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2 Girls 1 Blunt

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2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying,  high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.

Submit your questions, topics you’d like to hear on the podcast, wild stories, & funny videos to: 2girls1bluunt@gmail.com

Leave a voicemail at 857-271-9663 to be featured on the next episode!

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Episodes

The Bidet Mishap, B-hole Talk & Utah Gays with Scott Filmore

Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk. Find More of Sexy Scott Fillmore here: https://www.instagram.com/scottfillmorecomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade....

Jun 25, 20251 hr 9 minSeason 5Ep. 202

Untitled Episode

This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time Emily nearly saw God on an air mattress. It’s unhinged. It’s oversharing. It’s perfect. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dati...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 20 min

Cool Beans & Hot Messes: How Men Fumble Love with Darius Bennett

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. We get into: 🔥How to spot a narcissist before it’s too late 🔥 Why so many “nice guys” are really players in disguise 🔥 What men & women really want (but won't admit) Plus — cool beans, white girl phrases, therapy breakthroughs, and a whole lot more re...

Jun 11, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 5Ep. 200

JJ Curry on Comedy, Tampa's Strip Clubs, and Clean Comedy

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the Air Force. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 199

Nun's the Problem

Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and enterta...

May 28, 202556 minSeason 5Ep. 198

Untitled Episode

Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal st...

May 21, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 5Ep. 198

Daddy's Got You ft. Comedian Or Mash

This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen on Wild N' Out . We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s spiritual, it’s mildly ill*gal—just how we like it. Find More Or Mash Here: https://linktr.ee/ormash 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on ...

May 13, 20251 hr 38 minSeason 5Ep. 197

Make Vaping American Again

On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories, childho...

May 06, 202541 minSeason 5Ep. 196

We're Starting a Cult

The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and ...

Apr 29, 202546 minSeason 5Ep. 195

Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that...

Apr 22, 20251 hr 16 minSeason 5Ep. 194

Put The Money in My Hands

On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features int...

Apr 15, 202554 minSeason 4Ep. 193

A Gingerbread Man, A Hot Dragon, and Comedian Mike Eaton

Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton. We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter. Find Mike Here: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories...

Apr 08, 20251 hr 21 minSeason 4Ep. 192

A Scouser, Lebron James, and the Red Light District with Kyle Legacy

Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom. Find Kyle Legacy here: https://www.instagram.com/lebronjamesofcomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyda...

Apr 01, 20251 hr 31 minSeason 4Ep. 191

A Frenchman Walks Into America ft. Comedian Zach Mama

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have the hilarious Zach Mama. Making waves in America, this Frenchman dishes on the difference between French + American women (it's not what you think,) how he almost turned a lesbian straight, and why Airpods do not a date make. Find Zach Mama on tour here: https://www.zachmama.com 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental...

Mar 25, 20251 hr 22 minSeason 4Ep. 190

Awkward Thr**somes with Stirling Cooper

Today, we have on one of our favorite guests, Mr. Stirling Cooper. Join us as we chat thr**somes, why women like a**holes, and more on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedia...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 19 minSeason 4Ep. 189

Best Of 2 Girls 1 Blunt

Guys, today....we give you....THE WILDEST, the best, the funniest. Three of our favorite guests, the good, the bad, the HORNY! THIS IS. 2 GIRLS! 1 BLUNT! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and...

Mar 11, 202536 minSeason 4Ep. 188

We Are(n't) Perverts with Comedian JJ Liberman

Happy Tuesday! Boy, do we have a treat for you. The hilarious JJ Liberman, a stand up comedian, based in NYC and Austin. JJ graces us with his presence as he brings up Jaime's aureolas, how he became straight 30 years into life, and why he's scared to talk sh*t about Texans. Get you more of JJ here: https://www.instagram.com/jjlibermanlive/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relata...

Mar 04, 202548 minSeason 4Ep. 187

C**chie Juice and Baja Blasting

Hello. It is your overlords. It is Tuesday. You know what that means! Today, we have listener submissions, blood diamonds, girl scout cookies and shi**ing your pants. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with ...

Feb 25, 202548 minSeason 4Ep. 186

Truckers, Compliments, and Waffle House Weddings with Genivieve Clinton

WELCOMMEE back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today we have on the hilarious, Genivieve Clinton. We chat about her former work as a trucker, how to give out compliments better, and public bathroom p*rn. Also, what's the best way to get married? At a damn Waffle House. You Can Find More of Genivive Here: https://www.instagram.com/cgenivive/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable ...

Feb 18, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 4Ep. 185

Kickin' It with Comedian Andrew Packer

Hello, extraterrestrials. Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, we have on the very funny, very Canadian, Andrew Packer. We chat about AI taking over, Donald Trump and Elon, Justin Trudeau, and find common ground between America and Canada. We also discuss AI s*x bots, a crazy friend story, and find out what career suits comedians spouses best. You can find MORE of Andrew Packer here: https://www.instagram.com/andpacker/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologe...

Feb 11, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 184

The Legend with Jay Legend

Boy, do we have a treat for you on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Welcome back, boys and girls. We have the hilarious Jay Legend with us today. Join us as we dive into dating, get too h*gh, and discover the meaning of life. Find Jay on tour here: https://www.instagram.com/jaylegendcomedy/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing p...

Feb 04, 20251 hr 21 minSeason 4Ep. 183

Good Christian Women

Hi hello, it is us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt reporting live from Austin, TX on the important subjects. Milk...real or not? Pap smears...good or no? What is the American anthem. Please send us voicemails, love you! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. ...

Jan 28, 202550 minSeason 4Ep. 182

He Put His Tussy In It! w/Comedian Zako Ryan

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious Zako Ryan. We discuss his tussy, why all men are liars when they sit, get into dating red flags, and so much more. Are men who don't like sloppy gay? What's wrong with our toes? Will we ever be loved? Tune in to find out more. Fiiiiiind Zako on tour here: https://www.zakoryan.com 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dati...

Jan 21, 20251 hr 14 minSeason 4Ep. 181

The Bathroom Slits

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we talk uber drivers, play a new game called Cuffing or Bluffing, peeping Toms in bathroom stall slits, and squ*rting! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and ente...

Jan 14, 202551 minSeason 4Ep. 180

Discrimination Station with Tre Stewart

Wellllcome back to a highly highly satirical episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our very funny friend, Tre Stewart on this episode to discuss the pressing topics in our society. Do women deserve rights? How do we feel about Joe Biden? And More. THESE ARE ALL JOKES. Find Tre Here: https://www.instagram.com/trestewart1/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, m...

Jan 07, 20251 hr 31 min

New Year’s Tyler-ution ft. Tyler47

Can you believe it's been a year since we've had the lovely Tyler on? Well, fear no more, she's back and always amazing! We chat New Year's, what we're letting go off, get deep into some childhood funny stories, and end with some good ole fashioned stoney baloney. Check out Tyler47 + Her Music: https://www.instagram.com/tyyler47/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor o...

Dec 31, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 178

Just A Hole

Happy HOLIDAYS, YA SILLY GOOSES! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we get into marine life STD's, Jaime's Kill Tony minute + interview being released, and find out something new about Christopher Columbus. IF YOU ARE IN AUSTIN, TX - WE HAVE A SHOW THIS FRIDAY, 12/27 AT 7PM AT VULCAN GAS COMPANY. https://tickets.vulcanpresents.com/e/funny-fun-friday/tickets 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Em...

Dec 24, 202437 minSeason 4Ep. 177

Not Gay ft. Comedian Dan Donohue

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt , we are joined by the hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian Dan Donohue (@notbaddan). We kick things off with some lighthearted chit-chat about the United Health Care CEO's sudden passing—because nothing says comedy like billionaires dropping dead. From there, things spiral as we question our sexuality (again), have a very real friendship heart-to-heart, and somehow land on serial killers. Catch Dan Donohue’s sharp wit in this episode and check out his stand-up tour ...

Dec 17, 20241 hr 16 minSeason 4Ep. 176

Lemon Party is Done with Comedian Jessica Misitano

In this hilarious episode, we sit down with the incredibly funny comedian Jessica Misitano. We get rough and rowdy this episode, rapping intros and rhyming outros. A deep dive into the 100-man o**y that's gone viral. Why being first isn’t always a good thing? And reflecting on how our parents shaped us— the good, the bad, and the messy. We tackle the nitty, gritty, and sometimes sh**** parts of life while keeping the laughs rolling. Welcome to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 👉 Follow Jessica Misitano ...

Dec 10, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 175

A Brucket of Fried Chicken

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we get into buckets, bruckets of fried chicken. What's the worst way you can mess up a word? What song should you hum while s*cking d? Happy holidays from our family to yours. Give of the gift of love to your family and introduce them to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday cha...

Dec 03, 202439 minSeason 4Ep. 174
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