"Sex and the Widow" And just like that, how did Carrie take 3 months to fix her hip, a year to write a book, and Miranda only send that DM to Che 3 months ago?? Did the writers do a lot of weed or something? Lilian and Ethan have a lot of questions and as per usual, no answers! Oh, and Charlotte plays tennis in this episode as well. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles...
Apr 09, 2022•37 min
"Diwali" And just like that, Carrie discovers Diwali for the first time apparently? Woo-y what an episode! Miranda is masturbating and drinking sparkly juices, Carrie listens to a beeping sound, and Charlotte accurately yells "You're not progressive enough for this". That's right it's time to discuss another episode of the hit drama "And Just Like That". Love it or hate it - you can disagree but you can't leave! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @no...
Mar 14, 2022•45 min
"Tragically Hip" And just like that, Miranda defeated alcoholism. With an episode filled with tequila, gin, and "champagne, we have to get more champagne!", maybe Miranda does have a problem after all. Luckily after drunk ordering a self-help book and having sex with Carrie's boss, she seems back on track. Special guest Chris Tse joins us to talk Rock's coming out TikTok, Charlotte's burpees routine, and Carrie's messed up skeleton. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will ...
Mar 03, 2022•40 min•Season 2Ep. 5
"Some of My Best Friends" And just like that, Charlotte's racist, surprise surprise. Special guest Malorie Cunningham (Sketchy History, Southern Comfort) joins us to talk about Caroline's bodega skirt, Charlotte's search for "non-vanilla" friends, and Harry shouting "Michelle Obama" every 5 minutes. We get the first spotting of Seema, and finally, the answer to the question: what was Big's favorite piece of glass? Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @...
Feb 24, 2022•47 min•Season 2Ep. 4
"When In Rome..." And just like that, the most hilarious event of the year, nay, century: Che Diaz Live at This is a Comedy Concert. Were there any jokes? No. Do we understand what a comedy concert is now? Double no. Get three little Tito's bottles ready for this one because we are doing a deep dive into this comedy concert - or TED Talk - or perhaps, cult leader speech. Oh, and Natasha's in this episode too. Bonus points if you can guess who had Covid during the recording of this episode: Lilia...
Feb 17, 2022•45 min•Season 2Ep. 3
"Little Black Dress" And just like that, 86 Big, 86 Chris Noth's career. How lucky were we to do deals with Big? It feels like not lucky at all. John James Preston is dead and now we, the podcast hosts, have to make his very boring funeral funny. This episode has everything: a woman who only likes to be called "Big's Secretary", old characters we don't remember, Che Diaz getting high with a child, and Brady banging so hard that even Steve can hear it. Later that night I got to wondering, maybe t...
Feb 10, 2022•47 min•Season 1Ep. 2
"Hello It's Me" And just like that, we're back babyyyyy, and so are 3 out of 4 of our girls!! Miranda's an alcoholic, Steve's too old to hear, Charlotte needs everyone to go to Lilly's piano recital, and Carrie never learned how to call 911. Strap out your Manolo Blahniks, your Peleton shoes, or your Woke Moment button because we are talking all things Sex and the City reboot. Will there be a pop quiz? Well, there was going to be, but Miranda said something racist at the top of class so not anym...
Feb 10, 2022•47 min•Season 2Ep. 1
"Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!" Hello, you! Strap on your scrappy, strappy sandals because jealousy is in the bedroom with racism, transphobia, and impotence, and it's getting hot-hot-hot! That's right--It's summer in the City and our favorite boyfriends Big, Aidan, Scout, and Steve join the sexcapades to tie up some loose ends with those strings that never got attached for this iconic season three finale. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lili...
Jul 08, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 47
"What Goes Around Comes Around" Boy, things are really tough for Carrie. Najinsky gives her the stink eye and a scoundrel robs her of her Manolo Blahniks! As if single women didn't have enough to worry about! I sure hope she doesn't do anything crazy like stalk her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. But that's just the tip of the sexburg. Samantha meets a virgin (*gasp*), Charlotte kisses the gardener, and Miranda meets a hunk with a badge. The lovely and charming Sydney Holmes ( @allthingsconsydered ) joi...
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 46
What's sexier than a five-minute recap? Three five-minute recaps? That's pretty sexy, but I think we found something even sexier. That's right--we've combined the next three five-minute recaps into one super-sized 15 minute (more like 20 minute) combination. So sit back and relax because it's time for some eargasms. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @ch...
Jun 24, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 45
"Escape from New York" The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store! This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather ( @ianxmather...
Jun 17, 2019•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 44
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Speed dating with the Avengers, Scottish sex, Charlotte's wedding (and her husband's broken wiener), and the moment we've been waiting for: the Carrie-Aidan confrontation. Michael Baldwin ( @michaeldbaldwin ) joins us as we delve into the bowels of the show's soul. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Jun 10, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 43
"Running with Scissors" Charlotte's wedding is almost here, which means Carrie has to do something WILD. We aren't ready for the drama. Carrie's running from her problems, and busting lips, breaking teeth, and smashing hearts along the way. Thank goodness Samantha's AIDS test and Miranda's harassment-by-sandwich give us something to laugh about. We're joined by the very funny Malorie Cunningham ( @malorieac ) to figure out whose fault this all is. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and eat us.....
Jun 03, 2019•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 42
"All or Nothing" Well if we're talking Sex and the City, I pick nothing. Just kidding, I want it ALL. I want Carrie confronting her affair with Mr. Big; I want Charlotte's shrewd prenup negotiations; I want phone sex; and I want to see Samantha with a cold. But even more, I want Lilian to tell me about it all in about five minutes! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles E...
May 30, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 41
"Easy Come, Easy Go" Carrie and Aidan: a match made in heaven... right? If not for the return of the infamous jazz cat! That's right, Big is back and he wants a divorce! Meanwhile, Charlotte learns to manipulate Trey, Samantha teaches us about blowjobs (featuring the one-and-only Bobby Cannavale), and I forget what happens to Miranda. We're joined by the very funny Gabbie Fried ( @0hmygab ) to begin the affair of the century! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch T...
May 27, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 40
"The Big Time" Only five minutes for the return of Mr. Big?! Well, that's all he deserves, isn't that right, Emily? You betcha, because there's too many other great things to talk about in this episode, like puppies and babies and shrimp! Let's all have a listen. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
May 23, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 39
"Drama Queens" Spoiler alert: Samantha Jones wins Game of Thrones! Just kidding. 'Special' doesn't even begin to describe this episode. The very funny, very Jewish, and very all-around great guy Max Klausner ( @max_klausner ) teaches us (he's a teacher!) about poop, sex drugs, and Crazy Carrie. We do it for the fans, we do it for Max's mom, we do it for the drama! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan C...
May 20, 2019•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 38
"Are We Sluts?" Yes. Didn't even need a full five minutes. Just kidding, let's get into the nuances, baby ;) Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
May 16, 2019•6 min•Season 1Ep. 37
'No Ifs, Ands or Butts" AIDEN! You heard us! It's Aiden! But this isn't just any Aiden; this is long hair Aiden, and he has some issues with Carrie and her addictions (don't worry, he didn't find out about the shoes...yet). The lovely and very funny comedian Heather Harrison ( @heatherhahs ) (aka Heather Heatherson) joins the team to talk Aiden, race, and cigarettes in this most pivotal episode of Sex and the City. Let's get whack! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will W...
May 13, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 36
"Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl..." We're talking drag kings, bisexuality, big ole sock dicks, and so so much more. All this controversy in only five minutes?? This sounds like a challenge for our one and only Emily Austin. Lay some knowledge on us 👏👏👏. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
May 09, 2019•6 min•Season 1Ep. 35
"Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman" Boobs, bush, and Blahniks topped with chocolate, prostitution, and low self-esteem. The lovely and talented Emily Fenton ( @ylimenotnef_ ) joins us for hot takes on the encounter of the century: Naked SJP vs. Nijinsky. See you *THEIR*! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
May 06, 2019•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 34
"Politically Erect" We're back with a fiver, and so is our favorite Mad Man Roger Sterling, and like all politicians, he has a dastardly secret. But that's not all! Samantha finds her match, but can she look past her superficial hangups? Plus, Miranda also finds her match (it's STEVE!), and I honestly don't remember what happens to Charlotte--oh yeah, she hosts a party? I guess that's a storyline? So sign your NDAs and drink some water, because it's time to pee. Please remember to subscribe, rat...
May 02, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 33
"Where There's Smoke... What’s sexier, firemen or postmen? Roger Sterling or Don Draper? Hitler or Mussolini? Send us your answers! But in the meantime, join us and our very funny guest Kate Atanasio ( @italianchameleon19 ) to to tackle high hopes for Miranda and Steve, Charlotte’s story line, Samantha’s sexuality, and Carrie’s emotional trauma. So hold on to your Jimmy Choo’s, because it’s time for Sex and the City season 3, baby. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will W...
Apr 29, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 32
"Ex and the City" NEIIIIIGH! This week we are four of the wildest horses this here city has ever seen! Since it’s the season two finale we brought back one of our favorite guests and SATC experts, James Tison ( @jamestison )! This episode has it all: Steve, extended horse metaphors, Mr. Big wearing sandals, and a truly insane Cobb salad. Can Carrie and Mr. Big be just friends? Or will he ruin it all as per usual? Let's find out! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watc...
Apr 22, 2019•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 31
"Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women" The penultimate episode of season 2, ladies and germs! You thought this was all fun and games, didn't you? Well so did our sexy ladies. So fun, in fact, that Carrie strings along a boring bore, Charlotte gets crabs from a studly stud, Samantha goes to work, and Miranda cooks! All this, plus our very funny guest Katie Johantgen ( @katiejoyofosho ) of off-Broadway's The Office! A Musical Parody ( @theofficemusical ) takes on the battle of the twe...
Apr 15, 2019•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 30
"Was it Good for You?" Boy oh boy, this is a doosy with a capital 'SILLY.' Our dear host Lilian Tanner is coming through in the clutch to break down Miranda's clean linens, alcoholism, and Charlotte's sex drive. Can you believe Charlotte is bad at sex? I can. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Apr 11, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 29
"Shortcomings" It was only a matter of time until Sex and the City ran out of actors in New York and had to hire Justin Theroux to play ANOTHER one of Carrie's boyfriends--but his hair is different, so it's cool. Things are getting spicy, so we bring the very funny, very controversially named Codie (Cody) Buege ( @codybuege ) onto the pod to drag Theroux, family, and jizzing in your pants. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tan...
Apr 08, 2019•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 28
"The Fuck Buddy" In this episode Ethan and Emily put aside their disagreements because #1: there’s no time, and #2: this episode is too good to fight about! Carrie tries to turn a fuck buddy into a relationship, Miranda basically stars in her own version of Big Little Lies, and Charlotte asks out TWO boys! On top of all that, the ladies have a picnic where Carrie dresses as a milkmaid and somehow manages to not have the craziest outfit there. It has to be seen to be believed so google it while y...
Apr 04, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 27
"Games People Play" We've been saying it for weeks, and now they're finally doing it! They're going to therapy! Well, Carrie is anyway. But it's a start! It might have gone well too, if she hadn't met a young Jon Bon Jovi in her shrink's waiting room (oh yeah, it's the real Jon Bon Jovi, we're halfway there, baby.) But that's not all, Charlotte's on the hunt (again) and Miranda puts on a peep show for her neighbor! I hope she doesn't get disbarred! And all of this in only FIVE MINUTES! Please re...
Apr 04, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 26
"La Douleur Exquise!" This is an emotional episode. No doubt about it. We're talking fetishes, abusive relationships, and workplace healthcode violations. My vote is we skip over Big's emotional unavailability and Carrie's masochism and spend the whole episode talking about Charlotte's shoe shopping. Anyone? Votes? Fine. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin...
Apr 01, 2019•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 25
