This Halloween, join The Ghoul Club as we dive into the realm of the *Uncanny* with a bone-chilling true story. Lisa shares her haunting tale of growing up in a house filled with eerie happenings—ghostly whispers, shadowy figures, and the unshakable sense of being watched. We’ll unpack every creepy detail, swapping theories and chills in real-time, to celebrate Halloween the only way we know how: with tales that’ll keep you up all night. Tune in, if you dare… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 9 min
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Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Jennie is on holiday this week, so we're pulling from a former-Patreon-exclusive episode from April 2023: The Ghoul Files, based in the fictional metaphysical world where the clubhouse and all of its various ghouls are real. This is our first case. We hope you enjoy it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 27, 2024•9 min•Season 3Ep. 97
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Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 95
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Aug 06, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 94
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Jul 30, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 93
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Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 6 min
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Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 91
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Jul 09, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 90
"They're heeeere!" And by 'they', we mean us. We're here. We're back where we belong. It's such a joy to be back in the clubhouse! And in the spirit of reviving our show, we're making this episode all about rising from the dead. We can come, and come, and come again… but that's something else entirely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 25, 2024•57 min•Season 3Ep. 89
We're leaving The Ghoul Club for our own protection. A certain A-List celebrity has hired a team of assassins to kill us, so we need to make ourselves scarce. That means we're leaving the clubhouse in the hands of the ghosts, monsters, and demons while we go and explore our juicy parts for a while. We've got a chilling story about infant abduction today, followed by a mysterious death with some uncanny ties to the supernatural. In sombre news: This is The Ghoul Club's last episode before we clos...
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 88
Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being said… he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We ran away and conceived a baby that is humanity's only hope for survival against the machine uprising instead. Today's episode begins with a story about a convent that could potentially have drawn the attention of the devil itself. We then move on to a true crime...
Feb 22, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 87
Life. It's hard work sometimes, isn't it? And, according to Jennie, 'work' is doing anything you don't want to do, which - to be fair - is pretty accurate. In fact, H̶͍͗r̶̦̈́a̵̡͗t̴̥͝h̵̢̜̔á̸͈̰l̶̳͂ͅā̶͎̝ has been putting us through our paces lately and it's felt a lot like work. But the campfire never feels like work; just a fun space to share spooky stories. We start things this week with a story about being stood up by a creep, and then move on to a tale about stumbling upon something you probab...
Feb 20, 2024•33 min
Shhh. We're in a quiet (and disgusting) place, trying to hold in our diarrhoea while monsters with super-hearing try and hunt us. Spoiler alert: We don't make it out alive. This week's stories are both tinged with something dark, demonic, and supernatural. We start with the life of Contessa Emanuel Adams, a woman who fell in love with a devil, became a stripper, and ultimately dedicated herself to fighting off demons. We also go back in time to the early 1910s in Seville, Spain, where a murder m...
Feb 15, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 86
Dr. Livvy Gregson was afraid of a mummy's curse. Just two weeks after returning from Egypt with the sarcophagus, she ended up inside it herself… dead. Was she the victim of a paranormal curse? Or was it something more sinister? Join us as we do the police's job for them. Welcome to the first (and possibly last) episode of Ghoul Detectives. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 11 min
We're visiting Silent Hill 2gether this week (if you don't get that terrible pun, we're disowning you). Jennie might have been dead for years, but somehow she has returned. And it's a mystery we need to solv— actually, never mind. That guy with the pyramid head is actually kind of hot. In this week's stories, we're talking houses. The case of a house whose sinister energy and evil aura affected an entire neighbourhood, and a house that saw some horrific murders and bore witness to acts of evil. ...
Feb 08, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 85
After a short (emergency) break, we're back! Kicking things off with an episode of Campfire Ghouls. Roasting marshmallows around the fire, sticking them in places that marshmallows are decidedly not supposed to go. It's all fun and games until someone's rectum gets scolded by molten sugar. We've got some great stories for you this week—the first is about a dog with some serious spiritual prowess, and the second is about what happens when you accidentally trap a phantom in your airing cupboard. A...
Feb 06, 2024•35 min
What happens when an exorcism turns into a sexorcism? Well, we think it's pretty simple. Things get steamy, sweaty, and a lost somewhere between science and superstition. Today's stories take us to some dark places. We begin with a family tragedy that isn't all it appears to be; and we end things with a story about arctic Alaska that goes well below freezing. We also discuss Kyle not knowing what films are suitable for children, why horror video games are scarier than horror movies, and teenage ...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 84
Don't ask Jennie what her job is, she doesn't want to talk about it. If you get her talking and ask her questions about it, she might just implode and die. But not before she has the honour of serving Her Majesty The Queen's corpse as a civil servant. Today's stories take us to the supermarket (yes, you read that right) where one woman's favourite shop is turned into an arena of nightmares. Then we move on to a newspaper article about how you can admire a woman's beauty moments before running he...
Jan 23, 2024•33 min
One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates? Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murder that isn't at all as simple as it seems, and ends with a story about stalking and dark obsession. We're craving your spooky stories at [email protected] and don't forget to visit us on social media ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 83
Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes) Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian incest. We begin with the violence of the Papin Sisters before moving on to the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. W...
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 82
Campfire Ghouls returns for our first episode of 2024! We've missed our Ghoul Clubbers and it's so good to be back. We've got two great stories for you this week: A group of friends gets lost in the woods, but not all is as it seems. And, in our second story, there's something seriously wrong with Dad. We're looking forward to having you with us! In this year's first Paranormal Problem, we're helping a man who may or may not be unwittingly guarding a secret laboratory. We're craving your spooky ...
Jan 09, 2024•34 min
A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one. But it's also the last Ghoul Club episode of 2023, so we've chosen some wild stories to close out the year! First, a grieving mother's mysterious death opens up questions of spirituality, thoughtform, and the dangers of isolation. In our second story, we're talking about th...
Dec 28, 2023•49 min•Season 2Ep. 81
Daphne Slits becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Underblind Hotel in Scotland, hoping to cure her relationship. She settles in along with her boyfriend, Eric, and the hotel's other residents. Over time, Daphne discovers the hotel's dark secrets and Eric begins to unravel into a homicidal maniac hell-bent on terrorising whoever gets in his way. With the return of Maud the Maid, the introduction of handsome teen Billy (and his grotesque little brother Danny), and a cameo from none other than ...
Dec 24, 2023•33 min
Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and horny? No. Cruel and sadistic? Yes. We then move on to the heartwarming story of a family on a winter wonderland vacation together. Not scary enough? Well, here's a gift for you: It also involves murder. We also discuss Jennie's inability to lie, wild women wit...
Dec 21, 2023•45 min•Season 2Ep. 80
Jennie will not decisively say what's happening with the weather until she's certain that it's the general opinion of her peers. Wait, what is this podcast about? Oh, right, parroty tongues and bad kisses. And scary stories. Our first doesn't have a title so we've decided to call it 'Spooks and the City', a terrifying experience in a very swanky apartment. Our second story straddles the boundary between kinky and frightening, which suits us perfectly. And in this week's Paranormal Problem, we're...
Dec 19, 2023•28 min
Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Jennie Bartle, last survivor of The Ghoul Club, signing off. Well, at least until we start this week's stories! The first is about the death of a Scottish girl who isn't prepared to leave her mu...
Dec 14, 2023•49 min•Season 2Ep. 79
We were temporarily spat out by Ḧ̷́͜r̶̆͜á̸̙ţ̴̀h̶͊ͅa̸̡̕ľ̸͜a̷̤͝ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to regale you with. Starting with a failed carjacking that turns suspiciously murdery, and ending with a 1600s whodunnit that has more twists and turns than a pulse-pounding waterslide. We also discuss full bush, juicy tasty buttocks, and Kyle being a meanie. We're...
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 78
Dry winter weather, Christmas specials, the nun, the back rooms, and bidets on your butthole. We're discussing it all in this week's campfire episode. We also tell a story that, at first glance, seems like it might be a sapphic lezzy romance but turns out to be something much more sinister. And in our second story, a grinning woman really deserves a good punch in the face. In this week's Paranormal Problem, we're defusing the stigma around necrophilia with a mentality of "waste not, want not." W...
Dec 05, 2023•36 min
Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convince him to share the original manuscript? We've got a great pair of stories for you this week; one about the former house of a deceased serial killer, and another about murder at sea. We also discuss penis size, lesbian sex, and killing for boring reasons. We...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 77
