Percy Jackson Book 1, Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
In this one, we get expository in the lavatory.
In this one, we get expository in the lavatory.
In this one, pour yourself up a nice cookie dough cocktail and sit down for a game with the god of whine...
In this one, we learn that food is all-important, even foul hell-beasts can have a sense of modesty, and also that Hades is not in fact the Lord of the Dead. Sorry to our mythology enthusiast listeners...
In this one, we explore the rebellious significance of the color blue and find out much more about a character named Grover...hmm, seems familiar.
In this one, we discuss the terrible pedagogy of Yancy, and speculate on how many feet Grover really has...
In this one, we're going on a perfectly normal field trip... record scratch ...Normal? With the Brunner? No way!
In this one, Reepicheep fights the end of time and still somehow wins. Why'd he get knocked out of the brackets again?
In this one, for a long while I was just a simple stable home to a well meaning donkey, but then everything changed when a giant bird demon moved in...
In this one, we learn a valuable lesson about why one should never awake a sleeping giant, at least if you enjoy having a sun...
In this one, unfortunately no one can describe what a podcast sounds like, you'll just have to hope you stumble across this one and listen for yourself...
In this one, we meet a fascinating antagonist that will surely have a huge impact on...wait, he's gone? Where? Anyway, let's talk about Susan...
In this one, my eagle eyes see the vastness of time and the weight of history. Do they see victory? WHO knows. Oh wait, not an owl...
In this one, one man enters, one man leaves. Is it the same man? We don't find out...
In this one, the railway service to Narnia is absolutely terrible, and I could write pages and pages about it, but I won't...
In this one, a friendly eagle brings news about that collapse of a civilization that has stood for thousands of years, heralding the end of an epoch and possibly the world itself...but also day hikes are nice!
In this one, we ponder the intricacies of dwarf society and which 2024 presidential candidate they would vote for...who courts the manakin vote?
In thith one, we go on a daring rethcue attempt to get Jewel back from hith captorth. Thhhh, we're being thneaky.
In this one, we must go to the lost places of the world and retrieve the rings of power, so that we can...um...Aslan what are you doing? Oh well, at least we have sandwiches.
In this one, Tirian is just about knee high to a Narnian mouse, which is half the size of a Narnian beaver, which in turn is half again the height of a hare, who's younger than the person to the right hand of the old lady...will we solve the absurd word problem that is this chapter? Listen and find out...
In this one, we need more nuts, and less garlic and onions...apparently. It wouldn't be my first culinary choice, but the book is what it is...
In this one, we find out why Mr. Rat's River Ride is the worst attraction in Narnialand...
In this one, a frog agrees to give a scorpion a ride....wait, wrong fable. Or is it?
In this one, special guest Nathan joins us to put a bow on this big silver gift. Is this our 25th anniversary? No. But it's somehow fitting....
In this one, we'll wrap this one up just after the centaurs finish breakfast...it might take a while.
In this one, Jill hysterically interrupts a perfectly fine Pagan ritual, like any good Christian girl should, to spread the good news of Prince Rillian.
In this one, cut yourself a nice slice of emerald pie, pour a tall glass of diamond tea, and settle in for papa salamander to welcome y'all home...
In this one, we ride through the flood and flames, through a horde of enemies to escape through the very earth itself, but first...let's have snacks.
In this one, a frog fights a snake, and Jill wisely sits down and does nothing. Yup.
In this one, Eustace used his trusty sword, to free the knight and cut the cords, but you don't really care for theories, do you?
In this one, there's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going...