The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 0:00 - Siri, Please Take My Life 14:57 - goPure 16:35 - Weather 17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again 24:04 - Phetasy News 24:45 - The Internet Is Glorious Read Slop World by Mike Solana - https://bit.ly/DF-SlopWorld End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@...
Jul 02, 2025•27 min
Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious. 0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 14:14 - Quest 15:29 - Weather 16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 21:54 - Phetasy News 22:31 - The Internet is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audie...
Jun 28, 2025•25 min
The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran. 0:00 - Common Sense Prevails 7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy 13:07 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:44 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 24:56 - Phetasy News 25:29 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real Amer...
Jun 25, 2025•28 min
Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 8:29 - Sheath 9:30 - Weather 9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life 14:04 - Caliber 15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:20 - Phetasy News 19:33 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy -----------------------------...
Jun 21, 2025•22 min
Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt. 0:00 - Intro 2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 3:09 - Parades of Morons 13:27 - The Perfect Jean 14:46 - Weather 15:14 - More Parades of Morons 19:52 - Phetasy News 20:47 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightm...
Jun 18, 2025•24 min
In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 9:10 - goPure 10:19 - Weather 10:45 - Commiefornia 15:38 - BON CHARGE 16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates 22:01 - RIP 22:49 - Phetasy News 23:50 - The Internet Is Glorious - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performe...
Jun 14, 2025•26 min
LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves. 0:00 - Riot Season Returns 13:37 - Brunt 14:59 - Weather 15:29 - Riot Season Continued 21:52 - Hillsdale College 23:06 - Troll-In-Chief 27:05 - Phetasy News 27:46 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member fo...
Jun 11, 2025•31 min
Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief vs. My Nemesis 15:50 - Quest 17:22 - Weather 18:05 - Phetasy News 19:41 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member fo...
Jun 07, 2025•21 min
The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza. 0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty 9:40 - Quest 11:16 - Weather 11:49 - Flotilla of Morons 17:05 - Sheath 18:18 - Phetasy News 19:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real A...
Jun 04, 2025•22 min
Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 12:01 - BON CHARGE 13:26 - Weather 13:53 - My Nemesis Is No Longer My Nemesis 20:04 - Phetasy News 21:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WA...
May 31, 2025•23 min
The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them. 0:00 - Breaking Bridget 12:30 - Quest 13:36 - Weather 14:04 - Breaking Bridget Cont'd 20:45 - Phetasy News 21:39 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
May 28, 2025•24 min
Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community. 0:00 - Get Rekt, Big Pharma 7:40 - Caliber 8:56 - Weather 9:25 - This F*ckin' Guy 12:03 - Qualia 12:50 - Dumpster Diving 17:21 - Phetasy News 17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy -------------------------------...
May 24, 2025•19 min
Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 11:17 - MudWtr 12:39 - Weather 13:06 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 19:10 - goPure 20:22 - Phetasy News 21:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy -----------------------------------------------...
May 21, 2025•23 min
The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 0:00 - This F*ckin Guy 9:32 - Sheath 10:41 - Weather 11:27 - What Is Happening 16:25 - Phetasy News 17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for ...
May 17, 2025•18 min
The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"? 0:00 - Big Brother 7:03 - BON CHARGE 8:17 - Weather 8:44 - Big Brother Continued 13:15 - Quest 14:26 - Phetasy News 15:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com...
May 14, 2025•16 min
Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington. 0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty 6:13 - The Perfect Jean 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Parade of Morons 13:13 - Sheath 14:17 - Parade of Morons Continued 16:21 - Phetasy News 17:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy --------------------...
May 14, 2025•18 min
Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. 0:00 - Parade of Morons 8:01 - Quest 9:15 - Weather 9:32 - Journavism 14:14 - Caliber 15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 22:08 - Phetasy News 22:42 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ----------------------------------------------------------...
May 07, 2025•25 min
Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters. 0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:55 - Hillsdale College 13:07 - Weather 13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion 20:35 - Phetasy News 21:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------...
May 03, 2025•24 min
The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla. 0:00 - Journavism 8:24 - The Perfect Jean 9:36 - Weather 10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious 16:53 - Sheath 17:55 - Phetasy News 18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome Yo...
Apr 30, 2025•20 min
Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 12:08 - Quest 13:17 - Weather 13:38 - What is Happening? Continued 20:14 - Phetasy News 20:51 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel Read When The State Comes For Your Kids by Abigail Shrier Complaint filed on behalf of Montgomery School Distric...
Apr 26, 2025•22 min
Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans. 0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 9:57 - Sheath 11:08 - Weather 11:31 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 17:10 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life 19:36 - Phetasy News 20:20 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public epis...
Apr 23, 2025•22 min
Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing. 0:00 - WOMEN! 7:50 - Hillsdale College 8:59 - Weather 9:26 - Dumpster Diving 12:22 - Qualia 13:44 - More Dumpster Diving 19:48 - Phetasy News 20:39 - The Internet Is Glorious Hillsdale College is offering more than 40 free online courses - check them out at hillsdale.edu Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qual...
Apr 19, 2025•22 min
Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOMEN! Continued 19:11 - Phetasy News 19:53 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors Quest and BON ...
Apr 16, 2025•21 min
Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT b...
Apr 12, 2025•21 min
Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast. 0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:30 - BON CHARGE 13:39 - Weather 13:59 - Breaking Bridget 19:45 - Phetasy News 21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your...
Apr 09, 2025•23 min
Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life. 0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 4:52 - Dumpster Diving 9:41 - Quest 10:41 - Weather 11:08 - More Dumpster Diving 14:...
Apr 05, 2025•20 min
Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 7:53 - Caliber 9:10 - Weather 9:33 - Breaking Bridget 15:58 - Phetasy News 16:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Apr 02, 2025•19 min
Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 11:59 - Quest 13:06 - Weather 13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 17:01 - Phetasy News 18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Mar 29, 2025•19 min
Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle. 0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle 21:59 - Sheath Underwear 23:03 - Weather 23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued 29:55 - Phetasy News 33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers ...
Mar 26, 2025•36 min
Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again. 0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire 8:57 - BON CHARGE 10:08 - Weather 10:34 - Breaking Bridget 18:50 - Phetasy News 19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy....
Mar 22, 2025•21 min
