Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over. Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ...
Mar 06, 2025•20 min
Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into this week's episode. And don't forget that we're live TODAY at 4pm CT on discord for the Taco Bell Live ...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 12 min
From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about hot chocolate & cheezits, wet crackers, oreo consumption, and being swayed by a food explorer. If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything,...
Mar 01, 2025•57 min
Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare yourself for Nick's stories because they're wild. Abandonment abound. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. ...
Feb 27, 2025•18 min
SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Also sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with ...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 18 min
From their livestream on 2/17/25, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about cookie sucking, saltine mayo, coffee cheese, plus MORE! If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Our next livestream will be Tuesday March 4th @ 4pm CT where we watch the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream YOU! Join the discord! Support us directly http...
Feb 22, 2025•50 min
Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2025•16 min
Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Also Sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order....
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 15 min
Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick, and we also don't film under the bathroom door (also sorry Nick.) Ordering was a whole debacle and we make friends on the road. Slap some stickers on your van and pound pavement. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Mi...
Feb 13, 2025•15 min
As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever. FOOD COURT RETURNS Monday February 17th at 6pm CT on our discord. Join at patreon.com/100percenteat Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.ma...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 12 min
It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100pe...
Feb 06, 2025•31 min
Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet. 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at better...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 13 min
The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 30, 2025•32 min
Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video. We have a lot of new stuff coming down the pipe so be sure to subscribe our youtube channel. Also grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store Support us dir...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 13 min
Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 23, 2025•23 min
Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Also Sponsored by Pretty Litter. Pretty...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 17 min
Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
Jan 16, 2025•20 min
Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie ate most of the pretzel. #sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 09, 2025•37 min
Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store. Join the ...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 19 min
These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 02, 2025•19 min
Our Heroes, for the first time, go to a California staple: In N Out. This burger stand isn't available everywhere and doesn't do limited time food but we've got to eat it before the year ends to let you know if you need it. Who is allowed to use the bathroom? Why is this place compared to Whataburger all the time? Who writes Yelp reviews for Wait n Line or Trapped n Line??? Come find out what a hamburgers all about. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://w...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 26, 2024•17 min
Our Heroes are on a cheeky Nando's trip for the first time ever. This British staple just opened doors in Austin and we find out if you should make the trip to it. Are you a sauce monster like Nick grabs nearly every sauce bottle he sees or do you take it the way it comes? Either way this place is self serve and no one is really gonna help you so figure it out. Will this go down as one of the best or worst places in 100% Eat history. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store/ now Learn ...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 19, 2024•13 min
Our Heroes raid the tomb of IHOP for the new stuffed french toast menu. It's sponsored by Xbox. Sort of? We didn't really see that other than one little menu but okay sure, Xbox french toast. Either way, there's COOKIE BUTTER!!!! COOKIE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! The monkey and our waitress go nuts for this stuff. But should you make a last crusade for this sugar bomb of a breakfast or is this whole meal a temple of doom? Grab a hat at https://100percenteat.store/ 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Ge...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min
This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out things he sees. Ooo Is that a Buca di Bepo he’s been to one time? Ooo Is that downtown? Ooo A billboard! Join this one man and his car captives as he just starts doing his own show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 12, 2024•24 min
First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Ho Ho Ho grab a ...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present. Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up with the timer on screen and be sure to check us out on Patreon for our next livestream. Learn more about yo...
Dec 07, 2024•2 hr 57 min
