"Evolution" In this special 5-minute recap, let Lilian sneak her way into your hearts the way Carrie wishes she could sneak into Big's apartment. Why is she sneaking? It's either to subtly make her presence known through knick-knacks or to murder him. Which is it, Lilian?! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Mar 28, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 24
"The Caste System" Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all ( @courtneydaniels29 ). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanne...
Mar 25, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 23
"The Caste System" Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all ( @courtneydaniels29 ). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanne...
Mar 18, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 22
"Old Dogs, New Dicks" This episode is WILD! We’ve said it before, but this time we mean it! Carrie punches Mr. Big, Charlotte’s lover has an adult circumcision, and Miranda and Steve are basically Romeo and Juliet! Can Emily calm down enough to recap all of this in 5 min? Probably not, but you can listen to her try. DON’T SEND HER DICK PICS PLEASE! We’re begging you. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Etha...
Mar 14, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 21
"The Man, The Myth, The Viagra" In this extra special, super-sized episode Lilian gets spoiled and we get absolutely schooled by a true expert—Kerry Ipema ( @kerryipema ) of One Woman Sex and the City ( @onewomansatc )! This episode is A LOT--Samantha tries to bang an elderly man, Carrie tries to introduce Big to the girls, Miranda gets ditched for a politically incorrect piece of meat, and someone awful makes an appearance (it’s the real Donald Trump and he’s awful!) Thank goodness Kerry (K-Ker...
Mar 11, 2019•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 20
"The Chicken Dance" How the hell are ya? No doubt better than our favorite characters. Join us and our very funny guest Mary Cait Kelly ( @marycantjelly ) as we ask the hard-hitting questions about Miranda's love life, Carrie's poetry, Charlotte's promiscuity, and also Samantha's promiscuity. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 19
"Four Women and a Funeral" Grab your tissues because JAVIER’S DEAD! Another character we have to care about, but we’ll never get to know. Gone too soon! This episode has everything from Charlotte dating a widow to Miranda buying an apartment (BECAUSE SHE’S AN IMPORTANT LAWYER LADY) to Carrie wearing rented bowling shoes. Emily takes it all on in 5 minutes! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles A...
Feb 28, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 17
"The Cheating Curve" Charlotte’s here and she’s queer...well not quite. But she is having the time of her life going to fabulous lesbian parties. Carrie’s dating Big but she won’t tell her friends. But they’re gonna find out when the reach into her who-ha to fix her diaphragm! Can Lilian and Ethan talk about all this goodness in 5 minutes or less? Let’s find out! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Ch...
Feb 28, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 18
"They Shoot Single People, Don't They?" Single and fabulous?? This is THE episode--the episode where we find out once and for all: is Carrie single and fabulous(!) or single and fabulous(?). Send us your votes. The winner will be announced on HBO in the Summer of 1999. In the meantime, we have the very funny, very talented James Tison ( @jamestison ) to give us some answers. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantan...
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 16
"The Awful Truth" - 5-minute recap Can we tag-team recaps?? Well we did! Lil and Emily take on dirty talk, abusive relationships, couples therapy, and Carrie’s birthday. Oh boy, all in five minutes! Take it away, ladies! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Feb 22, 2019•6 min•Season 1Ep. 14
“Take me out to the ball game” Balls, little dicks, and 9/11. And they said this isn’t a family-friendly show. Thank goodness we have the one, the only Tony Fox ( @tfox15 ), comedian and baseball coach extraordinaire to help us through it. Well, here we are, Sex and the City season 2, it's all uphill from here, folks. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @...
Feb 18, 2019•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 13
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful" Y'all, we got deep this episode. But how could we not?? Crazy Carrie and the jazz cat confront the miserable dynamic of their relationship, Samantha falls in love (or does she?), Miranda stands up to the Catholic Church, and Charlotte doesn’t do anything because she’s hardly a character this season. From all of us at No One Will Watch with Us, thank you SO much for watching with us! Here's to better episodes ahead, and we’ll see you next week for SATC Season 2 Episode 1...
Feb 11, 2019•55 min•Season 1Ep. 12
“The Drought” I know, I know. TWO episodes, in ONE day. Can you handle twice in one day? *wink* Well how about THRICE?! Just kidding, two is enough--I’m tired; I have an early meeting tomorrow; I have a headache—let’s just go to bed. Anyway, if you’ve ever farted in front of a rich jazz cat then this episode is for you. Tell us what you think, Emily! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramso...
Feb 07, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 11
"The Baby Shower" Guess who's back. Back again. Lilian's back with a 5 minute recap. Tell your friends. Seriously though, Lil is like, really good at these recaps. So good it should be illegal. We should probably check with Miranda (she's a lawyer, I don't know if you've heard). So in case you forgot, for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observatio...
Feb 07, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 10
“The Turtle and the Hare” Omg omg omg, you guys, Is it happening? It is. Emily’s boyfriend Jesse Swatling-Holcomb ( @jesse_swatling ) is on the pod to tell us how it's sexist and talk about the 8th character—Big’s emotional unavailability (in case it wasn't obvious). We’ve got boys, we’ve got girls, we’ve got respect and equality for everyone else. So strap up your strappy sandals, brush your teeth, and dildo your dildos because it’s time for Sex and the City biiiiiiitch. Please remember to subs...
Feb 04, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 9
"Three's a Crowd" Threesomes! Threesomes everywhere! Thank goodness we have not one, but two guests (a couple, in fact!) to help tackle this one. Can their love stand the test of Charlotte's threesome, first-date interrogations, and Ethan's heteronormativity? Probably! But let's find out! Listen, I know we said we'd write a long description about the clit in your butthole, but Ethan wrote this and he is still insisting that there isn't a clit in your butthole. So it's up to you, listeners, send ...
Jan 28, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 8
"The Monogamists" Now if you're like us, or our guest Lani Harms ( @laniharms ), you love Sex and the City, but you wish there were more discussions about real estate--emotional real estate, that is...bet you didn't see that one coming. We're talking about our little emotionally-sidestepping jazz cat, we're talking about Charlotte's sexual hangups (again.), we're talking about Miranda's Mr. Big tendencies, and--full disclosure--we're also talking about actual real estate (Samantha to the rescue,...
Jan 21, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 7
"Secret Sex" Shhhhhhh! This episode’s about Secret Sex. Don’t tell anyone. We’re joined by our first guest Nick Sanza ( @nicksanza ) of Red Couch Covers ( @redcouch.co ) who helps answer some hard hitting questions: Is Carrie’s dress really a naked dress? Will Carrie and Big finally do the deed? Will Charlotte get her friends to stop screaming about her sex life at her office? Will Carrie and the gang get arrested for drinking in public? Find out on this week’s episode. Please remember to subscr...
Jan 14, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 6
"The Power of Female Sex" - 5-minute recap What? Did you think we were going to do near-hour-long episodes for every episode of a TV series? That's crazy--who has that time? I mean, we do, but you probably don't. And we're doing this for you. Don't forget that. Ever. So here's the deal: for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observations. When the ti...
Jan 10, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 5
"Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys" Carrie run!!!! But listeners, please listen. In this thrilling tale of designer-drug sex, Ethan learns what pegging is and we all learn who the 6th character is (hint: it's not Skipper). Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Jan 06, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 4
"Pilot" Boy oh boy, here we go. The Sex and the City pilot filled with bad accents, absurd fashion, and some really questionable choices by New York's best, brightest, and sexiest. Why won't anyone watch this with us? Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin...
Jan 06, 2019•51 min•Season 1Ep. 1
"Bay of Married Pigs" Are you French Classic or American Country? Do you think buying baby mobiles when you're single is cute or insane? What about showing off your pepper mill to your wife's best friend? Gosh this podcast is so trendy! Also, do yourselves a check out Kim Cattrall scat singing . You are SO welcome. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @che...
Jan 06, 2019•48 min•Season 1Ep. 3
"Models and Mortals" Oh god, we're still rolling! We're doing great, everyone; we're killing it. Carrie on the other hand... not doing so great. Remember when she was an accomplice to a sex crime? What about Miranda's celebrity crush? (It's Sean Connery, by the way). How will the gang get out of this one? Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaust...
Jan 06, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 2
