Movie Mastery - Outlaw Prophet (2001)
A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 20, 2025•1 hr 20 min
Movie Mastery
Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.
Episodes
Movie Mastery - Carpool (1996)
From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 18 min
Movie Mastery - Sexy Evil Genius (2013)
Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 09, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Movie Mastery - Battlefield Earth (2000)
It's taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 21 min
Movie Mastery - The Astrologer (1976)
Another Astrologer? That's right, it's the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Movie Mastery - The Astrologer (1975)
We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 29, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Movie Mastery - Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 19 min
Movie Mastery - Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)
The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 20 min
Movie Mastery - Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the property. It's just rich white people complaining and being awful but not in a fun way like Arrested Development. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 26 min
Movie Mastery - Roller Blade (1986)
From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, knives, and n-roller skates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 15 min
Movie Mastery - The Beastmaster (1982)
A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2025•1 hr 33 min
Movie Mastery - Kraven the Hunter (2024)
We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related that Sony shoves into the grinder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 43 min
Movie Mastery - Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)
A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 12, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)
Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 19 min
Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982)
This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 16, 2024•1 hr 11 min
Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)
Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 01, 2024•1 hr 30 min
Movie Mastery - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell
This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Movie Mastery - Slotherhouse (2023)
A horror comedy that forgets it's supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Movie Mastery - The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)
A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to do with riding a dirt bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 21, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Movie Mastery - Soldier (1998)
I know I had seen this movie before but couldn't remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is nothing to remember about this very boring movie about a a man that proves you're never to old to murder a bunch of people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 07, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Movie Mastery - Dracula 3000 (2004)
A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for sex jokes and weed references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)
A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 11, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)
This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 19, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Movie Mastery - Billy Jack (1971)
A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because some glaring issues, this might be one of the few 70's movies we've watched we didn't hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 21, 2024•1 hr 27 min
Movie Mastery - Tower of Terror (1997)
Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 08, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Movie Mastery - Now You See Me
An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been reworked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 31, 2024•1 hr 24 min
Movie Mastery - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
A 70's horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, the entire thing is about as interesting as someone describing paint drying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 16, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Movie Mastery - Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and boring it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Movie Mastery - Puppet Master 4
It's another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth reaction shots between actors and puppets thrilling, in which case you might want to pace yourself on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 12 min
Movie Mastery - The Stolen Princess (2018)
Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get a mid Shrek/Disney pastiche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 20 min
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