Happy Thanksgiving cocomunity!!! It's been awhile but I have returned. I have some more shenanigans to report from Benny K's House of Hair. All the crazy clients, what does "the" mean on the toilet sign and how to properly complain on google. A story about the best doggo ever and how he's finally free from pain. I also explain why I think my boss is a robot and how I was burgled (if that's how you spell it). Subscribe, rate and review the podcast anywhere and everywhere!!! Support this show http...
Nov 22, 2021•59 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in this episode I tell you why Betty Broderick is my hero and unmask Captain Thot. Although we missed the actual two year anniversary, HAPPY TWO YEARS my cuckoonuts!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/qweeniebeanie32/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. ...
Aug 25, 2021•52 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I'll also let you in on why Lionel Richies' "All Night Long" is what the theme of the party will be. Sprinkle in some workplace drama and my insurance trainer shooting her mother-in-law this weekend. Come check me out on Twitch every Thursday for some "Thirsty Thursday" lovin' Queenbebe30 is the name, and let...
May 20, 2021•46 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of letting us be one with the earth. I also try and figure out why Elon Musk is going to be on Saturday Night Live and ponder why he felt the need to put the Tesla charging stations in the back of the parking lots at Target. I let you guys in on my journey to self help/self care and why I love the movie Clerks 2. So grab yo...
Apr 29, 2021•45 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Well, well, well look who's back! It's my favorite cocomunity of people!!! We're back with some hot, sleazy goodness of work related scandals, the pettiest group of coworkers ever and the dumbest word of the day from Urban Dictionary. I discuss a few things that have impacted my mental health these past few weeks, along with some memories from a long time friend of mine. Let's get down and dirty this week, but also Let's Keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! SIP Mike Iannone. Music: https://www.bensound.com...
Apr 15, 2021•49 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don't grade homework in a timely manner. Let's talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound meatloaves and how I don't know enough languages. Grab your friends and let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . ...
Apr 01, 2021•49 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Hey cocomunity we're back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28 Weeks Later and Silence of the Lambs. I theorize on the reset button for the U.S.A. and how we should all learn trades while we can. For more cuckoo-ness grab your friends and come have a listen!!! Subscrib...
Mar 25, 2021•57 min•Season 3Ep. 11
This week let's get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the "Early Release" doesn't exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the Netflix movie "Death of Me," and why I'm never going to Thailand. Also your favorite hostess is back in the gym, Crunch gym to be exact and I tell you about the most expensive toothbrush I've ever bought. So ...
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Hey cocomunity let's get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris D'Elia social media hide and seek game and the hope I have for 2021. Also I make a public service announcement to stop making me the logical, responsible one when that's now who I am in this life, and as al...
Mar 11, 2021•56 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Hey cocomunity!!! It's your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activity movies, Mercy Black and the Slenderman stabbing. I tell you my beliefs in spirits, demons and how deja vu ties into it and why you can't have one without the other. I also discuss some new shows I have been watching as well as tell you about the phone calls I've been getting at my current job. I also discu...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 8
Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should've been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding "Grease," and how cultural societies are different from decade to decade. Stay tuned at the end of the story for a personal story as well. As always guys make sure to grab your friends and some snacks and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: https://w...
Feb 26, 2021•48 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Happy late Valentine's Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this "Gorilla Glue Challenge," and the other "challenges" we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer to Bailey Sarian (youtuber that does her makeup while telling true crime stories). Let's get ready for another round of fun and as usual, let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com S...
Feb 18, 2021•56 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let's also discuss the status of "Gorilla Glue Girl," and why Kim K. is jealous of her daughter's talent. I also tell you about my marriage seeking energy in contrast to ex-boyfriend energy. Congrats to my parents on their 15 years of marriage!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Suppor...
Feb 11, 2021•55 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the "move your ass" aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don't have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater's new nickname (don't worry we added to it, didn't subtract from it). I give you a script of what you should say to people who ghost you, and what happens when glass shatters in your mind. Music: https://www.bensound.com Su...
Feb 04, 2021•55 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Well cocomunity without further delay here's a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I have seen in awhile called, "The Sister," which is currently on Hulu and how Bob is the new weirdo name for the year. Let's continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support...
Jan 29, 2021•42 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Good day loyal cocomunity we're back with a brand spankin' new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I'm getting into new shows with my down time and how I adult much better lately. To round out the episode, I give a shout out to those special people in my life that have helped make things better/easier for me (yes I get all sentimental for a second). ...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We're starting 2021 with some new content after last week's break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I've come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f*** you email I have ever sent regarding a job rejection and how virtual job interviews are life now! Come join us in the cocomunity where we're KEEPIN' IT CUCKOO in 2021! Music: https://www.bensound.com Supp...
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey's end so I hope you enjoy the hilarity of that and I'll be back next week with some new content. Best of all it's never too late to get CUCKOO WITH COCO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acas...
Jan 07, 2021•51 min
Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour episode of daytime television. I also discuss how difficult it is to prove that you're a human in Florida and how much paperwork one needs to prove they exist. Elizabeth Bathory's bloodlust also comes into play when discussing how to stay young and rounding out the episode is watching my mom stalk the ro...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 54
Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short distance. Surprising my mother for her birthday and how my sister shouldn't brag about being a good liar. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Grab your friends, some holiday cheer and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!...
Dec 24, 2020•47 min•Season 2Ep. 53
Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today's episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it's chilly willy guys and we're going to break down things having to do with this continuous election and common core math. The snowstorm that slapped New York in the face and how some coworkers act like they're still in high school (my favorite nemesis to name one). So grab all your blankeys and thermal pj's and LET'S GET CUCKOO!! Music: https://www....
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 52
Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I've never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last episode of Grey's Anatomy and the inappropriate things I hear at work. I bring in a holiday promo in support of a small business owner for Spartan Guard Services (send them a follow on Instagram and Facebook). Grab your friends, gather round and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this s...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 51
We're back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving's past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgiving eve parties. COVID is making a comeback and the year is coming to an end. I discuss social justice warriors and how GOYA is still doing it's thing. I give some friendly tips as to how to handle issues with friendships/relationships, and we get a little up close and personal with how things have been going with me...
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 50
Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving, I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my craziness from and hope you get a lot of laughs at our mother-daughter bond session. Also my mom said afterwards she was nervous speaking with me for others to hear, which I think is ridiculous because she's amazing. So grab your family gather round with your turkey and before you pass out from your food coma...
Nov 26, 2020•32 min
Hey ladies & gents of the cocomunity!!! We're back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marathon and how New York needs to get its shit together when it comes to COVID-19 regulations. I also discuss how I don't know what day it is and you guys finally learn my travels from NY to Tampa and back again. I talk about how the PS3 was my gateway gaming system and how I don't think "gateway drug" is a good p...
Nov 19, 2020•56 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Hello there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week with some new content. This week's rerun seems to be a fan favorite as I discuss how I don't know how to spell omelette. You also get a look at what it's like to work without power in the office and how Siri disrespects my friend's names when I receive a new text message. Grab some snacks, grab your blankeys...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in and says hello, but that's it. I catch up with my sisters on how their COVID is going and how the masks have affected their daily routine. We discuss fashion in their generation and video games we enjoy and there's a spoiler on the Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope in there. Come catch up with my family and I, but most important...
Nov 05, 2020•59 min•Season 2Ep. 48
Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about ghost experiences and Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuckoo over the scale at the doctor's office and how much of a liar it is. I discuss my grandfather, whether substance abuse is a disease and where I fall on that subject. I also tell you what island I belong on in the future and why ageism exists. Grab your friends, marshmallows, gather round the fire and LET'S GE...
Oct 29, 2020•59 min•Season 2Ep. 47
Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We're back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!! This week I compare Zach from "The Strain," with Carl from "The Walking Dead," and how WTF apocalypse shows are. I also discuss how people should know the telltale signs of horrible situations and confirm how I know I am working with an energy draining vampire. Finally rounding it out with a work story to top them all, so everybody gather round the fire and LET'S GET C...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ?? This week let's talk about looking 31 in the face and say a big Cuckoo congratulations to Kelsey and Dan Gastman on their recent nuptials. I also discuss what I do with all this COVID-19 free time and invite you to add to the chaos of it. Grab a blankey, some snacks , huddle close and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music https://www.bensound.com Support...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 45
