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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcast

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The movie podcast where aspiring film critic Anthony and aspiring NBA forward Sean review, riff on, and rank every spine in the Criterion Collection, four movies at a time. If you love your critical analysis with a side of anarchic comedy, this is the movie review podcast for you! Always See Everything is an AnthonyReviews film podcast.
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Episodes

In The Mood for ASE: 148, 147, 356, 996

They say love is a battlefield, and this week we get to see why. They also say that battlefield is a battlefield, and we get to see even more why. Actually, we don't because Ballad of a Soldier is about the effects of war away from the battlefield. It still has love in it, so at least it works on that level. They also say that love is a circus. Well, we say Send in the Clowns.... Intro - (00:00:00) Ballad of a Soldier - (00:02:43) In The Mood for Love - (00:22:43) Sweetie - (00:39:07) The Circus...

Oct 28, 20241 hr 33 min

Do You Know What Happens to a Toad on ASE?: 1237, 145-146, 163

No seriously what happens Intro - (00:00:00) Demon Pond - (00:05:39) The Fireman's Ball - (00:29:50) The Cranes Are Flying - (00:50:10) Hopscotch - (01:08:52) Rankings - (01:20:51) Sean's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/ Anthony's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked/ Always See Everything is an AnthonyReviews film podcast. For movie reviews and more, you can go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AnthonyRe...

Oct 21, 20241 hr 32 min

That Obscure Subject of ASE: 143-144, 301, 794

What even is a podcast when u think about it We go forth once more into the breach with a Luis Bunuel sexual romp, a light Czech new wave confection, and two heavy hitters from ASE Triple XXX Platinum Players Club first ballot inductees. I have a folk song I'm writing but you don't get to hear it yet. Make sure to ask me about it in a couple of years! Intro - (00:00:00) That Obscure Object of Desire - (00:11:15) Loves of a Blonde - (00:30:30) An Angel at My Table - (00:38:59) Inside Llewyn Davis...

Oct 14, 20241 hr 43 min

The Podcast of Dorian Griffin: 141-142, 1019, 709

Dorian Griffin (Tyler please add his socials here) tags in to put Da Smackdown on mimes, white boy magic, black boy magic, and The Duke himself! Mostly he's there so that Sean has to behave himself during Bamboozled. And it worked! Intro - (00:00:00) Children of Paradise - (00:09:56) The Last Wave - (00:45:29) Bamboozled - (01:07:05) Red River - (01:48:29) Rankings - (02:20:33) Sean's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/ Anthony's Latest Ranking⁠⁠-...

Oct 07, 20242 hr 31 min

The Greatest Week in ASE History: 138-140, 1204

I started writing the description and then I accidentally closed the tab and deleted it. I've never been more upset. Anyway these movies were crazy as hell. We literally have four pussy-getting classics here what do you want me to say. I think they speak for themselves. Intro - (00:00:00) Rashomon - (00:03:07) Wild Strawberries - (00:34:50) 8 1/2 - (00:52:10) Trainspotting - (01:21:04) Rankings - (01:53:07) Sean's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-rankin...

Oct 01, 20242 hr 3 min

Alfred Hitchcock's Last Stand: 135-136, 353, 734

We give Uncle Alfie ONE LAST SHOT to wow us this week...and he kinda does! These are pretty great! Where was this the whole time?!?! On the pick side, Solo con tu Pareja illuminates the vast differences in our intrepid hosts' comedic sensibilities, while the spellbinding psychedelia of The Shooting sets a high watermark for the Westerns to come. Intro - (00:00:00) Rebecca - (00:05:42) Spellbound - (00:36:49) Solo con tu pareja - (00:51:56) The Shooting - (01:18:33) Rankings - (01:43:05) Sean's L...

Sep 23, 20241 hr 53 min

Robert Erased: 132-133, 925, 1110

Wow. Another crazy ass episode in the books. I can't believe that we just keep getting better every time. This week we got an electric messiah, an evil French freak, a gay guy and a child. A real rogue's gallery. OJ Simpson died for this, Intro - (00:00:00) The Ruling Class - (00:04:25) The Vanishing - (00:26:42) Midnight Cowboy - (00:44:39) The Piano - (01:14:34) Rankings - (01:44:16) Sean's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/ Anthony's Latest Ra...

Sep 16, 20241 hr 52 min

The Great Transportation Episode: 130-131, 793, 654

Say what you will about Hitler's Germany, at least the trains ran on time! And speaking of... Two Czech films about the pervasive horror of the ordinary and personal being invaded by the shadow of human cruelty pair with another banger from Wim Wenders and the long-anticipated Repo Man! Will Anthony finally love an Alex "sucking on a great number of" Cox film?!?!? Intro - (00:00:00) The Shop on Main Street - (00:06:25) Closely Watched Trains - (00:32:29) The American Friend - (01:07:50) Repo Man...

Sep 09, 20242 hr 23 min

our brat summer: 127-128, 936, 899

Apologies to Carl Dreyer, but he doesn't have the best showing in the latter half of his feature series here. Apparently we are the only two guys in the world who hate Gertrud! Sorry 'bout it! Bull Durham is an excellent palate cleanser for fans of America's Game and Kevin Costner's hind end. And Personal Shopper? Mon ami...don't get me started...This one's an all-timer (referring both to the film Personal Shopper and this episdoe of the podcast) Intro - (00:00:00) Gertrud - (00:05:12) Carl Th. ...

Sep 02, 20242 hr 1 min

Always Saiyan Everything: 125-126, 849, 352

Carl Dreyer is the name of the game this week and next, and he's off to a damn good start! Your undergrad film professor knew his shit! You gotta respect the classics! ("respect" in the case of this podcast means Sean does a rap song) Try not to sound too surprised, but Anthony picks a black and white screwball comedy and Sean picks a Japanese movie about a weird guy going to hell. Sometimes the best thing to be is exactly what everybody expects of you Intro - (00:00:00) Day of Wrath - (00:03:28...

Aug 26, 20241 hr 51 min

The Importance of Hitting the Dougie: 123, 361, 158, 1131

It's Gay Icon week on Always See Everything! Join closeted straight man Sean and regular straight man Anthony as we yaaasssssss along with Oscar Wilde, John Waters and his Dreamlanders, and assorted Edies of varying size in the gayest episode since the last one. Don't miss the shocking conclusion, which sees the dawn of a new iteration of the fabled and beloved " Salo line..." Intro - (00:00:00) Grey Gardens - (00:03:20) The Beales of Grey Gardens - (00:03:20) The Importance of Being Earnest - (...

Aug 19, 20241 hr 34 min

Sean's Big Taco Adventure: 121-122, 552, 248

Long live the new episode of Always See Everything. In perhaps their most true-to-form outing yet, Sean and Anthony spin their wheels on the worthwhile but unspectacular Billy Liar, wax philosophic about capitalism, religion, and DoorDash in discussing Salesman, and expose their respective souls through unrestrained, ebulliant gushing over an impossibly tightly scripted romantic drama and a gross movie about a weird guy contending with and ultimately becoming an electric demon. Try and guess who...

Aug 12, 20242 hr 49 min

Terror of Ruth Bader Ghidorah: 1000 Part 3

We wrap up the Showa era with the dark psychedelia of Godzilla vs. Hedorah stealing the show! It doesn't help that the rest aren't that memorable. Megalon was cool. The guy and the movie. Everybody loves Jet Jaguar. Make sure to catch our final, definitive rankings to see how these movies stack up to each other and also way more boringer and worse movies like Persona and Yi Yi Intro - (00:00:00) Godzilla vs Hedorah - (00:00:23) Godzilla vs Gigan - (00:12:31) Godzilla vs Megalon - (00:21:23) Godz...

Aug 05, 20241 hr 14 min

Godzilla, Horror of Always See Everything: 1000 Part 2

Part 2 of our Showa era Godzilla series takes us on a real emotional roller coaster. The high adventure of Ebirah, Horror of the Deep and the destructive spectacle of Destroy All Monsters is offset by the...relative boringness of the Minilla-focused entries. All Monsters Attack is probably the worst thing we've watched for the show. I wish Mothra was real. Intro - (00:00:00) Invasion of Astro-Monster - (00:00:23) Ebirah, Horror of the Deep - (00:14:48) Son of Godzilla - (00:28:26) Destroy All Mo...

Jul 29, 20241 hr

Godzilla vs Always See Everything: 1000 Pt. 1

The first installment of our three-part coverage of the Showa era Godzilla films, in celebration of Big G's 70th anniversary! Happy Birthday Kween <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 We re-pledge our fealty to the resplendent original and dig our giant radioactive teeth into the ups and downs of the many, many sequels. Also featuring: the most knowledgeable kaiju expert that we personally know! Please manage your expectations! Intro - (00:00:00) Godzilla - (00:10:06) Godzilla Raids Again - ...

Jul 22, 20241 hr 28 min

Always See Antichrist: 119-120, 1020, 542

Our scheduled programming this week covers the collaborations between director Bruce Robinson and actor Richard E Grant, but that's not the main event here. It deeply saddens me to inform you that war has changed. Anthony and Sean's lingering tensions have finally come to a head, and they have declared open war on one another through their picks. Anthony is subjected to the insipid, overthought excess of Antichrist, while Sean must white-knuckle through the crusty, dusty Old Hollywood exemplar L...

Jul 09, 20242 hr 23 min

We're PG Now!: 117-118, 701, 119

In a week frontloaded with surprises, Sean and Anthony tackle the (decidedly NOT a silly one) Diary of a Chambermaid and meet in the middle on Preston Sturges' Sullivan's Travels. Ingmar Bergman steps his pussy up for the unmatched psychodrama Persona, and Dead Man ushers us into hell with Crispin Glover as the oil-stained boatman. Let's all sing a song Card: Blue Eyes White Dragon. That's right pussies! It's not always gonna be Magic! It will next week though, and most weeks after that Intro - ...

Jul 01, 20241 hr 59 min

Greetings from Summertime (featuring Daisuke Beppu): 1206

Anthony and permanent co-host Daisuke (who has been and will continue to be the permanent co-host for every episode) take on Eric Rohmer's Tales of Four Seasons, a quadrology of intimate human tales set against a nostalgia-infused cornucopia of seasonal aesthetics. It's basically the decalogue but there's only four and it's not Polish and it looks completely nothing like the Decalogue. No Sydney Sweeney lookalikes either. None that I noticed at least Stick around for a lovely discussion about th...

Jun 20, 20242 hr 23 min

Portrait of a Sean on Fire: 115-116, 501, 1034

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD OH GOD HELP AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH Intro - (00:00:00) Rififi - (00:11:56) The Hidden Fortress: (00:23:28) Paris, Texas: (00:58:10) Portrait of a Lady on Fire: (01:34:16) Rankings: (02:21:41) ⁠Sean's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/ Anthony's Latest Ranking⁠⁠----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked/ Always See Everything is an AnthonyRev...

May 31, 20242 hr 37 min

Big Deal on Marge Simpson Street: 113-114, 762, 339

Sean debuts his most powerful impression yet in this can't-miss episode! Our viewings run the gamut from crime thrillers to comedies of manners to whatever you could describe A Master Builder as to uh oh fuck I don't really know how to summarize what Yi Yi is either. We're on island time baby Sean's Card of the Week this Week is: The long anticipated snow-covered wastes! Intro - (00:00:00) Big Deal on Madonna Street - (00:07:19) My Man Godfrey A Master Builder - (00:48:46) Yi Yi - (01:12:50) Ran...

May 20, 20242 hr 4 min

The Great Sydney Sweeney Debate: 837 Part 2

The season 2 double feature continues with the latter half of the Dekalog. Anthony makes friends with a crab. Sean finds the blue lagoon from Blue Lagoon, but Denise Richards is long since gone. More importantly, though, we need to hear from you. Below you see two pictures of two women. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1017498069111160872/1230301107385794580/MV5BMzVkMThmZmQtYTMzZS00M2ZiLThjMTEtNWY1ZDViYzhmMWY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4MDg3NTIz.png?ex=66551931&is=6653c7b1&hm=740069d4392...

May 13, 20241 hr 42 min

The Kongalog: 837

Anthony and Sean inaugurate another season with a dectuple-header of Poland's finest in brutalist humanism: the Dekalog...But this time, we're headed to the beach! Join us for cocktails at the seaside longue as we peruse the grim grey landscapers of a crumbling post-soviet state! Ponder with us the miracle of the Polish finally learning how to not only screw in a lightbulb, but how to make a full movie! Sun's out guns out! We mean that completely literally! What other card of thE weeK thiS weeK ...

May 08, 20241 hr 27 min

Season 1 Finale: Trentie Awards!

The guard's footsteps snap the prisoner from his sleep. He shakes his head free of his dreams of Stan Lee, of John Lennon, of Frenchmen and their Mise en scène...faint, now, and fading. The guard smirks through the bars. "Get yourself up. It's time." Silent observers of every creed and station encircle the courtyard, bound together in reverence as the prisoner is escorted to the gallows frame. The executioner extends his hand. The prisoner takes it. His killer's face is waxy and grave. Death's a...

Apr 29, 20241 hr 47 min

General Dadaqqatsi: 153, 640-642

Wow. Our final four films of the season. How far we've come. I'm sure we give them the respect they deserve and don't waste time talking about Rupaul's Drag Race. I don't remember if we actually do that or not, but statistically, it is highly likely. Anyway, we're doing documentaries this week! Sean's pick centers around one of history's minor monsters, while Anthony's triple header of Qatsi depicts the greatest monster of all...humankind. Woah. That was crazy. I can't believe I said something s...

Apr 17, 20241 hr 27 min

Jacques Takis: 109-112

This penultimate episode of ASE Season 1 sees Anthony and Sean engage in bloody battle with Jacques Tati, one of the most quirked up white boys to ever hail from the cursed kingdom of France. Marlene Dietrich's classic-style Hollywood biopic "The Scarlet Empress" is a temporary roadblock, but soon enough we're hooting and hollering through the abstract antics of Monsieur Hulot's Holiday, Mon Oncle, and Playtime. Anthony gets a chance to lavish praise on a fresh favorite while Sean's heart warms ...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 20 min

Sean's Late for Dinner: 106-107, 1173, 576

Goddammit Tyler, that's the ONE thing I don't want anyone calling me!!!! Coup de Torchon poses a series of high-minded quandaries that Sean and Anthony may not be totally up to the task of dissecting, but Mona Lisa offsets that with enough bittersweet melodrama to get us hungry for more. Hollywood Shuffle's endearing goofiness and easy cleverness get us in a good enough mood to make it matter when Secret Sunshine rips our hearts right out. Seans Card of the week this week is''': Lurrus of the Dr...

Apr 02, 20241 hr 40 min

Wet Jeans: 104-105, 197, 220

If "learn about a new fetish partaken in exclusively by nasty old guys" is on your to do list, then have we got the episode for you! Sean goes absolutely loco for dark theatrical masterwork Double Suicide. We welcome Stanley Kubrick to the ASE fold, though we're less than excited to sit through all three hours of his worst movie. Night and Fog is only about 40 minutes long, and the subject matter is similarly breezy! Naked Lunch further complicates Anthony's feelings on David Cronenberg. We'll g...

Mar 28, 20241 hr 37 min

Samuel Fuller Up (ft. Sean Naughton): 102, 224, 445, 954

Anthony and cohost Sean (Naughton) get to work finishing up the filmography of Samuel Fuller, perhaps best known for being totally ignored in favor of Max Landis in The Greatest Episode of all Time! The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie ushers us in with light whimsy before our Fuller triple header, which includes cold-war intrigue, sober diagnoses of racial politics, and a full clip of classic Western goodness. I love being the second best Sean on my own podcast no card of the week this week. i...

Mar 19, 20242 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Le Cinéma du Slow: 100-101, 281, 129

Anthony and his concave co-host Sean take on 3 quiet, personal, sensitive works of art, each fine-tuned by visionary directors to provide profound insight into the universal human experience. So it's only fitting that we inaugurate the week with some funky ass white boys straight thuggin'! Tyler did not enjoy our opinions on the latter, but that's fine. What's he gonna do about it, edit the episodes so it makes me sound like I'm saying that I love high fiving Hitler?!?!? I'd like to see him try....

Mar 12, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Super Mario Bros. on Wii! : 98-99, 484, 151

Mick Jagger of Music fame adds to the ever swelling roster of Sean's roommates and inaugurates one of our most European episodes yet! Baffled by L'avventura, given shelter by Gimme Shelter, simultaneously bored and enlightened by Jeanne Dielman, and ultimately illegally human Trafficked across the borders of country and morality, Anthony and Sean let Jesus take the wheel on this scandalous, scorching hot episode of Always See Everything! The latter part of that sentence meant absolutely nothing....

Mar 03, 20242 hr 6 min
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