Southern California, I love you! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following very important topics: Put face serum on your feet! The unfortunate environmental impact of chatGPT The fourth comedy crowd I’ve hated in 12 years (Follow Mike Britt! @Only1MikeBritt) Chipping away at your confidence via YouTube ads, you old fat bitch! You OK, Gurl? And a heartfelt farewell Thank you for listening, congrats on not killing yourself, and I’ll see you on Patreon! TORONTO, I’l...
Jan 13, 2025•39 min•Ep. 36
Happy 2025, you survived! On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following vital topics of our time: Deathly dry radiators Fat Animals have one root cause Nosferatu, take me out to dinner first! Tesla Truck Explosion Nosy Apples And channeled predictions for 2025 See Krystyna headlining in Tulsa, Oklahoma (Jan. 10th + 11th) and Toronto (Jan. 17th + 18th) tix available at: https://linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow KRYSTYNA @ K...
Jan 06, 2025•58 min•Ep. 35
Today's episode was recorded live in Krystyna's car! A great way to end 2024. Your girl covers the following topics: - Don't see Gladiator 2! - The Merriest Krysmas a girl could ask for - Therapy terms we are misusing, oopsie poopsie - Aliens and Orbs and Drones, Okay! - Jay-Z allegations - Anything for animals - The magical power of writing down the reality you want to bring forth (and real life proof of its potency) COME SEE ME LIVE! [NYC] Dec. 31st - 6pm at New York Comedy Club [Tulsa, OK] Ja...
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 34
On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, interviews her good friend, creative director and fellow afterlife enthusiast, ANI MOUSH. The pair discuss the value meditating with a friend, the otherworldly experiences under Ani's belt including a photo of a ghost girl (no joke), the death of a parent, the study of grief and the importance of giving yourself room to create. To check out all the photos referenced in the episode, click HERE . Follow ANI on IG @ AniMoush Follow KRYSTYNA...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 33
On today’s episode, comedian and E.T. Enthusiast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following important topics of our time: Aliens, Orbs, UAPs Download the ENIGMA app while it’s still free! Luigi Mangione Ireland’s state of personal pride Greeting from another realm A pole-shifty-theory on the “Three Days of Darkness” ***TOUR DATES**** TULSA, OK - Jan. 10th + 11th TORONTO - Jan. 17th and 18th Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @ MikeCoscarelli Rat...
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 32
I'm so glad you survived another week on planet earth because the usual voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by former stand-up comedian turned professional clairvoyant (and medium), THOMAS DALE! How did he discover he was psychic? What's the point of being a person? What have dead people taught him about life? All these questions and more are covered in today's episode. PLUS: Krystyna gets an intuitive astrological reading from Thomas, which you can book by clicking HERE . Fol...
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 31
Happy Monday, Honey. On today’s episode, stand-up comedian, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by her go-to tarot witch and Art-of-self expert, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna regales us with an energy update for the rest of the year, courtesy of Matt and Joy Kahn. Spoiler alert: sh*t’s gonna go down. Nothing we can’t handle! Donna whips out her tarot decks and gives eerily accurate readings to Krystyna, Mike and viewers like you. Follow DONNA @DeeShootsIt Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Kry...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 30
Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following pivotal topics of today: Getting a witness protection haircut Come to my window, squirrel Big Bill Morgan Energy Malibu Oopsie Babie British toilets flush different Barron Trump’s Maternal Accent Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @ MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify...
Nov 25, 2024•52 min•Ep. 29
On today's episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses the following hot button issues of our time: - Feeling rage when your belt loop gets caught on a door knob - Street fights with female drivers - YOU OK, GIRL?: Derlyn Roberts - Death to pop-up notifications - And a detailed overview of the recent government hearing on UAPs which seem to be coming in and out of the ocean in droves! How exciting! Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @ MikeCosca...
Nov 18, 2024•52 min•Ep. 28
Extra good job not offing yourselves this week, friends! Sometimes things go in a direction that feels terrible, but guess what? We’re in charge of our own inner peace, so let’s have fun. On today’s space, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on: Manhattan Alien Abduction The new nickname Tump Fckboi Theater: Angry Internet Man Edition What’s wrong with Nick Fuentes and the respect dogs get in Bali Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @ MikeCoscarell...
Nov 11, 2024•55 min•Ep. 27
Today's episode was recorded live at Slickback Studios featuring our favorite, and eerily accurate, tarot card reader, curator and life coach, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna addresses her recent education on The Mothman before Donna uses her cards on herself, Mikey and K. We then open the phone lines to help out listeners with issues involving their careers, secret creative passions, and romance. Follow DONNA @ DeeShootsIt Follow KRYSTYNA @ KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mi...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 26
On today’s episode, your alien-adoring host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, welcomes a leading other-worldly explorer in the extraterrestrial field, ALAN STEINFELD, to the studio. They discuss Alan’s personal abduction experience that left implant marks on the back of his leg, the various physical forms E.T.s can take, quantum physics and the importance of marrying your left and right brain hemispheres, conjuring UAPs through meditation, and supernatural stories from listeners. Open your heart, lead with ...
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 25
You’re alive! Wow, huh?! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on the following important topics and of our time: Getting off on extreme weather event coverage Attending a rally of folks on The Other Side (not dead) Trying to connect after someone you love dearly passes away suddenly The Urgent Care trip that should have been made by a child Kathy Bates DID thank her mom in her Oscar speech — damn You GOTTA (if you wanna) watch the Menendez Brother scripted...
Oct 21, 2024•53 min•Ep. 24
Oh boy, you're in for a real treat, kids! On today's episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON welcomes one of her favorite spiritual teachers, CARLA MORA, to the studio. Carla helped Krystyna through some tough times and has spiritual abilities that are quite impressive. Together, the duo talk about releasing trauma from the body, exploring other realms in the jungle with shamans, having an epic encounter with Sasquatch and, YES -- TALKING TO ALIENS! Follow CARLA on Instragram @ TimeToHealUs Follow me on In...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 23
Hey, survivors! Glad you made it another week on Planet AHHEARTH. On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following topics and segments: Reframing drivers who cut in line to exit Las Vegas is spooky Being triggered by moving 2024 Channeled Predictions Dying on the same day as your dog You Ok, Girl? FckBoi Theater! Eric Adams, you Ok? If you’re in NYC, come to my monthly stand-up show, HOOCH, Thursday, Oct. 24th 7pm at Zinc Bar. www.Linktree.com/KrystynaHutch for tickets ...
Oct 07, 2024•48 min•Ep. 22
You did it, you survived another week! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, makes Michael open his birthday present on air for that sweet, sweet tax write-off before welcoming back JORDAN BLIZZARD PLANIT to the studio to tackle some life advice questions posed by viewers like you. If you love how Jordan’s brain works, you’ll love her substack, her self-friendship podcast, and her magical world that is Planit Butter, where “playfulness meets societal reflection.” F...
Sep 30, 2024•49 min•Ep. 21
Greetings and salutations and congrats on not offing yourself! On Today's episode, Krystyna is joined by her fellow witch woman, DONNA GUERREROS. The duo talks about how discombobulated everyone feels lately and the seemingly ominous messages the channelers of YouTube have been giving about the rest of 2024. We then turn to Donna's Tarot deck to ask important questions like: Will Mikey ever find love? Was Krystyna touched as a kid? Does she have a shot at being a white Oprah and talking to alien...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 20
Happy Monday and a much deserved congratulations on surviving another week in this planet! On today’s episode, I talk with found of Planit Butter, host of the Self-Friendship Podcast and voice I want in everyone’s head, JORDAN PLANIT! This woman is one of the most magical beings I have the fortune to know. On Part 1 of her episode, we discuss real life examples of the power of manifesting, the importance of being in love with yourself, happily communicating boundaries and only saying yes to gigs...
Sep 16, 2024•54 min•Ep. 19
We survived another week on earth, good for us! On today’s episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discusses Mikey’s birthday bash, the many sexual fantasies that arise at an Incubus concert, and our first “You Ok, Girl?” girl. Then she welcomes Renaissance man, JEFFREY GURIAN, to talk about healing with his hands, laughing through your trauma and the often unnoticed power each of us have. click HERE to get more information on Jeffrey’s upcoming workshop at The Omega Institute starting September 20th. Foll...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 18
On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following high-hanging topics: Wish you were here, Brandon Boyd A blank iPhone screen turned 911 call turned even worse than that FCKBOI THEATER: Never Ending Story The ghost of Roy Irish boyfriends A reading from Nathaniel Brandon’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living purposefully. To hear full chapter readings of The 6 Pillars and get access to weekly group Share-apy via zo...
Sep 02, 2024•36 min•Ep. 17
NYC got a taste of "Fake Fall" and Krystyna and Mike are high off the crisp air. On today's episode, we touch on the following indispensable topics of today: - The Chocolate Cobbler demons - Wanting to get engaged so you have an excuse to as your girls to come to Sedona and hunt for aliens - The DNC + You don't need to yell into a microphone (I know, I know...) - How to spot an American in any country - a reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about being assertive (...
Aug 26, 2024•51 min•Ep. 16
Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving another week, ya warrior. On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON takes you on a journey through the following important topics: - Britney's back (on IG), b*tch. - A better car horn - Chasing the high of a sick discount - Pissing off Donald Trump Jr. :) - Hugging Amma - Filming aliens - A reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about the practice of self-responsibility Sign up for my Patreon to hear the f...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 15
You survived another week! Mazel Tov, baby. On today’s episode, the Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following subject matters: Rats with balls Celine Dione as a loan officer Britney, B*tch Tim Walz is the kind, sensitive dad we need A reading from Chapter 7 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about our sometimes scary friend; Self-Acceptance To hear the chapter read in its entirety (with cute commentary) and to zoom with me once a week for Group Sh...
Aug 12, 2024•57 min•Ep. 14
Oh I'm so glad you decided to live another week because on today's episode, we have stand-up comedian KATIE BLUNT on the show to share her ability to read someone's (my) energy to pick-up on physical and emotional clogs and channel... aliens?! Let's. Fcking. GO! Follow KATIE on IG @ KatieBluntComedy Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/8 Live recording of GWF at New York Comedy Club UWS Location [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahut...
Aug 05, 2024•52 min•Ep. 13
Congrats on not offing yourselves! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following important topics of our time: Hunger for Mother. Le sigh... We got tricked into buying purses for thousands of dollars Boomer parents versus their millennial children FCKBOI THEATER: Kansas Edition 30 Stoic Rules for living your life A reading from chapter 6 of Nathaniel Branden’s book, The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living consciously. To hear chapter 6 in its entirety and get ...
Jul 29, 2024•50 min•Ep. 12
Congrats on not taking your own life! On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off the Euro Train and aching to talk about the pivotal issues: ⁃ Putting the ASS in assassination ⁃ Living in a 26-story walk-up ran by liars ⁃ My secret weapon: The Stare ⁃ FCKBOI THEATER: Funeral Edition ⁃ Predictions for a rocky 2024 ⁃ A reading from Chapter 5 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem https://www.youtube.com/live/_R7nwhFRHbQ?si=1Vc9ingCuHg1UkBn To hear bonus readings...
Jul 22, 2024•56 min•Ep. 11
Hey girl hey, you lived to see another day! Yay. On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on these important topics of our time: ⁃ The presidential debate that feels like it was directed by Christoper Guest ⁃ The only teen on the bus whose parents refused to give him a cell phone saves a bus load of teens with phones after the driver looses consciousness ⁃ Hobby Horse Competitions exist because f*ck it ⁃ App recommendation: My Human Design ⁃ An afterlife s...
Jul 15, 2024•37 min•Ep. 10
Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on surviving another week on this sh*t show of a planet! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, shares her insights on the following: Vacation prep tips that’ll ease the blow of coming home and realizing you have to go back to “normal” life An Amazon tribe gets WiFi for the first time and, spoiler alert, they turn angry, disconnected and addicted to porn like everyone else A wedding planning company but for couples with toxic family members Otherwor...
Jul 08, 2024•37 min•Ep. 9
Congrats on surviving another week in this video game from H3LL! On today's episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics, experiences and existential crisis of our time: - If you want to experience euphoria, eat chocolate hummus - My experience attending a 90-person medium reading with Laura Lynne Jackson - Coming close to destroying a man's car but deciding not to because I'm a good person, just kidding, I didn't do it because his boy was guardin...
Jul 01, 2024•48 min•Ep. 8
You survived another week on earth! I'm so glad. On today's episode ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following tender topics of 2024: Please keep wearing cologne and perfume, it makes the trash smell of NYC less vomit inducing The magic of smoking weed and going into a pool Mikey's Disney Sexcapades ALIEN UPDATE! (it's from Harvard, so it's legit) The time Paris Hilton kissed a woman's belly but she wasn't pregnant Fckboi Theater A reading from Chapter 1 of Nathaniel Branden's THE SI...
Jun 24, 2024•54 min•Ep. 7
