Hi, I'm Travis, and the last song I listened to was Heaven Sent by Molly Grace. Happy Pride. I'm Emma, and the last song I listened to was Misery Business by Paramore. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. I miss that song. I'm in the business of misery. Let's take it from the top. Hi, Gay. Happy Pride Month. It's Pride Month. It's Pride Month. Hooray gays. Also, welcome back to the podcast. We had 32 people listen last week, which means our audience literally fucking doubled.
Literally such a slay. I cannot believe. We're famous. Do you have any pregnancy updates? oh yeah ladies i'm 13 weeks pregnant and the way a blood clot just found its way out of me yesterday i'm talking i'm talking like the size of a golf ball the size of a beauty blender and so i panicked right i go to the doctor She like has the ultrasound that's in the room, which is not like a formal ultrasound, but she's like just looking to see
if the baby's there. You know what I mean? And the way he was doing gymnastics, he was doing somersaults. He was twirling around. He was perfectly fine. And she was like, oh yeah, everything's fine. You're good. Just come back for a formal ultrasound. Also still have no control over my emotions and I'm still yelling at everyone. Perfect. Can't smell raw meat or meat cooking. So gross. So gross. That's so oddly specific. Yeah. My sense of smell is like really peaked. Like it's
like really sensitive, I would say. I feel like you've always had a very sensitive sense of smell, though. Yeah, I do. But it's like I couldn't go to sleep one night because I cooked onions
on the stove. jesus christ like i couldn't go to sleep it was so bad i like put a candle in my face like it was so bad amazing apparently very normal really i don't know yeah it's like a hormonal thing just like everything else in pregnancy that's the answer to everything does raw meat smell different from cooked meat yes mama oh like i unwrapped the meat to cook it and i'm like And then I smell it cooking, and I'm like, ugh. And so I've been turning on the
vent in the microwave. You know the vent fan? No. Oh, well, under your microwave, there's a vent fan, and it just sucks up all the steam from... Oh. Yeah. I don't cook, so that's never been an appliance I turned on. Not a huge concern. It's also very loud. Cute. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. Well, I'm happy the baby's okay. Yeah. So my dad taught me how to change my oil earlier this week. Nothing I've ever wanted to know how to
do. Well, he was like, so he's got like the whole setup in his barn, like with the car lift and like the whole thing. And he was like, hey, stop paying to change your oil. I'll change it for you. And I was like. Okay, great. Love that. And then he goes, do you want to change your oil today? And I was like, no. do you mean by, do I want to change my oil? Do I want you to change my oil? And he goes, no, no, no. I want to, I'm going to show you how to do it. So you
can like know how to do it when I'm gone. And I was like, Oh, I know how to do it. You drive to the Honda. Also that, but like, he's got this obsession with like planning for his death. That like, yeah, you kind of just have to lean into that. Yeah. His succession planning right now is car maintenance. And so he teaches me how to do it. It's, it was cool. I don't ever need to do it again. I'm okay. No, I do think the vision of, like, you had the car lift, so it's
not the same. But, like, the vision of, like, a tanned, muscular man sliding out from under a cart on a skateboard because he's changing the oil is very hot. It is, but it's not who I am. No. I want to see that. I don't want to be that. Exactly. Yeah. So, there's that. Also, I went to a yoga class this week. I found that I'm not flexible. I don't have a sense of balance.
And then at one point, the yoga teacher, who is really, really cool and everything you want a yoga teacher to be, she's just a very cool girl. She just got back from a yoga retreat in Canada. She's beautiful. She's teaching the class, and she looks me dead in the face, and it's super dim lights, and she goes... And your pose might not look like your neighbor's pose, and that's okay. And you just have to take what serves you from this and then just listen to your breath.
And I wanted to kill myself in that moment because I was just like, God, I... I feel like the only way to get better at it and to be flexible and have balance is to just keep doing it, unfortunately. It's like podcasting. You just keep trying and you get better. Yeah. Have you seen the YouTube yoga flows? Because honest to God, I love them so much. There are millions of yoga YouTubers and they will, it's just like having an instructor, but it's like on your TV or whatever. And they're
amazing. They're so good. Side note, have you seen that Pilates instructor on TikTok who's like jacked and like a football coach? No, but I want to see this. Oh my God. I don't even remember her name or I would show you right now. She's so insane and intense. And I guess she does like multiple classes a day. She's jacked. Do you ever get these constant emails that are like, oh, um. we've authorized a $4 ,000 payment from your PayPal. And I'm like, I don't fucking have
PayPal. I've been getting so many texts about you have an unpaid traffic ticket. Oh, that is absolutely like the new scam that's going on. And the way that I'll text them back and be like, hey, they don't call it the Department of Motor Vehicles in Indiana. It's called the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. Also, this is an iMessage. This came from an iPhone. So we're at Emma's house today. We stopped recording at the library because...
Jack's on summer vacation. Yeah, and I have a song that he sang, and I'll put it in at some point. It's my favorite thing, but there's nothing he loves more than being on a microphone and having the attention of the masses. He loves a spotlight regardless of what it is. It doesn't matter, really. Did you look at that insane Pilates woman? I sent her to you. TikTok. Oh, her. Do you know who she reminds me so much of? Who? Jamie from the gym. She's really beautiful. She's
the one that used to meal prep for me. I wish I could meal prep. Nothing in this life will have me eating chicken I cooked five days ago. I just can't do it. You have to do it every, like, two or three days. It doesn't work if you do it for five straight. Or, like, if you prep five days' worth. But, like, yeah. Yeah. But, like, I've... I don't even eat my leftovers. Like, I have a really hard time with that. I get that. And I just can't do it. I'm similar
in that way. I don't like, unless it's like chili or beef stew, I'm not interested in having those leftovers. Well, there are things that like get better if they've been in the fridge for a couple days. Oh, absolutely. Like most soups, I would argue. But like leftovers from a restaurant, no mama. I'm bringing them home as a performance to let the waiter know that I enjoyed my meal.
I will not be consuming it at home. i'm gonna i'm gonna get canceled for this but even like a steakhouse like somewhere we paid 300 for dinner i am not eating oh the way that i'll go to a steakhouse and there's not a goddamn crumb left on the table like i they i don't give them the opportunity to let them or let me have leftovers some of them i can do that but like But, like, not at the Cheesecake Factory. You can't handle that. That's too much food. No, it's too much
food. And also, there are some steakhouses that are giving you way too much food. The one in Carmel, no free promo. Please sponsor us. But it ends with Chop House. My favorite place. Their portions are so ginormous. I know, and I will go home immediately after eating there and be in a complete and total coma, but it's like I died happy. Yeah, but like I'm there and I'm like, we don't come here all the time. So I'm going to have appetizer, entree, and every side
that looks delicious to me. And I'll take three bites of each of those. That's a waste, goddammit. I know, but that's what Kenny's for. He's like a vacuum. I am too, I get that. That's beautiful. One of my favorite places on God's green earth has gained... One of my favorite people, Bethany Frankel, moved to Miami. Oh, my God. And she's never been hotter. Did you see the swim week thing? Okay. Yes. She looks stunning. Yeah. Her body aside, this hair color on her. I love it.
This, like, warm, like. Honey brown. Yeah. It's like. Just on the verge of being blonde, but he's still brunette. She looks so good. Stunning, stunning, stunning. I want to kiss her on the mouth. So good. So good. She's aging backwards. She's my hero. Like, genuinely my hero. Yeah. And the way that she had her ass out. She was in a thong, mama. She said, here it is. But her ass was up to the nape of her neck. I was like, what? I also didn't know she was 54. Good. I
had no idea. She is 54 and her body looks better than mine. Yeah. Like, wow. Stunned. But she walked in Miami Swim Week and it was her first runway ever for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit runway show. And apparently people had some shit to say about it, like how insinuating that she has an eating disorder. And she's been very public
about. she doesn't she's just always been thin like yeah she also founded a fucking brand called skinny girl yeah like fuck you i'm so sorry what we just said she's 54 and like that generation of women has never known anything but be skinny be skinny be skinny be skinny and so it's like of course she's been thinner whole life she's been trying to be thinner whole life right and she made it this far mama like what is the problem well i also think that talking that way about
her is super problematic because in one of her books she talked about her mom like struggling with eating disorders for most of her life when she was around and like fuck you like she looks great it's not a conversation i'm willing to participate with these people fuck you she doesn't look like i'm looking at the pictures Again, right now. She's thin. Don't get me wrong. She is skinny. Yeah, she's skinny. But she's not like scary skinny. I mean, we've seen models
for years and years and years now. Right. That are like terrifying. I was about to say a name, but we're not going to do that. We're not bringing down women here. No. That are like terrifyingly skinny. Like look like they're about to fall over and collapse. She doesn't look like that. She looks strong. She looks perfect. Anyone that says anything else can fuck right off. You can tell she goes to the gym. She looks strong. She doesn't look like bones. I think everyone should
fuck off. Also, I love that her daughter said that she was so proud of her. I do too. I'm really happy for Bran and I'm proud of Bran. I love that. So cute. I also love that Bethany at 54 is like, I guess I'm going to go be a model today. Like, fuck yeah. Moving on, moving on. Tom Girardi is going to prison. I saw that. I'm going to be so honest with you. I never watched his stint on Real Housewives. He didn't miss much with
them. He's... What I will tell you is that the picture they chose for the article looks nothing like what he looks like right now, because I saw a video this morning of him walking out of sentencing, and he literally looks like he's on the brink of death. He looks like Jimmy Carter. Right. Well, he's 82, 84 years old, something like that. No, he's like 86. Yeah, you're right, 86. Well, he's 85 now. He's on the way to be sentenced on his 86th birthday, which I think
is so kind. Because the prosecutors are pushing for 14 years, so he won't be out of prison until he's 100, ostensibly. But, yeah, so he's going to prison. Hey, Mama. What? You missed something. What? He was sentenced yesterday to seven years. I thought... Tom Girardi, former Real Housewives husband, sentenced to seven years. One day ago. Oh. On his 86th birthday, which was yesterday. Sentenced to seven years on his 86th birthday. I put that on the list like three days ago, so
that's fair. That whole thing, I feel... troubled about so for people that don't know a little bit of context about Tom Girardi so he was the um the Aaron Brockovich lawyer is like who he was in his his claim to fame real life yeah um I was out there like actually like fighting the good fight changing lives like winning cases for the underdog um he married erica erica jane who was one of the real housewives of beverly hills and that's the only reason i know who tom
gerardi is um they were 30 or she was 33 years younger than tom when they got married but they stayed married for 20 years so like i'll buy that she loved him i mean the money probably didn't hurt but like she talked a lot about like how how much she respected him and how like how smart he was and like, I mean, worship the ground the man walked on. Um, but the money probably
didn't hurt that situation. No, I don't think you, she would have learned to love that ground if, uh, if the money wasn't there and that's fine. The man's 33 years older than you. He needs to have a little something for sure to make up for that gap. But what he also had in addition to that, something was, stealing money from literal widows and orphans of people that died in plane crashes, that got blown up in a gas pipe explosion
in California, was taking their money. And if you ever watch a documentary on Hulu, it's called The Housewife and the Hustler. There are, like, voicemails that he would leave people, and it's so creepy to hear him be like, no, no, no, I'm the good guy. I'm one of the good guys. Like, your money's coming, and it's so fucked up to listen to. I mean, he was running a literal Ponzi scheme. Ew. Ew, ew, ew. What? I just don't get it. If you're going to be 80 -something years
old. You're telling me Aaron Brockovich lawyer didn't have a savings account. Like, what are you stealing for? Fucking go on vacation. Retire. So that was the thing is. A lot of people in the very beginning of this blamed Erica Jane because like she had that whole. I mean, she's been Erica Jane's been around since like 2008. And like I very vividly remember playing her at Abercrombie before I knew who she was. And
I was like, oh, I love this. But. A lot of people were like, yeah, he poured $25 million into her singing career. And I was like, of course he did. That's what he did. That's not Erika Jayne's fault. And she thought the money was there because they also had fucking planes. Like, you don't pour $25 million into something if you don't think you have it. Yeah. But, like, he was spending more money than he had because he had, like, I mean, between him and I think Keese is the
other lawyer. I mean. He's not making the kind of money that was portrayed that he was making. It was all stolen. I mean. Allegedly. Well, not allegedly because he was found guilty. I don't know. It was just so much hotter when Jen Shaw did it. I don't know. Well, we won't be writing him letters in prison, but I'm still open to the idea of writing Jen Shaw a letter for sure. I would love to converse with Jen Shaw. I would love to know what she thinks of. Elizabeth Holmes.
I want to know if they're friends because you know they're like doing yoga and shit together. Yeah, I've seen the pictures of them together and I'm like, I want to know the tea. Like, do you actually like her? Like, how is prison? How is everything holding up? I want to know the tea. I imagine she's holding it down there like
the way that she would hold it down on. uh salt lake city where she would like slam a door and be like don't fucking talk about my family oh yeah i love it i think she's probably running that prison which is beautiful a thousand percent i'll put that on the list for next week to see how she's like if there are any stories about that yeah we need to um bravo con tickets just went live take a wild guess on how much a general admission ticket is to bravo con $700. $672 for
access to the Caesars Forum. Oh my god. I know the gays have money. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen, please sponsor us so I can come too. I love you, Andy Cohen. I'm calling you a bitch out of love and being poor. The VIP experience is $1 ,463 .52. The pre -sale went live 47 minutes ago. It's already sold out. The VIP is sold out? Yes. Oh, my God. That is wild. That's less expensive than I thought it was going to be, to be fair. They were much more expensive a couple years
ago, I think. I think they finally figured out, A, don't have it in New York where it's... prohibitively expensive to like do anything but walk around the city yeah b don't have it be so wildly expensive that bravo's core fan base can't show up yeah we're going next year okay that's on the list um how do you feel about target right now it's not just target it's every company that has reneged on the dei initiatives i think they are so shitty they are so stupid and they're gonna lose so
much business i don't think they have a real idea how much money they're making off of people affected by dei well that and i also think i think i'm more angry about target because target is just where gay people felt safe Like, it's weird to say that out loud, but, like, it's, like, I used to love Target. I don't know. Every Pride month at Target, and listen, as a bisexual girl, I know it's not for me, right? I have a straight boyfriend. It's not for me. I get it.
It always felt like pandering to me. It always felt like they were pandering to the gays. Yes. Oh, well, maybe I was just pandered to, and I didn't know. Extremely. And, listen, I loved Target. Right. Just like everybody else, I would love to just roam around the aisles and get what I wanted and feel clean and luxurious. And you had your Starbucks. Yeah, I have everything. They have popcorn. You could get an Icy if you
wanted to. Yeah, you get some clothes, you fuck around, you get some lotion, you get some groceries if you're at the super target. Storage for things. Yeah, get some bins. But, like, that is not as exclusive or luxurious an experience for me to not be turned off by them being homophobic and weird. Right. And I don't think that they're... necessarily homophobic, but what I do think is that they are rolling right over for this administration. And it's just like, okay, so you don't actually
care about us. I think that like the indifference is what bothers me. I would argue that is homophobic. Okay. Because here's the thing. If you're going to go so hard every year, because listen, there was no rule under DEI that they had to celebrate pride to that extent every single year. No. They didn't have to create clothes. They didn't have
to create signs. Hold on. Okay, there was no rule saying they had to create all of those clothes or they had to create all of those signs or that they had to make a pride bikini and pride swim trunks and pride everything. There was no rule saying they had to do that. So it is weird to me that just because DEI goes away, which really had nothing to do with that whole initiative.
you are automatically taking all of that away right it's like you were looking for an excuse it's like a girl at college who's like seems like she's pretty cool she's pretty okay she celebrates the gays until she's at a fraternity and then she's saying the f slur that is what it gives okay that's what it gives and i would argue that girl and target are homophobic okay Now we know. I have no tolerance for it. I think it's so stupid. I think we've forgotten why DEI
is there in the first place. People have been fucked over for centuries, literally. And so we put in an initiative to make the playing field more equal. And people are celebrating that that's gone. I just don't get it. But I think what's weirder is that despite all that, they had a
pride collection this year. they did yes they they released a sad little pride collection that's like the most uncomfortably awkward stuff except for one thing that was a uh little u -haul truck that like i would go to target to buy if they weren't canceled right now i mean that's kind of cute for the lesbians i loved it so much but like the rest of it was so bad To the point where on the tags, like this was such an afterthought
on the tags. They didn't even really like get rid of the lorem ipsum body copy thing like for like the like the graphic design of it. So it just says lorem ipsum like whatever. And like I'm just like you literally didn't think a goddamn thing about this. Fuck you, Target. I just. I mean, listen, if we're being honest, the Pride stuff has always been a little corny at Target, right? Like, it's always been a little out there, if you will. But, like, why did they even try?
Why did they even do that? I don't... I think, well, partially because they have seen... Yes, they're $12 billion in market cap. Their stock's down 27 % from January. And I think they're saying, oh, well, we fucked up really bad. They fucked around and found out, literally. And now they're like, oh, well, like, let's throw the gays a bone. And they didn't do it right. Well, like, why even do that? Like, stand on business or don't. I just don't understand. Like, I don't
know a single gay that's going to be. convinced by your weird rainbow jersey no but then you're a good company again well then you have the fucking ceo coming out being like you have no idea how hard it's been they they really reacted badly to us saying that we didn't care about minorities fuck you like fuck you yeah what do you mean they used to have like all the skin tone things like they were all about that they were all about representing everyone yeah and having a big plus
size section well and they like were at the forefront of bringing in like black owned businesses like like small and they would highlight them yeah and i'm like why the fuck did you like you couldn't have you couldn't have done worse after that was all said and done. I really don't understand.
It's like they don't know their audience. But you know who does know their audience is Jamal Bryant, Giselle's ex -husband, who is coming out and making his entire, or not making, but he's like leading a boycott of his entire church against, oh yeah, he's been on CNN talking about it. I've seen him on CNN, but I didn't see him
about Target. Yeah, and I saw the chyron that said, jamal bryant and i was like that's his name's giselle's ex -husband thank you yeah that's uh that's grace and angel's dad thank you um yeah so that's target and they can go fuck themselves as far as i'm concerned i used to love like nothing more than to go to target and push a cart around for like hours on end and spend three hundred dollars every time i went in there i was happy to do it it was a privilege to do it now i wouldn't
piss on the building if it was on fire No. That's where I'm at. I did kind of soft launch my Target boycott early by moving where I moved. Which were the worst Target is on God's green earth. Yes. The Target here is so Walmart -esque. It's bad. I don't know if it's a staff thing. It can't be a staff thing because their turnover rate is insane. I've never seen the same people there
twice. But also. they're just weird like i did a mobile order one time and i went to pick it up right normal things they said they found everything like on my app but then the guy comes and gives me my stuff and i'm like oh this is missing and he's like well i couldn't find it back there oh like in my order packed up and i was like okay friend well how am i supposed to get a refund if i say that you gave it to me no i went into the store and they gave they i explained the
whole thing and she gave me a refund and then said that yeah it's just like really disorganized back there so like i don't know What? Is this a Target? I don't understand what you're saying. Or have I been bamboozled? I drive 30 minutes out of my way to go to, well, used to drive 30 minutes out of my way to go to Target. I haven't done that in months now. Months. I can't believe they had the nerve. I hadn't seen that they actually did a pride collection. I just assumed they would
skip it this year. Oh, it was bad. They should have skipped it this year. They should have just skipped it. If you're going to pander to the Republicans now, then do that. Don't go halfway. No one likes that. Be on Town Square. Do it. Yeah, do something. Oh, my God. By the way, my mom said she saw liberal protesters. And Carmel yesterday. Yeah, like by the DMV. I was shocked. She said there was a sign that was like, honk if you like tacos or if you're tired of the Trump
administration. In Hamilton County? Yes! I was stunned. Like, speechless when she told me. She called me because she was like, you're not going to believe what I just saw. So for those who don't know, I live north of Indianapolis, which is unfortunately full of wealthy whites who... It's the most conservative county in the United States per capita. Is it really? It is. Well, that makes me want to die. I'll have you know, I went to the polls and I did feel out of place.
I felt like I knew everyone was voting red around
me. Oh, that's how I felt. voting too where um i knew my vote didn't count in shelby county oh i knew i was like i'm a drop in this bucket one company that is doing something right is uh marriott bonvoy my favorite hotel empire i love marriott they're sponsoring boston pride this year and they're not afraid of uh having a little dei in there i feel like it's such an opportunity this is such a capitalistic view that i'm about to spit out but it is such a big
opportunity while everyone I say everyone. A bunch of big businesses, Fortune 500 companies are getting rid of DEI. It is such a big opportunity to gain publicity by standing on business right now and saying we love gays and we love minorities
in general. We love people of color, etc. I think that is such a draw to so many people right now because we're so tired of... the capitalistic overlords that it would be nice to have some humanity well that and like just from a purely capitalist perspective gay people have more disposable income because a we don't have kids or if they do have kids it's because they're super rich you know like rich enough to adopt which is an insane amount of money that's a whole other topic
but yeah no but like pander to the gays if you're gonna do it But do it right, I guess. Fuck off, Target. Like, you have to show up when it counts. I just don't understand. You know who else I love while we're on this? We're talking about businesses who are doing things right. Ben and Jerry's. Oh, did you see that Ben got arrested? Mm -hmm. For standing on business. Good for him. That's right. He said, we're taking away medical care from children at home, and we're funding
the deaths of children. in gaza i'm proud of him and i said yes sir oh my god i am so obsessed and they've been standing on business and literally supporting human rights yes yes i i'm sure that they were advocates before they founded ben and jerry's but yeah they you they have used their business from day one to stand on the right side of history and i think that's beautiful i do too and i think it's beautiful that Marriott sponsoring Boston Pride. Also, if you want to
sponsor Bestie Approves, please sponsor us. Please, Marriott. I love the JW Marriott so much. Have you seen the TikTok of the girl getting up on the Delta flight that was delayed for like two hours or something and she got on that little intercom phone and started singing Moana for 45 minutes. Yeah. I can't. I can't. Whoever the flight attendant was who handed her that phone should be fired. I'm not even dramatizing it.
That is so... i get you want to give a little girl her moment yeah i understand that but what you are in such a tight space everyone is stressed out and sweaty i saw other videos on this flight people are literally sweating it's hot you're stressed out you're stuck on a metal tube and you are being forced to listen to this girl have her moment i'm so sorry i'm sure she ate it up but no that's that's hard the i so the the thing that i have the problem with is like it's cute
for the first like 30 seconds right you're like oh it's adorable it's amazing And then it just keeps going and going and going and going. And I don't blame the child. I'm going to be very clear when I say I think she said we're stuck on a flight and these people need to be entertained and entertain the people. I will. I think it's very normal for a little girl to want to have her moment and sing for a crowd and whatever. I just. Kids can't understand that that crowd
needs to choose to be there. It cannot be forced upon them. But the parents also need to say, get your ass in this seat right goddamn now. I swear to God. I swear to God they do. And I don't understand. Like, give her one verse. You know what? I'll be generous. Give her one song. Yeah. And then hang it up, mama. Hang it up. And I know she was probably so excited because they had just gotten done with the Disney World trip. And she was still on that high. It was
a flight to Orlando, not from. It was from. I thought it was from Orlando. Or maybe she was going to Disney World. I thought it was to. Yeah, whatever. Either way. She was Disneyland mindset. Yeah. But. Or Disney World. At what fucking point
do you. get up and insurrect against the parents for allowing that to happen i immediately i'm side -eyeing the parents the second she starts singing and the second song starts i'm gonna be like is anyone gonna get her and also where are the flight attendants where are the flight attendants to be like oh sweetie that's it thank you so much right Also, the thing that I think people are not giving enough thought to, when that little phone comes off the hook, all in
-flight entertainment shuts down. The Delta screen comes up saying there's an announcement going on. Yeah, you can't get away from it. No. Oh, God. And they're like, yeah. Please control your kids. That's where I'm at with it. Yeah. It's like... And I understand that kids can be incorrigible. Believe me. I do understand that it's hard to wrangle your kids. It is not hard to have your... That girl was at least like 12 years old. It is not hard to tell her she needs to be done.
The way that I would have been beaten within an inch of my life. Like... You think she's going to hold resentment for that forever? You let her sing her little song. Do you want to know what she's going to hold resentment for? Is being humiliated on the internet. You letting her do that to herself is worse. 100%. Have you ever heard of a labubu? Yeah, they're so ugly. I'm so sorry. I know everyone loves them. They're so ugly. So, Issa on TikTok. Have you heard this
TikTok? I feel like I've sent it to you. It's this. Is it in here? It's right here. The fuck is a la baby? What the fuck is a la baby? No, baby. La baby. I think about that TikTok millions
of times every day. that's beautiful that's so beautiful i and i follow people on tiktok who like have gotten them and whatever i'm not trying to yuck your yum i just don't get it no i don't get it at all like is it like a pokemon i don't know if i fully understand i like literally what the fuck is a labubu it's like Okay, so this is like a whole thing that I don't know that you're aware of. Have you heard of Pop Mart? That is who sells, like that's the exclusive
retailer for Labubu. Right. There is more than Labubu. There are tons of these things where it's like you get the brand of what you want, but you don't know which one you're getting. What? There are tons of them. I have a video to send you. For those who are online like your girl, I'm sending him vanilla mace right now. What the fuck is vanilla mace? Okay. It's time to talk about vanilla mace. Vanilla mace is a
woman of a woman. And I love her so much. Vanilla Mace, if you're hearing this, please come on the podcast and also text me and Snapchat me and Twitter me and TikTok DM me and all of the things. I love you so much. She goes to Pop Mart and her video went like super viral because she was like, I want this one or this one, but I don't want this one. And then she opened two of the ones that she didn't want. It was beautiful.
It was so funny. She's so beautiful. I'm not going to be able to find it because she'd be posting. But anyway, there are tons of these things. I don't even know what all of them are called. But they're like a Sonny's Angel. You know, you remember those things, the little babies? No. That hang off your phone? No, like people at our old work used to get them. Those little babies with their butts out. Those are so weird to me. When you get those, from my knowledge,
they work like a lububu. You don't know which one you're going to get. So it's like a surprise every time you open it. It's like the Vinylmation things used to be from Disney where you had no idea which one you were getting until you got it home and that's why they were collectible. Right. Or like the Pokemon cards that are in like Happy Meals and stuff. Like it doesn't, you know what Pokemon are out there, but you don't know which one is going to be in your thing.
Got it. Okay. That's kind of cool actually. Yeah. But now people are reselling Labubu. Or $7 ,000 on eBay. $7 ,000. It goes against the whole concept of the thing, number one. Yeah. Number two, who is paying that? Who is paying for that? People. It's a toy. I kind of want one. I also just sent you a TikTok of Vanilla Maze opening. Not a Lu Bu Bu, but something close. Maybe it is a Lu Bu Bu. I don't know. Oh, I know who this is. I love her. I love that so much. I love her.
I also, that woman I send you all the time, her name's Sriracha or Sriracha. Yeah. obsessed with her yes oh my god she escaped the trenches of fort wayne and now she's living her la lesbian lifestyle good for her and i love her sriracha and vanilla mace if you want to come on the podcast please you're welcome to come on anytime you want well i think that's the end of today's show Thanks for being here with us. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok. Send us an email. I set up a whole goddamn
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