Greetings all! Sorry for the break we had to take. I had a lil' bit of a health scare that has been (for the most part) taken care of, but it was pretty emotionally draining. -Dawn ANYWHOOZLES... In this episode, we discuss...! *Mission to Zyxx Live show (tomorrow!) and the Premiere of 90 Degrees South by our boy Brian! Good luck man!! *Politics (we can't stay away, and it's more of a rant than anything else) *The episode itself! * Discussions about Patreon, writing, and mental health (as it rel...
Oct 03, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Greetings faithful listeners! You know how we roll by now. In this episode, we discuss...! News about other podcasts! Fake ugly crying and pleas to bring King Falls back (This will most likely be the norm, sorry not sorry) Episode 25! I hope you're staying safe out there folks. Shit is getting rediculous. Wear a mask, wash your hands, and get vaxxed if you can.
Sep 05, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello Guys, gals and non-binary pals, welcome to another episode! You know what the episode after this one is - the First Sammiversary...! I wonder what will happen?!? NO ONE SPOIL IT FOR MEEEE!!! I kid. But lemme tell you WHAT - Episode 25 is when shit goes DOOOOWWWWWN!!! Anyways...this episode is the calm before the storm of 25. Enjoy it! ;)
Aug 22, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello again guys, gals and non-binary pals. Did I legit fall asleep, you ask? Yes, yes I did. I was wiped the fuck out from work, and I am unashamed. In this episode, we discuss the above episodes, as well as talk about other stuff. Am I calling it in with this description? Yuuuuuuuup. Sorry. Work calls. Wash your hands, wear a mask, and get vaxxed if you can. Peace! - Dawn and Dana
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Shotgun Sunday Afternoon! Yes, I'm an asshole - we wanted to get back to our regularly scheduled business but I didn't have enough time over the weekend to edit, so here we are - sorry peeps! In this episode, we discuss...! *Majel Barrett, cause she was a badass! *Spray tans! *Random shit not having to do with either episode! *IoT doing a live show, and Kyle coming back with a new podcast! *The actual episodes! What can I say ya'll - I'm still settling in, trying to learn my new job, ...
Jul 18, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast Hey all. Not gon' lie, as far as editing goes, I phoned this fucker right IN. LOL. Sorry about any of the weird noises in the background that you may or may not hear (tree frogs chirping, an alarm going off). I'm still trying to get situated in my new role and new apartment, and...shit takes time, knowwhattImean? Anyways. In this episode you will find...! Dana and I making thinly veiled suggestions to two gentlemen that are BOTH AMAZING and EPIC about...nothing in particular. Not giving up...
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Greetings to all! How are ya? I'm good, thanks for asking - chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool while drinking my Chai and listening to Tool ;D Heh. Anyways, in this episode, Dana and I * Talk about podcasts returning to live shows (YES!!!) * Talk about my enduring hope (or foolish belief) that the great and epic fucking podcast known as KING MOTHERFUCKING FALLS AM will return! * Discuss the actual episodes! * Go off the rails on a crazy train! You know how we roll by now, dear listene...
Jun 20, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast May 1st didn't happen. Nope. Choosing to completely be in motherfucking denial because I said so, and it is my goddamned right as an American to completely be in denial about things that happen whether I want them to or not, so there. I said it. You're not changing MY mind, internet. Twitter. Or calendars. With that said, we discuss stuff and things, like the two episodes up above - which include the arguments "Is the Shadowmaker the Shadowmaker before he becomes the Shadowmaker?" (The ans...
Jun 06, 2021•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast *CW - Mental Health / Suicidal Ideation* You know what happened, we know what happened, and I - Well. I had a fucking MASSIVE case of the sads, knowwhatifuckin'mean? Of course you do. If you've been following the epicness that is King Falls, you were devasted on 5/1 as well, but maybe not bawling your head off in a crowded parking lot like I was (Still unashamed!) In this episode, you will find....! * News! * DIscussion of other podcasts! * Our feelings about KFAM, Beyond the Falls, and The Make...
May 16, 2021•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast HAPPY SIXTH SAMMIVERSARY, YOU SEXY-SONS-A-BITCHES!!! Yes! It is the Sixth motherfucking Sammiversary, and what better way to celebrate the 6th Sammiversary than listening to the episode that gave birth to 'Suplex Sammy'? In this episode, you will find...! * A content warning for adult things and stuff! If you are a minor, avert your ears! (18 episodes too late, but whatever, I'll do what I want!) * Jeff fucking GOLDBLUM is going to be on a podcast! * Twitter Bans! * Facebook Bans! * Ray-Bans! (n...
May 02, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hey all, Dawn here. You all know what happened, and if you don't, well...you're gonna hear me ugly cry about it. Loudly. I would apologize but I'm not gonna, my feelings are valid. You'll also hear Dana get verklempt. We got 80 some-odd episodes left, so...we're not going anywhere. Please keep in mind when you're listening to tonights scheduled release of SSN - we recorded that before the news today, so in that episode we are sweet summer children. See you in a couple of ...
May 01, 2021•24 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Greetings! While it may not be necessary, due to (VERY) recent events in our lovely fucked up country called America, I'm putting a TW on our (admittedly short) discussion about IoT's episode due to gun fetishism, etc. You know. That crazy-ass shit. Also, I apologize for my sound in this one, I used a RAZER headphone / mic setup that may not have been the best idea, and I'm still getting used to it. -Dawn With that said, spring is almost here! Yay! In this episode, we discuss...! * More shit tha...
Apr 18, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hey guys, it's Grandpa Joe! :D On tonight's episode of Grandpa Joe Saturday Nights, We're going to talk about KFAM's first Christmas episode, and the Second Season Premiere of IoT as well as... * Red Sox Opening Day BA-BYYYYYYY!!! * AudioVerse 2020 Award Winners! * KFAM Discord going on Hiatus Happy Easter if you celebrate it, and if not, than happy weekend! - Grandpa Joe and Dana ;D
Apr 04, 2021•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Greetings! I just got word my stimmy's dropping soon, and that makes my fat ass happy! :D In this episode, we: * Discuss random shit! * Mention the FCC! * Trash talk that chick senator from Georgia for being a fucking dumbass! * Discuss the actual episode! * Name drop other podcasts and people! I don't know where it is in your neck of the woords, but it's warming up ovah here...told you spring was on it's way. Thank you Jack in the Box JESUS! - Dawn and Dana...
Mar 21, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hey all, Dawn here. Not gonna lie I was in a REAAAAAAAAAL pissy mood when recording this episode (well, pissier than ususal), so I apologize. Anyways, in this episode, we... * Talk about senators and governors that are absolutely FUCKING HORRIBLE at doing their jobs! * Ben getting throttled by the ghost of John WIlkes Booth! * Ol' Abe smoking Booth's ass with a ghost gatling gun! * As well as the finale of Season 1 of Improv on Tape! Glad you're sticking us, and spring is coming. Hopefully. If n...
Mar 07, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Didn't think I'd get this one up in time, lol! Greetings all! In this episode, we discuss... * Ongoing Audioverse Award delay * If we won lots of moneh! * Stuff that has *NOTHING* to do with King Falls AM or Improv on Tape! * The actual episodes! * Cynthia not blinded by the light NOR by science! * A super cool clearly placed in edit tone around 49:12! We hope all of you are doing wicked good out there; if not, we're sorry, and we feel you. Stay safe and try to stay warm. Spring is on its way. :...
Feb 21, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Greetings all! How the Hell are ya? In this episode, we discuss... * Awesome news! * The episodes! * The color of Sammy's Prius! * Trolling people! * The importance of Feeding the BEAST! * My accent! * Also, we name drop Starbucks and other wicked cool podcasts! Hope all of you are doing well out there! We'll get through this time together. :) - Dawn and Dana
Feb 07, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well hey there guys gals and nonbinary pals! Welcome to another episode of Shotgun Saturday Nights! In today's episode... - General PSA about Biden's Inauguration, and a thank you to Georgia (for reals. THANK YOU) - Actual episode discussions! Holy shit! - Discussion of "The Email" - you know which one. - I bitch about Movies vs. Books - Discussion of Adam & Eve *waggles eyebrows suggestively* Stay safe out there peeps, we'll get through this together - peace out brook trouts! -Dawn an...
Jan 17, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Whoo-hoo! Happy New Year guys gals and non-binary pals! On todays episode, we discuss pet medium Golden Owl's visit with our boys, as well as the premiere of 'Improv on Tape', a new podcast that MAY or may not HAVE SOME FAMILIAR EPIC AS FUCK VOICES IN IT - and some new ones as well! If you're in the great state of Georgia, please vote! Love ya! -Dawn and Dana
Jan 03, 2021•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Season's Greetings! We hope you're doing well and staying properly socially distanced because our incompetent president couldn't handle getting his hand out of a cookie jar, much less getting a handle on Covid! But I digress. ;) In this episode you'll find... - News of a side project of some of our favorite peeps, 'Improv on Tape'! - News of a potential Christmas Eve Zoom hang out with Dana and I! - Crappy editing (Maybe! My ass was fucking tired!) - Discussing NAZI trolls showing up on a ...
Dec 20, 2020•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well hey there! Welcome to the (finally) last month of 2020! We discuss the episode, talk theories about two certain characters, talk about the Audio Verse awards (Today's the last day for voting, so please vote!!!) and name drop other podcasts that we've enjoyed over the year. As always, thanks for listening! - Dawn and Dana
Dec 06, 2020•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hello, fellow KFAM fan! What's up? In this episode you hear Dana and myself discuss Major Tom to Ground Control, get introduced to Dana's Dog, listen as I make a corny ass "Snakes on a Plane" joke and talk about some of the finalists for the 2020 Audio Verse Awards, as well as talk about the possibility of starting a Patreon...stay safe, wash your hands, thank Jack in The Box Jesus for your Thanksgiving dinner if you partake, and have a great couple of weeks ;) - Dawn
Nov 22, 2020•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Step right up, guys gals and non-binary pals! We've got news, which is kinda old by now, but we still got it! We got swearing, we got laughter, we got discussion of Episode 6! :) - Dawn
Nov 08, 2020•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well howdy-ho, neighbors! How are ya? We're doing ok. In this stellar review of episode 5, you may find me to be heavily caffinated, Dana taking blackmail photos of our Zoom chat to use against me later, and some actual discussion of this episode! We also answer a question posed to us by one of the co-creators of this amazeballs podcast. We would also like questions from YOU as well, dear listeners...*hint hint* and we still do have something special planned for sometime in the future, if ...
Oct 18, 2020•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast So hey, how you doin'? Welcome to Epiosde 4 - we're completely shocked you're still dubbing around with us at this point ;) Join us for episode 4 discussion, more goddamned spoilers for later episodes, me coughing "Come Back" loudly into my mic, sniffles not caused by an Adderall addiction, more podcast shout-outs, and a contest to see if you can guess what Dana and myself have up our sleeves for a following episode - best guess will get some free Starbucks or Dunks on me! -Dawn
Oct 04, 2020•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast A Birthday shoutout for moi, an introduction to some characters, we go off the rails once more, and shoutouts to some podcasts - The SeaNick Route, Return Home, Girl in Space, Vega, Believer, Observe and Report, and Untitled DIce - as well as to a listener who sent us a theory!!!
Sep 20, 2020•46 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Hey there! Yes, you. How are ya? Good? Epic. Not so good? I feel you, and am sending you a properly socially-distanced and totes-acceptable hug. It'll get better. In this episode, Dana and myself discuss episode 2 of King Falls AM, as well as bullshit about random-ass things, including what tunes we head-canon the characters listening to, and what type of posters Dana had on her walls growing up (the stuff you didn't think you wanted to know, but are now gonna find out!) As always, rate and revi...
Sep 06, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Like, read the title, Scoob! It's all there, or whatever! :D For realsies guys gals and non binary pals, thank you from the bottom of our motherfucking hearts for listening to us two jabronis bullshit about our shared favorite mountain town AM station. We appreciate ya fam! ;D - Dawn and Dana
Aug 21, 2020•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the first *and hopefully not last* episode of Shotgun Saturday Nights, an unofficial *NSFW* King Falls AM fancast! We hope you enjoy, and let us know what you think. We'll be discussing the episodes of King Falls AM in order, starting with May 1, 2015. You can find us at @icequeen1001 and @ColoradoDana71. -Dawn ;)
Aug 16, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
