:27) Our Hit New Christmas Song - (00:29:11)
Dec 24, 2024•46 min
Intro - (00:00:00) 3 Women - (00:09:28) Eve's Bayou - (00:45:59) Down By Law - (01:23:54) Inland Empire - (01:42:14) Rankings - (02:44:33)
Dec 16, 2024•3 hr
Intro - (00:00:00) Solaris - (00:05:56) Man Bites Dog - (00:43:12) Paper Moon - (01:05:30) Mulholland Dr. - (01:34:09) Rankings - (02:11:55)
Dec 09, 2024•2 hr 27 min
What if a movie was really, really long? What if a song was French? What if you drowned a child on accident? What if the weirdest thing ever happened? These questions and more will be answered this week with the help of guest Erik Burke... Week 4 of our David Lynch series. Straight up these weird ass movies are starting to seem normal to me. NOT! Intro - (00:00:00) Under the Roofs of Paris - (00:08:41) Ratcatcher - (00:28:27) Until the End of the World - (00:49:00) Lost Highway - (01:22:47) Rank...
Dec 02, 2024•2 hr 32 min
We got Jeff Thiede (thee-dee((?))) coming in hot for week three of Always See Everything: The David Lynch at Da Beach series. Blue Velvet is the headliner, with the grimy/slimy Memories of Murder and the life-affirming/based Red Beard as the accompaniment. Also featuring a rare Anthony-less segment for vintage French laugh-along A Nous La Liberte! So if you somehow love the podcast while hating 50% of the hosts, this episode is for you! Or at least fifteen minutes of it. Intro - (00:00:00) Red B...
Nov 25, 2024•2 hr 37 min
We're hitting you with the second of our David Lynch series, complete with the 2-sean shell that brought you such hits as whatever the Samuel Fuller episode was called. We got Japanese Olympics, Vietnamese wars, and Normal freaks. Speaking of freaks, there's the Elephant Man too. Wow he's scary. The movie is basically about what if there was a monster so scary it made you want to scream. David Lynch's mind is too damn twisted for me sometimes. Intro - (00:00:00) Tokyo Olympiad - (00:06:58) Heart...
Nov 18, 2024•2 hr 6 min
"Good morning. It's November 11, 2024, and it's a Monday. Here in Chicago, we've got bright blue skies with intermittent clouds. It rained last night, and it might rain again. Temperature is 57 degrees Fahrenheit, 14 degrees Celsius. Anthony, Sean, and Tyler are beginning their series on my films with 1977's Eraserhead. Accompanying this are the films George Washington, a nostalgic meditation on tragedy and childhood, and The Horse's Mouth, a comedic British film starring the man from the Star W...
Nov 11, 2024•2 hr 29 min
Look, it's not our best work. We didn't have much to work with, to be fair. We had some French stuff, some Spanish stuff. Tim Robbins was there, too. I apologize for saying he was conservative, I didn't know the full story. Check out Smile 2-it changed my life. Intro - (00:00:00) Juliet of the Spirits - (00:03:36) Bob le flambeur - (00:29:13) The Executioner - (00:42:46) The Player - (00:58:06) Rankings - (01:20:35) Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-sea...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 33 min
