This log is your log! Lisa joins an environmentalist group and moves into a giant tree to stop it being logged. Mild amusement ensues. Rob and Andy recorded this hours before they were due to be hit by a killer cyclone bearing down on them like a shotgun full of... rain. [Synopis at 6:40]
Mar 09, 2025•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode of NMD, Rob and Andy branch out and tackle Season 27, Episode 9 "Barthood". This epsiode presented very different themes for Rob, Andy, and many of our listeners, but overall a great representation of a present-era Simpsons episode. Enjoy!
Feb 23, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Homer becomes the Mayor of New Springfield driving away the residents despite ample parking and daily Who concerts. Come for one of the best deleted scenes of all time and Rob's tone-deaf remarks about 9/11. [Synopsis at 9:50] NEXT UP: S27E09 Barthood
Feb 08, 2025•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast IT'S UPLATE WITH ROB AND ANDY!!! On this episode, we have a classic 3-part Treehouse of Horror episode! We first get Homer's death as predicated by his horoscope, next is the 'Grimm' tales where Bart and Lisa are held captive by a witch, and finally the Dolphins (as led by Snorky) taking back control of the land. As always, we love recording for ToH episodes, and hope you enjoy it too!
Jan 25, 2025•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's the final countdown! In the last ep of season 11 the Simpsons breaks the mould with a behind the scenes documentary ala "Behind the Music" revealing how the family got famous, feuded and had misunderstandings about cops being prostitutes. Rob and Andy discuss new years resolutions, what the final season of the podcast will hold and how Rob completely innocently maced his genitals. Happy new year! [Synopsis at 19:00]
Jan 13, 2025•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Merry Christmas everyone! This is our 4th annual pub trivia xmas special. The guys talk 2024 and ask general knowledge questions that you might also remember from Simpsons episodes. See y'all in 2025 for the last episode in s11 - Behind the Laughter!
Dec 24, 2024•37 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode, Otoo walks out on his fiance Becky, who then begins living at the Simpson's house. Marge starts to go crazy when she thinks Becky is trying to steal her family, and ends up in an insane asylum. Hope you all enjoy this episode of the podcast, and please remember to get those Xmas pub trivia questions in before next week!
Dec 10, 2024•35 min•Transcript available on Metacast After watching the movie Tango de la Muerte Lisa takes up tap dancing and sucks at it until Prof Frink gives her self tapping shoes. Meanwhile Bart and Milhouse instead of going to camp spend over night in the mall trashing it in the process. Wiggum thinks it's the work of a giant rat so unleashes a puma in the mall. And Rob is agast at Andy's Americanised pronunciation of "pooma" - awful awful stuff. [Synopsis at 13:00]
Nov 23, 2024•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this weeks' episode, Hmer needs some time away after findining out about his impending dimise, so the family decide to hit Spring Break in Floride! A devidive epsode, homerever enjoyable all round. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you in a fortnight!
Nov 11, 2024•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Barney quits drinking (the begginning of 3 seasons of sobriety for him). Homer becomes the new Barney of the gang. Sober Barney learns to fly helicopters. The kids try to take the perfect photo for the cover of the phone book but end up having causing a forest fire and Barney flies Homer to rescue them. The guys talk sovereign citizens and give their election predictions. [Synopsis at 20:00]
Oct 26, 2024•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast SORRY FOR THE LATE UPLOAD!!! (Ohhh I'm a livin' joke) Andy here. Sorry loyal NMD listeners, it's been quite a week and life has gotten in the way. Nevertheless, the episode is here!! On this week's episode, Bart finds a way into an Indian casino and is shown a rather unflattering vision of his future. Bart is a broke, untalented musician mooching off anyone and everyone, where as Lisa is the President of the USA. We also have a delightful B plot of Homer searching for Lincoln's gold. The spirits...
Oct 17, 2024•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast Moe wins a beer tending competition but, after his pug fugly mug prevents him getting the prize he wanted, he gets plastic surgery which lands him a role on a soap opera... with sexy results. [Synopsis at 11:35]
Sep 28, 2024•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Homer cheats PBS out of $10,000 and seeks refuge as a missionary in Microasia. Enjoy!!
Sep 18, 2024•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Maude Flanders dies after being knocked off the back of a stadium by a barrage of t-shirts. So ensues a heartful but still funny story of Ned’s crisis of faith and Homer trying to get him happy again. The boys talk fire alarms, parking attendants, Andy’s sudden self-interested empathy with cyclists. [Synopsis at 17:56]
Aug 31, 2024•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast We're back to regular scheduled programming with Season 11, Episode 13, Saddlesore Galactica!! In this week's episode, Lisa and her school band lose in controversial circumstances to the Ogdenville School band, and while at the State Fair, the Simpsons adopt a stunt horse named Duncan, "with hilarious consequences". Sorry for the hiatus guys, just a weird time for us with holidays and whatnot but we'll be back in a fortnight's time for the 'Maude death' episode. Dark, but expecting good things. ...
Aug 18, 2024•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Burns goes off to the Mayo clinic to discover that he is "indestructable" leaving the Simpsons to housesit. Predictably, Homer takes Burns's boat out to international waters for a booze cruise / monkey knife fight. It was kind of impossible to not stray into politics given that since the last podcast Joe Biden has apeared senile on debate stage, Trump got shot and Biden withdrew from the race. [Synopsis at 25:40] Next ep will be on 18 August 2024.
Jul 27, 2024•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, a college prank goes wrong and homer wind's up with a bucket glued to his head. After having no luck from a faith-healther, they call Bart up to the stage who miraculously pulls the bucket from Homer's head. All the while, Homer is building a float for his college's homecoming parade, with hilarious and unintended consequences. Enjoy guys!!
Jun 30, 2024•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Lisa has to be the lady of the house when Marge breaks her leg in a clock dropping accident. Homer and Bart are so predictably slobish that Lisa decides to trick them into thinking that they have leprocy to encourage them to clean up the house (which makes perfect sense) and Homer and Bart get a free holiday to a treatment facility in Hawaii. Andy's dog poos on his bed and Rob accidently roofies himself at work. [Synopsis at 13:00]
Jun 16, 2024•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Fat Tony fleeces Principal SKinner of all the school's money, so Springfield Elementary is forced to closed. It's saved, however, by Kid First Industries who trick the kids into designing a new toy for the upcoming Christmas period. Hilarity ensues, and we get wonderful cameo's from Gary Coleman. Enjoy!
Jun 02, 2024•40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Homer wins a motorbike and creates a motorbike gang called the Hells Satans which enrages an existing outlaw motorbike gang with that name, who come and kidnap Marge. She civilises the gang turning them away from violence until Homer steams in to rescue her by fighting the gang's leader. [Synopsis at 15:28]
May 20, 2024•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast This calls for a celebration. For our 200th episode we're doing a very special retrospecticus of questions based on our first 199 eps (seasons 3 to 10). It really has been a treat to do this with each other and all of you guys. PS: Forgive the lateness of my upload.
May 07, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Oh, hallelujah. Our problems are solved. We have banana bread! Apu and Manjula have octuplets which obviously is overwhelming until they receive an indecent proposal from a local Zoo owner, Larry, Larry Kidkill. Great episode. Lots of fun. [Synopsis at 6:05]
Apr 20, 2024•33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Rob and Andy take an early-mark on a friday afternoon and bring you Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder! In this episode, Homer ditches the family to go bowling and winds-up bowling a perfect game. After his short-lived fame dies out, he then tries to connect with his children, which proves more difficult than he originally imagined. We loved this episode, and was much better than our memories served. Hope you all enjoy, and will see you in a fortnight's time!
Apr 08, 2024•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast After seeing "The Poke of Zorro" Homer starts slapping people with a dueling glove to get his way until he slaps a southern Colonel who accepts his challenge and chooses pistols at dawn. Homer and the family flee to Grandpa's old farmstead. In a desperate bid to grow something Homer scatters a bunch of random seeds and srays the field with plutonium, growing "Tomacco" - which everyone goes crazy for. Andy tells tale of how he caused a massive traffic jam. [Synopsis at 9:43]
Mar 23, 2024•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's that time of the year for another UP LATE! with Rob & Andy!!! Recording live from the fabulous Sunshine Coast during a boys weekend away, Rob and Andy breakdown Treehouse of Horror 10. This episode follows the usual 3-part format of THOH episodes with Flanders as a wearwold, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, and the Destruction of Humanity. A wonderful THOH episode, which lives up to the usual reputation of bringing quality storylines with good laughs. Enjoy!
Mar 10, 2024•42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Not the Jay Sherman episode (as we falsely advertised last week) but the ep where Homer becomes a food critic and ends up being nearly murdered by Springfield's criticised restaurateurs. Bonkers premise but lots of laughs. [Synopsis at 7:50]
Feb 24, 2024•40 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Bart is causing chaos which almost results in his expulsion from school. He is given an experimental drug named Focusyn in an attempt to curb his rambunctious behaviour, which initially works, however quickly sends his down a path of paranoia and erratic behaviour. It seems, though, thathis paranoia wasn't completely misplaced when he proves that the MLB is spying on Springfield, and after a quick diversion from Mark McGwyer, things return to normal. Enjoy!!
Feb 12, 2024•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Homer goes to a test screening of Mel Gibson's latest movie, provides non-constructive criticism and for some reason Mel and Homer form an unlikely friendship and ruin the movie. Rob gives some Mad Max tid bits relevant to this episode. Also happy Australia Day! [synopsis at 11:40]
Jan 27, 2024•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, the Simpsons learn to be more thrifty and take a Mega-Savings Vacation to Tokyo! They quickly lose their money, and resort to a humiliating game-show to win plane tickets back home to Springfield. We loved this episode, and what a wonderful way to end Season 10! Tune in next fortnight as we kick off Season 11 with Beyond Blunderdome (the Mel Gibson episode). (Also, apologies for the late upload!)
Jan 16, 2024•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's our third special Xmas pub trivia epsode! The guys talk the year that was, the year that will be and give various wrong interpretations of the lyrics to "Winter Wonderland". [Trivia at 21:40] Merry Xmas and happy new year!
Dec 29, 2023•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast