Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 12: We Check in to C.C.'s Spa and Resort
In this one, we learn what's been wrong with us this entire time. Namely, lack of tiny whiskers and a sleek, vibrant coat of fur. Wheek wheek.
May 08, 2024•51 min
Episodes
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything
In this one, we learn that in addition to busses and planes, Percy also shouldn't travel by boat. Maybe he just isn't compatible with vehicles.
Mar 26, 2024•54 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
In this one, we learn that there's no point in fighting the monsters since apparently they've already won. Anyone want something from Starbucks?
Mar 05, 2024•48 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 9: I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
In this one, Luke villains most villainously, and we realize Percy is probably safe for another four years.
Feb 13, 2024•46 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 8: We Board the Princess Andromeda
In this one, we board a ship which is decidedly not the Love Boat or any other famous cruise liners you may have heard of. Also, fish ponies.
Feb 13, 2024•50 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 7: I Accept Gifts from a Stranger
In this one, we learn that taking candy from strangers in the park is acceptable and even encouraged as long as it gets you out of your chores.
Nov 14, 2023•54 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 6: Demon Pigeons Attack
In this one, we discover that pigeons dislike vehicles regardless of their Era of construction.
Oct 10, 2023•53 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 5: I Get a New Cabin Mate
In this one, Chiron gets fired! Tantalus gets hired! Percy is tired, and Tyson...was sired? Yeah sure let's go with that.
Sep 19, 2023•43 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 4: Tyson Plays with Fire
In this one, we learn about the perils of invasive species, do a quick eye exam, and meet yet another Jackson. No relation.
Sep 05, 2023•37 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 3: We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment
In this one, Tempest was pretty great! Super quick arrival, professional and knowledgeable about the city, though was occasionally distracted and not keeping an eye on the road. 4/5, would ride again.
Aug 01, 2023•40 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals
In this one, Percy almost finishes the school year and finds out why you should never trust anyone named Joe Bob. (Our sincerest apologies to any of our listeners named Joe Bob, both for our generalization and the cruelty of your parents.)
Jul 11, 2023•44 min
Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
In this one, we dove hooves first into the sea of monsters, and all we got was a plate of weird blue eggs.
Jun 19, 2023•40 min
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Full Book Discussion
In this one, we outsource our commentary to an expert guest and learn that the real lightning thief was the friends we made along the way.
May 30, 2023•1 hr 59 min
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Movie!
In this one, we take a big ol detour to Nashville where we find a film almost, but not entirely unlike The Lightning Thief.
May 17, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 22: The Prophecy Comes True
In this one, we celebrate endless summer with bootleg Cokes and villainous monologues. That's pretty badass, right?
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 21: I Settle My Tab
In this one, we meet our father, get threatened by another father for bringing up his father, potentially curse an evil stepfather, and most importantly, try to give some father, somewhere, a new fridge.
Mar 22, 2023•59 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 20: I Battle My Jerk Relative
In this one, we draw a line in the sand and unleash the hogs of war. I guess there's also a family feud but we're running out of idioms...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 19: We Find Out the Truth. Sort of.
In this one, we get dragged into Tartarus. Sort of. Then we confront Hades and convince him of our innocence. Sort of. In doing so, we resolve all the complex issues with Percy's mom. Sort of...
Feb 21, 2023•58 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School
In this one, we wonder about why bad music would be playing at a recording studio, and then we discuss the joys of lines. Buckle up, folks, this one's wild.
Feb 08, 2023•41 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 17: We Shop for Water Beds
In this one, we're hurtling right into the mouth of hell itself, but first we're gonna indulge in a bit of Procrustination...
Jan 25, 2023•54 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 16: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
In this one, we debate the taxonomy of horse-adjacent creatures, and also I guess some plot things happen.
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 15: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
In this one, we discuss with Aries the merits of using gold as currency, because screw you, punk. Sorry if we get a little aggressive...
Dec 24, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 14: I Become A Known Fugitive
In this one, we once again get so close to cheeseburgers only to have them ripped away by both the linear nature of time and a national manhunt. Maybe in the next chapter...
Dec 14, 2022•40 min
Percy Jackson Book One, Chapter 13: I Plunge To My Death
In this one, we discuss both the crushing monotony and anxiety-inducing surrealism of the American mid-west. We apologize in advance.
Nov 28, 2022•53 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle
In this one, we fail to have emotional conversations, fail to get advice, and fail to think of the word "Anemoia". What are we even doing?
Nov 07, 2022•42 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 11: We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
In this one, we chow down on double cheeseburgers and milkshakes BEFORE we get stoned. Crazy, right?
Oct 26, 2022•56 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 10: I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
In this one, we've got a hundred bucks, a pack of tin cans, and a dream. Let's go to hell.
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 9: I Am Offered a Quest
In this one, that's about the time we get a prophecy, nobody likes you when your dad's the king of the sea...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 8: We Capture a Flag
In this one, the children are not only allowed to go into the woods, but use them for bloodsports. Take that, Hogwarts...
Aug 30, 2022•58 min
Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 7: My Dinner Goes Up in Smoke
In this one, to the gods! You know, those absentee parents who can't even send us a few bucks for toiletries at the only place on earth we can live...yeah, cheers.
Aug 16, 2022•48 min
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