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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wadekite.link



2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying,  high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.

Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com

Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

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Episodes

Happy Skanksgiving!

Happy Skanksgiving from your two favorite silly gooses. The holiday season is upon us, and we're sharing our gratitude for our family, cats, and our Silly Goose Gang. What did Emily do to her face? How are we feeling about the holidays this year? We get into mindset, public breakups/h**kups, and what Skiing means to Jaime. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, men...

Nov 26, 202442 minSeason 4Ep. 173

Double Grippin' the Mic

Hello hello. Thank you for joining us today on this momentous occasion; ANOTHER episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. On today's episode, why don't we have boyfriends? We delve into first date mishaps, insane hypotheticals, and try and kill this gosh darn FLY. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that ...

Nov 19, 202457 minSeason 4Ep. 172

Married Women, Unsent Messages + Ghosts, Oh My! Ft. Comedian Martin Phillips

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt , Austin-based stand-up comedian Martin Phillips joins the girls as we dive into why un-sending tech needs to be advanced, discover if everyone has a high-school mate who un-alived themselves, and have fun with games this episode. Known for his storytelling and frequent appearances on the Kill Tony podcast, Martin has been taking the comedy world by storm, performing across the country. In this candid episode, Martin spills his wildest stories from life on the road, ...

Nov 12, 202449 minSeason 4Ep. 171

Oh, Harvard? Like It's Hard?

Good morning, happy Tuesday, silly gooses! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. The ladies dive into what makes a good actor, no matter the role. Join us today as we discuss what women REALLY want from men, how we feel about d*** pics, and discover that India has different sized condoms. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and every...

Nov 05, 202457 minSeason 4Ep. 170

Johnny Mitchell: From Kingpin to Comedy & Redemption

Join us today for another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt as we dive DEEP into the raw and riveting life of Johnny Mitchell, former dr*g kingpin turned comedian, and host of The Connect with Johnny Mitchell . Today, Johnny joins us to break down his wild journey from prison cells to comedy clubs. We unpack Jaime's crazy story of her father’s arrest, Johnny’s path of redemption while pursuing his dreams of comedy and writing behind bars, and how he rebuilt his life from the ground up. Johnny Mitchell'...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 169

Video Game Tragedies & Working Through Life with Comedian Lemaire Lee

Buckle up for a laugh-filled yet surprisingly deep episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt ! This week, we’re diving into the Lemaire's hilarious video game tragedy that had us crying—and not just from laughter. We also get real about working through grief and how humor and comedy helps us make light of life’s darkest moments. Our guest, Austin-based comedian Lemaire Lee, joins us for some hilarious hot takes on why he won't have pets, how he really feels about Game of Thrones and shares his own experiences ...

Oct 22, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 168

Laugh Higher with Bianca Parato: Diddy, Conspiracies, and Crafting Comedy in Austin

Welcome back to the 2 Girls 1 Blunt featuring our hilarious, special guest Bianca Parato, an Austin-based stand up comedian and the founder of Laugh Higher, a comedy brand celebrating the heart of comedy in Austin, Texas! In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the latest tea on Diddy, to crazy Beyonce conspiracies and get into the unexpected realities of mold poisoning. Join us as Bianca shares her journey in stand-up comedy, discussing the importance of working diligently for...

Oct 15, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 4Ep. 167

We're All Gay Here with Chloe Labranche

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt , as we sit down with the incredibly talented and hilarious comedian, Chloe Labranche! Known for her unique comedic style and sharp wit, Chloe shares her journey in the world of stand-up comedy, discussing everything from her early boarding school days, what happens in the Florida Shuffle, and why we might be gay! Discover how Chloe navigates the complexities of comedy, tackles relatable topics, and connects with her fans. Check out Chloe Labranche on tour here: https...

Oct 08, 202457 minSeason 4Ep. 166

Mike Cannon on Being Feral & Traumatized

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt , we’re joined by NYC comedian Mike Cannon, who just released his hilarious new Stand-Up Comedy Special, Traumatized Animal ! Join us as we dive into his Irish-Catholic upbringing, share laughs about growing up "feral," and tackle the bizarre world of hand deformities. Plus, today’s word is "anticipation"! 🔥 Don’t miss Mike’s new special here: Traumatized Animal and catch him on tour at MikeCannonComedy.com ! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapolog...

Oct 01, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 4Ep. 165

What's Done in the Dark with Dylan Carlino

We have the one and only Dylan Carlino in the studio today! He regales us with stories of Massachusetts past, his first time visiting Mary Jane, the tea behind his town's past and soooo much more! 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast is presented by telling the truth. What's done in the dark will always come out in the light. Find Dylan Here: https://www.instagram.com/dylanpcarlino/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily ...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 164

All of This Is Great ft. Colton Dowling

Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where today we have the hilarious, handsome, and effervescent Colton Dowling! Colton is a comedian out of Austin, TX who co-hosts the Some of This is Bad Pod. We get into g*onnorhea, ethical non-monogamy, Colton questions if Jaime is a sub, and we get deep into military STD statistics. Find Colton Here + Check Him Out on Tour: https://www.instagram.com/coltondowling/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston...

Sep 17, 20241 hr 15 minSeason 4Ep. 163

We Ain't in Kansas, No 'Mo

WE'RE IN AUSTIN BABY!!!!! We dive into our wild ride here, how much we love the comedy scene, and more on today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and ent...

Sep 10, 202453 minSeason 4Ep. 162

Let Me Tell You Something ft. Ziggy Zeigler and the Wolfpack

Let me tell you SOMETHING! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we have the inimitable Ziggy Zeigler and the Wolfpack as we unpack spirituality, finding your purpose, and how it feels to pick yourself up from nothing and push forward. Find Ziggy and the Wolfpack here: https://www.instagram.com/ziggy.zeigler/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, a...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 4Ep. 161

J*rk Off T*ts

ROWDY EPISODE TODAY! Emily gets confronted about keeping tea a secret, we discuss Waffle House, strip clubs, and who Jaime's favorite kid is! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainer...

Aug 27, 202442 min

Star Spangled B*tch

2 Girls 1 Blunt is presented to you this week by a cross country move with 4 cats, 300 mg of caffeine, and 5 hours sleep. Today's solo episode has us talking about billionaires suing str*ppers, our craziest fan voicemail YET, life updates, and a quick conversation about how to deal with friends who are always late. xoxo 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental...

Aug 20, 202441 minSeason 4Ep. 159

The New Olympic Event: S*x with Athletes ft. Dina Cruz

Welcome back, happy TUESDAY, and thank you for tuning in to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, our special guest is comedian Dina Cruz, she's hilarious, she's wise, and she's on top of her game! Find out why Jaime's flowers died from mystery man, what happened in the Olympics village, listen as we answer a fan's voicemail, and give advice to our younger selves on b-jobs, men, and more this week! Find Dina Cruz here: https://linktr.ee/D.nuhhh 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapolo...

Aug 13, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 158

Cheddar to the Dome ft. Brady Matthews

Our favorite comedian, Brady Matthews joins us in the studio today. We discuss cheddar to the dome, falling in love with str*ppers, what our thoughts are on eating fish on planes, and why we need couples therapy. Buy Brady's art, and see him on tour: https://bradymatthewsart.com https://www.instagram.com/bradymatthews13/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating,...

Aug 06, 202450 minSeason 4Ep. 157

Spit on WHAT? with Ray Sherwood

On our farewell tour leg, we've invited back our favorite podcast guest, Ray Sherwood. A businessman, two redheads, and 4 cats walk into a podcast studio this week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt.. We discuss spitting on that thang, how a man SHOULD initiate rough s*x, what's going on with our Austin move, and get the LOWDOWN on Love Island USA. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on d...

Jul 30, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 4Ep. 156

Medieval S*xting + Motor Boatin'

On today's episode, Emily starts a fight with Cybertrucks. We chat medieval terminology, Steve-O getting DDD's, old superstitions and more. Thanks for tuning in! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comed...

Jul 23, 202448 minSeason 4Ep. 155

Once You Go DICK, You Never Go Back with AraQueenBae

Good morning, happy Tuesday, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our good friend, AraQueenBae on the pod today as we discuss the Nelk Boys Bachelor release, Sketch, phone scams, Suits, and more. Find AraQueenBae here: https://www.instagram.com/araqueenbae/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stor...

Jul 16, 20241 hr 34 minSeason 4Ep. 154

Hawk Tua on That

HAPPY TUESDAY! We talk the Ohio B-Hole Tickling Bandit, why we love The Boys, and how the YMCA was traumatising. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, ...

Jul 09, 202449 minSeason 4Ep. 153

Che Durena and the Mysterious Case of Jaime's B-Hole

Today on the pod, we got on the hilarious, the Canadian, the one and only comedian Che Durena! We discuss AI taking over, Jaime's blonde b-hole hairs, and what Che's looking for in a lady. Find Che on Tour: https://www.chedurena.com/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, cryin...

Jul 02, 202459 minSeason 4Ep. 152

BBLs in the Dentist

This week Emily gets filled, Jaime ponders what our lives would look like if we hadn't gone down the comedy path, and we thank you guys for listening and leaving reviews! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews w...

Jun 25, 20241 hr 25 minSeason 4Ep. 151

Who Wants a Kiss?

Helluuuurrr, welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt! Jaime roasts Emily on her stubbornness, we discuss our worst habits, dive into AITA reddit posts, and discuss our prompts for dating websites. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode fea...

Jun 18, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 150

Beating Bundy

What's your parents' lore? Leave us a VM this week! Happy Tuesday! Today, we discuss dates, moving woes, serial killers, and more. Welcome to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedian...

Jun 11, 202457 minSeason 4Ep. 149

A Farewell to Miami, Lost Friends, and Bad D*

Good morning, FFS, silly gooses, our brothers from another mother! We're back with a solo episode, where we discuss our recent shrooms trip, how we feel about the move, Jaime drops some tea, and we find out what an otolaryngologist is. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, cry...

Jun 04, 202457 minSeason 4Ep. 148

2 Girls 1 Michael Lenoci

A year ago, we had the funny, witty, and never ending barrel of laughs, Michael Lenoci on the podcast. Today, we have on the same man, the myth himself! He's touring the country, promoting his new special "Take Your Time." Join us as we laugh, commiserate about life, and call...Emily's mother? Does she pick up? Do we find husbands this episode? Find Michael Here: http://www.michaellenoci.com/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee S...

May 28, 202449 minSeason 4Ep. 147

Sassy Man Apocalypse ft. Brady Matthews

Good morning, happy Tuesday! Our favorite sassy man, Brady Matthews joins us in the studio today. Brady is one of the funniest comics we know, if you ever get a chance to see him live, TAKE IT! We discuss why men cheat on 10's with 2's, the craziest prison story Brady's ever heard, listen to fan voicemails, and give advice on dealing with a break up. Hint: get sober, get hot, and do you, babe! Buy Brady's art, and see him on tour: https://bradymatthewsart.com https://www.instagram.com/bradymatth...

May 21, 202446 minSeason 4Ep. 146

God, If You're Listening

HAPPY FFS DAY, BABES AND HOTTIES! Join us on this adventure as we dissect Mother's Day without moms, what we think about hickeys, answer questions about those who puff puff pass, and learn what our brains work like. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling hig...

May 14, 202456 minSeason 3Ep. 145

Man vs. Bear: The Final Answer

Goood morning, silly gooses! Addressing fan responses, what we think about Bear vs. Man, and news reports from 2 Girls 1 Blunt. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into...

May 07, 202458 minSeason 3Ep. 144
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